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Domestic dogs can breed with wolves.
Since dogs and wolves still share similar enough DNA, they are capable of mating and breeding pups. Called Wolfdogs, there are an estimated 300,000 in the United States.
Dogs sometimes smell like Fritos.
Many pet owners have said their dog may smell like popcorn or Fritos. Believe it or not, that smell has nothing to do with their diet. It’s actually bacteria growing on their paws.
Unlike most of the animal kingdom, small dogs live longer than large dogs.
In most of the animal kingdom, size has been correlated with longevity but not so in dogs. Scientists have been baffled about why smaller dogs tend to live longer. Some think larger dogs grow faster as puppies and may develop diseases because of it. Small dogs live from 10 to 15 years, medium sized dogs 10 to 13, and large dogs 8 to 12 years.
Dogs have three eyelids.
Like humans, dogs have both an upper and lower eyelid but they’ve also got a third called the nictitating membrane. It has various functions including clearing debris and mucus and producing tears.
A dog's sense of smell is far superior to humans.
Dogs have a great sense of smell, most people know that. However, what they might not know is some dogs can have a sense of smell 100,000 more acute than our own. They have about 300 million olfactory receptors in their noses. Humans only have 6 million.
Dogs and humans evolved together.
They say a dog is man’s best friend, and there’s a lot of truth to that. Humans and dogs have evolved together from the earliest point of dog domestication 32,000 years ago. Researchers from the University of Chicago found that several groups of genes in humans and dogs have been evolving in parallel, relating to diet, digestion, neurology, and disease.
Baboons sometimes kidnap dogs.
A viral video went around showing a Ta’if baboon kidnapping a puppy and supposedly keeping it as a “pet.” While baboons are known to kidnap females of their own species and even dogs, scientists have made clear they aren’t keeping them as their pets.
Dogs sweat through their paws.
On hot summer days, dogs regularly open their mouths and pant to cool themselves down. The only sweat glands they have is in their paws, but it has more to do with traction than temperature.
Dogs can smell feelings.
Because a dog’s sense of smell is so strong, they can detect when we’re afraid or anxious. When we’re anxious, we perspire lightly. We can’t see it or smell it, but a dog can, telling them how we’re feeling.
Dogs dream just like humans.
Dogs have dreams just like we do when we go to sleep. If you want to see it in action, just wait 20 minutes after your dog goes to sleep. They’ll probably have their first dream at that point, and you’ll see their eyes moving behind their eyelids.
Three dogs survived the Titanic.
The Titanic had excellent dog facilities on board and was considered very dog-friendly. Of the twelve dogs that boarded the Titanic, only three survived – a Pekinese and two Pomeranians.
A dog's bad breath might be a sign of poor health.
Called “halitosis,” a dog’s bad breath might be the result of periodontal disease, diabetes, respiratory problems, gastrointestinal problems, or something else entirely.
A dog's noseprint is unique.
Much like our own fingerprints, the lines of a dog’s nose are unique and could identify individual dogs from each other. The Canadian Kennel Club has been using noseprints to ID dogs since 1938.
The extinct Turnspit dog was once part of every kitchen.
The Turnspit dog, also called “Vernepator Cur” which is Latin for “the dog that turns the wheel,” was used in 16th century Britain kitchens to run on a wheel like a hamster and to turn meat so it would cook evenly. While this breed no longer exists, some believe the closest relative could be the Welsh Corgi.
Dogs can sense storms coming before they happen.
Capable of sensing the barometric pressure drop and a shift in the static electricity field, dogs have a keen sense of when a storm is coming. Dogs can also hear sounds of thunder before we hear them.
Moscow stray dogs know how to navigate their subway system.
Of the 35,000 stray dogs regularly roaming around Moscow, there are a rare few who have figured out how to navigate Moscow’s complex subway system, walking onto the trains and going from A to B with their human neighbors. They’ve also been observed to obey traffic lights, and a pack of strays will send out a small cuter dog because it usually ends up getting food from humans.
