I bet his pink tube stock was skimmin the floor like an elephant trunk looking for food

Sep 20, 2024 12:59 PM

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2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

And that's just his bedroom.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

... do you think he got them over a long period of collecting, or did he just go to Costco and proclaim "one pallet of dildos please?"

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I was thinking the same thing

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! This is 470 'W'

2 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 5

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Backyard Carnival of Death"
review for 55gal drum of lube.
(Many hilarious reviews on the same page including one from Adam Savage!)

https://www.amazon.com/review/R3GM2OT8EH1P5T

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1001 uses.

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

So a fuckload of dildos, then?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Can we not kinkshame? Is this really the worst crime he's committed?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

That's a crime... in Texas. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvJyA-7PwKM

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Please remember that there's nothing wrong with having insane sex parties as long as everyone consents (which I'm guessing is the part that Diddy failed at, hence the criminal charges)

2 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

He has to pay out 100 mill a week or so ago for taking a guys booty w/o consent

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where do I sign up

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

At what point does it stop being kinky and start being dysfunctional hoarding...

2 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

At 785

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The line has been drawn.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Dragon Diddy on a horde of Dildos

2 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Not trying to be alarmist but that's a lot of dildos.

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

So what's the common household amount of dildos?

2 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Surely not more than a hundred or so.

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

he never uses them twice

2 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I knew he was rich but holy cow.

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0