danat101
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Real
I looooove Donna Tartt
Gertie tax
Bruce tax
Nessie tax
MrSwissroll
Upvoted for #1 alone
AyatollahBahloni
#5 This one was easier than the peas.
OtisTDrunk
#1
Spidey209
#4 AI slop
LizLittle
#19 yeah but the people who turn into astronauts are the same types of people who ARE curious about those egg sacks
micuu
#14 The average Zionist in America
ArchaeoEejit
I'm not convinced he's joking.
DietCokeIsMyDrugOfChoice
#26 my favorite fun fact is I got into an online argument with Anne Rice once, which is actually insane because she'd always been one of my favorite authors lol
brainpansonata
#25
madjo
#1 no one else can feel it for ya, only you can let it in.
OtisTDrunk
#1
EverNotRelevant
#25 Yes, do that. You will face absolutely zero consequences! Or you won't care about the ones you do get
LaronX
#19 Richard clearly has no one from STEM in his life.
OtisTDrunk
#1
OtisTDrunk
PyroDragon
@OP love your dumps. Might I request the next has Extra Nessie Pics?
Quixus
#6 There's something I never needed to know.
allhailthegreatmoose
#25 Oh good I’m doing a great job then
Kats8652
#1 It was training yesterday during my daily walk, was the first rain in more than a month...holy shit the smell of petrichor, the dampness of the water on ferns...the sensation of fresh cold...I just kept on walking, no need for shelter.
LilacShowers
#26 a friend doesn't get it
IloveHockey
they look eccentric or whatever
theoxfordcomma
#3 pls explain 👉👈
Racealistic
Trans boys?
megalodonburi
Ideal trans boys!
theoxfordcomma
Ooohhh lol, that was a whoosh
tavinjer
#7 L: Who, me? R: Yeah, me.
salunatics
#10 https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eDZvZ3pyOGU0YzBkZTRiOXI0aDRvMmJoY3g2aWwzY3I5azlkZXYzaCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tIeCLkB8geYtW/200w.webp
OtisTDrunk
#1 Negan?
stonetemplefox05
#20 strong Mitch Hedberg vibes
drduffer
#6 When I was 18 or 19, I had a co-worker get one when he was 23 and he said afterwards that had he known how painful it was going to be, especially when he got an unplanned erection, he never would have done it.
Unfortunately, he had to have it because of a condition called paraphimosis and he was getting married and sex was on the horizon and he was a virgin (this was the early 70s).
BigBlueWonder
#20 You don’t have to get high to suddenly remember an old joke.
Syovere
#25 Easy shit, done.
GwensBackOnHerBS
#1 I can honestly say my inhibitions are pretty dead.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
#25 That's not working out so hot for me
CrispyNougat
Being your purest self means that everyone loves you?
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Man, that'd be great, it's not like I'm an asshole or anything; but I have definitely achieved being myself, nobody is attracted to me, and I'm unemployable. This combination sucks, I want a reroll.
CrispyNougat
Oh, I thought you were saying that the meme is false for you, because being your complete self meant that everyone loved you instead of everyone hating you like the meme implies.
SOLARvsFACISM
Yeah, like, whats Step 2 of this plan?
stonetemplefox05
Plan?
Darkwell
I think it's "die alone," and it's working out great for me.
PartyLich
step 2. ????
step 3. profit (or "and then they'll all be sorry")
it's foolproof, stick with it
SlaaneshiRightsFront
I don't think there is a step 2