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Sep 13, 2019 10:17 AM
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Ryanator50
Sounds like living as a Hobbit who has a furry
sevrono
So this is cool, but furries(even the ones who aren't into the porn/suit fucking) are still gross?
NotTinyPancakes
Duncton chronicles is this but grittier and without the clothes
Noroelle
I Love Baking and cooking - but i lack someone to eat what i make
cbale2000
This sounds either like the plot of an anime or a late-80s hand-drawn English storybook movie.
Insomnia297
That's just wishing to not have responsibilities with extra steps.
PandaLord200
TheJudgingCat
You can pretend with Aninal Crossing... though you're still human
yvogi
Is that an iFunny water mark????
Iycelium
Pie you say?
kittykat25909
god I loved these books. remember when the little dog thought she ate a pie tin because she was worried miss kitty would make mouse pie?
PeanutButterMilk
Yes one of my favourites!!
biologicalmagnification
vigilantvigilante
FOR REDWALL!!!!!
Etrigan77
Yeah it's all apple pie until the EU farmers subsidies run out and the farmer takes a combine harvester to the hedging to maximise yields!
darthstormer
My spirit animal is a pig in a waistcoat.
Lifepack1
Fursona*
AmHumanNotLizardMan
https://i.redd.it/ta1daez1ycsx.jpg
soulman901
Let me have a fancy cane and a girlfriend named Penelope and I’m down for this
humdiddlydoo
Brambly Hedge was a good one of these. Gorgeous illustrations
MissAizea
A cat would eat you
TaylorGibbons5772
Bro I WOULDNT
VinceofHearts
DeadMan3
Is this a reference to something? I feel like this is a reference to something.
acinonyxjubatus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatrix_Potter#Artistic_and_literary_career
thisisjunk
Because if they pie isn't a worthy sacrifice to her, she'll eat you instead?
EeJeeGee
Great twist
Unbannable3
Whole. Then puke up your fur, bones, and Victorian clothes.
thebridgejumper
I just realised the Redwall series is the M rated version of Beatrix Potter’s stories
IRefuseToBeKilledByMyUsername
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ladyatlas777
Redwall is excellent!
Rignak
+1 for Redwall
OlDishandSwish
Annnnnnd now i have to buy a bunch of books
SlightlyAnnoyedDwarf
M? You musta read much different books than I.
SharkShanker
One of the most visceral decapitations I ever read in fiction is in the book about happy little mice living in the nice forest.
ThomasWhaley
Someone’s forgotten about The Deptford Mice
creatineisasteriod
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positiveleroy
Mushroom and onion turnover, served with wildberry scones and sweet cream, and a dandelion cordial for afters.
thebridgejumper
Don’t forget the damson wine, or cordial. It’s been a long time
positiveleroy
Damson was always wine.
thebridgejumper
OlDishandSwish
Remember the cartoon? Also the wiki says they are making a redwall video game!
PacificKnight
The game came out. I havent played it but sadly it looks a little off target to me.
thebridgejumper
If I’m not mistaken, that has been news for ages, so I would take it with a grain of salt. But I might be wrong
OlDishandSwish
You are probably right. I just haven't thought about redwall in atleast 15 years. So I had no idea the books ended 9 years ago or any thing.
redsmerf
I dunno about M rated. There's no sex, and the violence is pretty bloodless.
ArchonOfDuty
Those fucking bell(s) had a higher kill count than most GoTs characters though.
ThePastmaster
Compared to other children's books it's pretty gory.
redsmerf
Okay, that's fair
FightOligarchy
Okay but let’s recognize that Watership Down and Wind in The Willows were the OG stunners (coming from a hardcore Redwall fan).
thebridgejumper
Did you ever watch the 1983 Wind in the Willows movie? I loved that movie!
PacificKnight
I read them as a kid and sent Brian Jacquez a letter with a picture I drew. He repld with a handwritten letter saying he loved it. Good guy.
PacificKnight
Wish I still had the letter. Not sure where it went, maybe I have to do a little treasure hunting at my parents house.
thebridgejumper
Oh shit, I did that too! Well not the picture, but I also hand wrote a letter to him, and got a letter back, which I also have misplaced
TheBulbousGiant
Damn I forgot that series, one of my first novels as a kid. The feast scenes always sounded so good
Elroydb
I still call soup 'Zoup"
thebridgejumper
Oddly, I didn’t get into the food sections.
dmmpjl
Apparently they're written that way for blind people. He wrote so that they could "visualize" things in their heads.
ThePastmaster
Which they kind of don't but it is a nice thought.
BeetleDaddy
But, if theyre blind, how would they read???
dmmpjl
audio books, someone reading to them, or braille. there's a lot of different ways.
BeetleDaddy
You know what, I forgot all those existed.
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
God I loved those books so much
definitelynotawolf
When is amazon going to adapt it into a series?
GirlScoutDropOut
Logalogalog!
whhy
Eulalia!!!!!
fluffleupagus
I had a D&D character named Eulalia. Nobody got the reference & they all said it wasn't a real name. -_-
thebridgejumper
I read all of them except the last one. Redwall was the very first in the series I read and owned
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I read the majority and they are still at my parents house...I’m kind of want to do a re read at some point
thebridgejumper
One thing I notice though after reading them while older is that the story wraps up really quickly, despite seeming long
RufusTheBlue
Yeah I just tend to barrel through a book in a few hours. Which books do you guys like best?
RufusTheBlue
I still have all my books from so many years ago. My original Redwall book has started to fall apart :(
StewForYou
My Long Patrol book had to be taped together :)
thebridgejumper
Oh, which cover did you have? I had the one with rose border and Matthias front and centre with sword and shield
RufusTheBlue
I have the one with Cluny riding the chariot with Redwall in the background. Very tattered around the edges but well read!
aleister94
Can i come? I have cranberry scones
LetumComplexo
Dude, I would love some cranberry scones.
PaintYourWagon
Just be careful of Old Mr. Badger, he has known to be quite ornery if not offered one. Also muggings, these woodlands have gone downhill...
Iamsuperspecial
With clotted cream?
davebeastly
Depends if you pronounce it scone or scone.
UsuallyComments
Personally, I like to say scone. How about you?
nullbr
BLASPHEMY!!!!!!
toxcrusadr
A person of culture I see!
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I know how to bake bread and make compound butter, I'll join.
FudgeRoundVsStarCrunch
What is compound butter?
Ynigmatyk
That ssssounds like a ssspectacular evening could I join you guysss?
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
...Only if you drop that cringy ass roleplaying
Rovolloth
Shhh, be vewy, vewy qwiet. Wet pweople enjoy things, huhuhuhuhuhuh