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annfranksbhole
In the south we have lots of those
kamosey
Bet he's from Paris, Texas.
JohnFloorwalker
Yea, I'm down the road a bit in pittsburg texas
TexasYall
Y’all thought TexasYall was gunna go past this post without saying howdy? Y’all thought wrong.
Theauthenticdonaldtrump
In the states we say "Freedom" which means "fuck off I'm American and I do whatever the fuck I want" isn't that amazing?
ShoesAreHatsForFeet
You never *say* freedom. You SCREAM freedom. Or, at minimum, hollar/yell.
GlassCannon570
In Pittsburgh, we do something similar. Only it’s Yinz in stead of Y’all. For example, Yinz motherfuckers need Talos.
dumalalee
L’all.
squintish
Reflect for a moment on the expansive inclusiveness of "all y'all". It's beautiful really.
hockeyham
In Russian they say, "мой пенис касается туалета"
bellapadella
In Italiano we also say "mi manchi", y'all.
daf4ever
ya'll should stop reposting this shit every 5hours
polkadotnurse
In Ireland we say "An Bhfuil cad agam dul go dti an leithras" as a way to say I love you.
MasterRichardRahl
I'm fixin' to favorite this.
Acefowl
I love the word. It fills a gap in the language: https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2016/03/the-case-for-yall/473277/
TheLastGunslinger
You sure you love Texans?
GmorkHeraldOfTheNothing
Oh, you guys...
kiwiCnut
In new Zealand we say Yeh na, either yes or no depending on how we use it..
H0wl
And if you keep going you say “all’s y’all” which means many of many.
HaniiPuppy
In Scotland, instead of saying "you all", you say "Ayis cunts", which means "All of you vaginas". Isn't that amazing?
Heliogabalus227
"I am lacking you" is closer, also why does this get reposted so damn much?
OneMillionAntz
Ya’eat’chet...yahn’to?
cading
In Philadelphia we say “dijeet” which means “did you eat?” And a possible response is “nodjue” which means “no did you” ... pure poetry
Tigersterne
I like 'whadcha,' personally.
polaranarchy
What about youns
idontneednostinkingpuffin
It's "all'a y'all"
thingy237
in southish they say Y'all'd've which means "you all would have", isn't that beautiful?
Imadeanaccounttofavandforget
I'd've known that if I was from the south
elsamo
Yep, y’all’dve
RihannaPublicist
A quote from my wife’s family- “ya’ll’re’tarded” You all are retarded. It’s amazing the words you can string together with no education.
Sacurason
As a Texan - education is irrelevant. You pick up y'all, y'all're, and y'all'da as part of the local culture. That includes professors.
RihannaPublicist
I was only joking. Her parents are some of the wisest people I know. Enough time in Florida and I’m starting to pick up “y’all”
zeggitttttttttttt
And my favorite "y'all'r'finna". As in "Y'all'r'finna get y'alls asses beat"
theltrain
It's weird. We speak slower but combine more words. Y'all'd've noticed noticed this sooner if you have Yankee friends
Monkeya37
xelavia
I heard yain't (y'all ain't) the other day at work
Lexicon451
Actual Texan here the proper pronounciation of "You all would have" is Y'all'da
texastwostep
Sums it up
Stalinium
Fellow Texan. Can confirm, I even used it today a couple times
therealpdawg
Confirmed. Usually followed by "too if y'all was there".
ObiWanKenobitch
Arkansan. Agree. Good rule in the South: don’t pronounce the letter if you don’t have to. We talk slower so we gotta make up for it.
ZergRusher99
*Y’all’dve’mst’s
ColonelPotato
I'm from Texas and you even lost me
HorrendousSpaceKablooie
Oh my. You lost me here.
BlastTheStrongestHero
Everyone says y'all. I've lived in the northwest my whole life and regularly refer to all y'all as y'all.
benpoon
I'm from the south and got A LOT of shit for saying y'all outside of the South. Youz don't say y'all up north that often. Maybe more do now?
