A little bit of spider web to spice that shit up

Jun 10, 2021 5:23 PM

KanyesSideFish

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Here is your silver back gorilla meat stick. A classic favorite

That looks really gross with it touching the floor

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Wait...doesn't the "web" touch the ground? That's disgusting.

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It appears so. I’d pass on it

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Looks like a hairy dog wiener

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Much cooler name than silver-back gorilla. Hairy wiener dog seems to roll right off the tongue.

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Hairy balls....

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The best kind

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Look at his shoes. This is NOT the guy that usually makes these.

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Considering the number of people watching, I'm guessing it's a class

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For real-WTF is that?

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This looks like my balls if I don't shave them for a while

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Pretty fucking sure that touched the ground and the table and everything else in the fucking area... GROSS

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That’s the secrete ingredient

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Looks like tanghulu https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tanghulu

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I’ll have two puebe sticks please. Extra woolly.

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The meatballs from under the sofa

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TIL that "Spiderwebs" was a song about food.

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I don't know the song, but that is basically the whole point of spiderwebs

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A likely story...

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Leave a message and I’ll call you back.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

TF is that?

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The fruit is called hawthorne in english.

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Tang hu lu, absolutely delicious

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The 'webs' is sugar, same concept as cotton candy/fairy floss, spin liquid sugar fast and it solidifies into thin strands.

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I bet mopping this station sucks.

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No one gunna say anything about the guy with his tongue out?

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Spinning molten sugar with no eye protection

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Kinda like the Shrek spiderweb cotton candy

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Anyone have a recipe or more detail on this?

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Is this how you make cotton candy if you don't have a machine?

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This is how you burn your dick off.

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Well one way to

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Just got a big ass oil burn from cooking. Idea of handing melted sugar sounds a bit terrifying now.

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My hungry arse thought those were meatballs at first.

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Fuck me to when I posted it lol

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Silverback gorilla meat?

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Nothing like chowing down on critically endangered animals to enhance the rare flavour.

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Barbed wire meat balls

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Nah just looks like a very penis like

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Gorillas got lil wee peters tho

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Look at the expert over here

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Fishsticks

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Love em

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LOL yeah apparently OP thinks since it’s Chinese it must be illegal poaching meat on there. It’s fruit, bud

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Or because it said silver back gorilla meat they thought that’s what it was and “It’s Chinese!” Never crossed their mind at all?

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candied chinese hawthorn fruit

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That sounds like a powerful attack move you call out

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I ate this from a stand in Guangzhou. It's pretty tasty

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Watch out for the seeds!

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I remember always seeing it in old Chinese dramas, they looked good but I never knew what it was till much later lol

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No thanks, I just finished my chimpanzee loaf

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Goes great with Orangutan-Julius

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Sad ook

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Tamarin Mandarin is pretty yummy

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I don’t want to be the guy cleaning the floors after a day of making those.

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Right? Dog dick covered in sugar spider web?

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They really need an open topped box to do that into. This is just inefficient and unsanitary

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No need, those 'webs' take all the dirt straight into the customer's mouth.

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This

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I doubt they clean much

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Why's that?

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Luckily sugar spun like that doesn’t stick and is easily swept up if on the floor. - source pastry chef who’s spin a lot and sweeps up after

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That’s neat - thanks for sharing

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Honestly it looks like it's grabbing all the dust and particles of whatever he's flinging it against already

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Actually it's super easy, barely an inconvenience

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Oh really?

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I'm gonna need you to get allll the way off my back.

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No hassle, sugar-spun candy is tight!

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there are special cleaners that "digest" the sugar making it easy to unsticky the floor

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Special needs cleaners

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... water.

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Water tends spreads it.

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Mop the floor, strain mop head when full

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I read that luckily they have several legless hamsters that help keep the floor clean. Pretty neat

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Lol

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Well the floor is wet but how do you dry it??

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Send in Ben Shapiro's wife.

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My presence usually helps dry things out pretty quickly

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You got me wet as fuck bro

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Neat. Now where do I buy a cooking urinal?

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Mental image is winning. Send reinforcements.

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Step 1 : get urinal...... Step 2: use for cooking

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That’s a cooking bedpan, they’re recycled from old bedpans, notice the subtle yellow tint, that adds flavor

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Seasoned juuuuust right ?

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that yellow layer is called "seasoning crust"

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It's between the Crotch Pot and the speculum spatula at the Nether Regions Culinary Supply.

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Thank you. I've not been able to find one since they moved from next to the nutcrackers and above the beef curtian tenderisers.

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Do you know how to find the pork swords?

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Next to the fish sauce

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Under the clam hammers

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That's gotta be that beyond section at bed bath and beyond everyone keeps talking about.

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You got an MSDS for that?

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This thread is more interesting than the original post ?

5 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

for sugar?

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I’ve had to hunt down an SDS for Pam cooking spray b/c it was being used on an endoscope, so it depends on use

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Ok now I'm intrigued why it was used, couldn't water base lubricant be enough?

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Apparently not. They liked that it was a lightweight lubricant that was compatible with the human body. This was in a hospital.

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Looking at your posts, I can see you’d figured out it was in a hospital >.<

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Hahahah yes I'm a biomedical engineer i used to work in a hospital

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MSDS were phased out a couple of years ago. We use the SDS now. Do you even osha bro?

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Damnit I hit reply to say this ya beat me to it

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What a noob

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MSDS still the staple in the land down under

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GHS FTW

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MSDS still standard in Canada

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not in my experience. we were taught sds starting in 2015 when I was in trade school

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Sds

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Thanks for giving me a new quote to throw around at work. Do you even osha bro?!?

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I’m not sure what industry you work in, but in electronics my customers still request MSDS that I still give them.

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'MSDS for this electronic item: DONT EAT THE TV OR PUT IT IN YOUR EYE.'

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I'm sure you have legit need for MSDS but this thought just had me clutching my gut

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Yea depending on what kind of electronics he works with these could contain PCB oils, heavy metals, HCL or HF.

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I'll probably keep saying "MSDS" until I die. The fact that the actual paper says SDS instead doesn't make much difference.

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GHS specifies information is included on Safety Data Sheets. The change from MSDS to SDS deadline was June 1, 2015 for manufacturers.

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THIS. The required sections also raised to 16 (I want to say it was 9 before, but could be wrong).

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If you are using an outdated MSDS, you may not have all the pertinent (required) info on a chem you have on-site.

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Industrial, mining, and oilfield all went to SDS as per OSHA regulations a few years ago. If you're using MSDS, you're out of date.

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99% chance his MSDS is an SDS, just folks still call it MSDS.

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Y'all are way behind. In my field, we just use DS.

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S

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I still see them both at my current job. Only the SDS goes on site tho. The MSDS stays in shop bc we don't have chems on hand

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Even fire extinguishers have a place in the SDS. Also, if you use chemicals, that needs to be updated in case EMS calls your shop needing

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Skorch is right, done as a way to standardize the different formats of MSDS sheets in use and renamed to simply Safety Data Sheets.

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This is gonna be the new imperial/metric isn't it? :p

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FFS. I'm a chem major & they're still telling us to reference MSDS when writing reports, probably because the prof is like 60 and hates tech

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Can confirm bro. They were still MSDS when I was in the military, but now they're SDS.

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Also a chem major, told MSDS originally and never otherwise, also seen both MSDS and SDS in workplace, so it seems to update later depending

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