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supertigerlamp
SubtleOrc
dennydorko
RunsWithBullShit
The straightest men in the world go on gaycations and have never touched a woman.
DonkeyGoat
In that case, how gay is Nick Cannon?
Unholytrashpanda
Well this certainly seems relevant lol
BigDaddysMeatWagon
Huh today I learned it's gay to be a dad. I guess.
reverendbonobo
Having sex with women is gay. Women are soft and feminine and only girly men like soft and feminine things. If you want to be straight, you need a hard cock from a dirty trucker shoved up your shitter so hard it ruptures at least two internal organs. That's how tough guys do it.
RoutemasterFlash
You have to put your willy in a lady's foofoo, which is about as gay as it gets, I'm afraid.
The only 100% straight way for a straight man to have sex is to have sex with another straight man. And that's a scientific fact.
Hellscourge
And if you enjoy it? Even worse. Real man hate having sex. Its only there for procreation!
And if we jump on the sex thing, the manliest thing a man can do is to have sex with another man! There is nothing manlier than enjoying a man after all! /s
OnlyPositiveFavourites
Dude has a banging billionaire wife, adorable kids, he looks pretty cute himself. What man in his right mind wouldn't be a gleefully happy SAHD (not even saying he is) with a billionaire wife???
craque
I'll be that guy. I never thought Rihanna was really that good looking and I think her voice is horrible and ear-grating. You mentioned she's a billionaire wife twice, if that's what you're after then it makes more sense to me.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Well he is likely going to be a stay in prison dad unfortunately for his kids
Strangeboke
Nah no way. The police found zero evidence of the alleged shootout until the guy bringing the charges went there HIMSELF and "found" bullets.
Larktonguesinadicecup
Maybe. I was interested in rocky's claim that it was a blank gun or starter pistol, because it's entirely possible for relli to have felt heat and pressure and got a I'm moderately superficial wound from a blank, and there could have been shell casings depending on the type of blank or type of gun. Did they end up following up on that or produce that gun?
Strangeboke
they raided his house and found that he had a legal gun. Won't know if it fits with his account until the trial.
Strangeboke
He's also pretty rich himself and a successful artist/fashion designer.
gfunk01
The dude is solid... "ASAP Rocky has chosen not to hire a nanny, stating that he didn't spend 35 years waiting to have children just to let someone else take care of them."
Sonicschilidogs
He's also probably going to prison, so......
dontfloatmygoat
Fella in Versace? So either wearing clothes designed by a gay man or is fantasising about penetrating a famous gay man?
anitabieror6
thats a gorgeous photo. the smiling baby makes it
stonecoldstevebuschemi
Whoever wrote that tweet, if they have children, they won't be there for you as you get old. Sweat equity.
reichstein
Surely fathering a child should be about the most masculine thing you can do, right?
Shawnthegirl
It's not emasculation - it's freedom. That man in the photo is free to be affectionate to his child, free to turn off his brain a little and follow his woman. I've been the bread-winner and the stay-at-home and there's pride in both! If masculinitys value can be undone so easily, then throw it away. If masculinity is so fragile, then it has no value.
loxiabun
So...someone who is afab CAN be a man. *Nods approvingly* 🏳️⚧️💜
loxiabun
And amab people CAN become mothers... 🏳️⚧️💜
WoTLert
I like how being 'a man' is both an immutable biological fact that you cannot change as well as something that can be revoked by an internet stranger if you don't adhere 100% to their toxic ideal of masculinity.
BipolarFox
Its by design, a fundamental tenant of the right wing - the only thing they care about is trying to control other people, to force conformity - even if they have to spout contradictory nonsense in order to do so. Thus being "a man" is both solely based on genetics if you're trans, and solely based on behaviour if you are cis.
Micah1966
Schrödingers masculinity.
BayazTheBenevolent
It's the first clue that it's all bullshit. But since anti-intellectualism is also one of their tenets none of them seem to have figured that out.
SithElephant
Kinda wild that they think view of pastels and truck maintainance matters with respect to gender.
