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Mar 5, 2018 2:49 PM
Sergio1d
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MithridateEupator
WEll that's totally fine no prob... WAIT ARE THEY JUGGALOS?
getadogupya
DafoeorDafriend
JustinSpicer
adults can do what they want
terroritis
We play a little game in our restaurant called daughter/hooker/victim for these types of couples. We try to guess which of the 3 it is.
dasklaus
Can be all three.
terroritis
Sad but true
DarkSock
After my divorce I got into a relationship with a woman 18 years younger than me, & she was crazier than a shithouse rat. It was awesome.
avervetmonkey
Why is it so widely celebrated to fuck crazy people instead of caring for them as people that are mentally ill? They're not carnival rides.
DarkSock
Not with that attitude they’re not...
djsdkdjsk
you know, not everyone means crazy as mentally ill.
DarkSock
Yeah, what is he, nuts?
sykotic1189
There was a point a few years ago where my dad and I were dating women who were the same age. Was a bit odd
Trimule
No matter how good the marriage-when he's pushing 80 in ill health and she's active middle aged it's a bad scene -I've seen it
YiminRong
In Chinese culture, the rule for women for whom to marry: the richer, the older, the sicker, the better.
TotallyFlip
My dad married my mom when he was 36, she was 20. They are still together and happy after 17 years.
cafechipmunk
My mom is 18 years older than my step-dad, yet no one says a damned thing. Double standards.
voodiosal
If it's legal leave them the fuck alone...
Totsmacgee
I once dated someone 20 years older than I am. I was in it purely for the sex, older dudes know what they're doing.
C141Clay
https://imgur.com/jajJ2in Heh heh heh...
Totsmacgee
Nooooo! That's just awkward
C141Clay
https://imgur.com/L1xYJic
Totsmacgee
C141Clay
https://imgur.com/UbR17lm GIFs for days
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
Why should they feel the need to defend their relationship?
MerToo
shhh, we're having a fun lynch-mob circle-jerk teetering on accusations of pedophilia while we judge something none of our goddamn business.
cerabeanz
My boyfriend is 27 years older than me. I don't think about the gap because it's not important. What's important is he's the first >>
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Sithrak
Wife is 15 years older than me. Has been for the last 20 years. People can think whatever they want.
SenatorWiggles
How much older than you was she before that?
Sithrak
Tree fiddy.
coffingirl
17 yrs between me and my gf!!
firefighter26
My wife is three years older than me. I always make "back in your day" jokes about her even though we pretty much grew up at the same time.
SherpaRage
Grandfather was 85 and my grandmother was 24. My grandfather served in both World Wars. My sister and grandfather were born 100 years apart.
polaris3
LollipopGuild
What's more awkward is going in public with my father and having people say the same stuff. Ew, he's my father, not my daddy.
PartOfTheRebelAllianceAndATraitor
If you make it to your late 20s you're officially older than most people in history ever could have hoped. Go fuck that grandpa if you want.
TLCGamer
I dont really see any problems with dating someone a lot younger than you but still older than 18. It's two consenting adults
SirBrendan
On this episode of, 'Mind Your Fucking Business'...
donttalktomeihaventhadmycoffee
My grandparents had a 16 year age difference. They were married when he was 32...
evildeanie
GingerLaird
Not surprised
StalkerSan
My parents had a 20 year difference. It was a horrible marriage.
LexLurker84
maytheforcebealwaysinyourfavor
My grandparents had a 17 year age difference. She was 34...he was 17.
maytheforcebealwaysinyourfavor
Correction...15 year difference, they were 32 and 17.
GeorgeWashingtonCarver
The really messed up thing is that this can still legally happen in 2018.
BishlamekGurpgork
In how many States? One, maybe two? Am I wrong?
GeorgeWashingtonCarver
Most states actually, with parental approval. Which I suppose is a barrier, but it’s a bit horrifying that it’s allowed at all.
