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GameingNic
That brave soul sunk the boat just to spite the Captain. It worked out well.
Metalingus
"Anything's a dildo if you're a brave enough"
Wolfsleigher
That abstinence is the most practical way of not getting an STD, and that's it... that's the only thing I was taught.
WhyShouldILoveYou
Well, I mean, they're not wrong..
GuestChrist
They taught us about the sperm entering the egg, but nothing about how the sperm got there.
Gertibringsthehurty
Ours did the thing with the tape saying we were less special if we had sex with more than one person.
covfefetarian
the thing with the tape?
Gertibringsthehurty
They would take some scotch tape,put it on one person's arm,pull it off show people the skin cells and oil and how it lost stickiness
Gertibringsthehurty
Apparently that equates to our human value in some fucked way
ashmenon
There's a Twitter debate in Malaysia right now using a covered/uncovered lollipop as an analogy for the hijab and it reminded me of this.
PoppaBigBear
That I needed to use protection. Don't need protection if you never get laid.
dietderpsy
Texans would disagree.
acatinbirdsclothing
They made the teacher/coach preach the whole abstinence thing but we had a very high pregnancy rate so we also had someone from 1/2
acatinbirdsclothing
planned parenthood come in to give us more realistic advice. The one thing my school did right, tbh. 2/2
B4k4Black
I was raised without ever being taught about sex. I learned exclusively from the internet and trial and error.
Timmy79
That must have been a rollercoaster ride...
UncleB0b
I learned exclusively from error
EmphaticOlive
Anonawesome
Same. Learned from the internet and some actually good tips from my friends. I actually had it pretty figured out my first time.
ashmenon
Don't feel bad. My country had zero sex ed. If it wasn't for porn I wouldn't have known what a condom looked like.
HeroQueenofAlbion
Before I learned about sex I thought you got pregnant by kissing, but it would only work if you were married to the person you kissed.
SexDrugsBirdsandRocknRoll
Humans need better sex ed! Shit's great and it can be much better than a lot of people seem to know. Feel free to message me with any ?s
nipaxon
Had that discussion with my SO the other day, schools are insanely bad at teching sex ed. Something that is natural is frowned upon.
Justiceforbradswife
... You can also Google it now... Freaking future man
StellarJay77
'Merica! Largest porn industry, highest rate of teenage pregnancy, prostitution illegal, legal at 18 but can't drink til 21. Makes sense.
B4k4Black
I'm Canadian actually
dartron5000
Did your parents just not want you to learn it and never signed the permission slip.
B4k4Black
Yup and they refused to teach me as well. Parents are fun.
adr1an
Oh daaamn, the internet is a really bad source when it comes to sex.
AsABiologistWhoIsNotFunAtParties
I mean as long as you stay away from religious websites and yahoo answers, you'll fine more accurate info online than in school.
adr1an
Those and all other sites that are not for educational purposes, meaning most of the internet. Do yourself a favour and go talk to a doctor.
MaddPainting
My school didnt teach it really, more of "if you do this bad things can happen"
Millsslslsls
"Im not allowed to show you how to put a condom on, so everyone try putting one on this banana and Ill just point at who did it right"
fiveftninja
That Pluto isnt a planet
RideTheStimutacs
My sex ed teacher told us the clitoris doesn't do anything. It wasn't even a conservative or religious school. I think she was just uptight.
Taliska
*shudder*
AkLonewolf
30% of woman cannot orgasm. She might just of been one of the 30%
RideTheStimutacs
Regardless, as a teacher, it's her duty to inform students of the actual biology beyond her own experiences.
Thor1229
Girls learned about tampons and pads. Boys had a full on sex ed class with condoms in a separate room. It was a mid-late 90s public school.
molycakes
I had that in 5th grade in public school in like 2002. So yeah still late 90's at that point lol
KipperCatSnack
My elementary school had co-ed sex education that talked about everything in detail (excluding insertion) early 2000s in AZ.
Attackbob118
HAHAHAHAHA! I walked out on my sex ed class when the teacher wouldn't say vagina but "lady bits" but would say penis.
xcopperx
One teacher told us it always burns when u pee after sex
Banditsalmon
Was taught you give a piece of your heart to everyone you have sex with. And you become less value as a woman the more partners you have.
Gertibringsthehurty
Heeeeyyyyyy, me too! We need to start a club
Metalingus
Catholic school?
whydomyboneshurt
Same thing was taught to me. I go to public school
RainbowCabbage1
I was told unprotected sex would always lead to an STD, I believed that longer then I should have.
Metalingus
I guess that's kind of a good lie to tell!? I mean, proper education about safe sex would've been better, but at least you were still safe?
SexualConsent
All you people having the fucked up sex Ed classes, mine was actually pretty informative and accurate
ProfessorDumbledorable
Mine too. I had it every year and it was comprehensive. There was no way to "miss sex ed."
gamblingpoet
We had a weird substitute teacher that was tasked with the sex ed portion. He told us if we have anal sex, we'd get AIDS.
