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16/17 & 17/17 are both posts about the author's books.
Spoenk
#9 They missed a big opportunity to make that O'Queeffe.
medimr
lol... Had me going until the "media blackout and prison sentence" part.
CortexDagger
That part was where it clued me in to being fake as well. Still hilarious to read.
spitfires2000
What about the shit he's spreading? Is that censored?
Gotcha44
I wish his stupid face was blurred all the time, everywhere. Like in that Black Mirror episode: The whole world see you appear as static.
WackyWavingInflatableArmFlailingTubman
Ah yes the wild Pussynecked Shitgibbon its neck vagina when threatened, although this does make it fill its external waste repository creating a fowl odor. Fascinating creature
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
Grab him by the Trussy
narcoleptiKnickers
Funny - even be hilarious if it were true
DorgEndo
I choose to believe this a full fact report
narcoleptiKnickers
Try googling Tokyo News Network. It doesn't exist. Also I lived in Japan and we see this cunt and his vachina all time on TV.
Buut still - cool story bruh.
SleepyHollowAppleTree
horsetuna
All I can think of is the right wing bigots who claim the most definitive way to tell a woman from a man is the Adams apple
StellarJay77
Looks like the only way to solve this is to grab Trump by the p**sy.
AlterSack
That seems about right to me. I think we can all agree that he’s a cunt.
procrastinatorman
i.imgur.com/gallery/2yFzh2n.mp4
Cactus21
That’s hilarious 🤣
WoodfolkFae
Next time tag your post so people who mute political don't have to see this.
Zixtank
Ngl, I appreciate the censorship. Just wish it would vover his whole face.
justadude41123
No, I think the problem stems from the fact that his entire image is offensive.
JohnDennis1999
When the guy went to jail I thought it might be fake but when it identified trumps lips as an anus I knew the story was true.
Ryubahamut
Ugh, Trussy.
MoopsyLD
Trump's Chussy
lonelyrangerofthedreams
In this case, grab him by the pussy would be a good advice then
pinkypiesbutt
This is fake but funny. I live in Japan and have never seen this happen on NHK or other stations
robpaschal
It's fake?
SuperSaiyanYamcha
joshuasplinth
I had hope the more I saw it, alas. Thank you for clarifying!
hyptosis
I can tell you one thing, I really really really want to just like, you know, 'grab him by the pussy.' As hard as I fucking can.
TungstenOrbital
Damn, still funny
Z0op
That was kinda blatant, a 3millipn yen mistake? Thats about 35k in dollars today. Article tries to exagerate some number but got the scale of it all wrong.
Funnily written tho
thirdlittilbird
I kinda realised it was fake when they said that the Japanese engineers couldn't make the software do what they wanted xD also the bit in the beginning where he clears his throat: if its real that would probably not be mentioned. I didn't read further than that
Z0op
Yeah knowing japanese culture, if any of that was true they wouldnt be admitting it like that (and if they are, comes with lots of heartfelt apologies and bowing)
ojisama
I think the word you are looking for is satire.
dieselfury
The OG fake news
Valharroth
I mean it does read like an onion article, but I also can't unsee the p-neck now.
SalmonTheWise
Try rotating the image 180 degrees.
malachilenomade
TheOriginalStewbaca
Ummm, I think it is pronounced "Nussy"
Harm
TBH Stephen Miller IS a dickhead. There's no wrong here.
PunnyTiger
aparently AI knows a cunt when it sees one, and also recognizes the hole that dispenses shit
ArbitraryMorte
IIRC he did say anyone can freely grab by the waddle ^_~
desalniettemin
Can't they blur him out of existence?
nachosyndicate
It’s early where I am but this already made my day.
rosshell2718
https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTY1YjkxZmJleDRyNWZ3NGd3MG83cG90aXhsZTd3N2pwOTUzMzdnazJtMXpyOHZzNCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/IhyGL914g9ShHdHVFy/giphy.mp4
Schrefu
Why the fuck are so many neutral terms censored? Who the fuck is that supposed to "protect" censoring the word genitalia? Spreading fascism's reach through language control is the only thing I can think of.
