Aug 7, 2022 12:02 PM
GorgeousGeorgieous
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nocommennts
It'll grow back
brosweet
A lord of the rings party with multiple pretty girls? Nice try Saruman...
lostharbinger42
Its like halloween parties in college, you know 2/3rds of the girls are going to be straight up "sexy cat"s.
CheddarDreams
Freshman year of college everyone was something slutty. I went as a creepy voodoo doll lol
skathir
Very “not like the other girls” vibes here that nerd culture loves, though this clip is hilarious.
jimmyman999000
RespiratoryRandy
If you like it then you got to put a ring on it
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Sexy Gollum?
IliveIdyeIliveagain
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Why is this not the top comment?
ItsCaptain0bvious
NO, PENIS! NOT NOW!
arthonnen93
Is that Yzma?
ThankYouForYourTime
There’s a third type of girl and she is NO MAN!
HonestCommentFarmer
A girl doesn’t need a dick to take up arms for her king as a shield maiden of Rohan and later slay the dark undead Witch King of the Nazgûl.
igobeder
Frodo would still be Baggin her.
wkearney99
yeah, well, DOUBLE-bagging.
TheRidg
Dildo Shaggins
Freak0zoid
Along with a/his bilbo
Otteritup
Frodo is a freak
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
Calling her "my precious" afterwards
LokiShade
"Hey baby, wanna see my Bag End?"
apoliticalpanda
I would too
PiercedViking
UramboTauro
Should have worn a dress with pocketses
TooStronkkk
She seems nice.
anjohnstudio
@ItsAnonymoose
Venfolnir
Precious!
jesusisherelookbusy
When she extra thicc v
DaftFrench
But they were all deceived...
nobodywhatsoever
She looks ... Preciousssssss
MRDOne
Haha good on her. How precious.
BlackCats4ever
v
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Don't laugh at him Lester, he's not funny!
VenomousFangs
How are ya now?
awesomeoldguy
Inarticulated
theokaychick
Actually she knew the options were elf or monster. She asked on tiktok if she should dress up like sexy golem. We all told her “well duh”.
PoorSucker
RElGNMAN
I hate Cancer so much! Missed the first half in the thumbnail and thought someone was being brave at a party.
TacoThePerson
lemenade
Still would
[deleted]
WeatherWiz
Judging by the fact you still see a bulge at the top, that guy must be super hung.
alaest0r
Gotta put a ring on it
SlytlyDerangd
Only if she refers to you as "my precious" during
ThaWhiteRanger
And she argues with herself about talking to you because you're ugly but sweet.
You have a dark poet's soul. I love it. (and how did you know about my looks? Dark magic!)
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
She could give it to me raw and wriggling.
SortOfAnEngineerNow
What's that scary movie scene?
SometimesIFartWhenIPee
ttra
@BotDrawA Beautiful Gollum in a party
BotDrawA
@ttra Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Medical illustration of a Fantasy Beautiful Gollum i
@ttra Here's your drawing of a "Beautiful Gollum in a party"
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA Beautiful Gollum in a party, being proposed to with a ring.
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Beautiful Gollum in a party, being proposed to with a ring.
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Mural of Beautiful Gollum in a party,
HouseofWolves312
HandoB4Javert
Zetor
Fooking high elves!
No, it's: Hi, fooking elves!
Fhant
By the Valar, are the Elves fucking again?!
PocketCleric
No,nots Fuck the High Elves
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
ifteguy2
Sauce me!
bradunk1
Never ending story….
Carl99
No but i get the guess.
RUBeastN
TanithRosenbaum
World of Wolfram on Youtube
Taarguus
It’s from a German web series called World of Wolfram!
DFTBAhitch
Reply
Sweet, thanks!
AmArschdieRaeuber
It's kinda shit!
Yeah, I didn’t care for it either, but I only watched a lil’ bit of it because of this gif
VikingHobbit
That's the girl you want - she's probably the most interresting of the lot
ArsenalThePhoenix
nah, obviously she lacks rational thinking. That's a no-no for anyone in a relationship, coz it's gonna cause a lot of problem later on
i just speak for the rationally sane people.
