Jun 10, 2021 5:23 PM
KanyesSideFish
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Here is your silver back gorilla meat stick. A classic favorite
blindmonkieboi
That looks really gross with it touching the floor
2NinjasGlued2Gether
https://imgur.com/OegZBAF
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Wait...doesn't the "web" touch the ground? That's disgusting.
It appears so. I’d pass on it
uglygiantbagofmostlywater
Looks like a hairy dog wiener
ChicoSlim
Much cooler name than silver-back gorilla. Hairy wiener dog seems to roll right off the tongue.
MixMasterMike
Hairy balls....
The best kind
testaccount444
Look at his shoes. This is NOT the guy that usually makes these.
GoliathSkittles
Considering the number of people watching, I'm guessing it's a class
pleaseacknowledgethecat
For real-WTF is that?
dragonslaver
This looks like my balls if I don't shave them for a while
RawDawgPowder
Pretty fucking sure that touched the ground and the table and everything else in the fucking area... GROSS
That’s the secrete ingredient
siningy
Looks like tanghulu https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanghulu
Decoyape11
I’ll have two puebe sticks please. Extra woolly.
Volpe42
The meatballs from under the sofa
buzburbank
TIL that "Spiderwebs" was a song about food.
tugboatcaptain
I don't know the song, but that is basically the whole point of spiderwebs
harshmell0w
A likely story...
CommunCreator
Leave a message and I’ll call you back.
learntotakejoke
TF is that?
FnordGallop
The fruit is called hawthorne in english.
SharlayTheBarbarian
Tang hu lu, absolutely delicious
The 'webs' is sugar, same concept as cotton candy/fairy floss, spin liquid sugar fast and it solidifies into thin strands.
theguynexttoyou
I bet mopping this station sucks.
FattsoCattso
ProbablyjustSaidsomeStupidstuff
No one gunna say anything about the guy with his tongue out?
timewizardtreats
hammersquirrel
Spinning molten sugar with no eye protection
Sylviastout
Kinda like the Shrek spiderweb cotton candy
spetsnaz91
Anyone have a recipe or more detail on this?
CosplayComet
Is this how you make cotton candy if you don't have a machine?
charondaboatman
This is how you burn your dick off.
Well one way to
TargetedAdBot
Just got a big ass oil burn from cooking. Idea of handing melted sugar sounds a bit terrifying now.
dorenavant
My hungry arse thought those were meatballs at first.
Fuck me to when I posted it lol
SupposablyPersnickity
Silverback gorilla meat?
zenoshogun
Nothing like chowing down on critically endangered animals to enhance the rare flavour.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Barbed wire meat balls
Nah just looks like a very penis like
ShawnS0l0
Gorillas got lil wee peters tho
Look at the expert over here
johneventually1
Fishsticks
Love em
Mojibacha
LOL yeah apparently OP thinks since it’s Chinese it must be illegal poaching meat on there. It’s fruit, bud
ThelmaTidwell
Or because it said silver back gorilla meat they thought that’s what it was and “It’s Chinese!” Never crossed their mind at all?
AlmostScientist
candied chinese hawthorn fruit
That sounds like a powerful attack move you call out
Compound515
I ate this from a stand in Guangzhou. It's pretty tasty
ArtemisFolly
Watch out for the seeds!
I remember always seeing it in old Chinese dramas, they looked good but I never knew what it was till much later lol
graft
No thanks, I just finished my chimpanzee loaf
Goes great with Orangutan-Julius
DrKriegersClone
Sad ook
Tamarin Mandarin is pretty yummy
chazahc
I don’t want to be the guy cleaning the floors after a day of making those.
HarryPotter918
Right? Dog dick covered in sugar spider web?
Blud4BludGod
They really need an open topped box to do that into. This is just inefficient and unsanitary
NomDeImguerre
No need, those 'webs' take all the dirt straight into the customer's mouth.
chapitaine
This
AnonOmis1000
I doubt they clean much
GenStrike
Why's that?
AMurloc
Luckily sugar spun like that doesn’t stick and is easily swept up if on the floor. - source pastry chef who’s spin a lot and sweeps up after
That’s neat - thanks for sharing
DianNaoChong
Honestly it looks like it's grabbing all the dust and particles of whatever he's flinging it against already
DonDiddlyDude
Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
Rhythmaster
Oh really?
Pillmatic540540
I'm gonna need you to get allll the way off my back.
gamingL8
No hassle, sugar-spun candy is tight!
Galaktia
there are special cleaners that "digest" the sugar making it easy to unsticky the floor
igamingidol
Special needs cleaners
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
... water.
StankPitSara
Water tends spreads it.
Truie
Mop the floor, strain mop head when full
I read that luckily they have several legless hamsters that help keep the floor clean. Pretty neat
justnotthatinteresting
Lol
red411
Well the floor is wet but how do you dry it??
theartofmath
Send in Ben Shapiro's wife.
