Mar 14, 2019 10:41 AM
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JeremyBearimy
Ya that is absolutely horrifying.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
BURNtheZEPPELIN
JeffGodofBiscuits
make sure the person filming likes you before you try this
AliBarber
Hmm. Sturgeon? Oh, oh no. No no no
LoganX283
https://imgur.com/PohbWHI
HelaSisterOfThor
Archer... what's your biggest fear?
Oldcarsarecool
This looks like the right setting for a @SeeThroughCanoe video.
notFromHereButStaying
Has Steve Irwin taught you nothing? Jump in and wrangle it!
bungleburger3000
There's a small chance he doesn't have his khakis on.
That would be a problem.
briham86
I watched Croc Hunter as a kid and thought "I could totally wrestle a gator." Then I saw one at a golf course and my instant reaction was
"Fuck that. Nope." They are way bigger than they look on TV.
mrgetumgone9
Crikey mate
Crocy
Drician
You are going to need a bigger boat.
SuperDramaticFusion
1100 men went in the water... 316 come out and the sharks took the rest.
dixierunner
Yes, that is where they live.
Dirtyraccon360
xynai
#straya
BigPharma
A scientific Diagram i made to explain how Gators and Crocodiles can blow bubbles from behind their heads.
AntiCircleJerker
TIL ...
DaDudeAbides
kinggavman
Jeasus christ the animation of crocodiles in tomb raider used to bother me now I see that was spot the fuck on how they move...
RXJ235231
Salt water crocodile?
commentsivehadafew
Also large bodies of crocodiles
zachtidmore
I'm mostly afraid of the mouth
Holla.
Mcmonkeybug
And crocodiles with large bodies
Cobaltdragonfly
Also large bodies under water
HalfThaiThiccyAllSheWannaDoIsBangkok
My buddy from England is super scared of the ocean and it's contents but was visiting Australia and the Barrier Reef so I told him 1/
Straight up there's no way you're leaving without going diving. He's terrified mostly of sharks and jellyfish but on that trip I stupidly 2/
Backed into a bit of coral and got a piece stuck in my back which led to a blood infection. After a week of this tiny scratch on my back 3/
Absolutely hurting like a biiiitch I went to the doctor who gave me anti biotics to kill the infection, but they didn't work. The next 4/
Week I went back and the piece stuck in my back was trying to grow a new reef. Ended up getting a chunk of my back cut out. Keep your and 5/
darkninja2992
I like large bodied crocodile girls
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
and I cannot lie
beccalikesstuff
That’s a damn leopleurodon, that is...
atomicmonkeyfarts
A nopeadile
Serendiipity
Moved to Georgia from Michigan; Public swimming access has warnings that gators are around. Security says it's a insurance sign.
For if a gator shows up. They pulled an 18 footer out a couple weeks ago..gonna go find a pool instead.
Blazefast
Our most fearsome animal is the cow, i love the Netherlands!
LeviathanOmega
Cows kill more people than snakes, sharks and crocodiles combined.
ThePowerOf42
Ugh.. i just hate it when people wear crocs
Arvannies
Pfffft. As if it had ever went away.
zero2Hunnid
Crocodile vs shark.... who would win?
Escapist83
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o7nLZWyinI
ghosthogger
This week on SYFY
BORGALOOGIE
?noredirect
One8updude
Just watched that episode last night.
Probably one of the best episodes of the entire show.
foobar26
Oh my god. What season is that from? That’s hilarious
zuken
Season 6 I believe.
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Always upvote Archer
ghost650
of crocodiles?
GlassCannon570
The actually did change, and the earlier version was worse.
Jamerperson
Beat me to it. And with a better quality gif
snooabusiness
WAITING FOR THE NIGHT! OH OH!
therockknight1
RAY SHUT THE HELL UP!!
Cyril: "What do crocodiles eat?" Archer: "Everything! They eat everything! And fear is their bacon bits."
Well you just lost yourself a hat!
vindik8or
The body of water doesn't have to be very large at all to hide one of those fellas.
Jambersome
I live in Georgia. I will never swim in a pond, lake, or any natural body of water. Fuck that.
Bernifal
I live in a completely harmless British coastal city and I still won’t get in the water.
kimmie71490
When I first moved to Mississippi, I used to swim in the rivers. Now I don’t...now that I know what lives in them.
MackinawPeach
I grew up swimming in the Tombigbee and never thought twice about it. I wouldn’t set foot in it now.
Exactly
I don't know why people downvoted you. there's scary critters in the rivers here
I don’t care about the arrows. Ha.
CrazyCatLad
Went to Lake Allatoona. I didn't go in the water off our boat but they did find dead bodies at the lake that night! Not from crocs/gators.
Yeah, that’s north of Atlanta. Doesn’t surprise me.
Plus, 20+ cars were broken into. Someone in our party lost their laptop.
Yup. Same in Savannah. Tourist hunters, basically.
DeviantPhuq
Florida? Florida...
NoImDirtyDan
Odds are slim. Very few crocodiles in Florida
GrabherbythePuss
Imma take a guess at somewhere in Louisiana. Florida does have gators though.
Aaaahh that’s true
quietshift
JeremyBearimy
Ya that is absolutely horrifying.
RelatedSimpsonsPicOrGif
BURNtheZEPPELIN
JeffGodofBiscuits
make sure the person filming likes you before you try this
AliBarber
Hmm. Sturgeon? Oh, oh no. No no no
LoganX283
https://imgur.com/PohbWHI
HelaSisterOfThor
Archer... what's your biggest fear?
