when i was young o went to Dave and Buster's with my dad to play some pool and hangout. the server came around and took his order for a drink. She then looked at me who, wanting to fit in but knowing the legal limitations, asked her "do you have any virgins?" it took way too long for me to realize why she seemed weirded out and why my dad was laughing.
Holy crap, I've had these lines in my head for a couple of decades, but couldn't remember where the heck it came from! But I remember this dialogue almost down to everything (except for Tim's name)
The other day my wife and I went to a noodle shop. I got the ‘si fu noodle’. My wife then asked if I got the wrong thing when it arrived because my sea food noodle appears to have pork.
I thought that bald guy looked familiar! I member this being on tv and my mom haaaated this kinda suff along with mr.Bean 😅 I guess she cant handle second hand embarassment or whatever it is stuf like makes her feel, i liked it!
MCpeepantz
"Well if you wanted a flap-jack, you gotta pay extra!"
hashbaz
"Hi" HAHAHAHAHAHA. Fucking laugh tracks
toonami3000
No… I said what I meant….
Cosmicfisherman
I'd like to open a restaurant called Quickies and sell quiche. I could put it next to waffle House as an upscale restaurant.
Persianfury
when i was young o went to Dave and Buster's with my dad to play some pool and hangout. the server came around and took his order for a drink. She then looked at me who, wanting to fit in but knowing the legal limitations, asked her "do you have any virgins?" it took way too long for me to realize why she seemed weirded out and why my dad was laughing.
thebonesofmyancestors
This feels like the sexual harassment training video we have to watch every year.
CrazyT2018
https://imgur.com/gGjQp3T.mp4
UnaccomplishedWatcherImNotaBot
I believe there's a wayyyy longer version of that joke, with 2 French speaking car passengers
HisRoyalMajestyKingV
Holy crap, I've had these lines in my head for a couple of decades, but couldn't remember where the heck it came from! But I remember this dialogue almost down to everything (except for Tim's name)
kathlTvVillain
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bGl4dXltc2EzaDFxcG4yb3NveGJiaGQ4dTNuanpiNmV3dzAzMG96MCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/KiaU2EUyxjQB2/200w.webp
Righteousdew
Have you considered cropping your videos before posting?
DavidNightingale
Kitty Flanagan is a national treasure.
SpaceHaggis
hellothisispeggy
I don't want ANY spam!
spitfires2000
That's why I always take the menu and point at when I want.
neospor1n
The other day my wife and I went to a noodle shop. I got the ‘si fu noodle’. My wife then asked if I got the wrong thing when it arrived because my sea food noodle appears to have pork.
Neywiny
I try to use the numbers. Went to a Chinese place. Ordered D9. Guy goes "I need the name". Then what's the point of the numberrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
TheLovelessHummingbird
Omg same, but my reason is I was born with mouse voice and nobody can hear shit what I'm saying.
3andAHalfLivesAgo
I too, have the waiter say “Huh?” Or “I’m sorry, what??” 7 times when taking my order. If I speak any louder it murders my throat though
spitfires2000
PrincePiggo
I loved The Sketch Show.
KremlinOfAges
I forgot about this show!
PrincePiggo
A lot if not all the episodes are on YouTube now.
HeadJamistan
I thought I recognized them!
Gwenx
I thought that bald guy looked familiar! I member this being on tv and my mom haaaated this kinda suff along with mr.Bean 😅
I guess she cant handle second hand embarassment or whatever it is stuf like makes her feel, i liked it!
KaiArgentium
He was also the owner of the leaky cauldron in the harry potter films. The hunch back dude called Tom.
Gwenx
Oh fun!