Hang in there, Wisconsin, we are counting on you!

Jul 31, 2026 2:06 PM

JarJarDrinks

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Clearly I am not pulling my fair share.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

they must be only counting residents in NV....

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That red in Arizona is the Navajo nation.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Boston area was deep purple for a bit there when the tartan army visited for their World Cup match.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm doing my part to keep my county yellow at least

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, yes. Jefferson County, WA. Its sad.

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Out drinking your state since 1848!!! Jokes aside, I was born and raised in WI with several visits back a year for f+f. But I've lived in Seattle for 25yrs and the differences in attitudes towards drinking are stunning.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I lived in that red spot in Northern AZ for a long time. Can confirm.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I sometime don't believe northern Maine

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That red dot in the middle of NC is where a lot of colleges and universities are.

2 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never trust a teetotaler unless they're an addict in recovery; one day at a time you glorious bastards.

4 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I'm not doing my part in Utah.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is there one of these for meth??

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

next time the world cup is in the US, play all the Scotland and England games in WI. They seem prepped so maybe they won't run out of alcohol

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No wonder wisconsin votes Republican

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What does the scale actually signify here?

5 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was raised in WV and lived there on and off for more than 30 years. More drunks per capita than any other place I've ever lived and that includes Milwaukee, Berlin and Bucharest. Something is very fucky with this "chart".

5 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Hank Green broke it down in a video when the chart first came out. It's because it's aggregated data from each state (and sometimes from each county in a state) and each source had different collection techniques. The tell-tale sign is the stark changes at state borders when the data is displayed at the county levels (look at east-TN/west-NC border or the North-TX/OK border).

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s probably based on sales. WV is known for their homemade moonshine.

3 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wow. Vegas is really low.

5 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

just too expensive to drink ther

5 hours ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

Only for idiot tourists that buy drinks on the strip.

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can’t imagine who can afford to go out for drinks there anymore.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought so too, to the point I had to double check what county they are in.

5 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s probably the measure of people who live there rather than who drink when there. That said I was in LV earlier this year, had one pint and had to renegotiate my mortgage when I got home. So yeah I’d be a teetoatler pioneer if I lived there

5 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Locals knkw only idiot tourists pay the insane prices on the strip. Did you try going anywhere but the strip, prices are on par with the rest of the US

5 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Cheaper for sure. As a local it basically keeps you away from the strip due to 20 dollar beers . I went to wisconsin for a reunion and had a bar tab, a whole day long event and my bill might have been 40 dollars. I tipped 100% and still didn't get anywhere near Vegas prices for day long drinking.

4 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is why Wisconsinites are banned from most if not all drinking contests.

5 hours ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Flagstaff, AZ is in that one red spot in Northern, AZ. One year New Belgium had their Tour de Phat event there and they ran out of beer almost immediately. Next year they doubled it and suffice it to say there were some shenanigans in town that day. Next year they moved it to ASU in Phoenix even though it is a far larger school, because Flagstaffers are hardened drinkers. 7k ft elevation is training altitude.

3 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

shenanigans!

1 hour ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

To be fair, my Wisconsin relatives now live in Arizona

32 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Without ANY context as to what those percentages are supposed to represent, this is meaningless.

5 hours ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

% of excessive drinkers. I never meet an excessive drinker in my life. I meet people that pissed themself while drunk, and they were (an I quote): "I'm fine, just a little tipsy"

37 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Legend % = percent legendary drinkers.

29 minutes ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It represents the number per 100

5 hours ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

LOL. The number of WHAT per 100 might be one of those helpful context clues. But you are technically correct. And that is the best kind.

5 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It represents the number of drunk toddlers in a county per 100 residents.

4 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh, were you looking for *helpful* information? Yeah, no, that’s not really my thing.

5 hours ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

So... username relevant!

4 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0