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Aug 10, 2017 12:45 AM
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IronicContradiction
Butt:)
Goliath2180
Aus Aus Baby.
Elecopty
darthOnion
A (n) U S
Bob64
bobsaget1986
Alright alright alright
CoolCatJerry
CatDickTiny
1skin2skin3skinForeskin
Thank you.
iliketosaysomethingandthenjustbanana
I like how the cameraman cuts off the top of the screen, so nobody misses any ass.
Dpwdesigns
Cheeky bastard
rugmiem
tragicallyhuman
Swiggity, swooty, he got buried by that booty.
smarmageddon
I'll never forget you, #11.
LastoftheMcKettrickSupplicants
She's the only one who gets in an ass slap. At least during this gif.
bachterman
ass to mouth
DrChimRichulds
11.
MikeHockRocks
Sorry, . . . anchorman reference?
DrChimRichulds
Naw. I just like 11.
Vazhox
It is good to be the king
lisomiso
I like that song
GeauxGhoti
Now that is some fine looking aus
TheRealFrankTurpentine
Swolezenegger
Creepiest gif ever posted.
BathoryImmortal
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/945/794/4f8.gif
TookAnArrowToKnee
Aww look she's number 6 and I'm number 9! The chances?! I think not
DukeBombadil
Posts like these confirm for me that I have made the wrong career choice
mattbry
Lol
bestdamnusername
Yeah, I'm the piss boy.
DanceFiendStrapS
If your booty is still in shape and you're good with balls. You can still do it! I have faith in you!
rgzdev
Problem is you aren't allowed to bed them.
fbutt09
Hey you could enlist to the oldest trade in history and become a man whore, selling your services.
Mockingbirb
It's not exactly what Mel Brooks said
CidColetti
Never to late to chase your dreams buddy.
LivingAsDad
I don't recommend chasing star athletes though... easy way to jail.
StillPimpin
Kangadilla
I love this gif. Andreas reaction is priceless.
GeneralBullshit
What's your career choice tho?
ChaosLierLen637
I bet he's an ice hockey coach.
ScumCommander
Imgur IT
DSlayerOrn
I wanna know too
crankyoldgeezer
Colonoscopy technician?
TheDivineUsersub
New dream job: Colonoscopy technician for Aus beach volleyball.
Rockageddon
don't play where you work, don't work where you play.
rugmiem
schlafmade
No, there were just holding hands
vrenwick
I always hear this GIF in Gilbert Gottfried's voice.
FCOAlex
GiantDadneverdies
Sauce
FCOAlex
Sauce: http://carmessi.deviantart.com/gallery/
Cortezdelanoche
What character is this!?!?
Aegis7
sauce required
Sekolah
Fukken saved
IMoveWithTheEleganceOfAnAfricanElephant
As we see, the Aussie women move in for the hug. The transdermal venom killed the man before he even knew he was in danger - D. Attenborough
EternalSunshineOfTheSpotlessMind
That's the way I'd want to go.
GreyDoxieGuy
"Watch as the females of the species, luring him in under the guise of celebration, surround and crush the unsuspecting male."
LiterallyNothingAvailable
I wouldn't complain
Fenixius
I would like to die before I even known I am in danger.
jonhnefill
It's in Australia so must be poisonous. Fact.
BlasphemousPigeon
Volleyball women always have the nicest asses.
ffilm
Marathoners. That was one reason I finished so many.
punaneee
Disagree, women that ride horses have finest asses in the kingdom.
FlightRisk3154
Sometimes, I have met a few with a flatter ass than a pancake.
Sundvallo
Thanks for sharing
Flubbawub
This is beach handball though, you can see the goal in the background
VodkaReindeer
I was wondering why there were so many. It sounds like a sport that only exists because of sex.
ratfaceddog
That's all of them, when you think about it.
AltMelodium
Second to Tennis players IMO
TheDivineUsersub
Dem squats
smallskillerofhambino
And jumps.