Unverified
Idk, I get a lot of shit from non-Texans for saying y'all
sadsquatch
As someone who lived in Texas 35 years then moved to Ohio everyone in Ohio is amazed by me saying Y’all.
Nikeet
Which is strange because in KY we say y’all and OH is right above us. Have a friend in OH and she gets a kick out of it.
isavag3
from kentucky, can confirm. But when my ohio friends make fun of me using y'all, i just remind them how terrible they drive :)
blackcatmeow
Depends on what North you're from. Like near Allegheny I hear people say y'all but in Harrisburg I don't
kualityE
Yinz guys is are all jagoffs
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
in the north east its "you guys"
thiscommentwillselfdestruct
Oh I thought it was "NICE BLINKER, ASSHOLE!"
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
*BLINKAH
YeahLinguisticsBitch
Not even close to everyone says y'all.
0cratr0per
all y'all y'all means all you all you all
ZookeeperFloyd
In Britain instead of saying "Let's have sex" you'd say "fancy a propa good shag behind mackies init"
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Depends on where you're from. Sometimes it's "ennit" rather than "innit".
GremGrem
Instead of saying “I care about you”, my Australian friend says “Get Fucked”
Darkspire
He doesn't really care if he hasn't referred to you as a cunt.
GremGrem
The sign of true friendship
Omny
In bird they say "u want sum fuk?"
howstuffworks
In Nerd you say the same thing by awkwardly staring at each other.
drunkPandabear
Beautiful.
magoslich
what about some cheeky Nandos?
Housemaster
"OI! YA WANT TO GET A GOOD OL' LEG OVA IN DA BLOKE'S DUNNY?"
ZookeeperFloyd
maybe in the 1950s someone would say that
WhyDontYouMakeMe
Isn't Mackies Australian for McDonald's?
supermeatboi
and British
theattacktitan
Macca's is Australian for McDonald's
WhyDontYouMakeMe
The only thing I know for certain in Australian is Goon Bag, because boxed wine is better in bags
ChloeRed
Chav too.
Nikolai5
Some of us call McDonald's Maccies in England as well. At least where I am they do.
Garbinator
Mackie D's where I'm from
Nikolai5
Yeah that here as well but less popular.
IDevelopGamesAndShitButMainlyGames
I think that's Maccas
MogseyInnit
*Australia is britain* (commonwealth)
FeckinStraya
No.
CliffWestern
TIL all British people are conceived behind Mcdonalds
RoodBow
It's a crackin doggin spot right up there with the clifton suspension bridge, least if you don't fancy wankin off at home
TwinkleTeal
Maccas
Gorzine
French guy here: "tu me manques" exactly means "i miss you". "You are missing from me" would be a terrible litteral translation.
nardiza
Hmmm. Correction. "Tu me manque" would be "you miss me" because french is a terrible language. I miss you = "je te manque".
PrincessWasabi
ImCranky
Well now I’m sad. And left with only ‘all y’alls’ and shit
Grabbsy
My rench is rusty, is it possible the literal translation would be "I'm missing from you"? I thought "I miss you" would be "Je te manques".
WhotheFuckAretheArcticMonkeyss
Yup. That. To me more precise the real translation would be “you are missing to me”
Gorzine
Thanks for conpensating my lack of english knowledge! You are correct.
minuteye
Doesn't the subject pronoun come before the object pronoun? Why is 'tu' not the subject here?
Memaleph
Tu is the subject. Tu me manques = tu manques à moi (it's the idea, but it's not correct French). In this case, missing is "directed" ./.
Memaleph
differently between French and English. However, I missed the target = j'ai manqué la cible, here "miss" has the same meaning in both lang.
