sleeperkid
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Is the bottle okay???
Jun 29, 2026 2:29 AM
sleeperkid
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Is the bottle okay???
Zyrixion
Shame he survived.
SploogeMcDuck316
Is there a gofund me where we can donate to help the bottle?
stronomer
The usual victim card. Badly played.
KamikazeGerbil101
simianruler
Usually, the "play stupid games" phrase is used by shitheads. But in this case, I feel it's warranted.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
ShinksAvoHazaar
That the prancing camo legginged fashion bigot that hates the letter s got quickly winded in part because his olive drab polo was too tight?
scoutMoonDiver
Only one bottle?
mikeatike
Nukls
jake lang is a failure
Bear1bear
Good. But you shouldn't go to a hospital. A little ivermectin will.clear that up right quick.
johnathanrossshoulddie
The next time we hear about this guy it should be because he was dragged down the freeway until he was two hands and a bit of rope
BosunMark
Lucky it wasn't mine. Would have been filled with gasoline and styrofoam and lit on fire.
wejustdontknow
Oh no! There was a consequence to my shitty actions?!?!
updootsonlyupdoots
Good.
xmaneds
this never happened. Fake News
TheFastpaws
This needs to happen more. These people should be afraid to be seen.
CheeseGreaterGood
January 6 political prisoner‽ That tells me *everything* I need to know about this human shart. The sign in the photo is helpful additional context though.
Resistance1000
Anaphriel
Like, he's gotta have some "getting beat up by folks" fetish. He goes looking for trouble, finds it, and then cries like a man child when the consequences of his actions break a bottle over his head.
StupidCanadianWolfBird
NearEastMugwump
A promising development in the life of Jake "Backpfeifengesicht" Lang!
whatsisname
Why the fuck is he even allowed out of jail. He's got pending charges and one of the conditions for release was not doing shit like this.
Starfox5
Fascists only understand the language of violence, so if you want to discuss things, you have to use their language.
welcometothedystopia
The same Jake Lang, 31, who got caught in a sting 3 months ago messaging with someone pretending to be a 15 yo girl?
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/jake-lang-scandal-social-media-demands-arrest-over-alleged-messages-to-15-year-old/ar-AA1YpFof
Daliena06
The same whiny pissbaby Jake Lang that (extremely poorly) attacked a sculpture stating "Prosecute ICE" because he does not, in fact, believe in free speech, only fascist speech?
Say it ain't so.
welcometothedystopia
Ive got that clip somewhere and can't find it. That's the Nazi Jake Lang who needs some Kirking
Fyreworx
He must be a communist the way he loves being publicly owned.
mandorsawalll
LOL
wejustdontknow
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MmlvdWswNndkM3MyNDdqdmhyaGlhbG1xcGxmNXE2Mmc3M2x3MnJ2eiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/DvWJHSOxTff84SQsD9/200w.webp
redditmcredditface
what could possibly go wrong with a statement like "Black Parents are Failures" sign at the BET awards...
thetonestarr
He was literally trying to foment violence. His entire plan was to go there, get attacked, then try to claim victimhood and portray his attackers as intellectually inferior.
aegis27
Fun historical fact, back before the Nazi party's rise, their supporters would go and pick fights with the Communists.
Afterwards, they'd get the media to report on how the violent communists started yet another riot that the police were unable to quell, to which forced their brave paramilitary forces to step in. This gradually turned public opinion away from the communists as well as the impotent state, and towards the heros protecting public decency.
slightlybrokenegg
Too bad for them we got cameras now that’s why when they say don’t record the protest do not listen.
ImGoingToGoFallAsleepOnABench
Unfortunately, we also got social media and algorithms designed to boost edited footage that makes folks like Lang look like victims instead of instigators, because the folks that own said social media and algos benefit from the policies that Lang and his cohorts vote for.
Daliena06
It's not quite on the level of the sign that McClane had to wear for a trip to Harlem in Die Hard 3, but it's still not exactly a sign of the great intellect of the "superior white race" to do this one either..
Slimewire
My first thought
shameofslate
In the basic cable version, they replaced it with a sign that said “I hate everyone!“
Jimthebutler
Holding a sign that is openly racist. Deserved.
kwyjjibo
The guy is literally a professional victim. Agitates crowds into attacking him, farms clicks and support by posting about it.