JohnLeePettimore
I'd be smacking all their butts.
rickeyspanish
JohnLeePatItMore
scnottaken
For the last time, we're not on the same team.
dwarfgiant
That explains why you aren't a coach.
shallowfool
hey tiffany, nice moves *smack* sarah good hussle out there *smack* hey vanessa, nice ass *smack*
victorthevagabond
Vanassa*
Gradwin
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
And they'd be smacking your face
pumpuppthesoundwaves
smacking yo face.........with their but??
plznosenpai
That's a risk I'm willing to take
IamLrrrRulerofthePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
Very true...
shedooooooooo
See this is that rape culture people talk about. The men on here are literally encouraging sexual assault like it's nothing.
plznosenpai
Getting mad over the internet is probably one of the most useless things in the world
Waaahmbulance
You're preaching to cringey creeps though....pick your battles
TwoToneeRebel
TRIGGERED
TheDivineUsersub
https://media.tenor.com/images/c2ccfad5a3e809c9115af50167183cfc/tenor.gif
Promethianfire
How does a heterosexual male in such a situation keep from having inappropriate erections?
Cortezdelanoche
As soon as I find out, I'll let you know.
shorr
Context? Sometimes I'm incredibly happy for having sauna culture ffs
gabbawocky
Extra tight budgie-smugglers.
5NoteHalf
Wish I could upvote a thousand times for "budgie smugglers."
bryanew710
https://media.tenor.com/images/153e076dd561efab9632f8b6ab21c36c/tenor.gif
JoeyLock
Notice the gap between his crotch and hers, he purposely tries to keep a bit of distance till he gets shoved into her by a teammate.
vahnn
Duct tape and barbed wire. It's the only way.
PenguinsAreJustPandaChicken
Oh my god, why the wire?! I would cry tears of blood
chrishallett83
Maturity, basic professionalism, even just the TINIEST amount of respect for their players, not being 13 years old...
Aylasita
Thank you !
JHawke
I think none of those help much, I'm gonna go with "sees the girls in skimpy clothing all day and is used to it."
Ansatsunin
This. A little sensory desensitisation due to over-stimulation. After a while, a fine booty's just another fine booty.
ThaEnder
A fate worse than death.
AvadonyaTheSilverGrapefruit
Everyone know that a man penis is definitely controllable we chose when we have an erection and all that.
chrishallett83
Unwanted boners pretty much went away for me after I started having sex regularly.
whosagoodboy92
not always if yu're not have regular sex
Promethianfire
Right. Millions of years of primate evolution and involuntary reflex are easy to control. I can control my behavior, not whether I get hard.
chrishallett83
I mean, what do you do around your hot female friends when you're all at the beach? Are you just rock-hard the whole time?
Promethianfire
No. But I'm not in physical contact with them, all gang-hugging me.
Promethianfire
Also, seriously. I don't know if you're trolling or asexual or what. Do you think women don't have autonomic sexual responses when they see-
chrishallett83
No, I'm a grown man who can function in polite society.
Promethianfire
a particularly sexy guy, or are hug-mobbed by a bunch of Chris Hemsworth Ryan Gosling looking people.
SilentHowling
Respect, maturity and professionalism doesn't prevent boners. They aren't on a on/off switch that can be easily controlled.
chrishallett83
How do you avoid getting erections around hot female friends, then?
SilentHowling
I don't? I am 34. My two closest female friends started out as realtionships that didn't work out. We flirted a bit after and left it there.
chrishallett83
So you could also possibly avoid getting an erection around these women too?
SilentHowling
Boners in meetings when I am bored out of my mind. Sometimes a pretty lady walks by and just takes your breath away. Other times a smile.
SilentHowling
But let me tell you hiding a boner is a male survival skill. The belt tuck or the untucked shirt or even a desk can be hiding a surprise.
SilentHowling
Eventually we found other realtionships, but remain friends. Boners just happen for healthy men. Painful boners when Im tired or when I wake
chrishallett83
Of course I wake up with morning wood. But unless I'm in the mood for fucking, I can look at hot women all day and not stir.
ThisIsJustToComment
Now they vibrate their thoraxes and suffocate the intruder with heat.
ryunwould
Laughed out loud. Thank you.
LV1BlueSlime
You may not be the top comment in this thread but you're the top comment in my heart.
Lowlsqwid
And now they are both
IsDisassembled
And thus we are one with the universe.