Dungol
That shit gets said here loads, in reality they knew and are attention seekers. There are always exceptions though
peppercruncher
OmegaZen
yes because being standing out or being quirky is what dictates an "interesting" person, not their day to day life
DangrebeTheMangrebe
Of the lotr
TheAlviss
I think anyone willing to dress up as a LOTR char is my kinda people, but I can't disagree. This women is the kind of ppl you want around.
For a certain value of interesting, depends on what you’re like innit? Women are just as varied and unexpected as men, probably more.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Into all kinds of stuff.
MrRandom314159
Agreed, but Interesting in a good way or bad way?
MomWithHiddenTats
I want her to be my fwend
belindashort
Don't do this. There's no reason to pit women against each other, ever. This was posted for these kinds of comments.
davyclam
I think it's ok if you give them both boxing gloves.
itxtalone
there was a hobbit costume there.
koflan
How dare girls be pretty and not have sex with me. They're all boring!
TheS4ndm4n
But that girl only wants one thing.
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
Yeah a ring... can't committ cos I'm too legit to quit the Orc lifestyle
DeadeicPrints
They dressed up as LotR characters, they're all interesting regardless.
Awmph
the mind is the most important sex part, imho
Hereagain
I like grabbing the mind by the hair and pushing it down, personally.
Denvercoder09
Aside from the elbow obviously
Flowerlady0
Segzy weenus
TheBlackKaiser
I thought that was the one cock ring?
ProphetofEntropy
only the vibrating kind.
homoerection
The brain is your best sex organ.
TsunamiJohn
Skull fucking is the best
Just pop that eye out
tbf tho, they also fuck up a lot of sex stuff too. the unreliable fuckers
It’s true! If you have hang ups or trauma, or if your just a little stressed and distracted, it all affects the sex!
Lalula221
Damn, sexy women cant be intelligent or interesting
what makes you think the gollum girl cant be sexy if she wanted?
peeeopeepeee
Who said she wasn't sexy as is?
BrdCdn
It's called a Madonna/Whore complex.
MAN9000
People like making generalizations and putting people in groups.
umbabrahattasil
On Imgur?! Never!
MyharothS
All of them? Or just... some. Like.... just a group?
acuteavocado7
incredible irony, well done
MADchemEE
You're starting your Venn diagrams wrong. Interesting/intelligent women, whether sexy or not, are less likely to go dressed as "just sexy"…
That makes assumption that "Interesting/Intelligent" is correlated with "Quirky/Nerdy".
Morsalbum
assumption...? it literally is my brother in christ. you're getting mixed up with DORKY, yes not all intelligents are dorks but 99% nerdy af
RunanD
I've met intelligent people who have zero interest in "nerdy" stuff, and I know countless idiots like myself who nerd out in the Xtreme.
Staaahhhhppp
…They'd go as "sexy fairy elaborate accurate costume" or "sexy fairy w/canonically accurate large hairy feet" or "sexy fairy w/ 6 wings"etc…
…beautiful and intelligent and interesting women can go as anything they want,including "just beautiful fairy",but the creative/imaginative…
…ones, are more likely to not got as "plain" of a costume as "just beautiful".
TheOneTrueGosh
If I cared to put in the work, I woulda shown up as an Uruk-hai with titties out and tassels on.
And the world would be all the richer for it! (Which made me laugh even more after I googled Uruk-Hai! You even got a wheez-laugh!)
kakari
nocommennts
It'll grow back
brosweet
A lord of the rings party with multiple pretty girls? Nice try Saruman...
lostharbinger42
Its like halloween parties in college, you know 2/3rds of the girls are going to be straight up "sexy cat"s.
