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I know he doesn't do this all the time and even if he did it's not my business, but those moments should be only for him. And I'm not insecure about him watching porn, heck, everyone has needs and I get it. Id rather him watch porn than cheat. So I just make sure that I'm conscious that we share a bedroom together and want him to never feel like he can't treat the room like his own and be worried he can't indulge himself if need be.
SlutAtNight
I feel like this is a PSA from a dude
breadeggsandwich
You da real MVP
boobphysicist
JoeButtcrack
Hell no! Bust in like the Kool-aid Man screaming "Oh Yeah!" and grab ahold of his man-hog and beat it like it owes you money!
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CanYouNotMyWaywardSon
I always ask my lady when she's coming home so I can put on pants and pretend I'm not a piece of shit who played video games all damn day
humanitysucks7
I mean he's caught me playing games all day too so i can't judge lol
gamesthatiplay
My wife tries to surprise me all the time. Nope not watching porn just living a dull boring life.
vauhtihirmu
Cool policy, but more of a Gina than a Confession.
Dilligaffin
I'm sure he and his other girlfriends appreciate it.
shadysocks
Sometimes it's best if you don't see how bizarre his porn has gotten.
supersharkdinosaur
I used to so this with my ex bf.. on some unconscious level I just didn't want to caught him cheating on me
supersharkdinosaur
Already found out other ways about the "others"
baconthatisall
I learned the hard way by walking in on him mid fap. I got laid so it wasn't all bad but now the joke is "coming home, put your dick away"
NelsaroniandCheese
I thought it was always good manners to announce yourself before you arrive. Because of unwarranted awkward moments you cANT TAKE BACK LISA
Gold666Skull
breal08
He better keep you
JudgeRhymehold
That way he can get them dressed and out the door!
andnosobabin
I don't believe you exist.
BurritoParty
You win. You get a flight.
Chemeli
As an insecure woman, this impresses me. Not that i would keep my man to watch porn... Not that i have a man..*goes in corner and cries*
humanitysucks7
Keep your chin up girl, there is either a good man or a cat out there waiting.
Chemeli
I'm allergic to cats
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bladderinfection
We usually lock a door. It will give us the 0.45-3 second head start to 'looking normal'. Though, I make sure my teen boys know I'm home.
DannyDLC
Next lvl. Jerk him off as he watch's it but hide underneath the covers w/o its like you're not even there.
junkywithamonkey
bonus round:make ghost noises
IFoldlyGo
Special: Be invisible - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIZhBUXNwzw (NSFW)
Mambo129
But if you catch him in the act, then you could just finish him off, I'm sure he'd appreciate it!
RevnaBirger
Have you a sister thats single?
OverBandit89
I don't get it. He'd rather masturbate to porn than fuck his girlfriend??
Confusedpete
You are the real mvp
ThisIsJustMySecondNSFWAccountMoveAlongOrPMmeIDontCare
Not all heroes wear capes.
IFoldlyGo
If she does it right, she only wears a cape
spookysexyskeleton
some wear bras
Presquire
AuroraNora33
wat
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theGOsingleD
Maybe her bf did the superman on her so... Maybe she does...
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calebthestork
+1
Nimin
I mean we don't know OP. maybe she does.
MattTimesTwenty
thdudedude
I text my wife and she does the same in case we get in a wreck or break down on the way home. I
ShospleColupis
Both he and your sister appreciate it.
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
"Step" sister
thestorkasaurus
ForTheSlowPeople
This was the best movie to have ever been made
Jushtan
We'll, with a comment like that...I need the title of said movie
ForTheSlowPeople
Monty Python and the holy grail
Jushtan
Jeeze. I should have guessed that, but I've only seen it once.
IAlwaysUpvoteHermione
This, sir, is my kind of humour. Thank you +1
labhat
*mom
jhunterny
I like people like you
FartMitzvah
*his sister
SupaCabra
veryscare
*Their sister
ElFlaco9
http://giphy.com/gifs/IUZtGhVO8hZ6w
Sandman801
Roll tide feller
GermanMandrake
woa...first post in a long time for a legit laugh out loud
thesetacosarestale
*my sister
Sijil
I mean youre his brother so is there amy difference?