PoopholeAintALoophole
suiseiseki
My presence usually helps dry things out pretty quickly
You got me wet as fuck bro
InsouciantSausage
tokerator
Neat. Now where do I buy a cooking urinal?
GuruGloin
Mental image is winning. Send reinforcements.
wazscience
Step 1 : get urinal...... Step 2: use for cooking
AlmightyThor117
That’s a cooking bedpan, they’re recycled from old bedpans, notice the subtle yellow tint, that adds flavor
Seasoned juuuuust right ?
vanderzee
that yellow layer is called "seasoning crust"
JohnBigboote74
It's between the Crotch Pot and the speculum spatula at the Nether Regions Culinary Supply.
EchoWhiskyBravo
FloofBucket
Thank you. I've not been able to find one since they moved from next to the nutcrackers and above the beef curtian tenderisers.
Do you know how to find the pork swords?
Iamnotacreativeman
Next to the fish sauce
Under the clam hammers
desolatorx
That's gotta be that beyond section at bed bath and beyond everyone keeps talking about.
coffeebot9000
You got an MSDS for that?
Pizza0Style0Burrito
This thread is more interesting than the original post ?
NickRivieraMD
for sugar?
jroneida
I’ve had to hunt down an SDS for Pam cooking spray b/c it was being used on an endoscope, so it depends on use
themonkeyboy04
Ok now I'm intrigued why it was used, couldn't water base lubricant be enough?
Apparently not. They liked that it was a lightweight lubricant that was compatible with the human body. This was in a hospital.
Looking at your posts, I can see you’d figured out it was in a hospital >.<
Hahahah yes I'm a biomedical engineer i used to work in a hospital
skorch
MSDS were phased out a couple of years ago. We use the SDS now. Do you even osha bro?
coinsforscale
Damnit I hit reply to say this ya beat me to it
GenericUsername71
What a noob
onlyhereforthehotfuzzreferences
MSDS still the staple in the land down under
brownribbon
GHS FTW
Myrectumhousesasmallindonesianfamily
MSDS still standard in Canada
plasticdeer
not in my experience. we were taught sds starting in 2015 when I was in trade school
kibal4ish
Sds
prattlepro
Thanks for giving me a new quote to throw around at work. Do you even osha bro?!?
TheFifthTK
I’m not sure what industry you work in, but in electronics my customers still request MSDS that I still give them.
drcookieninja
'MSDS for this electronic item: DONT EAT THE TV OR PUT IT IN YOUR EYE.'
I'm sure you have legit need for MSDS but this thought just had me clutching my gut
sbendel44
Yea depending on what kind of electronics he works with these could contain PCB oils, heavy metals, HCL or HF.
Zaranthan
I'll probably keep saying "MSDS" until I die. The fact that the actual paper says SDS instead doesn't make much difference.
https://www.osha.gov/laws-regs/regulations/standardnumber/1910/1910.1200
Thanks ?
milimbar
GHS specifies information is included on Safety Data Sheets. The change from MSDS to SDS deadline was June 1, 2015 for manufacturers.
SadisticLeisure
THIS. The required sections also raised to 16 (I want to say it was 9 before, but could be wrong).
If you are using an outdated MSDS, you may not have all the pertinent (required) info on a chem you have on-site.
PonyMadness
Industrial, mining, and oilfield all went to SDS as per OSHA regulations a few years ago. If you're using MSDS, you're out of date.
quelin
99% chance his MSDS is an SDS, just folks still call it MSDS.
YourCakeAndEatItToo
Y'all are way behind. In my field, we just use DS.
hirosjimma
S
IndefinetelyTired
I still see them both at my current job. Only the SDS goes on site tho. The MSDS stays in shop bc we don't have chems on hand
Even fire extinguishers have a place in the SDS. Also, if you use chemicals, that needs to be updated in case EMS calls your shop needing
RossiferTaylor
Skorch is right, done as a way to standardize the different formats of MSDS sheets in use and renamed to simply Safety Data Sheets.
This is gonna be the new imperial/metric isn't it? :p
CrypticalEnvelopement
FFS. I'm a chem major & they're still telling us to reference MSDS when writing reports, probably because the prof is like 60 and hates tech
Apothecarius
Can confirm bro. They were still MSDS when I was in the military, but now they're SDS.
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
Also a chem major, told MSDS originally and never otherwise, also seen both MSDS and SDS in workplace, so it seems to update later depending
blindmonkieboi
That looks really gross with it touching the floor
2NinjasGlued2Gether
https://imgur.com/OegZBAF
DefinitelyNotMadeOfBees
Wait...doesn't the "web" touch the ground? That's disgusting.