CheddarDreams
Freshman year of college everyone was something slutty. I went as a creepy voodoo doll lol
skathir
Very “not like the other girls” vibes here that nerd culture loves, though this clip is hilarious.
jimmyman999000
RespiratoryRandy
If you like it then you got to put a ring on it
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Sexy Gollum?
IliveIdyeIliveagain
extraDimensionalAnxiety
Why is this not the top comment?
ItsCaptain0bvious
NO, PENIS! NOT NOW!
arthonnen93
Is that Yzma?
ThankYouForYourTime
There’s a third type of girl and she is NO MAN!
HonestCommentFarmer
ThankYouForYourTime
A girl doesn’t need a dick to take up arms for her king as a shield maiden of Rohan and later slay the dark undead Witch King of the Nazgûl.
igobeder
Frodo would still be Baggin her.
wkearney99
yeah, well, DOUBLE-bagging.
TheRidg
Dildo Shaggins
Freak0zoid
Along with a/his bilbo
Otteritup
Frodo is a freak
DownvoteIsTheNewUpvote
Calling her "my precious" afterwards
LokiShade
"Hey baby, wanna see my Bag End?"
apoliticalpanda
I would too
PiercedViking
UramboTauro
Should have worn a dress with pocketses
TooStronkkk
She seems nice.
anjohnstudio
@ItsAnonymoose
Venfolnir
Precious!
jesusisherelookbusy
When she extra thicc
v
DaftFrench
But they were all deceived...
nobodywhatsoever
She looks ... Preciousssssss
MRDOne
Haha good on her. How precious.
BlackCats4ever
SuperNintendoEntertainmentSystem
Don't laugh at him Lester, he's not funny!
VenomousFangs
How are ya now?
awesomeoldguy
Inarticulated
theokaychick
Actually she knew the options were elf or monster. She asked on tiktok if she should dress up like sexy golem. We all told her “well duh”.
PoorSucker
RElGNMAN
I hate Cancer so much! Missed the first half in the thumbnail and thought someone was being brave at a party.
TacoThePerson
lemenade
Still would
[deleted]
[deleted]
WeatherWiz
Judging by the fact you still see a bulge at the top, that guy must be super hung.
alaest0r
Gotta put a ring on it
SlytlyDerangd
Only if she refers to you as "my precious" during
ThaWhiteRanger
And she argues with herself about talking to you because you're ugly but sweet.
SlytlyDerangd
You have a dark poet's soul. I love it. (and how did you know about my looks? Dark magic!)
ThaWhiteRanger
wipethatfaceoffyourheadbitch
She could give it to me raw and wriggling.
SortOfAnEngineerNow
What's that scary movie scene?
SometimesIFartWhenIPee
ttra
@BotDrawA Beautiful Gollum in a party
BotDrawA
@ttra Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Medical illustration of a Fantasy Beautiful Gollum i
BotDrawA
@ttra Here's your drawing of a "Beautiful Gollum in a party"
RummageSaleBubbler
@BotDrawA Beautiful Gollum in a party, being proposed to with a ring.
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your drawing of a "Beautiful Gollum in a party, being proposed to with a ring.
BotDrawA
@RummageSaleBubbler Here's your (experimental extra) drawing of a "Mural of Beautiful Gollum in a party,
HouseofWolves312
HandoB4Javert
Zetor
Fooking high elves!
HouseofWolves312
No, it's: Hi, fooking elves!
Fhant
By the Valar, are the Elves fucking again?!
PocketCleric
No,nots Fuck the High Elves
WishIWasHighOnPotenuse
ifteguy2
Sauce me!
bradunk1
Never ending story….
Carl99
No but i get the guess.
RUBeastN
TanithRosenbaum
World of Wolfram on Youtube
Taarguus
It’s from a German web series called World of Wolfram!
DFTBAhitch
Reply
ifteguy2
Sweet, thanks!
AmArschdieRaeuber
It's kinda shit!