FordyP
The same people who think changing your name, taking drugs to make you grow breasts and wearing lipstick and skirts doesn't make you a woman... think changing more diapers than car tyres makes you not a man any more
ironymus
How to tell, you've never been with a girl in bed without saying it directly
TheOtherKindOfDM
No, but it does feel weird that they are holding right hands. This had candyland vibes.
LurkingAtTheOffice
Crazy how many guys never got a hug from their pops.
Colanah
It's gay because the woman is financially and career independent vs being beholdened to the emotional whims of the "bread winner" for her survival.
*Gestures to the previous and current generation of abused and cheated on SAH wives who literally couldn't afford to leave.*
amp99
Also see:
ouhhmytralalamydingdingdong
Ah yes the little cunt Piers Morgan. Has the same charisma as a hot oyster.
ThatHurts
If anything, wearing a baby sling frees up both hands for serving king and country!
Wolsel
This needs a movie.
Affray
They look at 007 in dorky glasses and they choose to mock being a dad.
MikeRInternetTraveler
Imagine insulting James Bonds’ masculinity, and Captain America shows up to chastise you for it.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Piers Morgan is a terrible human, so there's that
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Piers Morgan comes across as incredibly insecure. He famously stormed out of his own show after his own colleagues told him to shut the fuck up about Meghan Markle. He was obsessed with her because she never acknowledged his existence, so he would endlessly rail on about how terrible a person she was. https://youtu.be/w0bU-l__BPs?si=ZApIYMqHeD2Oo5ck
Hotjoe1991
Sounds like a former and current president I know
ThatHurts
Meanwhile, Meghan Markle:
Someshithead241
He's just a fucking twat
NonFungibleUsername
Not just a fucking twat, a massive fucking twat.
TurdBurglar3000
It's especially funny considering he looks like the absolute opposite of anything masculine.
randomwalrus
Yeah, but he is rich, and white, so therefore the pinnacle of humanity.
WrongUn
I mean this is Piers Morgan, par for the course with that wanker
TheGgreen100
The moment you start spending energy making sure you only do things you think are "masculine" by whatever idiotic arbitrary measure you have in your head, you've already lost the game, you're already acting under the control of something else, which is inherently not "masculine" by your own definition. Actual masculinity is just doing what you want and not caring what other people think of it.
SilentScreamsX
Dude sleeps with Rachel Weisz every night. GAAAAY!
IdRatherBeOnThePlaystation
My wife had my first boy when this photo came out and I loved having him in the papoose but all of a sudden I became really conscious about it.
Pirsquar
It's not much of a secret...
mijjit
All I know is that baby looks happy as hell
TheMurderousCricket
Either it's a strange camera lens or this guy is really small.
Rihanna was a really cool targeting officer if you know what I mean and watch movies.
Littledirtybirdyfeet
She's just closer to the camera
ThatHurts
Which makes sense, given that she's the actual subject of the photo shoot and subsequent article in the magazine.
deathandtaxes1
It’s 2 separate images photoshopped together
DefinitelyaHumanNotanAlien
Next you're gonna tell me that the clouds didn't form the word Vogue in the background.
neilwatkinsfromaccounting
She’s bigger, like a spider.
I have no idea what you mean.
friendsofsandwiches
wait...what?
Aurentis
The only acceptable form of expression for men is violence
RhymingEverything
This wa said by one of those guys who doesn't wash his butt because that would be gay if that gives you any context (and yes this is a real phenomenon)
friendsofsandwiches
that's the first thing yo daddy should yell and smack your head for! "WIPE YO ASS, BOY!"
damogen
Women are feminine -> If you like women you are feminine -> If you like women you are gay.
This is legit how a bunch of these alpha male incels think.
FabulouslyTiti
"alpha" men being dumbasses, as per usual. :')
RustyRedbeard
Why is the hand holding the baby larger than the hand closest to the camera?
reverendbonobo
He's evolving into a fiddler crab.
PaperinoVB
"It's 'shopped, dude." Plus, of course, a big lens job. BTW, Rihanna's height is 1.73, ASAP is 1.79, while if you had to judge from that image she should be ~60/70 cm taller than him.
RustyRedbeard
Yes it's shopped dood, I'm asking why the jarring mistakes like this and all the others you mentioned. Asap, I take it that's his name, in my mind is also in chaps.