In 1860, two strays were allowed to roam free in San Francisco.
In the 1860’s, San Francisco passed an anti-stray dog law to try to combat their stray problem. However, two dogs named Bummer and Lazarus were later considered exempt from this law due to their ability to catch and eat rats, another horrendous problem in San Francisco. Some accounts state the dogs were capable of killing up to 400 rats in the month of January alone.
A dog's whiskers help it see in the dark.
Highly sensitive to subtle changes in air currents, a dog’s whiskers act as receptors to information such as the height, shape, and speed of nearby objects. This ability allows them to “see” in the dark.
When dogs smell other dogs' bums, it's their version of a handshake.
Dogs have “anal sacs” which release chemicals providing a whole host of information for dogs to smell. With their incredible noses, they can determine the gender, diet, health, and even emotional status of the dog.
Puppies are born both blind and deaf.
When puppies are first born, both their eyes and ear canals are shut tight. Both their eyes and ears are still developing during this fragile time and won’t open until fully developed.
Guide Dogs eliminate by command.
Guide Dogs are incredibly well trained and are capable of eliminating on command. Trainers use different words to make this happen, like “busy busy” or “go time.” Once the dog starts to go, the person can feel its back to determine if it’s peeing or pooping. This way they know whether or not to clean up the poop.
Dogs can smell both cancer and diabetes.
Dogs’ amazing sense of smell has been shown to detect cancer and diabetes. During multiple studies, dogs have been intriguingly accurate in detecting cancer in breath and urine samples. They’ve also been able to detect low blood sugar; there are even service dogs called “Diabetic Alert Dogs” that can warn an owner when their blood sugar is reaching dangerous levels.
Dogs are as smart as a two-year-old kid.
According to Live Science, based on a language development test, dogs have the intelligence of a two-year-old child. Most dogs can learn up to 165 words, similar to a two-year-old. Some of the smarter breeds of dogs can learn 250 words.
Dogs poop in line with the magnetic field.
A study by the Frontiers in Zoology found that dogs are sensitive to the electrical magnetic field of the earth and like to poop on the north-south axis. They discovered this after examining 70 dogs made up of 37 breeds in a two year period. Scientists are still not sure why they do this.
Navy Seal's put the Belgian Malinois through intense training.
In order to complete some of their missions, Navy Seals utilize the Belgian Malinois breed. Their training is just as brutal as their human counterparts and only 1% of the candidate’s dogs make the cut. They train with their handlers at least 15 hours a week, can jump out of aircrafts with their team, and can even parachute with their handlers.
gengeorgewashington
Fact: My neighbors' dogs wake me up every morning
DiscountElvis
It's GO TIME.
intergalactic1ness
Bahaha! Thanks for the laugh!
MommysBaby
BigSouthernJesse
Want another fact about dogs I can't get my brain around? We lost ours in an accident in December and I'm still so fucked up
intergalactic1ness
So sorry.
the12thletter
They're good boys. Except for the girls. They're good girls.
MerlinSacrebleu
"Mind-boggling facts about dogs" #5 "A dog's sense of smell is far superior to humans" NO FUCKING WAY HOW MIND-BOGGLING WOAH
MrFnortner
Well, my mind is now a bit uneasy, but not quite boggled. Maybe a few more facts would do the trick.
ursuschapinus
"Guide Dogs eliminate by command" https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Let+me+call+dog+hitman+_b32fbf4caedaf105d68abe75acdde738.jpg
UnemployedInGreenland
I need a Bummer and Lazarus movie, STAT.
Breyyne
I just watched this on List25 on YouTube last night. Even used the same visuals they did. At least link the source.
justthoughtyousholdknow
so what do the monkeys do with the dogs? What?!!!?!?!
CotterPyke
I saw a video showing this, the baboons use/"train" the dogs to help guard the troop, since their smell and sight are better.
justthoughtyousholdknow
oh wow.
