ErindorGhostPope
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This might be the most insane thing I've ever seen.
May 5, 2026 3:57 PM
ErindorGhostPope
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This might be the most insane thing I've ever seen.
TwoBitGreaser
More ethical than a womp rat.
HungryAngryManBaby
I know this is really not the point but ... The port is in the wrong trench. The exhaust ports are in one of the trenches running from the equator towards the poles of the deathstar. Also the focus dish of the super laser is on the upper hemisphere and not on the equatorial trench.
Then again I assume this product has been altered to avoid a legal battle with mister Disney and his rabid shitheel rodent.
SwampApe75
han said that being the actual cockiest of them all
Takila
"It's okay, you can turn off your targeting computer..."
szpet627
Woogyface
oh no. oh nonono. DON'T LET THE DRAGONS NEAR THE EXHAUST
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Dimension09
Ive always wanted some yussy
BackToTheOriginalUsername
That's what the inside looks like.
Cornflakes91
when you let the intrusive thoughts win and actually manage to get to productiob
ThorGodOfHammerz
7”!!?? That’s at least 4” longer than anyone needs…right? Guys…?
UglyDanTheUglyMan
You can take a tazer to the taint and not need any inches to take care of business. (Or so I've heard.)
ErindorGhostPope
What's the conversion rate of inches to parsecs?
evilgriff
1 parsec is 1.215×10¹⁸ inches. Sorry guys.
SwampApe75
darthstormer
Well, not going to top that one. +1
BackToTheOriginalUsername
I second this statement.