BishlamekGurpgork
I think that's more expected for teenagers. I'm romantic enough to wish for young love to be true, but cynical enough
BishlamekGurpgork
3/ But yeah, I don't think anybody is getting four parents to agree on 30 and 9.
GeorgeWashingtonCarver
30 and 9? Certainly not. The comment I replied to initially was 32 and 16. I’ve met enough hillbilly parents to know that’s not unreasonable
BishlamekGurpgork
2/ to recognize that it almost always isn't.
LEEEEROOOOYYYJEEEENNNKIIIINNNS
That was very common even much less than a century ago.
LaBoo
I have a 15 year difference with my bf. Once you hit a certain age (ie, both fairly settled in life) the difference seems less noticeable
TobascoPanda
Once you get past 25, the age gap isn’t as potent. 15 years is still a good chunk. You’ll be noticing it more in your later years.
ZebraCockSandwich
13 years here. It gets funny when he turns the decade and it *seems* to others a bigger gap than it is- like when he turned 40 and I was 27
INeedToChangeMyUsername
I'm 29 and my husband is 48. We're happy. Everyone else can go fuck themselves, frankly.
PrncessVespa
I'm 10 years and some change older than my bf. 99% of the time it doesn't make a difference, until we talk about our childhoods, lol
AlrightKeepYourSecrets
Right, like a 32 and 16
ahorseelbowdeepinme
I'm 34. A 16yr old sounds exhausting.
uhhMurdok
At 23 I dated a 18 year old, we got along well in private, but in any social situation It was akward.
angelicism
I'm 33 and the thought of spending any real amount of time with a 16 year old makes me dry heave.
SerialChillinSpree
Hormones for both sexes haven't leveled until 25. Females think they r the shit, and males talk shit. So they aren't really human beings yet
Rkhbusa
I was born a tired old man, I was fed up with everyone’s shit by age 21
SerialChillinSpree
And here is your Golden Cane award. ;)
Caldaque
I'm 30. My wife's younger sister is 16. She and her friends are pretty high maintenance. I pity the fool who attempts to date any of them.
chrispduckling
She was 48? Go granny!
VolunteerForSnuSnu
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BishlamekGurpgork
I'm adding a downvote for cowardice.
m00nWatcher
WalkItOutLikeTheFlash
SailorJimmy
THAT'S "ACADEMY AWARD WINNER SAM ROCKWELL" TO YOU!
RetardVillain
AltOrc
theFinks
asplenium
stevtom27
eldonq
deadknightdistrict8
Lol
Snoopi252
Or 16...
MYNAMEISBOILER
astrielx
Whoosh.
rarinnrarinnson
DrakeRamorayMD
GUACCwithtwoCs
Ticmea
CommunCreator
In ‘57 Jerry Lee Lewis (22) married Myra Gale Brown (13). Somewhat scandalous at the time.
MerToo
He was in like Flynn.
SerialChillinSpree
He needed to get her before the senior boys did.
Vertisce
lol...seriously though...what's wrong with a 33 year age gap if they are both consenting adults? My limit is 10 years but I don't judge.
Evergrey
I had a 30 year age gap. We were both consenting adults. I was in my 30s. Loved him so much. Cancer sucks.
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Evergrey
Thank you. I'd still do it all over again.
C141Clay
Agreed. I might judge, but only out of jealousy.
dasklaus
Many, many older men go for younger women because they are easier targets for shitty behaviour. That's not the only case, but common.
HolyCowDoNotEat
Preach! Easier to get the young ones to put up with frankly appalling attitudes. My dad will die alone because of this. What a tard.
Zelliana
I had a relation with about 35-40 age gap. Was great. I don't regret it
Zandrake
People just feel like their own morals supersede everyone else's.
dumbinsults
I like 10 years. Any more than that and you're potentially closer to the age of their child or parent.
aquamaniam
I mean, as long as she admits it's good digging, who cares?
kualityE
Depends on the age of the yonger one. 19 yr old sister married a 37 yr old. Dude was her manager at a club with kids her age. Not cool.