Temenos
I'm fairly sure I read a response from someone who claimed to be Russian, said that the Moscow subway hasn't looked that that in years
ramather
I was there last summer and didn’t see a single dog on the metro in Moscow
Temenos
And the guards wouldn't let dogs board even if they could
miakkamisfit
This is List 25 word for word
firefighter26
I always assumed the difference between wolf and dog was that one became domesticated and the other didn't.
CotterPyke
selective breeding, that's probably where you were headed with that
DustieViolet
I honestly thought Bummer & Lazarus were made up by Christopher Moore! I'm delighted that they're actual real dogs.
ImguritisIsNotCureable
The emporer was a real person too btw which is also a really cool fact
intergalactic1ness
It’s a dirty job...
textilelover
I laughed so hard at that book I got weird looks reading in public.
intergalactic1ness
Love it, then my brother bought me “Second hand souls”...Really the only books that I can re-read...over and over:)
hotterthanababyinamicrowave
Fun fact, my dad and Chris went to school together and lived together in CA. Parts of Practical Demon Keeping were written about some 1/2
hotterthanababyinamicrowave
Of their antics together. Chris flew home and did part of the eulogy at my dad's funeral a few years ago. Really great guy. 2/2
intergalactic1ness
Awesome
ButTheyWereAllBad
That your dad and CM were friends and had antics together is cool! Sorry you've lost your dad.
hotterthanababyinamicrowave
Thank you. Thankfully I inherited his love of reading, a dry sense of humor, and his overuse of sarcasm
DustieViolet
Practical Demon Keeping is by far my favourite closely followed by Island of the Sequined Love Nun.
kibbypie
Which book did you read? At least one of them has his notes about the Emperor being a real person.
DustieViolet
It's been many many years, but Bloodsucking Fiends, You Suck, Dirty Job. Probably one did. But my memory is rusty. I remembered the names.
kibbypie
Your punishment is to read them again, especially if you haven't read the 3rd BSF yet.
DustieViolet
Will do.
IWantedOneOfThoseLongUsernamesTooSoIGotOne
Also you should definitely read Lamb if you haven't yet.
Gakpickingusernames
For poop eating dogs, give it pineapple, that trick will stop
UncleGoat88
D'ya like dags?
Taey0h
Dags?
greenknight9000
/r/Whoosh
ToasterBaths
/r/whoosh
Taey0h
Rofl
PunnyPunenstein
and let us not forget the best fact about dogs.......they're all good boys and good girls. (they also love a good belly rub)
saucefordipping29
My dogs nick name was corn chip. I miss her everyday
TheCynicalShit
Ok telling the trained dog when to go is cool but HOW to blind people know where the poop is or if it is fully scooped?
maohvixen
A lot of service dogs are taught this not just guide dogs. After all, when they spend all their time out and about, better to set times
dovebair
Other indicators, like smell, heat, and feel. You turn the bag inside out, and put it over your hand like a net, then find the pile.
LearnSomething
They actually run their hand down the dog's back. If it's straight, the dog is peeing if it's curved, they know the dog is pooping so they
LearnSomething
Wait until the dog moves and reach directly down from where their hand was on the dog's back.
PuhTater
Taste. Same way to tell that they are done wiping
GoEatADick
Oh NOOOOO
justaturd
mattbl
Some morbid questions: A) Do the baboons eat the dogs? B) Do Navy Seal dogs not "make the cut" b/c they don't survive the training?
zombiejon
B - they survive. usually dropped due to personality/bad responses to stimuli (eg panic if hanging in harness etc).
Cattackson
I think they flunk if they don't obey or can't keep up with training and I would bet they give them away to be adopted or work elsewhere
JonathanHoag
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/animals-and-us/201507/baboons-might-kidnap-puppies-not-pets
SeriouslyWhatKindOfNameIsTopanga
I thought it was implied that males take dogs for sexual stuf???
mattbl
It's funny that that was your inference. I didn't get that out of the text... but can't really find anything definitive searching around.