KanyesSideFish
It appears so. I’d pass on it
uglygiantbagofmostlywater
Looks like a hairy dog wiener
ChicoSlim
Much cooler name than silver-back gorilla. Hairy wiener dog seems to roll right off the tongue.
MixMasterMike
Hairy balls....
KanyesSideFish
The best kind
testaccount444
Look at his shoes. This is NOT the guy that usually makes these.
GoliathSkittles
Considering the number of people watching, I'm guessing it's a class
pleaseacknowledgethecat
For real-WTF is that?
dragonslaver
This looks like my balls if I don't shave them for a while
RawDawgPowder
Pretty fucking sure that touched the ground and the table and everything else in the fucking area... GROSS
KanyesSideFish
That’s the secrete ingredient
siningy
Looks like tanghulu https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanghulu
Decoyape11
I’ll have two puebe sticks please. Extra woolly.
Volpe42
The meatballs from under the sofa
buzburbank
TIL that "Spiderwebs" was a song about food.
tugboatcaptain
I don't know the song, but that is basically the whole point of spiderwebs
harshmell0w
A likely story...
CommunCreator
Leave a message and I’ll call you back.
learntotakejoke
TF is that?
FnordGallop
The fruit is called hawthorne in english.
SharlayTheBarbarian
Tang hu lu, absolutely delicious
GoliathSkittles
The 'webs' is sugar, same concept as cotton candy/fairy floss, spin liquid sugar fast and it solidifies into thin strands.
theguynexttoyou
I bet mopping this station sucks.
FattsoCattso
ProbablyjustSaidsomeStupidstuff
No one gunna say anything about the guy with his tongue out?
timewizardtreats
hammersquirrel
Spinning molten sugar with no eye protection
Sylviastout
Kinda like the Shrek spiderweb cotton candy
spetsnaz91
Anyone have a recipe or more detail on this?
CosplayComet
Is this how you make cotton candy if you don't have a machine?
charondaboatman
This is how you burn your dick off.
KanyesSideFish
Well one way to
TargetedAdBot
Just got a big ass oil burn from cooking. Idea of handing melted sugar sounds a bit terrifying now.
FattsoCattso
dorenavant
My hungry arse thought those were meatballs at first.
KanyesSideFish
Fuck me to when I posted it lol
SupposablyPersnickity
Silverback gorilla meat?
zenoshogun
Nothing like chowing down on critically endangered animals to enhance the rare flavour.
TheNextHafthorBjornsson
Barbed wire meat balls
KanyesSideFish
Nah just looks like a very penis like
ShawnS0l0
Gorillas got lil wee peters tho
KanyesSideFish
Look at the expert over here
johneventually1
Fishsticks
KanyesSideFish
Love em
Mojibacha
LOL yeah apparently OP thinks since it’s Chinese it must be illegal poaching meat on there. It’s fruit, bud
ThelmaTidwell
Or because it said silver back gorilla meat they thought that’s what it was and “It’s Chinese!” Never crossed their mind at all?
AlmostScientist
candied chinese hawthorn fruit
KanyesSideFish
That sounds like a powerful attack move you call out
Compound515
I ate this from a stand in Guangzhou. It's pretty tasty
ArtemisFolly
Watch out for the seeds!
AlmostScientist
I remember always seeing it in old Chinese dramas, they looked good but I never knew what it was till much later lol
graft
No thanks, I just finished my chimpanzee loaf
johneventually1
Goes great with Orangutan-Julius
DrKriegersClone
Sad ook
johneventually1
Tamarin Mandarin is pretty yummy
chazahc
I don’t want to be the guy cleaning the floors after a day of making those.
HarryPotter918
Right? Dog dick covered in sugar spider web?
Blud4BludGod
They really need an open topped box to do that into. This is just inefficient and unsanitary
NomDeImguerre
No need, those 'webs' take all the dirt straight into the customer's mouth.
chapitaine
This
AnonOmis1000
I doubt they clean much
GenStrike
Why's that?
AMurloc
Luckily sugar spun like that doesn’t stick and is easily swept up if on the floor. - source pastry chef who’s spin a lot and sweeps up after
chazahc
That’s neat - thanks for sharing
DianNaoChong
Honestly it looks like it's grabbing all the dust and particles of whatever he's flinging it against already
DonDiddlyDude
Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience
Rhythmaster
Oh really?
Pillmatic540540
I'm gonna need you to get allll the way off my back.
gamingL8
No hassle, sugar-spun candy is tight!
Galaktia
there are special cleaners that "digest" the sugar making it easy to unsticky the floor
igamingidol
Special needs cleaners
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
... water.
StankPitSara
Water tends spreads it.
Truie
Mop the floor, strain mop head when full
KanyesSideFish
I read that luckily they have several legless hamsters that help keep the floor clean. Pretty neat
justnotthatinteresting
AnonOmis1000
chazahc
Lol
red411
KanyesSideFish
Well the floor is wet but how do you dry it??
theartofmath
Send in Ben Shapiro's wife.