Taarguus
Yeah, I didn’t care for it either, but I only watched a lil’ bit of it because of this gif
VikingHobbit
That's the girl you want - she's probably the most interresting of the lot
ArsenalThePhoenix
nah, obviously she lacks rational thinking. That's a no-no for anyone in a relationship, coz it's gonna cause a lot of problem later on
[deleted]
[deleted]
ArsenalThePhoenix
i just speak for the rationally sane people.
Dungol
That shit gets said here loads, in reality they knew and are attention seekers. There are always exceptions though
peppercruncher
OmegaZen
yes because being standing out or being quirky is what dictates an "interesting" person, not their day to day life
DangrebeTheMangrebe
Of the lotr
TheAlviss
I think anyone willing to dress up as a LOTR char is my kinda people, but I can't disagree. This women is the kind of ppl you want around.
skathir
For a certain value of interesting, depends on what you’re like innit? Women are just as varied and unexpected as men, probably more.
TheAnswerWasAlwaysMoreLube
Into all kinds of stuff.
MrRandom314159
Agreed, but Interesting in a good way or bad way?
MomWithHiddenTats
I want her to be my fwend
belindashort
Don't do this. There's no reason to pit women against each other, ever. This was posted for these kinds of comments.
davyclam
I think it's ok if you give them both boxing gloves.
itxtalone
there was a hobbit costume there.
koflan
How dare girls be pretty and not have sex with me. They're all boring!
TheS4ndm4n
But that girl only wants one thing.
InnocentIntentionsTurnedBad
Yeah a ring... can't committ cos I'm too legit to quit the Orc lifestyle
DeadeicPrints
They dressed up as LotR characters, they're all interesting regardless.
Awmph
the mind is the most important sex part, imho
Hereagain
I like grabbing the mind by the hair and pushing it down, personally.
Denvercoder09
Aside from the elbow obviously
Flowerlady0
Segzy weenus
TheBlackKaiser
I thought that was the one cock ring?
ProphetofEntropy
only the vibrating kind.
homoerection
The brain is your best sex organ.
TsunamiJohn
Skull fucking is the best
homoerection
Just pop that eye out
Awmph
tbf tho, they also fuck up a lot of sex stuff too. the unreliable fuckers
homoerection
It’s true! If you have hang ups or trauma, or if your just a little stressed and distracted, it all affects the sex!
Lalula221
Damn, sexy women cant be intelligent or interesting
ProphetofEntropy
what makes you think the gollum girl cant be sexy if she wanted?
peeeopeepeee
Who said she wasn't sexy as is?
BrdCdn
MrRandom314159
It's called a Madonna/Whore complex.
MAN9000
People like making generalizations and putting people in groups.
umbabrahattasil
On Imgur?! Never!
MyharothS
All of them? Or just... some. Like.... just a group?
acuteavocado7
incredible irony, well done
MADchemEE
You're starting your Venn diagrams wrong. Interesting/intelligent women, whether sexy or not, are less likely to go dressed as "just sexy"…
MrRandom314159
That makes assumption that "Interesting/Intelligent" is correlated with "Quirky/Nerdy".
Morsalbum
assumption...? it literally is my brother in christ. you're getting mixed up with DORKY, yes not all intelligents are dorks but 99% nerdy af
RunanD
I've met intelligent people who have zero interest in "nerdy" stuff, and I know countless idiots like myself who nerd out in the Xtreme.
skathir
Staaahhhhppp
MADchemEE
…They'd go as "sexy fairy elaborate accurate costume" or "sexy fairy w/canonically accurate large hairy feet" or "sexy fairy w/ 6 wings"etc…
MADchemEE
…beautiful and intelligent and interesting women can go as anything they want,including "just beautiful fairy",but the creative/imaginative…
MADchemEE
…ones, are more likely to not got as "plain" of a costume as "just beautiful".
TheOneTrueGosh
If I cared to put in the work, I woulda shown up as an Uruk-hai with titties out and tassels on.
MADchemEE
And the world would be all the richer for it! (Which made me laugh even more after I googled Uruk-Hai! You even got a wheez-laugh!)
kakari