Idsertian
Buzz buzz, motherfuckers.
IndigoLizard
ifistandroidgirls
Lol, bees
HitlersClonedButthole
Fuck it, I'd die a happy man.
ElroyJetsonEsq
ghostlemons
FCOAlex
Jmard
Beeees
TheNezumi
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give
valen00
As australian can confirm
EatsThingsForMoney
BEEEEEEEES!????
WrathfulWill
Unfortunately I can only give you one upvote for this comment.
Dovahderp1337
@ExtraUpvote
ExtraUpvote
shiftTieTraveler
Because bees
CaptGunpowder
Worth it
Whitedeviel1776
Todays internet winnner.
sbzleon
Thank you David Attenborough
Musamura0987
what, do you even know what david attenborough sounds like
frustratinglyneutral
Best comment I've read in ages!
AssGrapez
Lol
shiftTieTraveler
Because bees
Thoraxe123
Fuck yea im relevant for once!
kellogleo
There are worse ways to die....I'd take it.
JunglePygmy
Hahahahahahahaha. Best comment of the year award goes to...
dakull
I have this post opened since morning now and from time to time I alt_tab into it - read the 1st comment and giggle like an idiot
gbgarcia
Typical australian tactic.
MachoestofMen
"That hornet can kiss my ass!" "Mine too!" "Mine too!" "And mine!" "My ass needs a kiss!" "KISS IT, YOU BITCH-ASS HORNET!"
OblivionCityGuard
What a wonderful way to go
NickBlight
Hot-damn that's a fine reference!
kapelophilus
*wheeeeze* *chuckle*
exoskeletonsforcats
Giving him the bees nees
Ansatsunin
First internet comment in a while that had me literally grinning and cackling like a madman. Fu-cking perfection.
IconicM
What a way to go though...
UmbralEntity
Gotta go sometime. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
Well, that comment is the bees knees!
skipweasel
In my experience that costs extra.
RikuuTheWerewolfRiolu
The wasps must pay for their intrusion.
CocaineAndSelfPleasure
I can be a White Anglo Saxon Protestant for that experience.
Jerojero
You're a good person and you should feel good
TheEvenPrez
All to prevent the wasp invasion.
Ratman72
Ha awesome
Clayman8
Theyre not bees...although i wouldnt mind tasting their honey
Hybris51129
vindik8or
It's how we lose all of our best coaches in Australia.
mariomario42
I thought they go swimming and are never seen again and get a pool named after them
vindik8or
That's just our prime ministers m8. Kidnapped by Japanese mini-submarines every time.
panamjck
Not to spider bites or crocs?
vindik8or
No one has died from a spider bite since last century. Only idiots die by crocodiles.
Nightcaste
These are Australians, not Japanese
chilachinchila
I saw this exact comment on an older post of this gif.
ZanarkandAbes
conradfr
We'll see who brings in more honey.
BourbonAndBeethoven
Buck39
mycatToastwasafatasshole
I fucking love Arrested Development.
MachoManRandySavage
Gob's not on board.
thegreatalan
gone21
What's that from?
RelativelyRelevantRelative
Frontdoor Sluts 9
dunkyclone
Lego Batman
lotusbunny
Sauce for those who haven't seen it: https://youtu.be/R5QxUR-mZVM?t=100
MelodicDaemon
comment for later. thanks.
ForeveraKritik
Never seen it before, so I'll take a look... DAMN!!! Nature, you scary.
celestedrake
Suzumebachi are so cool...even when being murdered/self-defensed.
MayaMacskusz
you made god work
jpaugh78
https://media.tenor.com/images/3ed84016385a06560957920423fea2f8/tenor.gif
BanadecCamberbootch
holy seizure warning batman
Ansatsunin
Wow lol, wth. This is the kind of shit that triggers first seizures in people. The kind of shit that got a Pokemon episode pulled after 1/?
Ansatsunin
a bunch of kids went to the hospital because of it.. You'd think NATGEO would be a bit more conscientious with that shit. 2/2
dakull
precisely. that actually hurt in full screen mode
BanadecCamberbootch
I started squinting and looking away, waiting for it to stop, but it only got worse :0