The 312th vol. of "I'm not actually removing these from my phone, I just wanted to share them so I could feel some sort of connection in this dismal world" Dumps

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I added a whole bunch to the version of this I stole

I added just a little bit to the version of this I stole

Oh, and whoever it is that has been following me around for over a week and downvoting every single one of my comments, not just on my own posts, but on everyone else's, too...

I don't know what I did that offended you *so much* that you feel the need to waste your time DVing me, but it's time that you quit being a coward and left a comment identifying yourself as the downvoter.

EVERY SINGLE POST, COMMENT AND REPLY, you guys! Even (and especially) the ones where I am supporting the commenter above, or literally just having a convo in the comments! Who the h•ck does that?!

Seems like something that the person who stole my late Grandmother's Buddha statue out of my garden would do. Except *that* person returned it weeks later after seeing my sign to please return it.

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TheFastpaws

#35 I want it but my claustrophobia also says no.

3 years ago |

Kittensandyarns

#5 And that's why Michael Collins wasn't allowed to walk on the moon.

BarkingBlackbird

Definitely a Being John Malkovich situation.

Columbus43219

#2 (bachelor but with bros) And at the end, they STILL would not have learned anyone's name.

OKSasquatch

But they'd all give each other nicknames like Timbo, Danger Dan, and Skeezy Pete, and have a kickass fantasy football league.

Unclescam

#2 they would never finish a season. Either a set of bros bail before the primary choosing bro gets to choose or the the chooser and 3 or 4 contestants quit before the final rose ceremony.

tinybartender

But they could call the show Friennaisance.

Sechran

#31 - ... lol noob? ... What? Setting aside the fact that the water is mocking her, how can she be a "noob" at drinking water? What, was she turned into a Giraffetaur and still figuring things out?

SmoeAhsolse

Just weaned off the teat. (The real answer is that most of the time when someone uses "noob" they are just using it when they believe the subject isn't good at something.)

drpain522

#47 only the person who lives there can invite a vampire

gnomedeplume

it's like holy symbols they require belief and if there's enough strength of the belief that a judicial order overrides the rights of the owner then they can enter. unless there's running water between them and the door.

DecidedlyUglyFatFool

#31 They have hands. They can hold a cup or ladle to scoop water.

kellaroo

#6 would be like Being John Malkovich

SarahTheEverlame

That's exactly what I was imagining.

TI99Kitty

#16 - "He rang a bell at feeding time, causing it to salivate in anticipation." The BELL was salivating?

yes. it's a mimic, don't approach it.

#6 Time and Relative Dimension in Space. Sorry, I used to be a minor Doctor Who nerd.

Arcanum3000

#6 On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. 'tis a silly place.

epistlero

Somebody is downvoting all your comments and you are upvoting everyones comments, it sounds like you've got an evil twin, they probably actually remove their memes however

Clayman8

ChareAndFlaff

I love it. Source?

Red Alert 3, Soviet campaign near the end iirc.

Navrodel

NorthmanoftheNorth

As a Norwegian kid, very much isolated from most of Hollywood, RA3 was my first introduction to Tim Curry. I was used to cut scenes in games being played by the developers or smalltime actors. Can you imagine my confusion and delight when I discovered this guy "got into movies for being I a game"? I was 25 years old when I realized it didn't happen in that order.

dantedemanour

#24 july "try that in a small town."

InfocalypseRising

#2 v

PotatoCheesMonk

Lol I have a downvote fairy too. They are so much fun.

InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde

I had one too but I was able to identify them and get the mods to make them stop.

How were you able to identify them?

Luck, mostly. They were the kind of person who angrily downvotes all your comments when you reply to them. And we only said a couple things to each other, and it wasn't personal or anything. About crafts I believe. And she got really angry for no reason I could see and downvoted all my comments and blocked me. I was like, wtf? But just assumed she was a bit nuts and went on with my life. Then a few days later all my comments were downvoted, going back a couple of weeks. Then I had a couple /1

days of no downvotes. I thought it was over then, but no, every few days she would go into my history and download everything she hadn't already downvoted. I suspected her because of the irrational anger she'd already shown. I went into her history, and sure enough, she only had comments/posts every couple days, lining up with when the rushes of downvotes were coming. So I reported her with my suspicions and why I thought it was her. The mods did something so she couldn't post/upvote/downvote /2

for 5 days or something. During that time, no downvotes. Then on the day she had access again, they told me she was back. Sure enough, everything downvoted again. I don't know what they did after that, but it stopped. /3

TheOneTrueZippy8

#36 reminds me rather too much of......

