CruiseForLife
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Jul 20, 2026 2:48 PM
CruiseForLife
1500
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omuaomua
The end.
djhash
@Starkanddormy
ThatSonOfaBitch
Aaaand you've run out of disk space.
IamnotarobitIseethenumber2
Aren't all nights dark?
cattlegrazer82
Go to the eye doctor, dude.
Cyclicus
Nice to see I'm not the only one with an SE in active service. ImageWriter or StyleWriter?
OhIfIMust
Years ago, I had a chance to smuggle (steal) a complete SE/30 from a university laboratory; it had been set out for Surplus, and it was there for a long time before finally getting collected. I was too chicken, and the poor thing has since been completely destroyed. It's probably just as well, because if anyone had cared to report the theft and try to figure it out, it would likely have been simple enough to figure out it was me.
GoodGuyGonzo
Silentype
AyatollahBahloni
"... three robbers sat in a cave... "
duktayp
All work and no play makes Jack a Dull Boy
AvsFreak
Smashaga
I had taken a creative writing course.
draconicus
Sick keyboard
CrisprCAS
...but I didn't have any rum, so I went to the liquor store.
TransPropergander
Look at you, big ole fancy-pants, using a newfangled "computer" contraption instead of the typewriter or pad of paper that has been good enough for every other writer until they built that unnatural plastic box you're so proud of. I bet you don't even have cool adventures, like dogfighting the red baron or something, to write about.
GenXHippie
joeyecho101
Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed.
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.
GenXHippie
duktayp
My horse had no name
friendsofsandwiches
I've seen that as a doorstop.
petrichordreams
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It_was_a_dark_and_stormy_night
Umkontodon
The end.
kisselFL
WackyMcBackStab
The night was moist...
OhIfIMust
@starkanddormy
TwoBitGreaser
But I opted for a mojito instead.
Unfortunate500
Mostlydeadpool
now I need to make a batman themed sorceror/bard with some fighter thrown in. Dark And Stormy Knight.
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
OhIfIMust
Rob McKenna was a miserable bastard, and he knew it.
Mostlydeadpool
"...because he'd had a lot of people point it out to him over the years, and he saw no reason to disagree with them—except the obvious one, which was that he liked disagreeing with people."
FredGarvinMaleProstitute