JonathanHoag
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/animals-and-us/201507/baboons-might-kidnap-puppies-not-pets
mattbl
I found that article, too, but it doesn't say what the baboon is doing, only that it isn't keeping a dog as a pet.
JonathanHoag
It says that he is kidnapping the puppy in the same way that baboons kidnap infant baboons. The puppy reacts like an infant baboon, so /1
JonathanHoag
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/animals-and-us/201507/baboons-might-kidnap-puppies-not-pets
CotterPyke
baboons have been known to kidnap the dogs, "train" and help guard the troop since their senses are better. Dont know if they eat em, maybe?
ILoveTomHanksAlsoCatsSuckDogsRule
Excellent post, please enjoy an upvote and a picture of a corgi Wolfpack
PunnyPunenstein
thats the best screen name ive seen in a long time
TheThirteenthDoctor
Swedish Vallhund!
Jabbaaaaaaa
Man this is weird.
thatssirtoyou
Is eliminating really a term for pooping or peeing
HPsaucer
I was imagining some kind of Terminator/dog crossbreed
thtjuanguy
I thought they ment kill for a sec.
Taey0h
Yes
JohnnieBlaze88
The breed in the first is called Saarloos Wolfdog. It’s an actual Dutch breed. I know this because I have one (check my photos). +1 !
SnoBored
The thing about small dogs living longer isnt quite right. They found big dogs and small dogs both live less time than medium sized dogs
LearnSomething
Came here to say this. My beagle will have about a 15 year life span on average. Great Danes and toy breeds rarely reach 11 years.
SnoBored
When examining dogs breeds without major defects and mutts. The defect breeds are often medium however which distorts it normally
shadowex3
So basically the size that's most "normal" overall for their internal organs.
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
"Dogs poop in line with the magnetic field." That's not entirely true as my dogs more often than not poop facing east to west or however
briham86
My dog seems to have the ability to always poop upwind of me when we walk.
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
He/She just wants you to get to know him/her better.
wolfpackpgh
i've had 5 dogs over my life span and have never known a dog to exclusively poop on the north-south axis.
wolfpackpgh
usually it's a "sniff around until it's about to come out and then squat" facing any direction thing
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
That's what mine do. Sometimes they don't even wait for the squat.
wolfpackpgh
one of mine does a squated walk as goes. i have to watch him carefully to make sure i can find them all to scoop up (he also eats it :( )
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
Eeeeeeeewwwwwww. If he's eating it, he may have a protein deficiency(At least, that's an explanation I've been given).
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
they feel comfortable.
LogosCosmosAtomos
You have done a study and observed this prior to making this comment?
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
At least one a day for the past 10 years
LogosCosmosAtomos
So you logged which way they faced every day for the last 10 years? That's dedication...
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
Yep, kept a log of size, consistency, shape, color, smell, and time of day as well.
DerpyPuppy
Yeah I believed the list until this one.
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
Really, it's the only one on the list that isn't a fact.
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
My dog eats his own poop
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PBJburrito
My Malamute does the same, we call them poopsicles.
tytrim89
1 of mine follows the others around and eats it as it comes out. Nothing's like fresh dookie balls in the morning.
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
I got one of those too
GiveMeCorndogOrGiveMeDeath
Another one cleans up all the vomit... other dogs..My kids..
Trogglehumper
As long as he is inline with the magnetic field all’s good.
mizadventures
A vet will tell you there is something wrong with your dog.
Jwhite777
So will most of your friends ;)
Dshaft
Waste not want not!
zanzibarwinds
If it’s eating it’s poop give it a bit of banana each day as part of its diet
JohnJacobJingleheimerSmith
Just like a 2 year old
keane
My dog eats other dogs poop ????