Oldcarsarecool
This looks like the right setting for a @SeeThroughCanoe video.
notFromHereButStaying
Has Steve Irwin taught you nothing? Jump in and wrangle it!
bungleburger3000
There's a small chance he doesn't have his khakis on.
notFromHereButStaying
That would be a problem.
briham86
I watched Croc Hunter as a kid and thought "I could totally wrestle a gator." Then I saw one at a golf course and my instant reaction was
briham86
"Fuck that. Nope." They are way bigger than they look on TV.
mrgetumgone9
Crikey mate
bungleburger3000
Crocy
Drician
You are going to need a bigger boat.
SuperDramaticFusion
1100 men went in the water... 316 come out and the sharks took the rest.
dixierunner
Yes, that is where they live.
Dirtyraccon360
xynai
#straya
BigPharma
A scientific Diagram i made to explain how Gators and Crocodiles can blow bubbles from behind their heads.
AntiCircleJerker
TIL ...
DaDudeAbides
kinggavman
Jeasus christ the animation of crocodiles in tomb raider used to bother me now I see that was spot the fuck on how they move...
RXJ235231
Salt water crocodile?
commentsivehadafew
Also large bodies of crocodiles
zachtidmore
I'm mostly afraid of the mouth
JeremyBearimy
Holla.
Mcmonkeybug
And crocodiles with large bodies
Cobaltdragonfly
Also large bodies under water
HalfThaiThiccyAllSheWannaDoIsBangkok
My buddy from England is super scared of the ocean and it's contents but was visiting Australia and the Barrier Reef so I told him 1/
HalfThaiThiccyAllSheWannaDoIsBangkok
Straight up there's no way you're leaving without going diving. He's terrified mostly of sharks and jellyfish but on that trip I stupidly 2/
HalfThaiThiccyAllSheWannaDoIsBangkok
Backed into a bit of coral and got a piece stuck in my back which led to a blood infection. After a week of this tiny scratch on my back 3/
HalfThaiThiccyAllSheWannaDoIsBangkok
Absolutely hurting like a biiiitch I went to the doctor who gave me anti biotics to kill the infection, but they didn't work. The next 4/
HalfThaiThiccyAllSheWannaDoIsBangkok
Week I went back and the piece stuck in my back was trying to grow a new reef. Ended up getting a chunk of my back cut out. Keep your and 5/
darkninja2992
I like large bodied crocodile girls
DefinetlyNotARussianSpy
and I cannot lie
beccalikesstuff
That’s a damn leopleurodon, that is...
atomicmonkeyfarts
A nopeadile
Serendiipity
Moved to Georgia from Michigan; Public swimming access has warnings that gators are around. Security says it's a insurance sign.
Serendiipity
For if a gator shows up. They pulled an 18 footer out a couple weeks ago..gonna go find a pool instead.
Blazefast
Our most fearsome animal is the cow, i love the Netherlands!
LeviathanOmega
Cows kill more people than snakes, sharks and crocodiles combined.
Blazefast
ThePowerOf42
Ugh.. i just hate it when people wear crocs
Arvannies
Pfffft. As if it had ever went away.
zero2Hunnid
Crocodile vs shark.... who would win?
Escapist83
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o7nLZWyinI
ghosthogger
This week on SYFY
BORGALOOGIE
One8updude
Just watched that episode last night.
SuperDramaticFusion
Probably one of the best episodes of the entire show.
foobar26
Oh my god. What season is that from? That’s hilarious
zuken
Season 6 I believe.
BlackAssMamaWhiteAssDaddy
Always upvote Archer
ghost650
of crocodiles?
GlassCannon570
The actually did change, and the earlier version was worse.
Jamerperson
Beat me to it. And with a better quality gif
snooabusiness
WAITING FOR THE NIGHT! OH OH!
therockknight1
RAY SHUT THE HELL UP!!
snooabusiness
Cyril: "What do crocodiles eat?" Archer: "Everything! They eat everything! And fear is their bacon bits."
BORGALOOGIE
Well you just lost yourself a hat!
vindik8or
The body of water doesn't have to be very large at all to hide one of those fellas.
Jambersome
I live in Georgia. I will never swim in a pond, lake, or any natural body of water. Fuck that.
Bernifal
I live in a completely harmless British coastal city and I still won’t get in the water.
kimmie71490
When I first moved to Mississippi, I used to swim in the rivers. Now I don’t...now that I know what lives in them.
MackinawPeach
I grew up swimming in the Tombigbee and never thought twice about it. I wouldn’t set foot in it now.
Jambersome
Exactly
kimmie71490
I don't know why people downvoted you. there's scary critters in the rivers here
Jambersome
I don’t care about the arrows. Ha.
CrazyCatLad
Went to Lake Allatoona. I didn't go in the water off our boat but they did find dead bodies at the lake that night! Not from crocs/gators.
Jambersome
Yeah, that’s north of Atlanta. Doesn’t surprise me.
CrazyCatLad
Plus, 20+ cars were broken into. Someone in our party lost their laptop.
Jambersome
Yup. Same in Savannah. Tourist hunters, basically.
DeviantPhuq
Florida? Florida...
NoImDirtyDan
Odds are slim. Very few crocodiles in Florida
GrabherbythePuss
Imma take a guess at somewhere in Louisiana. Florida does have gators though.
DeviantPhuq
Aaaahh that’s true