ILoveThiPlatform
I think the mistake wasn't as obvious or jarring to vogue's team as it was to you.
I've seen this image a few times and I never noticed until you pointed it out
PaperinoVB
It's not a mistake, is on purpose to put in evidence the subject... and other psychological reasons.
Jinxer13
If the psychological reason was making us uneasy with how obviously disproportionate those hands are , i gotta say they nailed it
michiyl
Town idiots should not be given publicity
datphone777365
The publicity isnt the issue, its the amount of idiots that agree and are allowed to make big decisions for others.
getadogupya
That's not what the twatter algorithms say...
stseregh
Too bad internet exists
Littledirtybirdyfeet
This toxic masculinity was spread by men like Billy Graham and Jerry Falwell on TV and radio when they created Militant Jesus, who then became Republican Jesus. Words of Jerry Falwell "Christ wasn’t effeminate. . . . The man who lived on this earth was a man with muscles. . . . Christ was a he-man!” the Christian right is all about misogyny that's why they recreated Jesus but worship and follow the Apostle Paul.
Eroen0
This was less of an issue in the days of irc and 4chan. The new centralized, and ostensibly moderated, platforms like Facebook and Twitter somehow manage to amplify the worst voices and drown out the rest œuf the choir. It's almost as if it were on purpose...
stseregh
It just became widespread, so instead of geeks and intellectuals it's now full of regular people. Which tend to agree with each other, and in turn appreciate the algorithms feeding them this shit. The sad part is you don't even need to force it, you just create the ways for all the idiots to connect effortlessly and it keeps snowballing
Sebastopol140
They will never ever miss an occasion to sound like idiots.
SteerpikeSteerpike
And fragile little flower is one of them.
MrWobblyHead
Not hard when they're an idiot 24/7
justworkdamnyou
Oh no, what did Marky Mark do?
ILoveThiPlatform
He committed multiple hate crimes as a teenager, back before the funky bunch redeemed him:
https://www.the-independent.com/arts-entertainment/films/news/mark-wahlberg-racist-hate-crimes-wikipedia-history-george-floyd-blm-protests-a9554191.html
baconandmorebacon
Just like ducks. They never ever miss an occasion to sound like ducks.
itzu2jones31415
Bingo
ActualZedAxial
I feel like Mark Whalberg may have said the quote tho
ILoveThiPlatform
Just like marky mark
thickythickydumdum
Yea...improper gif use as he's absolutely one of the types of dumbasses being discussed. Text on reply is on point tho.
Sebastopol140
Yeah, sadly.
backrideup9
Would be cooler if they did.
OutlawGerman
I'd be hella gay and give Rhianna like 4 more kids. My gf would be confused and turned on by it all.
fightfightfightlosewinfight
hmm, how many cocks would I suck to be rihanna's man?
Twrecks123
Who wouldn’t be? Rihana is like a 17/10
LegosBearsAndSex
Straight woman here......she got them thicc thighs...woof +2
IamIntoleranceIntolerant
As long as she never sings that Umbrella song again. Man, I hate that.
Also, she was the only reason to watch Valerian and the City of 1000 Planets. Her portrayal of Bubble was just wonderful.
InTheBeginningWasTheNerd
The only Umbrella I acknowledge is sung by The Baseballs.
CaptainHyperbole
No clouds in my stones. Let it rain, I hydroplane in the bank? That song
TanithRosenbaum
God yes, that portrayal was just perfect. It was actually a pretty good movie overall, and she definitely had a good part in why it was good. Too bad valerian bombed and they never made a second one, it would have been finally a new scifi franchise on the big screen. (new to the big screen that is, I know valerian has been a thing in comic form in France for decades)
Larktonguesinadicecup
Umbrella is great. Sultry barn burner with big sweeping builds. And if it's just overplayed for you that's fair but it's a great tune
Hoiloidl
Now come on, there was also Rutger Hauer in this movie!
As for the rest, not much to talk about.
And even though I have a proper thing for Cara Delvigne, that itch gets way better scratched by Carnival Row; which also has a pretty hot Orlando Bloom.