Huldra
It can be a sign of lack of vitamins. Talk to your vet :)
BahamutBBob
A couple weeks ago, I let the dog and cat out. Cat pooped, dog ate cat's poop.
Vested
Check it: https://youtu.be/HoG">zGtB9Y">https://youtu.be/HoGtnzGtB9Y & https://youtu.be/xnGfrDt-GT0
ArsenicAndGlamour
I read that dogs do this as a leftover instinct. Wild dogs tend to eat any poop that’s close to their puppies so predators won’t find them.
lordgreyii
That's usually a sign of vitamin deficiency. I forget which vitamin, but dogs don't absorb it efficiently and eat poop to get a 2nd try.
JaydeRaven
Vitamin B. however, some dogs just like the taste of frozen poop, too. Poopsicles.
Lwfc
My dog eats your dog's poop too
wolfypants
My vet told me it’s not due to any deficiency, it’s because she likes the taste. So your pup is probably just gross, just like mine.
Yupurineutah
That's how they get that awesome derpy shit-eating grin.
oldwisemaster
How can they have x50 olfactory receptors but have a 100,000 more acute sense of smell?
flonobaggins
Potentiation effect: when 1+1 = more than 2. When the effect of 2 drugs together is stronger than the effect of each added.
twozerooz
#24 has nobody thought they tend to face north or south so the sun isnt in their eyes while pooping?
phenomanII
"I'm afraid it's worse than bad breath. You've got supercalifragilisticextremehalitosis."
MelodiousDissonance
Even the sound of it is quite atrocious!
gimking
Ghandi didn't wear shoes or brush his teeth very often, also quite slim. He was a Supercallousedfragilemysticvexedbyhalitosis.
foesmono
...screamed the stable boy
PartTimeMemeDealer9
His 12 foot phallus blowing gently I'm the wind
Sinjai
Post it post it post it
AnotherHeartwarmingPostByAbortedFetusNecrophiliac
Sinjai
Another quality post from AnotherHeartwarmingPostFromAbortedFetusNecrophiliac.
ablecreature
When those anal sacs get impacted, you have to clean them by hand. It’s called expressing the glands, and it’s horrid. - Vet tech
vikingvampireangel
It's not tooo bad. Just a smelly mud-consistency explosion from the anus.
NoSleepTilBrooklyn
I wouldn't suggest you try to do it yourself without training! Not only can you hurt the dog, you can make your dog incontinent!
LivingDecomposition
Can confirm, and not enough people know it's even a thing - groomer
iHumpLikeBunny
My dog has problems with stomach and because of that he poops wet poo -> anal glands don't empty by itself -> i empty them myself every week
Novarious
Had to do this with my pup. He was not very happy about it.
DeepFriedTamales
Yeah my small dogs need that every three months. I pay the Vet to do it. Worth the $12
whatintheworlddoesthisdo
Cats too. My cat needed this, she was having such a bad time & she's doing so much better after. Thank you for being a Vet tech ❤
dogsarereallygreat
My dog's would randomly leak. He's a lap dog. Can attest to the horrid smell. Upping his fiber intake seems to have helped!
peachesforme
yeah dogs eating only wet food have this issue more. they need a more solid poop to cause them to drain
PrincesssButtercup
SO is a vet tech. He says this is the worst part of his day every time
pengwings
Our dog had to get his removed because they were constantly impacted and leaking. Poor little guy.
DARfuckinROCKS
My dog when he was an adolescent would spray a lot. So bad. We had to get his glands expressed all the time.
voguemouse
DiabloGrandeArts
Worked at a pet grooming shop in high school. Can confirm, but it needs to be done. I do it to my husky when she gets a bath.
Sheepington11211
That happened to my dog once. Never again.
Allanonshea1
My God the smell. I'm getting flash backs
killerkadoogan
Girl I dated on high school did this in her weekend shift, then she decided she would be the gland cleaner for our dogs too..