Millstone85

#42

holliday0

This was a fun dump. I’m off to upvote all your stuff to cancel out that assclown.

jarethholt12

#42 i am slow, please explain 😖

Alexap30

Melanie Noelle <-> Melanie No L = Meanie.

meganical

Co-worker misheard: Michelle “No L” as in there is no L in the name Michelle

randomwalrus

So, Michele?

yuugian

Melanie? With no "L" would be Meanie. Michele came out of nowhere and still has an "L" in it

chrisjfinlay

Melanie, not Michelle.

NErDYRuhmPshaKah

Ahh...

Skeevethegreat

#47 pretty obvious it's a mo. A warrant isn't the house's occupant giving permission.

LordAndSaviourBirdJesus

Vampire law still applies

Gestalt7

A warrant is an invitation to enter from the civil authority, so it might apply. They could definitely enter if the resident is dead so also makes homicide a viable focus for Vampire Cop.

MetalhedMatt

#24 obviously July is gonna be Barbenheimer

ThatQuietlySmirking

#6 But everyone fucks in Westeros too.

everyone with a fancy name and title, everyone else is sword fodder, dragon food or ice zombie bait

BuickRiviera

I know I was kinda thinking Westeros is the most intriguing so long as you just run for the hills when the rich people are fighting. Stay outta kings landing etc

TotallyNotTheNSAGuys

Quite often their sibling, though

Frogapus

#6 Can I opt for a door to the Pokemon world? it actually seems pretty chill and fun to exist in.

darkdragonempress

Id feel bad making them fight.

you don't have to unless you're an 8 year old in a small village with a single parent who wants you out of the house so they can start banging the local professor

IdiotSavantTinker

#11 I've ridden some actual dirt bikes that certainly had an opinion on whether or not I should be alive.

omegaprimus01

#33 the bottom right one is worth about $3.50.

Tree. Fiddy.

SteelSpaceBandit

reliablydefiant

Someone explain #42 to my friend?

"Michelle no L", apparently.

Why are people saying Michelle?! It says Melanie!

No idea. Brain fog, maybe?

IKR? It confuses me too.

Noelle sounds like "no L", as in Melanie, No L

invaderjak

#3 Solution:

EggFooYung

Chun Li in high school.

or you could call the general to send out 99 fighter jets

Sarpedan

Chun-Li training for the new game i see

awesalots

Does she have pokey heels? I have a pair of pokey heels. I was happy to have them one night when I was nervous while out late, but then I accidentally stepped on the toes of a guy I really liked! Poor guy was bleeding! I took him home and made him a tuna sandwich (which for some reason seemed like the right thing to do while I was very tipsy). No, that is not a euphemism. Wait maybe it is we definitely had sex.

morningxafter

I think maybe she just sharpened her toenails?

outlanderengine

I feel like she needs to trim her toenails.

not until she pops all 99 balloons

MektaSatakOz

That skirt looks amazing and I want one.

MasterMookie

I kinda hate and love that skirt. Its beautiful but fuckin denim!?!

DarthZartanyus

Nah, this is but fuckin denim: https://www.levi.com/US/en_US/clothing/men/jeans/levis-pride-denim-chaps/p/377660000

gazedo13

Anyone else remember that computer balloon game from the late 90s?. You like shot an arrow at balloons. That was my favorite..

[deleted]

3 years ago (deleted Jul 27, 2023 4:20 AM) |

Haha that's right I think. Hahaha

IAmTheBadW01f

It's still around, with a bunch of spinoff tower defense games and other spinoffs. "Bloons"

DigiT00l

#24, I guess I missed May

I'm missing Jan, April and May. Can trade for the rest.

January is a cheating cop, April is bigotry

Swinkerton

It's cruel and fatphobic. You missed nothing!

Same, who is that?

ExistentialDreadlocks

A 10

Flabort

For me, it's march.

blumpk1npie

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gorlock-the-destroyer

im25ok

Oh. Glad i missed that

Aww, I feel sorry for her now. Like if she was some Karen acting like a bitch that’s one thing, but to just drag her like that just for being obese is a dick move.

so, fatshaming as per usual

Same. Also January. I don’t remember either of these.

January was that cop who was in a threesome or a gangbang with other officers I think, but I'm stumped on May.

Ah, I vaguely remember reading something about that, but I was out to sea with extremely limited internet connection.

That must have been nice.

JustJoshinya9001

I only saw an ad of that lady on Snapchat but it seemed the usual “person bitches about people who don’t like her” kinda deals

Well I know May although it wasn't particularly nice

PwnageHobo

I'm glad I missed that one

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