Frappo
Here's the formula for dating down: "Lower limit = Half your age + 8." At 20, 18 is your lowest, at 50:33, 70:43... Thoughts?
xrayx
*Plus* 8? I better make some phone calls.
Zelliana
I guess the math of Imgur have spoken !
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cahendr3
Ageism is a thing. Those who find it creepy typically assign that feeling to everyone else. To each their own I say.
OverpricedCrayon
What happens when the older of the two becomes too frail to leave the house but the other still has 27 years of good health to go?
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OverpricedCrayon
But its better odds they’ll get sick before you. I know a couple with a 25 year diff and broke up because the older one wanted to stay home
neogodhobo
My wife's parents had about 20 years gap. The youngest died first. She was 53. He died this year at 78.
Evergrey
You love the hell out of them. That can happen to two young folks, too.
OverpricedCrayon
Sure but its greater odds when one is nearly 30 years older.
Vertisce
Let me tell you how much that matters. I am 36 and my wife is 37 but 100% disabled with me as fulltime caretaker. Life happens man.
OverpricedCrayon
sure but I can name far FAR more couples where the older of the two became bed ridden, sick or died first.
MFDork
My grandfather at 24 married my grandmother at 15 in 1942. Ended up saving her from a horrible family situation, guaranteed she'd get 1/
MFDork
his military wages and money if he died during the war (he was a tail gunner in the pacific), and loved her til the day he died in 1987. 2/
MFDork
Morals change over time -- we should seek to understand the conditions that create the morality of the age. Was my grandpa wrong? 3/
MFDork
I'm not sure, tbh. I know my grandmother loved him dearly and raised 4 amazing kids with him. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 4/4
MerToo
^^ this kind of thing has been completely normal and largely successful until it was very recently declared offensive by sociopathic SJWs.
abbycrochetnerd
My husband is 13 years older than me. Age really is just a number when things are right.
TheRogueGentlemanGamer
Truth.
blackguard89
Well when things are right. when they aren't a sentence is just a number too :)
conflictmuffins
I've never dated anyone less than 10 years older than me. 'Adults' my age are too immature... I prefer men who know what they want in life.
SerialChillinSpree
I never understood what this means. What does this mean? Men who know what they want.
conflictmuffins
Exactly. ;)
Srslythoguys
As a young looking 35 year old, I found myself dating younger women in their early 20s. Save yourself some time and money. NEVER WORTH IT.
DoublevBomb
I tend to think many people under 25 are still developing. I mean they are, physically, but most are doing a university-life-stage thing too
thedreamcrusher
I think maybe you were just dating gold diggers.
Srslythoguys
Nope, not at all. I’m by no means a wealthy man. These were worse, they were responsibility diggers. I’ve become adept at doing taxes.
Opportunist
Or fortune hunters. (general term for the male version)
Asadsadsadclown
My dad dates women my age (25). Making video games for 25 years, he has nothing in common with with people his age (55).
TrinaNew
Is he single?
Sergio1d
#goalsAF
Narushima
That sounds awful.
YourFriendlyNeighborhoodWizard
My dad was able to date women in their late 20s early 30s when he was around 45. My step mom is 39 and he’s 51
BadBoyBoris
He has the age in common though..
madnessfromthesea
I call bullshit on your dad. He's lazy & willing to look for those who play games. My dad is 74 and games.
GodsGoodGraceShedUntoThee
Dating 20 years old and making video games? Go dad!
metalfoto
HE'S A KEEPER
DROlD
But what does your mom do?
scnottaken
Sure, that's what your dad tells you.
dovebair
I think I would be a sad sad sad clown if my dad was beating me in the dating game too
LocutusOfBored
And probably beating them at Mario Kart too.
ohmahglobyouguyz
1/? My 52 year old Dad needs some tips from yours because his dry spell is about 15 years! End the drought! How did you feel about it at the
ohmahglobyouguyz
Beginning because my dad seems mostly interested in woman my age (25) and it makes me feel a little uncomfortable to be honest.. :/
conflictmuffins
Sooo..... Is your Dad single?
