That's Dark

Mar 10, 2017 3:53 PM

davidwallacecfo

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This is how Vantablack, the darkest material ever made, absorbs 99.965% of light

...but I can still see it!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I need a spy suit made of this stuff.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I require clothing this black.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He turns the flashlight off. There's a brief moment where the edge of the hexagon is illuminated before he does it so you can tell.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why does it briefly reflect the light when he's moving the light?

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is not how it does, this is a demonstration of doing so. This doesn't explain anything about the material itself.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

This is how I explain that you're wrong.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

What's hilarious is that you can see the light reflecting when it hits it, then the photoshop takes over!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*heavy breathing* in emo.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

please paint my cars this

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Finally I can become the void.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The stuff A.C.M.E. portable holes are made of.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Our ACME™ Portable Hole© is a one-of-a-kind, made in-house design with closely guarded ingredients. These Vantablacks are knock-offs.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fyi the aluminum foil is there because it gets so hot because of it's absortion when black

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No it does not

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Perfekt für Ninjas :D

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

paint a room with this

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This would be a nice addition to my dark black and slightly darker black turtlenecks.

9 years ago | Likes 136 Dislikes 1

I get that reference

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Tactileneck

9 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

You must really like archer with the comment and name

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

the sequence of jokes leading up to that line is the best in the whole series IMO

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

None. None more black.

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Scrolled down looking for this comment. You did not disappoint.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Still brighter than my future

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Imagine a car painted in that

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say, "Now some asshole is gonna paint his car with this."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Imagine a spaceship! It would be impossible to see :|

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It traps 98% of light that strikes it. If you parked it in the sun it would probably melt.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Haha make T-shirts

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Visible light. Would need to confirm it doesn't emit infrared light, and that it isn't stable enough to handle raised temperatures.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Blacker than the blackest black times infinity.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If it's so black, how come I can see it?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You don't see it. You see what's around it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why can i see it reflect the light in the corner when it first passes over it

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

That's what I want to know. Is this just done with after effects then and they missed that?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Looks like it's being reflected by the foil.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like your butthole.

9 years ago | Likes 109 Dislikes 7

A vantablack butthole is the exact opposite of a bleached butthole

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It also absorbs 99.965% of.... fuck it never mind

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You like OP's butthole?

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Doesn't one guy own that pigment and doesn't share it with anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

Anish Kapoor - the artist behind that bean looking thing in Chicago. Went to one of his exhibits. Pretty sexy. His studio is near my work.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He owns the right to use the tech developed by the company that MADE Vantablack. However, he doesn't own the COLOR

9 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

If someone were to find a different way to make it, they could use it

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

that's Anish Kapoor

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

How can you own a color?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Copyright. Cadbury own that shade of purple.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Copyright, for just Vanata black.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Like my sense of humor

9 years ago | Likes 500 Dislikes 11

where the hell did my bike go?

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And my shit after I had chocolate cake for dinner

9 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Only omits 0.035% of what has been received? ... Ok.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And muy slaves

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Shouldn't eat a rock.

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Good but I was thinking "you can't fuck a rock".

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How many babies does it take to paint a house?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I don't know. Tell me.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So tell me how!?! Cuz that just shows me ... now how.

9 years ago | Likes 443 Dislikes 3

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All these pseudo science explanations... in actuality, they've been able to harvest pieces of the black hole and put them onto paper.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now how brown cow

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Carbon nanotubes make a structure that if scaled up would be a forest with trees hundreds of miles high which makes it very dark.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How now brown cow?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lolz

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now my question is: could this be used to make solar panels more efficient?

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

solar panels already went through the obscenely expensive phase. we don't got time for that again.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Sorcery and witchcraft

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Dark objects absorb light and radiation. It's called a blackbody. Vanta is so black that it's almost a perfect blackbody. Simply put.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Like Terry Crews?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Found this, explains pretty well. Very interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ubk34-nFvGM

9 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My left ear really enjoyed that.

9 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Impressive explantion

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Like this (anechoic chamber), but tiny and trapping light instead of audio.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Its advanced darkness

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its like how soundproof stuff works, just with light

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Push the button of the torch....

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

vertical Carbon nano tubes. Captures the light, reflects very little (0.02%). A sphere would look like its shadow (flat), only darker

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I, as a scientist, herefore predict that vantablack causes lung cancer. Like asbestos. I'll come back here in ten years to see if I was rght

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is more like a fortune teller. Nano tech is scary like that, I hope it is safe. So far only an artist and Space agencies use it.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I am a scientist in the nano tech business.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

on the front line i see

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I imagine any tiny, sharp particle when inhaled will fuck up your lungs. And I'm just some guy.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you say so, someone will call you a "fortune teller".

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Anyyhing yet

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's just black. Really, really black. There's no trickery here.

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 4

But there's always trickery when black is involved.

9 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Try this, ask a black dude about something sketchy and the answer is always "Don't worry about that."

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Underrated comment of the week

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh my fuck, that's gold. I really hope other people see this.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

For all who don't want to watch youtube vids: it's made of carbon nano tubes they are veeeery thin and are on the metal. They "grow" on that

9 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 1

doesnt sound healthy....asbestos anyone?

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

well it's not a silicate so no asbestos. it is made of "vertically aligned carbon nanotube arrays". as far as they know it's not a risk

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

...not yet...

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Graphine sheets pose a greater health hazard, to be honest. Monomolecular width snowflakes lodged in the lining of your lungs.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

funny enough: they say its mostly save while they ban the bigger Diesel-particles here.... yeah sure.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

From what i've learned it's all about particle dimensions. Long thin tubes are difficult for the body to dispose of while spheres are (1)

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Can I paint my car with it?

9 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

There are plans to use it for jets as paintjob so you can barely see them but that plan is in its eaaarly stages

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you want your car to melt yes,asuming it doesn't come off somehow, that stuff gets super hot and it's expensive

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

So it would be good for solar panels

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

No, it gets unbelievably hot. I think it might burn away. In not sure though

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