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May 25, 2018 12:07 PM
GrayMen
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GIJoNathan
I've got the weirdest erection right now...
BeeDoubleEwe
The Delta Integrale is anything but weird. But I love all of this post
SolDiablo
The Stratos concept would be more fitting for this list.
AliBarber
IIRC this was an actual working LEGO car, the engine was powered by compressed air and actually turned the wheels.
harambeezkneez
#50 Dodge Viper Cleft palate edition
landofbob
That thing looks like it picked up a power up in binding of isaac
GrundleFondler
The one that adds a chromosome?
Metallikahn
HaulinOats
Rack n’ peanut steering
tinyFiretruck
As a parent, I dream of this car, mainly for sound proof bubbles.
juebai
Was looking for this! +1
tappthatandswingforamiss
Powerful like a gorilla yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball.
Doomscarab
+1 for the Lancia Delta
RootEnoch
DiracsDelta
#34 omg, I would drive the hell out of that! Damn, that’s sexy.
dlshark
Make it a T-Top and you have something special on your hands
tinyFiretruck
From the front grille, would almost say jeeps attempt at a car.
toddthewee
Looks like a Jeep and a Fiero had a kid.
ilavalamp
Thats pretty much exactly what it is: https://jalopnik.com/sweet-mother-of-off-road-fiero-ferrari-jeep-conversions-1508087262
DiracsDelta
Not a lot of wheel travel, but plenty of clearance. I wanna go off-roading with it!
UnpopularOpinions
I've never seen most of these before, and that's saying a lot.
ChrisHemsworthsBulge
You could easily be forgiven for not seeing them, many are failed concept prototypes with only a handful in existence
rezpawner
I checked with a blind mate of mine, and he says he hasn't seen any of them, and that I should stop being a dick to him.
dukem3604
dukem3604
I believe this was the original Charger concept. Not sure if this or the Polara came first tho
BagFullOfMommy
The minivan reminds me of a futuristic version of the Space Balls camper. All it needs is wings.
AvianVetNurse
#3 looks like it was stung by a bee
GrundleFondler
The plate says puma, I think puke fits better
viludium
Call me crazy, but i really like the looks of lotus europa. Also, what's weird about lancia delta hf? It's really regular compared to others
dijital101
I almost bought a Europa on eBay a couple years ago. It was a total project car but went for less than $2k. I still regret that decision.
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
Does this count as car porn?
GrandpaRickCanProveYouAreShit
IncognitoFWUH
I love how you hover over the link and it says NSFW....
Sauroctonus
Because someone tagged it by saying it.
MRCLOUDPISS
yes ... yes it does
TeamSpicyTacos
witnessed. the new "the gif" enjoy your ban
nooonooooooweeeezingthejuice
vintage car porn...
BaphometBarista
Oooooh yeah, daddy. Couple a nasty rust buckets smashing bumpers. Lemme get my axle grease. . .
AnExpertInThisField
... while three druids watch from the background. Kinky.
IhaveTP4Bunghole
NSFW!!
OverMyDadBody
#9 and #10 - B-Wing
xj4low
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_XNR It's on Grand Turismo 5 or what ever one of the last one was.
xj4low
Had passenger seat and a cover that could go over it for better aerodynamics.
IllegalDuckling
tinyFiretruck
Your not wrong...
AkridCascade
I swear this car inspired one of the Wipeout vehicles.
trogdor9000
Do you know what kind of car this is?
OverMyDadBody
B-Wing
xj4low
Plymouth XNR
Piornet
#1 The new Volvo has a cushion bumper to minimize pedestrian injuries in a collision. We put two rototillers on the front of our car.
grandmask20
Mansooratyale
Why am I singing "I believe I can fly" in my head?
