No. Goats would invest it, and buy whatever shit that is from the interest.
The banking system is however prejudiced against non-humans. Which is why goats are forced to steal our identities. Just to gain access to financial markets, so they can, at the end of the day, eat whatever that shit is.
The merest accident of microgeography meant that the first man to hear the voice of (the God) Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent and need to be led. — Terry Pratchett (1948–2015): Small Gods
IlluminaBlade
Gettin a little close to tool use.
looriloo
CUTE
davebarton315101
You missed a crumb there.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
Oh hey. This is just up the road. Last time I was there my stepmom was terrified of feeding the baby deer in the petting zoo.
FunkedUp
Kids these days ....
torp
Cute. Until a kids eats from the same spot right after...
ReaperCDN
That's a weird looking bear.
laurapede83
That's a very smart bear to dress up as a goat to get fed.
Myothercarisadelorean
realbluesofa
"Yeah Susan lemme show you how it is done"
Cosmicfisherman
Wow.. Next step.. Bank Robbery
OtterlyMagnificent
@feedthenachoman
FlyByGRider
The goat!
manwithsevenlivers
GlenL
Goat see, goat do. Google "goatse" for more information
ShadeMeadowsArt
Look at those honkers!
shyriath
This ain't his first rodeo.
GigantamaxHonker
cobrachickens cobrachickening down there! RUN! :D
ActualTttony
Emotional support geese never leave my side
sometimesarobot
Goats are very smart, you know.
Sabz5150
Smart enough to keep those geese from the food.
Xcallion1
And then he screamed right in my goddamned face.
SteveTheEgg
So smart they are stupid!
Lampmonster
Especially Pony.
somnif
Except when they're not, of course.
sometimesarobot
Look we can't be geniuses all the time
BorkSamson
Yeah, sometimes, youre a robot.
MrOne2
Unfortunately they still don't have pockets to keep the coins..
Thorketil
Instead, they have hidden accounts at a shadow bank in the Bahamas.
MrOne2
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woodworkerf
If you give them the coin, could they put it in the slot themselves?
skibbyAU
No. Goats would invest it, and buy whatever shit that is from the interest.
The banking system is however prejudiced against non-humans. Which is why goats are forced to steal our identities. Just to gain access to financial markets, so they can, at the end of the day, eat whatever that shit is.
ExTechOp
The merest accident of microgeography meant that the first man to hear the voice of (the God) Om, and who gave Om his view of humans, was a shepherd and not a goatherd. They have quite different ways of looking at the world, and the whole of history might have been different. For sheep are stupid and have to be driven. But goats are intelligent and need to be led.
— Terry Pratchett (1948–2015): Small Gods
Yakeshinu
GNU Sir Terry!
NotAGarbageCant
Indeed.
(Just an FYI, the GNU is meant to be at the end. If you want the klacks to cycle it properly, that is 😉)
STP GNU