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BlastFX
Is this an out of season Easter joke?
thesmerfy0512360
whalesurfertoo
DaisyfromDownunder
Virgin on the ridiculous.
Justin31354
vstork
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
Falos
Lorylei
Romani ite domum!
EddyRich
And if it's not done by sunrise, I'll cut your balls off.
xmaneds
"people called Romans, they go the house"? what?
LikeasirMaisam
Wrong time of year. But yeah xD
chubbyclown
*Right time of year.
thatdudethatslonely
I’m not religious but I thought Christmas is about when Mary yeeted out lil’ Jesus
xmaneds
you are right. technically this post is about Easter.
mormacil
I mean that was in autumn but yeah the Church insists it's about that and not Odin's wild hunt.
Satherian
The church doesn't know the exact date, so they made it the same day as a pagan holiday to encourage people to convert (Hint: it worked)
Satherian
Though, it did leave us with these holidays being a mix of christian and pagan traditions. Honestly, I kinda like it
NotMyUsualOnlineName
It's kind of funny, because the Bible mentions Christmas trees as being a false idol. But that's part of the Bible that gets ignored, like
NotMyUsualOnlineName
the whole "treat foreigners living in your country as if they were from your country" part. And the "turn the other cheek" thing.
mormacil
The stars mentioned in the Bible don't match those visible around Christmas during those days.That's proof it's anything but the chosen date
kragorin
Biggus Dickus... Is that you?
pancreas
no no, that's Bwian
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
He wanks the highest in wome
AThreeFootTallChocolateMooseWithFudgeEyes
he has a wife, you know?
Halfton81
You know what she's called? She's called... 'Incontinentia'. 'Incontinentia Buttocks'.
PigBenus
What's up?
Norwegianbeerbrewer
No, it's Naughtius Maximus
xRocketman52x
And how about you? Do you find it risible when I say the name... Biggus. Dickus?
somecallmetimmmmkay
EveryoneGetsAFreeCat2
ialwaysexpectthespanishinqusition
Now kith
19somethingand5
Um, that's Easter. Christmas is all about the baby Jesus.
libben
Christmas is a stolen pagan tradition. Jesus was not born "around" christmas. Just religion being shitty by stealing things for easy convert
sqbutte
To be fair, this was why he was born.
ctotheg2
You could say that about Judas also