PNWDachshundLover
I've had abscessed anal glands in my hair. - also a vet tech
ablecreature
aceclown
Ever squeezed a pimple in the mirror?
PNWDachshundLover
Disgustingly satisfying
Valarauko
What were anal glands doing in your hair? Story time.
Taey0h
The dog was sitting on his head I think
PNWDachshundLover
Imagine squeezing a grape in between 2 fingers. A full anal gland feels about that size and the spray can be unpredictable.
PNWDachshundLover
It also smells of rotten fish, infection, poop, and death. Yum.
PoopholeAintALoophole
Reason #1 groomers are worth the dough every few months. Cause that's nasty and the groomer does it as part of the service.
Magpiebones
If it happens constantly there's something very wrong.
PoopholeAintALoophole
No. Preventative.
PoopholeAintALoophole
Ok ok. I get it. I'm dumb! Please see follow up response below.
Magpiebones
They are supposed to empty every time dog defecates. If that doesn't happen, there's a dietary or medical problem. Also "milking" them 1/2
Magpiebones
pre-emptively on regular basis can lead to this problem. 2/2
holyguacamonica
How do you know when a dog needs that done?
ChemicalPorpoise
Had a cat that needed this. She would hover her butt over the ground and not quite sit. Not sure if dogs would do this though...
pengwings
My dog's anal glands used to leak. It smelled horrific.
Darla626
In our dogs case, it smells like rotten fish. So much fun!
Peanutchews
Butt scoot or the smell is like a bay at low tide. It's terrible
iloveserotonin
Oh my gosh. I have one dog that smells like this sometimes and I've been using wet wipes to clean her never knowing why she smelled 1
iloveserotonin
Like this! So this is why! In infects everything shes on/around with that smell when she licks that spot and I have to wash everything after
peachesforme
time to get her drained then
forgetthisnoise
Have a groomer or vet do it regularly especially as they get older. I have a very wooly northern breed and his anal glands are hidden by 1
forgetthisnoise
His fur and we didn't know his gland became infected until he started howling in the middle of the night. Emergency vet visit cost almost 2
forgetthisnoise
A grand to fix him up
Devante
Dragging their butt and/or licking back there a lot. The pet groomer will do it too.
MDLM81
The groomer will lick back there too?
orangecicle
The sacs will feel full on either side of their anus. You can do it yourself but it sprays, it smells like death and the stench lingers. >
Peanutchews
I'd pay to have someone do it. It's nasty
orangecicle
Eh.
ablecreature
This. Also, if they get impacted they can start to swell, and almost protrude. Look like little butt bumps on either side of butthole
orangecicle
But it's easy to do it externally.
pecc
If they feel like overly confident grapes then probably they need expressing.
IMissZach
Welp, I’m never drinking grape juice again. Thanks.
Elminst
I like my grapes confident. The depressed ones taste terrible.
guywithwifi
How else are you supposed to get the innards out of them other than by depressing them?
IMissZach
Mostly it’s when they drag their butt on the ground / carpet but they can smell worse, too. Vet or groomer can do it. You don’t want to try.
TheSlothVet
Groomers do it differently than vets and they’re not as fully expressed. -vet here
ThePointIsMoo
REALLY???? I have two dogs and this is always just done by the groomer :/
TheSlothVet
Yea it’s done differently by groomers. Vets and vet techs do it internally so it expresses completely rather than just partially. :)
ARoadLessTraveled
I’m not a vet or a groomer but I’ve done it...once seven years ago. Wanted to save money and quickly learned the service is worth the money!
ESisler5
Im in vet tech school and just learned how to do this. I hope thats the only time i have to but I know better.... the smell never leaves you
TheSlothVet
The only time you’ll have to express anal sacs as a vet tech?! Not a chance!! Daily occurrence for most techs I’ve worked with. (Vet here)
TimmyDans
20 bucks is 20 bucks.
WhyleKat
Tell that to the mouth sores.