RulesOfImgur
*your mother
Arracor
PINK SISTER!!!!!
DungeonMaster69
Sweet home Alabama
zekeiso420
DA NA DA NA DA NA DA NA
wisestonerolling
Not trying to pick a fight here but why do people say "I'd rather him watch porn than cheat"? The two should not be related...at all.
afterdinneromelets
I think it depends on the person. For me, masturbation & sex are very different, but one can be used as a (poor) substitute for the other.
SofaKingSpecial
That's fair, I know for myself, masturbation has more in common with going to the bathroom than actual sex with another person.
thisisnttuna
They are not. op is young with a new SO. I thought the same thing 20 yrs ago. 20+yrs later in my marriage, THEY ARE NOTHING ALIKE.
wisestonerolling
I do feel the prearrival txt is courteous ftr
onefootout
It shouldn't be, AFAIC.. Self pleasure is personal, and should be an add'l Wee! Not a stand-in for having sexy times with your spouse. Imo.
humanitysucks7
Just a general summery of a very broad topic. But more so I don't want him to feel like he doesn't feel welcome to explore his sexual needs
BearPerson
After all: If you don't know what gets yourself off, how are you supposed to communicate what you'd like others to do with you?
humanitysucks7
And preferences, within our relationship. I'm not condoning cheating but I do hope he explores all likes and dislikes to be a more complete
humanitysucks7
Person. I hope he doesn't feel afraid to explore and feel like I limit him. Not to say there aren't boundaries but part of what I find
humanitysucks7
Important in a relationship is feeling comfortable to express yourself and growth and trying new things not just sexually.
thisisnttuna
GIVE HIM ANAL AND HE'LL BE HAPPY. Enuff sed. It really is that simple.
BRM15EOL
That's an incredibly mature and responsible way of looking at it. Way to go
missbelled
Hey, this is the kind of attitude that let me find out a lot about myself while still being secure with my wonderful girlfriend. You rock.
thisisnttuna
1 more thing: If I had to do 1 thing different: LEARN TO PICK YOUR BATTLES. Is it really worth fighting over smelly sponges?
13Alpha
My First Sgt told me years ago, quarters save marriages. Give her a call on your way home, so Jody can sneak out the back door.
ProbablyDrunkAgain
Yep, seen a few surprise returns from deployment end up in divorce.
Zootsoot
Or...even better, so she can put the kids to bed, shower , and get in bed nekkid to wait for you
Aquaticlemming
I like the way you think...
MundaneFinality
I've only ever heard Jody as a female name, in which case this sounds like the opposite of a problem.
Supernerdtastic
I can think of 2 I've known off the top of my head, both male xD
Nalianna
I spoke to a male Jody on the phone less than an hour ago. He's a police superintendent.
Khaylain
You mean someone called Jody, or a "Jody"?
Nalianna
A gentleman, whose first name is Jody.
thatguysusernameisalreadytaken
God Damn Jody. I go out the front door for work and he comes in the back door for play
JonHooman
Cums*
MundaneFinality
I've only ever heard Jody as a female name, in which case this sounds like the opposite of a problem.
Zootsoot
Or...even better, so she can put the kids to bed, shower , and get in bed nekkid to wait for you!
HeDaGeiBoi
Your first sgt sounds like a fucking cuck.. did you tell him to go fuck himself all the way back to his whore wife, then spit in his eye?
SlabGizor117
(1/1)A guy I know who joined the national guard told a story from basic training of somebody who asked his drill sergeant(instructor?) if...
SlabGizor117
His wife was with Jody, cause he was an idiot. The guy got so mad that the other drill Sergeants/instructors had to pull him away cause...
SlabGizor117
Oh crap, I suck at numbering things. Wow. Anyways, they were afraid he would actually hurt the guy. I'm stupid, I suck at imgur, sorry :P
NationalistCanadianMooseWarrior
Shush. Most people don't even number their comments.
SlabGizor117
Haha
ElpresidenteRazgriz
Sancho!