509tigerfish
GlutenFreeCocaineWaffles
I remember when the only people who did that shit were those homophobic church assholes from Kansas and the whole country hated them. Now it's a fucking industry. Ugh...
ostensiblystupid
Strange hill to die on
Maverickaura
Strange hillto survive and get paid on actually. I havnt seen their obituary yet.
Sh1tMovieGroup
Hey, least he'll be dead..
HashMaster9k
eion85
Holding up a clearly racist sign attacking all Black people and standing outside an event celebrating Black entertainment and then acting like a victim when people rightly see those as fighting words is hilarious.
May he never learn his lesson.
PassiveAgressiveMan
Getting attacked and playing victim was his plan the entire time. He did deserve it yes, but they also gave him exactly what he wanted. His supporters will just use this as fuel. Any decent person though will see how he got off easy that he's still able to type a tweet out
PoliticalWanderer
Classic dicktim behavior.
HashMaster9k
Hey Mr. January 6th Rioter:
v
FrankGrenadine
I strongly support free speech (and strongly disagree with punching anyone— even Nazis-over a political disagreement ). But I think there is a good reason why there is a ‘fighting words’ exception to first amendment and it appears that’s what’s going on here.
Frencheeseater
epicfail48
Counterpoint, being a fucking nazi should get you punched
elgalileo
Yes. In my country (France) racist statements are not covered under the "free speech" false arguments. Racism is a crime, not an opinion.
lizardbones
The US right-wing has pushed the basic survival of many people to be "political issues" so they can say "you can't call everyone you disagree with Nazis, silencing people for political views is wrong!". We can disagree with on a lot of things and still respect each other, but if your "political beliefs" include imprisoning my friends and family just for existing, or you continue to support those who want those things after I explained why its bad, then obviously violence is the only option left
funone77
Freedom of speech is not freedom of speech without consequence. You're watching a consequence. A group of people willing to assault someone over a clearly dehumanizing statement. It may as well have read "black people should not exist"
Zyrixion
You can't have a political disagreement with Nazis, their platform is apolitical; human rights are not a political issue. If your only disagreement with Nazis is political, you are one. If a group wants to harm innocents then they must be eradicated from a society by force, as a group that wishes to destroy civil society cannot be let to be a part of it, as by tolerance you will ensure they succeed in doing so. Espousing those beliefs in open daylight should be a death sentence.
FrankGrenadine
This is literally, almost verbatim, what actual Nazis said about their opponents in the 1930s
Zyrixion
Except, in their case it was objectively lies, and in this case it is objective truth. Just because Nazis did it, doesn't make it objectively bad, and it's a fucking tired conflation at this point and has never done anything but to serve and advance the march of fascism. Actions taken against innocent people is fundamentally different than actions taken against the ones trying to harm innocent people, on real, moral, and ethical levels all.
FrankGrenadine
Ah my bad. Surely letting people who possess the “objective truth” kill their evil enemies at will is the path to justice.
DragonThunderUndertaking
I really only think violence is justified as a direct matter of personal defense or perhaps in defense of someone else's life. That said way too many people I'm seeing in public lately just being fucking horrible in whatever while everyone sits around quietly and lets it go on, I'm starting to bend a little on what has been a very steadfast position on violence I've held my entire life. These people know what they are doing, if they want to be punched in the face so bad....
AsheLake
There is nothing you can do to a nazi that can't be justified with self defense. Their organization exists to oppress and exterminate human beings.
DragonThunderUndertaking
Violence begets violence, I suppose the thing that I really am is just, disappointed. In a way I didn't even know was possible for me.
AsheLake
Being a nazi is already a promise to do violence. Nonviolent options don't work on them.
Zyrixion
"Violence begets violence" isn't the saying you think it is. That saying exists only to demonize RIGHTEOUS violence and legitimize the state's use of violence against people. It's in the same stripe as "violence is never the answer"; to some things, violence is the ONLY appropriate answer, and most of the things the republican party are doing fit the bill. Disagreements about human rights are not "political", it is a fundamental divide about the nature of society and they CANNOT coexist.
DragonThunderUndertaking
I just... it seems the whole species is wired to self destruct as technology allows fewer to do more I kind of actually worry about it on that scale. The number of bad actors required to fuck us all just keeps becoming fewer... you can't wipe it out not entirely, not ever.