WhatYouMeanItAintReal
funkmoth
I want that asymmetrical red car!
trogdor9000
Plymouth XNR
klean9
quixotegut
THAT MAROON CHOP TOP CHARGER WITH THE HEADRESTS!!!!
skysailor93
Always love it when "weird" and "porn" are in the same sentence.
ypsilantistreetrat
The Charger 3 you have pictures was designed by my wife’s grandpa, he has the original models in his house, says he heard the car was turned
agermanguy
Wich one was it ?
ypsilantistreetrat
#30 if I counted correctly, red car on the beach
agermanguy
Oh cool now i see the logo. Was it for the charger from 1970< ?
ypsilantistreetrat
Came out in 68, all I know it was a straight concept car and nothing came of this specific body style
ypsilantistreetrat
Into a drag car
GrayMen
What!? That’s seriously cool. You should get some pictures of that.
ypsilantistreetrat
Next time I visit I will
nursejr210
first "." for non-boobage, congrats!!
5po0ky
Yo! Ypsi born and raised here haha
ypsilantistreetrat
Lived in Ypsi and Belleville for about 9 years, moved to Saint Louis, sure do miss it
emelaver
My grandfather once rebuilt a messerscemit tg500 (I think it's spelled right) it's the four wheeled version they only made like 300 of them
NarcolepticAcidTab
Jesus man label this NSFW
houston515
it may just be my southern redneck blood talking but i really really want #34
davebeastly
A while back I photoshopped the car in #35 to how how nice it could look with a normal rear end.
KaramojoBell
You're right! That looks fantastic!
GrayMen
Nice fucking work man. Have you done any other photoshop work on cars?
davebeastly
That's all for now, I used to do it a lot about 20 years ago, but I'm willing to give some things a try if you have any suggestions.
SendPuppies
It's a Holden hurricane, no?
davebeastly
It is yeah. I love the front and middle just hate the very stubby rear with covered arches so I played around with it.
unluckymercenary
Holy cow! So much better!
criggie
Awesome - I'd have rotated the rear wheel just enough to be different to the front wheel.
davebeastly
Damn! I always miss something. haha
tinyFiretruck
I agree, it does look better.
Bex316
That's freaky, I did the same thing ages ago! I love that Holden concept!
Tornadotaco
I suck at cars they look the same to me?
ThePedro8161
The front end in the photoshop is sized better, instead of the original, where the front is ginormous
Tornadotaco
I'm not seeing that but I do now notice the rear tire is no longer enclosed and the wheel looks bigger
davebeastly
davebeastly
Other way round I made the rear bigger.
ThePedro8161
Goes to show how well ya did XD
DJBBT
That delta integrale tho....
Azunki
which one is that?
DJBBT
DrMardini
Feel like it’s not that weird for a weird car list
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
The weird part is that is not rusted to pieces
TheN8
Exactly! If that's "weird", then shove a pineapple up my ass and call me mortimer.
CreateYourOwnNormality
Hey. Morty. Stop fidgeting and sit still.
deadpoolsdong
capaking
bingotown
I'll take one of those and an Audi Sport Quattro and I'd die a happy man.
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Just the sport Quattro? Not like an RS7 or RS5 or something?
bingotown
I’d much rather have the old one than one of the new ones.
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
You mean like classic old or last model? Cause I think the newest RS models are ugly. Other than the RS3.
bingotown
I mean like a 1985 sport Quattro. I have an 01 S4 wagon and I don’t need anything newer than that. Older generally better and more fun imo.
gnite
peugeot 205 GTI t16 thankyouverymuch
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
Eeeehhhhhh I’m geared more towards a golf GTI. VW till I die. But no hate towards Peugeot whatsoever.
gnite
Oh yeah the original Golf TDI and Golf GTI are awesomesauce
Hellfire301
#3 costs $1.1 million, ugly as hell front end almost looks like a vw beetle, and has an Ls7 engine in it, pretty cool but man is it ugly.
GrayMen
Who makes it?
Hellfire301
Youabian, here’s a link, https://www.puma-automobiles.com
GrayMen
+1 for knowing wtf car that was.
axiomatik
It’s not really a company. It was custom built by a plastic surgeon, and he is offering to sell more. It is huge.
TheresSeveralHizzardsInTheWay
I hope he's way better at surgery than design. Holy shit.
alexburgers
Looks like someone put a car on top of a long-frame pickup truck chassis. Some quick math puts it at 6400-ish lbs. Huge *and* heavy as balls