StellarJay77
What others said below but also the irony is that the more you bitch about it the more engagement it gets and registers as getting which means the higher up the content priority it goes.
Heelcat70
When it's still completely obvious what the word is, what's the point in censoring it?
Revicus
You know what the real funny part is? The word "genitalia" is uncensored in image 1, and "pussy" in image six. Apparently neither actually caused any problems. That aside: I get that if you have to quote someone who said an "objectionable" word that you might need to censor it depending on the venue in which you're reporting it. But when the quotes are fabricated, the problem of needing (or, in this case, thinking you need) embarrassing censorship becomes partially self-inflicted.
Skevoid
The radio edit of The Bad Touch by Bloodhound Gang has the word 'doggy' censored. Censorship has been arbitrary nonsense forever.
BearPerson
People know that social media platforms are shadowbanning / deprioritizing content that advertisers might find objectionable, but there's no public info on how, so people guess. Then reach-is-money influencers try things (text recognition is an obvious theory, so you garble text that might hit keyword filters), others see all the popular kids doing something, and figure they'd better do it, too, without questioning why.
causality
The way people talk about how much they hate capitalism/corporatism while conforming everything they say and do around supporting it disgusts me. They do it because doomscrolling is a drug they're all hooked on, and all the actions they could take to increase their freedom of interaction would require pulling the needle out of their arm.
causality
There are video hosting sites other than TikTok and YouTube, streaming platforms other than Twitch, forums other than Reddit people can go to and speak in complete freedom, but they need to be able to hit that "stimulate me" button.
Someshithead241
The annoying part is when it breaches containment. I get an aneurism when I see people saying ahh on everything. I saw someone leave a game review that had the term "looking ahh shih" and I thought i was having a stroke.
Just say ass.
SergeyPrkl
also, vast majority of the platforms are american. No such problems on smaller euro or asian platforms.
BearPerson
The japanese platforms give you a helpful table for how many pixels the censorship grid needs to be, based on overall image resolution.
LicensedAdHominem
Fascism is already here. It's algorithmic and invisible to content consumers. This is literally resisting it.
Revicus
Resisting censorship via preemptive capitulation to it beyond what the censors even asked for
LicensedAdHominem
Not preemptive, and not capitulation since you're getting content they would rather block. Are you fucking daft?
Using code to send messages STILL SENDS THE MESSAGE.
Revicus
The message is unrelated to the "naughty" words that the poster assumes might be blocked. The post is (hypothetically) at risk of not being shown to others because of these words, not because of its message. If the message itself WERE what the platform wanted to censor, avoiding directly using "bad" words wouldn't make a difference. All this does is prevent (hypothetical) unfavorable algorithm placement by avoiding using advertiser-unfriendly language - exactly what the platform holder wants.
LicensedAdHominem
Not hypothetical, you dumb cunt. I don't know how many times you need to hear it.
And the platform doesn't care about specific words, neither do advertisers. That's genuinely insane. It IS about the content, the words are simply a cheap indicator of it. Besides, it's not even just advertisers at this point and your head being deep in the sand doesn't change reality.
Revicus
Huh. Well, according to the follow-up when I was still able to see it, it's "not hypothetical" that these words will get your post shadowbanned, yet also "the platform doesn't care about specific words and neither do the advertisers," and the places they forgot to censor words had no ill effect. I'm not sure if Imgur servers have barfed again, or if it was just easier to block than to explain how these can all be true, but if anyone else can I'm all ears.
Revicus
I should probably add that the "message" in question in this case appears to be a completely made-up story, but that is probably irrelevant to the point to be fair.
slidewhistlesymphony
Ol' Pussyneck gives zero fucks what anyone thinks of his neck pussy.
paullyboy1999
verityauger
I beg to differ. He's the most thin skinned dude ever to walk the earth. If his skin was any thinner he'd be a condom.
AxisOfIndifference
Well, everything in his skin is dick.