Pikachu8091
"Tu" is the subject, "me" is who the verb is directed at.
minuteye
1/ Yeah, so from an English perspective, it would translate as "You *are missed by* me" because we don't have a single verb that conveys
minuteye
2/ that meaning. I get that French speakers don't get that out of it, but in totally literal terms it's a closer translation than "I miss
minuteye
3/ you", because "I" is not the subject and "you" is not the object.
ublmeister
Latin dude here, its what you call an intransitive verb with accusative of person, tl;dr its a holdover from latin verbs with no subject
minuteye
Kind of like a Latin deponent verb?
brassinpocket
stop making me learn things
minuteye
Never! (from the Old English ne- "not" and -aefre "ever")
ublmeister
Not exactly, deponent verbs are those that are passive in form but active in meaning (followed by me= I follow) intransitives are like (1/2)
ublmeister
placuit me (it is pleasing to me/ I like to)
SpaceballsTheComment
In German, we have both: "Ich vermisse dich" (I miss you) and "Du fehlst mir" (You are missing from me).
TrustMeIAmTheGovernment
You have the best language
Sin0l4
Do they have the same meaning?
SpaceballsTheComment
Yes.
Shistosomiasis
Why is it not "Je te manques"?
KharnTheAngry
You could say that with a "?" at the end, it would be a question, but besides that, its basically sayin "you miss me"
ublmeister
Latin dude here, its what you call an intransitive verb with accusative of person, tl;dr its a holdover from latin verbs with no subject
WhotheFuckAretheArcticMonkeyss
That would translate to “I am missing to you”, like a piece would miss to an engine
actuallyjustluke
But...'je t'aime' means "I love you", and not "I am love to you", which is odd because they appear to be the same grammatical construction.
WhotheFuckAretheArcticMonkeyss
You are mixing transitive and intransitive verbs here my dear!
Themanwithathousanddongs
Saying "je te manque" would imply you know the feelings of the person for you. Saying "tu me manque" could be translated as 1/2
Themanwithathousanddongs
"I'm not complete without you" whereas saying "je te manque" would be "you're not complete without me". Kind of. A bit presomptuous
geonerd
You just need better reflexes.
smoothoprater
Nice one.
geonerd
You guys surprise me - I figured no one would actually get that joke :)
TheFrenchGirl
"je" is "I", not "me". But "the" is for "you" only as the "target", not the "active" person. For the "active you", it's "Tu". 1/2
TheFrenchGirl
More or less: Je tu il nous vous ils. Moi toi lui elle nous vous eux.
TheFrenchGirl
Shitty auto correct: "te" is for non active "you", of course.
OneMillionAntz
Y’all’ll say y’all’s too
TedTheMan
There are millions of them.
Rengii
Y'all'ah
LegoStomper
Whom'st've
SpotIsInDaBLDG
*makes brain ride dick*
XanCrews
All y'all?
mmaatt8
Y'all'd've been right about that too
CanonInTheStreetsFanonInTheSheets
WHOMSTVE
b00gi
Whomst'd've?
Raspootin
All Yinz talk weird n'at
AreYouFuckinSorryIsAStupidComment
Pittsburgh makes me vomit.
LettucePrime
No sammiches fer you. It's 'cause uh the Stillers, inn't it? Your quarterback just needs adjust'n. Ain't nobody beats Big Ben.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
Amglad ians can come downtan fer boutanhour
LettucePrime
Oh my god I audibly heard every syllable in that sentence. Good work man. Good work.
GremGrem
Mayonnaise some big tires on that truck
LordGODMemester
Funny in the north east we say yousguyses
Lavie154
And in the southwest we all say dude. EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING IS DUDE
GoldFromTheNobles
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
If Y'all'd've just what what yall meant from the beginning then y'alldnt have had to do all y'all'll be doin now - real thing I said ystrdy
AwkwardKeming
y'all'd'nt've*
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
very true
OkayWellThenFine
"Yin'z going dahone tahone?"
PapaStromboli
Am I having a stroke?
biggwhytey
No, but bames nond's having a stronk.
whiskeyvillage
Hey y'all, as a Texan, this makes perfect sense.
CreepyPhlox
Was just coming down here to say, sometimes the group is possessive, in which case it's "y'all's" lol!
complimentpin
all Y'all's't've' y'all's too