whoatherebigfella
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Sep 1, 2023 12:28 AM
whoatherebigfella
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GnikNella
With the cost of everything these days I’ll be lucky if I can afford to give my toast people a bacon and egg paddling pool.
eromitlab
I thought that was a crawfish boil for a second
Salticido
Those toasts look like they make way more money than I do
spwm1984
Sinisfun
Needs dino nuggies and yes I am an adult
DataBeardFace
Where's the gravy "water"? Maybe a biscuit life preserver just to be safe.
NatesSauceLab
But your eggs are over-cooked. If you’re such as adult, you’d have acquired some taste at this point. And wavy bacon? That means it was cooked in a pan instead of the oven. And your lack of jalapeño slices disturbs me. Ketchup. At least use some sriracha!!
whoatherebigfella
chancellordemario
I support his right and freedoms. But I can have one?
Fexler
you can also buy a cake and eat it in the parking lot... its a fun thing to do...
Racealistic
I see nothing wrong with this
SemiLucidUser
It should be over easy n.n
CrisprCAS
Two toasts, chilling in an egg tub, five strips of bacon apart 'cause they're not gay.
justplainvanilla
Emulen
Wait, i feel like what you heard was give me alot of bacon and eggs
lddiaz
Yeah they won't even stop you
ShiftyBat
🎶Splish splash, I was bacon a bath
Sarpedan
growing old is mandatory, growing up is not
Salticido
Growing old is definitely not mandatory, but I'll upvote for the cute symmetry.
oceanbacon
It’s like an American version of the mash castle
FacelessAce
I'm sorry, the WHAT?
Meltemi
Bangers and mash, fortified for your pleasure.
FacelessAce
Consider me pleased.
nojustsayitdont
LOoks risky.
DoseOfScience
Just think, if we push for a Star Trek future, we can replicate fully cooked bacon by the kilo.
SavageDrums
And, somehow, it would be a health food.
LupusLilium
Not just a health food, but think of the -actual- implications of a replicator. It's not a scanner, you can program things. Which means you can make something melty like chocolate but have it taste exactly like bacon, and I don't mean like bacon flavored chocolate either but like a piece of bacon that'll literally melt in your mouth. And it'd have all the negative bits removed.
Twrecks123
Bacon, hot.
MeowWoof
jackal696
Don't forget crispy
Zeterai
Speak for yourself. One of the many things that makes me a vile degenerate is liking my bacon chewy. Like salty meat taffy.