Drakhma
i wonder if they say " i fucked your dad last night" in video games
BabySharkEtc
HormonalWoman
Met my fiance when I was 23, 10yr age gap. He has nothing in common with women his age.
Odentay
my brain went the wrong way, i though you meant you were 23, and with the 10 year gap, he was 13.......
aPokal
It worked for Elvis.
HormonalWoman
lmao! I had not thought about clarifying that!! Jesus lol
BrownAppShaper
Your dad's cooler than you
Selerox
A particular line from "Get in the Ring" by Guns n Roses springs to mind...
wazscience
well, we know he's fucking people like her
fbutt09
Dad probably prefers college girls..
Roehcai
This gif reminds me of Lenny from Legion. Like, somewhere between Aubrey Plaza and the 'demon form').
Imreallynotsoclever
My father is 62, his last gf was 22 and the daughter of fellow VP in the company he worked for. Annd, was also his now ex wife's intern. Yep
metalfoto
Wtf. He is LIT
scnottaken
Ah, VP. I'm sure she loved him for his mind, and he for hers.
TurtleOnTheRocks
I mean I can't imagine she was just with him for his money, she had an actually rich dad, what's the need for a sugar daddy? Probably is
TurtleOnTheRocks
Just attracted to men who share similar traits with her dad
OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK
Your dad has nothing in common with people his age? NOTHING!!!
DidItForScience
Nothing aside from finding youthful people attractive.
benpoon
Bad knees? Peeing a lot? Poor vision? AARP? He could find some similarities. He's just got a convenient excuse for banging young women.
benpoon
I'm 45 and all we talk about at work are the new things that are starting to hurt.
OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK
I would assume a school teacher could use the same excuse.
Clitastrophe
The mental image of someone's dad porking people your own age is awkward. Especially if they have similar features or characteristics to you
Andied
And I am hoping you do not speak from experience.
Asadsadsadclown
Well I'm a guy so...
Clitastrophe
Like, I'm a red haired 24y tall girl. What if your father was dating 24 year old tall redheads? That'd be quite the scenario.
TittyWolff
Your username and description of yourself makes you sound like you've descended from heaven.
SerialChillinSpree
Well, your groom is going to be your 'dad' you just might not know it.
Fuckimgurcunts
If you're a tall redhead, your mother is likely a tall redhead, of course he likes tall redheads
Clitastrophe
Oh. Right. That... makes sense... Especially considering they would have married around your age as well. Or 3 years earlier in my case.
MerToo
What if he's the tall redhead? Oh dear, I'm staring into the abyss again...
Clitastrophe
That I may or may not be in to.
awildcharmander
aPokal
5po0ky
Do you like dick pics? Cuz this is how you get them. RIP your inbox
Clitastrophe
They amuse me but I never reply. I like to leave them hanging.
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
Is your dad Dr. Disrespect
Asadsadsadclown
He didn't cheat on his wife
Chayula
This is absolute gold, I fucking love you for this
superseriouscomments
get a grip
missbelled
D OMEGALUL C
CometLaHal
THE DOC
CNBFTBGB
LMAO
Vexedi
Raaauuuuuul
SubtleButtGrab
THE TWO TIME
deltajesus
Really does seem to have a different meaning these days doesn't it?
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
Back to back
PoppinLochNessHopster
'93-'94
SharkswithFrigginLazerBeams
Blockbuster video game champion
awildcharmander
Blockbuster
undungubungu
Speed, momentum, adultery!
missbelled
SPEED - MOMENTUM - TRANSPARENCY
IJustWantToPlayLeagueOfLegends
wow im gonna have to use that one, thanks.
undungubungu
The forsen chat is way ahead of us both my friend.