The cake is a lie

Mar 20, 2018 7:41 PM

Fighter5345

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First cake day I noticed, so in tradition this is my first favorite.

fpEdit: So this is what it takes to get to the FP, a cakeday post of video game quotes I've been holding on to for who knows how long. Send stuff I guess?

I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Always has to be said every time this pops up: "You have a heart of gold. Don't let them take it from you."

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

“Change is not always growth, but growth is often rooted in change."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"Wololo"

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

My shirt just changed color thanks.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"The silence is your answer."

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

What is the difference between a man and a slave ? A man chooses a slave obeys

8 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

Would you kindly go into Ryan’s office and kill the bastard?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"..." Doomguy, Doom

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do, no matter how much we may disagree." *stabs 40 men to death*

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

I refused to kill partysnacks

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

"You mustn't allow yourself to be chained to fate, to be ruled by your genes. . ." - Naomi Hunter, 'Metal Gear Soild.' Konami, 1998.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Sadly, good writing was ripped out of MGS5 at the halfway point and looks like it might not return for awhile.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

War, War never changes.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

A man chooses, a slave obeys

8 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

“I did my best. I have no regrets.”

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

"It's time to chew ass" Dick Kickem

8 years ago | Likes 242 Dislikes 0

it's time to kick gum and chew ass. and I'm all out of ass.*

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And shit bubblegum

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

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I laughed for a straight 5 minutes at this. I'm not proud.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

False. That's what I say at 1:45am, when leaving the bar with a questionable partner for the night.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! IN THE FAAAAAAAACE! DO IT! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! FACE FACEFACEFACEFACE! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE! -Face McShooty

8 years ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 1

THANK YOU!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And I'm all outta ass.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Evil is evil, lesser, greater, middling - makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary, the definition blurred. If I'm to choose between

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

PAM PARAM

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

one evil and another, I'd rather not choose at all

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

We need an updated one with more games. There are so many good quotes from games.

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

“I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.” Mew2

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Love is just a chemical. We give it meaning by choice. " ~Eleanor Lamb, Bioshock 2

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

“try finger but hole” - Dark Souls

8 years ago | Likes 97 Dislikes 0

\[T]/

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"White sticky sttuff" - demon souls

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

try using both hands

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Amazing chest ahead"

8 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

Or for actual inspiration: "Neither of us want to see you go hollow"

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes, theres some amazing lines in the series :) But the messages seem to stick with me...

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't give up skeleton!

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

"Would you kindly upvote this comment, just as you would if it contained words of actual value."

8 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 3

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A man chooses, a slave obeys.

8 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?"

8 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

Shit the fuck up miller!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yes

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

"I won't scatter your sorrow to the heartless sea. I will always be with you. Plant your roots in me. I won't see you end as ashes.

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

You're all diamonds."

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That line of Javik's always gives me goosebumps

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

What makes it so haunting to me is that he has seen the end of his people. Can any of us say we wouldn't feel the same?

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Lots of wisdom... and then Mass Effect:

8 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Six years later and I STILL don’t follow the logic there

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The reapers had the stated goal of sustaining organic life, from the threat of synthetic life permanently wiping it out. They did just that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

That would be because there is none to follow.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think the logic was along the lines of "burning the underbrush" or controlled burn. If others did it, they would wipe out organic life1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

while they only killed the most advanced ones, the ones they thought were getting close to making other life ending synthetics 2/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Protocol 3 Protect the Pilot.........Trust Me

8 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 1

god dam you bro....

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The campaign was surprising. Story wasn't much of course, but the main character-titan relationship was really cool. It was just right.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Or infinite warfare the two times Ethan helped the captain

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This needs to be top comment

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Why ? I'm about to go to sleep no need for crying.. Bt...:'(

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm not crying, you're crying, shut up

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Survive. Explore. I expect great achievements from your life. ... Response to final warning: Go to Hell, Tin Can!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

BT was amazing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

If EA fucks up Titanfall 3 we riot

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

It's EA.

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Its not like ea has never been behind anything good

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

To quote Dunkey - “They’re gonna find a way to fuck it up.”

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Such a criminally underrated game

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

That campaign had no business being as good as it was. I was not ready for that.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

What's the game?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Titanfall 2

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Titanfall 2,campaign is awsome but multiplayer was better in one.

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Really I like titan fall 2 multiplayer more actually and i'm Gen 10 in Titanfall 1

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gracias meine freunden

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"You must construct additional pylons"

8 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

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"There is no shame in defeat, so long as the spirit remains unconquered!" -Preator Fenix.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

*coming soon to Heroes of the Storm

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Parathanux’s speech always gets me

8 years ago | Likes 122 Dislikes 1

Paarthurnax alone was better than like 90% of the story and characters in Oblivion. I still can't believe Oblivion was so utterly awful.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

I loved oblivion! Maybe it’s the nostalgia talking lol

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Your spelling of Paarthurnax pains me greatly...

8 years ago | Likes 83 Dislikes 1

Whoops auto correct sorry

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Drem yolok. Greetings, Dovakhin.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Olalala, Fus Roh Dah!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, Mario's speech is indeed wonderful.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I disable the Blade's essential status and kill them, every time.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Yeah I could never finish the blades missions lol

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They suck anyway. The main story is not the game's strong point.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True true

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2 more from Mass Effect, but my personal favorites:

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

We were stuck inside because of snow a few weeks ago so I started playing through the trilogy again, best series of games imo

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

You forgot “does this unit have a soul?”

8 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

I wanted to get emotional, not suicidal

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

"They look like monsters to you?"

8 years ago | Likes 62 Dislikes 0

That scene is the best one after "you stinking bitch" and"this door is unlocked"

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Game?

8 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Silent Hill 3, the guy in the library referring to all the crazy Silent Hill monsters. Made me rethink the whole game.

8 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Vincent. What a great (and slimey) character. It isn't him trying to be compassionate for victims labeled as monsters.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Instead just fucking with the protagonist. Though he is an Order Priest and they see the Other world differently. Likely spends his time

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking lusty manifestations. I imagine it's like being in a lucid dream for them.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The Assassins Creed one is crap. You're free to BELIEVE what you believe. What you do is another matter entirely.

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 0

i think the same thing every time i see this posted, the others are actually neat but the AC one is forced and not nearly as good

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Context makes it a bit easier to understand, but you need to know the character he's arguing with too. https://imgur.com/LTlcfWW

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

It's said in a stupid way. I believe that it's only trying to say that you should be able to believe what you want without being prosecuted.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"It is not our right to punish one for thinking what they do", thinking what they do meaning simply what they think.

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