ClownishAntics
I think you'll find there is only one true umbrella
SergeyPrkl
I like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PeEaNzg4os
Badgerbadgerson3
.....didn't they sing Diamonds in that video?
ClownishAntics
And this is how I find out his voice has replaced other Rihanna songs in my head? It's too early for this
fiddlewheelx
Oh noes, the man is un-manned because he is carrying his child while he is being lead by his loving wife.
How embarrassing/terrible/bad influence on the peoples! He should be punching her while strangling his kid, then he'd be re-manned again!
Nikilynn0125
Yet there is an anti-abortion billboard in my town that has a man holding an infant, and it says, "Real men love babies."
Hexrowe
Woe if us, for we have forgotten the lessons of boomer sitcoms.
Hexrowe
^Woe _is_ us, FFS...
Trankia12
And to think I used to believe Homer Simpson was an exaggeration.
certainlynotaserialkiller
meanwhile tom holland:
certainlynotaserialkiller
dont worry, here is the rest
YouHadMyCuriosityNowYouHaveMyAttention
thatwoodguy
I remember some benited commentator wrote something about Pierce Brosnan being emasculated because he was carrying his kid around
salzter11
I can feel the sarcasm hitting me in the face.
SJBSavageInk
Just the worst having a billionaire wife who is hot, I'm sure.
Imagine being a man and thinking that you GET to stay home and play with your kids all day.
CommanderMarg
I didn't get the complaint. Is that what they are in arms about? Him carrying the kid? That's stupid. If so we need to raise the bar on expectations on men with kids. Guys should always be willing to take over and take care of the kids. I don't know many that wouldn't do that because I don't associate with people who don't love their kids.
AranaDiscoteca
Brace yourself: it's because Rihanna is in front of him and leading.
CommanderMarg
That.... wow. So the idea being it is unmannly for your wife to be excited about something or lead you? That's so stupid. I did not brace myself sufficiently for that one!
ExTechOp
Apparently these people actually DO believe there are more than two genders, since they claim this gentleman is "less than a man" now?
DOcelot1
Clayman8
Some of the best times ive had was when my ex lead me by the hand when we'd go somewhere. I must be hella gay...
pistachinope
…led
vegivamp
I'm pretty sure their ex was not a light emitting diode.
Clayman8
She kind of was the light of my life though so it kind of tracks
GreenMnM
Well obviously. Only way to really MAN is to beat the women, kick the kids, buy a shitty 80's transam that'll sit in the driveway for years never being worked on and guy buy a 12 pack of bud lite cans. Let's get er done
fiddlewheelx
But not if the bud lites have a rainbow on them, that's going too far!
GreenMnM
Absolutely! Then we'll go buy the store out of every case just to show them we'll not buy that shit anymore. Then we shoot it with every gun, bow, and slingshot we can fund!
That'll teach those idiots who they're dealing with
rudejohn
Are you suggesting Chris Brown was more of a man? /s
RuBisCO1
Yes, exactly, that is manly to these people: assault charges! Anyone remember Craster from Game of Thrones: I would not be surprised if they think that is the pinnacle of manliness!
Heisanevilgenius
Back in my day we'd be telling our women to get back in the kitchen and make me a sammich and all our friends would high-five us. The women wouldn't do it, but we said it. It was the one joke we all had. People weren't as easily offended back then. They knew we were just joking but also horribly insecure about our masculinity. My wife eventually left me and my kids won't visit me but man that one joke was a hoot.
LucilleWhoKnowsNot
My daughter used to be I high end pastry chef. Now she's a heavy duty mechanic. Read giant equipment. When she was greasing a fifth wheel a co worker told her as a joke to get back in the kitchen. (Because they always joke her grease jobs are too pretty) The driver, a man, was appalled. I'm happy about that
Shawnthegirl
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servingmytimeinusersub
Man, that's a job. I did it for about 6 years. I had to find something else, my body hurt just.. All the time.
Heisanevilgenius
Did he say something?
LucilleWhoKnowsNot
They all laughed. It's a standing joke where she works. They love here there because she actually works and wants to learn
Heisanevilgenius
The man who was appalled. Did he speak up or complain afterwards?