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HolyHellJezebel
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. I love it.
poopknifeMAN
Superchief86
I'm pretty sure I made this character in Oblivion once.
AlfredGaebeli
Do it. Do it solely to mock.
StarscreamAndHutch
Is that hair gel?
imgurnaknockuout
Maybe he should, the trumpets wouldn't know who to vote for
MikeKeyser
looks like Boris Johnson
Mrbrown512
FoolishDoughnut
Kind of looks like Steve Bannon in that shot.
genericgelatine
They’d react by voting for him
Bridgiebird
His hair just... doesn't make any sense
zemith
Didn’t republicans have a stroke over Obama wearing the wrong color suit once?
fr0stbyte124
The suit I can get behind, but the fancy mustard? Career suicide.
aflarge
Honestly, Trump would look SO much better if he stopped "tanning", shaved that thing off his head, and grew a beard.
usedpatiofurniture
I did think he can grow a beard.
aflarge
(Assuming you meant don't) Ha, whether he COULD is a different story to how he'd look with it :P
usedpatiofurniture
Yeah i meant "don't". Whoops typo =D
Bridgiebird
Trump's hair is truly an animal we have not studied yet
conckertooth4
graehall
I'd rather the US have a president who empathises with a stutterer than radicalises a murderer.
Imgurisbetterthanreddit
Doesn’t look like that’s an option tho
Narkenstein3D
Timheretoo
Hey Democrats: Watch this ? and say to yourself, “Ima vote for Joe cause he ain’t all orange and his hair isn’t weird n stuff.”
sarkonas
Hey retards: We don't *like* Biden, we're just choosing a pile of shit instead of an ocean of it.
Toodamagedtocare
Who cares at this point what the republicans think ? They only care about their money and their good ole boys.. Fuck them and their cheeto
DamascusFire
Yes because being at each other's throats for 4 years has worked out so well for you thus far
bexxMaker
mrputter
Russian Hooker P
HeartsAndStars
Post Trump quotes on a pic of Biden and watch Republicans scream about it.
EvilMadMonk
Vazzz
SS2000Ali
We have lift off...?
GullahGullahIslander
Hahahaha soooooooo true
beggingyourmajestyspardon
Republicans:: you're hero and white savior wears aweful orange makeup everyday....how does this compute to you?
ConservationOfAss
Trump can’t even be honest with what he sees in the mirror. Why would he be honest to me?
FreebasinFreemason
Everything about him is a lie, from the ridiculous combover on his head, to the “bone spurs” in his feet and his man-girdle in the middle
thegelatoking
He’s been proven again and again by his own words & tweets and own videoed public meetings that he lies. His supporters really don’t care.
OfallthestupididioticWTF
Cause he's the greatest great grate that ever grated
Shismouche
You know lot of people use make up it's not a problem lol
AccountCreatedToUpvoteDogs
"all politicians lie. At least he's not a liberal!". Not exaggerating what my wife's uncle said. Army vet too.
TherealZeroCool
Can you really trust any politician?
DrMaggot
If you don't trust any why don't you go and become one to make a change for the better.
TherealZeroCool
Because I can’t trust myself
?1
somethingawesomeandgreat
Can you trust anything? Do you even trust yourself to know what you really need?
joepineapplesindrag
Are the voices in his head congratulatory or do they berate him? Asking for a genuinely curious friend.
Ornomornos
This matches Trump spot on: https://www.helpguide.org/articles/mental-disorders/narcissistic-personality-disorder.htm
Jenvas
probably trying to assure him he's better than his brother and that his dad would approve
BeerDidTrev
FutureHylian
hotdoginathermos
madvin
Less orange...
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Besides of polishing a turd, he could look way better and intimidating
qwiggles
Somehow the 2nd reminds me a little of Martin Sheen, the best president we never had.
inspiringandfunnyusernamecoolheh
Obadiah Stane from Iron Man played by Jeff Bridges
?1 Villain look for villain
KingOFrod
There's no way he could grow a beard
ISnoggedMadamedePompadour
I'm pretty sure his beard would be a combover some how and dyed orange
aflarge
Even that looks better than what he's got now.
thehumanoidsarecoming
picture trump with his hair wet.
MollyNapQueen
No.
Captainawesomething
SHANT
Bridgiebird
Is there any photos like this in existence? I'd like to see that
Lulabel73
I was having a nice day, why would you say that?!
FancySharkDinnerParty
Boris Johnson.
WehWehWeh
Trying to imagine bojo with the wotsit tan now and my brain is preventing me, possibly as a defensive measure
bardman135
I respect that hair could be plural or singular in this context. Thank you.
sieg443130
Now that’s a picture I can’t get out of my head. Thanks a bunch
MickeyTheHound
That was his excuse for not going to an event. Marine 1 would not fly in the rain.
AlkeneThiol
But the WH provided an email memo proving it!! Fucking imagine tho. "Oh god we gotta scrap this special forces mission. Its raining."
AlkeneThiol
2) I do understand helicopters sometimes have trouble with lift in inopportune conditions, but... a straight flight that was in driving
AlkeneThiol
3) distance over flat terrain with a pilot who is assuredly among the best the US has to offer? It is just fucking insulting
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Delicate things, these military helicopters. Especially when combined with the infamous central european monsun season. /s
chickenoodlesoup
picture trump without the orange https://imgur.com/LpfCPRw
MaryPupSkins
Grandpa from The Munsters?
koops
Jesus is that the grand dad out of the Munsters?
thehumanoidsarecoming
It's probably closer to prince phillip at this point
AnnieGitchYerGun
Thanks. I hate it. +1
bogus1983
From rotisserie chicken to Bela Lugosi.
keillrandor
How dare you compare Bela to this twit :P Cooked chicken however is fair game ;)
Sunsingeranon
To be fair, they both play bloodsucking monsters pretty well, the only difference is Bela was just acting.
genericgelatine
https://metro.co.uk/2019/06/03/donald-trump-debuts-slicked-back-new-haircut-time-state-visit-9776706/amp/?__twitter_impression=true
toothlessruthless
Looks like Jon voight in anaconda
ComicalSkate
Looks like Doug Ford.
thegelatoking
If I didn’t know who he was this would be an acceptable styled hair
HodgePodgekin
Not bad at all
SonOfKazar
Still looks like a total greaseball, but less buffoonish.
AawesomeAardvaark
Shit. That is 1000x better.
Hongkongcav
Seriously looks way better
thehumanoidsarecoming
It's his old haircut with less hair
BeerDidTrev
I prefer to picture him like this
UncleBuckFutter
Hands are way too big (normal sized)
Ronelyn
Oh, wouldn't that be lovely? His dick ass being frog-marched into a courtroom?
NapoleonDynOmite
As soon as he's out of office
BeerDidTrev
we can hope
aface62
Do you think secret service protection extends to prison?
bogus1983
He'd be Epstein'd immediately. There's no way he'd be capable of shutting up, if he didn't immediately sell out everyone for a deal.
NickRivieraMD
He's the fucking president. Who can he rat up the chain on?
NickRivieraMD
*whom
bogus1983
At some point he'll not be the president. And it doesn't have to be "up"- a handful of high profile names would be enough to help a little.