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fartymarty42
These people paid to see a show, and by god we’re gonna give em one!
DewiMorgan
Me: *surfing Imgur peacefully.* *My wife walks into the room*. This post: #1
ruferto
your wife: "hold up, i'll get the popcorn"
soulestialmoon
Hurtsdo
Mmm, Im hungry for roasted chicken now.
NotTinyPancakes
That's what I saw at first too not a good visual during dinner time when I have no food
Mellayellafella1441
YoshiMeatSuit
The Intimate Warrior
ghostfacevader
Sloppy Toppy
LucianKane
What are you doing, brother!?
forResearchPurposesOnly
Grappling and wrestling sports are quite the homoerotic adventure.
Calicoastin818
there should be a time limit on ground n pound cause it gets boring as fuck
M2500
DemonFluffer1000
LeftRightThere
TroutKilgore
"Oh, you! Knucklehead."
PianoMan2112
Big gamble there, only 2 responses I’ve seen are get the opponent to laugh, or get him to punch you out right there,before the match starts.
BlueGodBalmung
Win/Win
soulestialmoon
flexstar
HypoMix
and leather pants is traditional.
bellowdeepinahorpse
"Go for it bro, no homo"
Badatuserbames
should try this move next time
dogmatix
how does one watch UFC "peacefully"? it's people beating the living fuck outta eachother. Nothing peaceful about it.
SecondToNine
Note to self, gotta start watching more wrestling
DocTanner
To be honest, I'd be a lot more disappointed in my (theoretical, future) kids if I caught them watching UFC than if I caught them with porn.
ahorseelbowdeepinme
ohgodnowhysocuteawwwww
My anus was also confused
ruferto
i was super confused about why this was posted .. then i turned on the sound
hotfro
All makes sense now!
flexistraw
Thank you. I can’t turn on sound and I was also confused
mikeatike
This is even better than the horse named "Hoof Hearted"
ahorseelbowdeepinme
POT00000000 will always hold a special place in my heart for best horse name
HandyDandySuppressor
I'm partial to Christopher Trottin' or Jon Bon Poni
MadvilLord
Is that a murder boner??
Jusmar
What's better than this? Just guys bein dudes
Ifacatsbuttholeisonly2inchesoffthegroundwhyisitalwaysateyelevel
Take off the shorts and the fight would never go to the ground.
WokeGhettoSpiritualist
welcometothedystopia
MindRape
Is this what they mean when they say dragging deez nuts across your chin?
Eddyrock
ralphie84
Is it wrong to call that a "chin-job"
Lucky4Leaves
What do you call nuts on a wall?
MehEdits
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coothlesscthulhuwastaken
MeMyselfandyourCat
Pink guy!
PENlSMAN
Dolenmorgul
This used to be a sport practiced naked, imagine that
lebowskisd
I imagine it would be easier to avoid the “accidental” penis smash with one’s face
ruferto
must be hard to be a gay wrestler
Eddyrock
It’s definitely stiff competition.
notthejediyourelookingfor
Very hard
AvgWhiteShark
Is this ring worm?
lEetfuk
lmao get it? GET IT?!
Muzzah27
Sosig
M2500
GRAB HIS DICK AND TWIST IT!!!
trinabollina
Dammit I’d do the +1 but you’re at 69 updoots at the time of my comment!
gaudybynautre
ElbowDeepInAJedi
Twist it!
barbos007
Cooverdam
I'm glad the dude is removed. He's more annoying than the guy behind
Onlyhereforthelaughs
The ol' dick twist!
MstrES
Grab it with what?
Extremefear
His teeth.
Shimbo00
Famous wrestler Chin Ahn Dik.
kingkongkeom
saltysasquatch
Upvote to keep this right at the top comment!
NotTinyPancakes
oh i see what's happening now oh my
iPez
is that valid tho
M2500
No, but by this point in the fight it is considered too late to try and impress anyone. Also legal in prison rules.
pinatafarmer
I don't think the rules have anything against seduction
discotheque42
UFC is great while they're standing, but it always devolves into a bunch of huggin' and kissin' on the mat
forResearchPurposesOnly
I prefer straight up boxing or Muay Thai. Skip all the foreplay and cuddling.
sirava
Yeah but why does it always take so long to get to that part. I don't got all night.
Ja5per
Twist his dick!
DjBEEFY
When one or both of them are good at the hugging part, that’s my favorite. When it’s done to stall or pound? Meh.
eatyourmeat
It's so boring but has to be defended against. If they cant keep from being thrown down, they cant fight standing up
P0sterNutbag
It’s gotten substantially better over the years in MMA. Lay and pray still happens occasionally, but dynamic grappling is more the norm now.
helyx
This isn't UFC though.
spidermenz
neutronfish
BJJ is basically violent cuddling. Always hated doing it, so I learned how to avoid ground work and do quick recoveries.
GreatOdinsTaint
May I suggest watching boxing or kickboxing instead? All striking, no grappling.
TheePerfectComment
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
Needs some berry white.
SpectreWolf
that is some complicated lesbian foreplay
Boobsbuttsandstuff
Always is
SubtleOrc
Always has been
YourNeighborhoodLesbian
Always will be
Zynthasius
Lesbian sex is weird
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
flexstar
flyingmonkeystick
Hibs06
Name?
Amerasian
Mayssa Bastos
insertcleverusername1
dumb question what sport is this?
welcometothedystopia
Jiu jitsu maybe? I would have guessed judo perhaps, Mayssa Bastos
Idontneedrealfacts
she needs a tank top over the sports bra. unfair if it isnt allowed by the rules
Volirus
The other woman wears a different type of sportbra that is much less revealing. I'm guessing it's personal choice. She knows its happening
Idontneedrealfacts
the look at the camera leads me to believe she was not expecting such focus
M2500
Finale bout of the women’s Olympic titty twister.
blankiDriver
She looks dead inside
mormacil
I thought that was bedroom eyes?
aPokal
Not everyone works in the morgue.
SideBoobsWillGetYouBanned
Yeah, noticed that too. She didnt even seem to care about the win
TupacAintDead
Lamorphe
How old is she... from a female point of view, this looks like jail bate!
0cularis
Sus
Lamorphe
The only sus thing is no one answering me and everyone thinking it's ok to look at a 15 yrs old's boobs as long as they're big! ??♀️
XIXXXVIVIII
"jail bate" is what happens after the jailbait
kakivara
You degenerates are the reason the Norwegian women don't feel comfortable in their small uniforms.
HoldMyKitchen
Strange...
mikeatike
It's Doctor.
Unravelled
Maybe, who am I to judge. …. Wait
boevis
My favorite scene.
KrautMick
What is happening here? Is the point to disrobe your opponent?
Nicholasdrew91
I think?
somepoorjerk
No that are trying to get a grip of her shirt so that she can have leverage in flipping her opponent. Judo is just a game of leverage.
Nicholasdrew91
No, it's about taking each other clothes. This is shopping MMA
ShinobiWan1
It looks like it accidentally came undone. But yeah, they will grab the judogi to get some leverage
ShinobiWan1
uh...twice. It might happen a lot!
Idontneedrealfacts
the outfit is part of the style, for both of them, sleeves can be used as well, its part of the fighting,.