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Does anyone actually like them? Have they even tried honeycrisp?
The blue ones, specifically
Would try
Evil bread
Or in my case, I’m given soy milk
And pay $27.95 for it
This is why I hate cooking
It’s true
Got worried for a second there
This is my mother
Taco Bell
Perfect
Ugh, is this Dasani?
I mean, it’s not completely unhealthy
Based off the bananas in my house
Why call it berry?
My kids could NEVER
Did laugh
Me, every night
Food pyramid is dumb anyway
True
Perfect for a bad day
JStengah
#47
peterchen
#3 I'm old enough to remember delicous Red Delicouses.
dooremouse
dooremouse
lezgetfukkinreal
#3 my wife likes red delicious and when it see her looking to buy them I'm like why??? When you can have waves at 20 different flavors all of these... but i dunno she likes them
Magpiebones
Is she a horse?
dashers
#3 Royal Gala every day of the week. I've also got my own Red Devil tree which is very nice.
SlyMrFox
#3 I personally wouldn't go this far, but I do agree that the name, Red Delicious, is a bold faced lie!
dooremouse
itsthevoiceman
#13 - Krang?
AndTheArghnauts
#47 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1MTl6NTVqbmgzMng1cnh3c2lwOXZwN3l6YWtkd2FvcjliMGZ3MW9lbSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/gN9NBeFnPoo7u/200w.webp
taegeu
honeycrisps wish they were ambrosia's. Which leads into golden delicious apples also being better than honeycrisps.
thotterpop
#12 what did they do wrong? They did what you asked.
iDuckling
#19 works backwards too
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Gross! ;)
themadprofessor
#3 I prefer Golden Delicious apples, myself.
sybertear
#16 i feel i just watched a cartoon
FallWind
#TeamToaster
Quebeker
I was there Gandalf…
susagemeat
If You didn't have to eat to survive, would You still do it?
AngelBolen91
Honestly, not for most things, but my husband loves to cook, and I love things he makes for me. Or like one of 3 recipes I know.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Yup
somerandomusernamebecauseididntlikemyoldone
Food is amazing. I feel like the question is on par with asking people why they have sex (not for procreation) because it isn't needed for individual survival. Or why they read or watch TV or anything that many people find enjoyable and is not tied to survival.
itsthevoiceman
When I'm not homeless, I make batches of 40+ cookies. They aren't necessary for my survival. But they ARE necessary for my survival.
friendsofsandwiches
#12 is that a bagel?
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Nooo so ewwww
merrowcattech
Try a cosmo apple OP. They are almost as good as Honey Crisp.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
I have and I do like them
freshthrowaway1138
#3 Has anyone actually ate an apple from a tree? Anything in the grocery stores has been stored for months and years. I wonder what an actually ripe red delicious tastes like?
GigglySprinkleCupcake
I wonder that too
DasSpasseste
So much shame about just eating food to keep yourself alive... Why? Being skinny does not mean being healthy. Or 'better' than others
RedJacketHero
#9 judy hopps and nick wilde every day
Eldibs
#18 As Sir PTerry once wrote, food eaten while walking has no calories. Also, a chocolate that ends up being one you didn't like doesn't count as a chocolate.
morningxafter
#12
Tobbsdasock
#11 You can’t fool me, those are deep fried headcrabs.
Imadethisaccounttopost
#2 I've only ever had "Red Delicious" my entire life
I never knew of an of these other breeds...
Granted, last time I had an apple was......... wow...decades?
Maybe munches pieces for a snack on an air line trip or food kit, but.. I can't remember the last time I had an apple.. I remember the orchards back in Saginaw Mi.... and the cider donuts.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Try literally any other kind of reddish apple.
laternamagicalux
Try literally any other kind of apple.
(There's a pale yellow one who kinda sucks too, but tons of any and all colors that don't, so I'll stick to saying try any other. Preferably one that someone, anyone, recommend locally.)
euphoricopportunity
#3 honeycrisp are not even in my top 20 apple varieties. They're too sweet. These years, I am partial to pink lady, jonagold, opal, crispin. I do like gold delicious, empire, 20 ouncer, northern spies, idareds, macintosh, although they're not as good as when I was a kid. Granny Smiths are okay. I grew up around apples and they were always better right from the farm.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
Granny Smiths are meant for apple pie only, imho.
morningxafter
#28
Tommyboypsp
lmao the ladder
morningxafter
#11
LostChats
+1. Curious if folks really prefer that red (sweet & sour?) sauce over the hot mustard sauce? I’ve always seen hot mustard or chile oil sauce.
GigglySprinkleCupcake
I do not like that one. There’s a semi clear, orangey one that’s much better. Best one was an in house made version at a Chinese place in Germany. I could drink that stuff. Sadly, don’t live there anymore.
Mechwarrior719
#3 they actually weren’t bad but they were so selectively bred for their color, shape, and hardiness that the flavor and texture suffered. I remember a local orchard grew Red Delicious apples and they were amazing.
Nowadays, though, they are red garbage.
migratingotter
They don’t let them ripen on the tree as long then they use that gas to “ripen” them. That’s the problem with most of the fruits in a supermarket. Grow your own tomatoes, easiest fruit to grow next to jalepenos and pablanos. These chilis are easy to freeze, I cut the paplanos in strips (Philly steak sandwiches) or dice (chili or soups) then freeze. Still have some from last summer.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yeah, they used to actually be good. Now they're all mealy and flavourless.
NaughtButOne
Red Delicious are... 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 when peeled. The skin is so thick and bitter. The apple flesh is still kind of mealy, but tastes good enough. It'd be nice if they restored some heirloom varieties, though.
I'm not a huge fan of honeycrisp; a bit too sweet. Would prefer a typical McIntosh or Cortlands are my favorite but harder to track down.
Quebeker
Same happened to tomatoes
smorsdoeuvres
The reds are no longer delicious
Tomatoes seem to have suffered the same fate honestly
laternamagicalux
Thankfully tomatoes are still amazing where I live (have heard horror stories about American tomatoes) but the Red Garbage apples are mealy and flavorless here too.
smorsdoeuvres
The tomatoes followed suit, they’re horrible.
Mealy, tasteless. I avoid them at most restaurants unless they are local or home grown .. we had a tomato blight years back and they never seemed to really recover after that but this article says the problem has been going for much longer- it’s the same issue as the red delicious; bred for quantity, shipping and supermarket shelves, and not quality. https://www.foodrepublic.com/1565930/why-tomatoes-less-flavorful/