HitlersWeiner
I hate to admit this, but I've been Jody/:
SwordOfAlabastor
Get your own bear!
abruptlycontriveddingo
Fuck you, Jody!
IATTM
On purpose?
HitlersWeiner
I banged a girl at my unit while her boyfriend (now fiancé) was still at basic training.
TheGokuButton
That was not decent of you but +1 for your honesty. I bet everyone was Jody at one point in their life. Prefer to here it, than to suppress.
TheGokuButton
That was not decent of you but +1 for your honesty. I bet everyone was Jody at one point in their life. Prefer to here it, than to suppress.
Bradandboujee
That is exceptionally shitty of you
anubis19ak
This is one of the most considerate things I've ever read.
DickDastardly404
sure, but OP, you should TELL him this. No need for smoke and mirrors.
humanitysucks7
Oh I told him. Don't you worry :)
RegularLegs
The way I see it, if he doesn't mind me doing it, I don't mind him doing it. It's a 2 way street. Not fair for one if it's not ok for both.
TedTheMan
Good job.
RonaldFckingSwanson
Blow job.
mamavoodoo
I wanna girlfriend like that, high five to you young high five
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Rottenwillie03
Exactly, I'll never cheat but I'm a mad masturbator. Good attitude.
FetterlessBiped
Heck, even the text is lowercase and easy on the eyes
CertifiedPreOwnedButtPlug
Haha I do this, too, actually.
MotherflippersThinkEverythingIsAMotherflippingJoke
I just lock my front door. My SO keeps losing his keys so he has to knock.
Octuu
You go girl! Are you single?
racl101
Now that's the kind of girlfriend you should wife. Chicks who know the deal!
humanitysucks7
Also congrats on making top comment
HeyZeusPourMeAnotherGlass
I'd rather she surprise me and join in. Unless I have freaky shit on... In which case, she better not forget the strap-on and jellybeans.
jcod
I'm curious what the jellybeans are for
hawkeye23
Yeah and what's the strap-on for?
HeyZeusPourMeAnotherGlass
It's sort of like the trick with the yo-yo and the pineapple.
jcod
....wut
Rin007
I for one don't like how she equates masturbating to porn and thus not cheating.
Zootsoot
I caught my guy with a pocket p*ssy next to him when I came home once. He was mortified, I lol'd and told him it was cool. It's HIS body
Zootsoot
I just told him "orgasms are like snacks- sometimes you're the only one who knows how to fix exactly what you're craving."
humanitysucks7
I think it depends upon your relationship and what you find acceptable and not. Just because you have a different opinion doesn't make it
humanitysucks7
Wong. You are welcome to disagree. No hurt feelings
Dayrest
You think watching porn is cheating? Honest question...
Rin007
...no! "Id rather him watch porn than cheat." I just think it's crappy saying that.
Super90nova
I don't think she's equating it, just saying that most women don't like their bfs watching porn. So she'd rather him watch it than cheat
humanitysucks7
Going to copy paste what I said earlier to save time. "Just a general summery of a very broad topic. But more so I don't want him to feel
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welcome to explore his sexual needs And preferences, within our relationship. I'm not condoning cheating but I do hope he explores all likes
gingermoll
I don't think you're getting your point across very well..
TheKatodrome
Or imgur points for that matter.....
Riddick11
If you catch him on accident just watch it together. Fun for everyone
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LordMoo
You commented this twice...
swanglemydangle
Yeah, mobile glitch sometimes. Thanks
BananaForScaIe
Exactly. Even if it's just once a year it's a nice way to reinforce that it's really NBD to you.
RachelRamen
You have my respect! ✊
RachelRamen
Yaaaaaass.
swanglemydangle
And get your mouth down there to catch it
HellomynameisSatan
Not if his thing is forced hentai monster squid shit.
thegarlicawakens
Maintain eye contact. "Help my hand and my dick are fighting!"
VegilSam
what if hes watching some really fucked up shit
TraitorousTrump3
Shell-less turtle porn is ok right?
jacblake
Belly gurgle porn
Riddick11