PoopholeAintALoophole
suiseiseki
My presence usually helps dry things out pretty quickly
KanyesSideFish
You got me wet as fuck bro
InsouciantSausage
tokerator
Neat. Now where do I buy a cooking urinal?
GuruGloin
Mental image is winning. Send reinforcements.
wazscience
Step 1 : get urinal...... Step 2: use for cooking
AlmightyThor117
That’s a cooking bedpan, they’re recycled from old bedpans, notice the subtle yellow tint, that adds flavor
johneventually1
Seasoned juuuuust right ?
vanderzee
that yellow layer is called "seasoning crust"
JohnBigboote74
It's between the Crotch Pot and the speculum spatula at the Nether Regions Culinary Supply.
EchoWhiskyBravo
FloofBucket
Thank you. I've not been able to find one since they moved from next to the nutcrackers and above the beef curtian tenderisers.
FloofBucket
Do you know how to find the pork swords?
Iamnotacreativeman
Next to the fish sauce
johneventually1
Under the clam hammers
desolatorx
That's gotta be that beyond section at bed bath and beyond everyone keeps talking about.
coffeebot9000
You got an MSDS for that?
Pizza0Style0Burrito
This thread is more interesting than the original post ?
NickRivieraMD
for sugar?
jroneida
I’ve had to hunt down an SDS for Pam cooking spray b/c it was being used on an endoscope, so it depends on use
themonkeyboy04
Ok now I'm intrigued why it was used, couldn't water base lubricant be enough?
jroneida
Apparently not. They liked that it was a lightweight lubricant that was compatible with the human body. This was in a hospital.
jroneida
Looking at your posts, I can see you’d figured out it was in a hospital >.<
themonkeyboy04
Hahahah yes I'm a biomedical engineer i used to work in a hospital
skorch
MSDS were phased out a couple of years ago. We use the SDS now. Do you even osha bro?
coinsforscale
Damnit I hit reply to say this ya beat me to it
GenericUsername71
What a noob
onlyhereforthehotfuzzreferences
MSDS still the staple in the land down under
brownribbon
GHS FTW
skorch
Myrectumhousesasmallindonesianfamily
MSDS still standard in Canada
plasticdeer
not in my experience. we were taught sds starting in 2015 when I was in trade school
kibal4ish
Sds
prattlepro
Thanks for giving me a new quote to throw around at work. Do you even osha bro?!?
TheFifthTK
I’m not sure what industry you work in, but in electronics my customers still request MSDS that I still give them.
drcookieninja
'MSDS for this electronic item: DONT EAT THE TV OR PUT IT IN YOUR EYE.'
drcookieninja
I'm sure you have legit need for MSDS but this thought just had me clutching my gut
sbendel44
Yea depending on what kind of electronics he works with these could contain PCB oils, heavy metals, HCL or HF.
Zaranthan
I'll probably keep saying "MSDS" until I die. The fact that the actual paper says SDS instead doesn't make much difference.
skorch
https://www.osha.gov/laws-regs/regulations/standardnumber/1910/1910.1200
Pizza0Style0Burrito
Thanks ?
milimbar
GHS specifies information is included on Safety Data Sheets. The change from MSDS to SDS deadline was June 1, 2015 for manufacturers.
SadisticLeisure
THIS. The required sections also raised to 16 (I want to say it was 9 before, but could be wrong).
SadisticLeisure
If you are using an outdated MSDS, you may not have all the pertinent (required) info on a chem you have on-site.
PonyMadness
Industrial, mining, and oilfield all went to SDS as per OSHA regulations a few years ago. If you're using MSDS, you're out of date.
quelin
99% chance his MSDS is an SDS, just folks still call it MSDS.
YourCakeAndEatItToo
Y'all are way behind. In my field, we just use DS.
hirosjimma
S
skorch
IndefinetelyTired
I still see them both at my current job. Only the SDS goes on site tho. The MSDS stays in shop bc we don't have chems on hand
PonyMadness
Even fire extinguishers have a place in the SDS. Also, if you use chemicals, that needs to be updated in case EMS calls your shop needing
RossiferTaylor
Skorch is right, done as a way to standardize the different formats of MSDS sheets in use and renamed to simply Safety Data Sheets.
PoopholeAintALoophole
This is gonna be the new imperial/metric isn't it? :p
CrypticalEnvelopement
FFS. I'm a chem major & they're still telling us to reference MSDS when writing reports, probably because the prof is like 60 and hates tech
Apothecarius
Can confirm bro. They were still MSDS when I was in the military, but now they're SDS.
iwenttousersubandalligotwasthislousyusername
Also a chem major, told MSDS originally and never otherwise, also seen both MSDS and SDS in workplace, so it seems to update later depending