Nigbac
Well the incredibly vast majority of aids in America is spread by anal sex, so he's not that far off.
Britishchick17
Did he also tell you that you could "pray the gay away"?
gamblingpoet
He was this Russian/Turkish guy that was a sub and assistant basketball coach. He was a weird one. He just put on the birthing video and
gamblingpoet
tells us "watch, learn". We were not expecting that...
TheBisexualestBoyInTheVillage
I'm bi. Me and a boyfriend I had only ever considered anal once but decided not to cus we didn't have a condom. Thanks sex ed
alreadyinuse2
Banana for scale
CrypticRuin
She said it would be "our little secret" and then showed the whole class when she put it on the wrong drive "accidentally"
merelyadequategooglymoogly
So you went to one of those progressive schools that have lab as well as lecture, huh?
HarpLoveAngel
I dropped my penciiiiillllll! *drum solo*
Bassnecker
One break, commin' uuppp
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ashmenon
The dangers of homeschooling.
PeanutButter67
Wait I don't get it
freshwastelandtrash
You mean your friend doesn't get it?
DomineSatanas
CrypticRuin Slept with the teacher, who recorded it under the promise they would show or tell no-one, and showed the whole class.
shishini
Wait wut...... I was trying to find proof no other posts.
Taliska
My mom shared the maternity ward with an 11 year old who was having twins... by the time I was 11 My mom had taught me EVERYTHING!!!
seloh77
8o
Taliska
ya... it was an experience growing up arguing with your friends about storks (serious)
seloh77
You mean cabbage of course...
xzxw
High school freshman @ a Lutheran school. Virgin health teacher blusters over what to say, and ends the five min sex ed lesson with 1/2
xzxw
"Keep the snake in the cage, guys."
AkLonewolf
"Keep your rocket in your Pocket."
ThatRelevance
10/10 reply
UncleB0b
"Flies spread disease... so keep yours closed!"
Dionysus187
That boys cant urinate with an erection. After some other boys rebuffed it she doubled down. I said "Thats how I win my pissing contests"
METAAAAAAAAAL
My teacher said the same thing, no one bothered to say anything against her.
applesforjuice
She was probably told it by someone and just took it as fact. It definitely seems possible that some guys can't. Takes a minute for me to
Flyndaran
Uncomfortable, difficult, and... who wants to paint the ceiling with urine?
applesforjuice
Yep, always a mystery too. "Will it be one stream or six?" "Will any of it go where it's aimed, or will it hit the wall and my shoes?"
ThatRelevance
This is the reason as to why people get "Morning wood" (Chemical Name) Prevents urination during an erection.
KipperCatSnack
I was told the only way to prevent STD/HIV was to get married.
KipperCatSnack
But for some reason my elementary shool taught the boys and girls together about everything that happens leading up to incursion.
myusernameisntfunny
You can't pee with an erection
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myusernameisntfunny
I know. That's what was something wrong the sex ed teacher told us.
WeAllEnjoyOurVegemite
Yeh just do it in the shower less mess
BannedAssholes
Yes you can. It's just difficult and time consuming. Ask any guy who's taken Viagra on a dare.
UncleB0b
You can, but erection adds a -20 debuff to accuracy
Bigcurly2000
So judging by the comments, American sex ed is fucking awful. In the UK I was told how to give safe and hygienic rim jobs!
SharkyMcSnarkface
I wish they taught how to give hygienic rimjobs to me. *shudder*
Bigcurly2000
I...don't want to ask the background behind your comment.
nettiebean
Yep. Sex Ed in the US is mostly a joke. I luckily live and grew up in a very liberal part of the country.
STGxDante
Went to a Christian school so... If u ever have sex b4 marriage you'll both get std's, and she'll get pregnant. Condoms don't work.
IBlowForALiving
It wasn't my teacher, but my mom. Who told me I pee out of my ass, instead of my urethra. (I'm a girl who asked her mom where I pee out of.)
AkLonewolf
She might of just been thinking about Taco Tuesday.
GylfieTheOwl
I've met so many people that INSIST girls pee out of their vagina.
ajgc
One teacher told us it was "very normal" if milk came out of our nipples.... it was a boys only school... i swear this is true
sipos0
So, are you saying that isn't normal?
PatrickRob82
saintxjustice
I wouldn't say it's "very" normal... Or really normal BUT it is actually possible
Buldge
I know a guy and his dad who can...
randomowl23
Why do you know his dad can as well...
tinypiglet
In what universe do you think that dad wasn't flaunting the fact he can lactate?
Tetigistus808
Only guy I've ever heard of that lactated had a pituitary tumor ... so, dunno if that's "normal".
TerriblePokemon
"If you have sex you will get aids and die" was my personal favorite
Mohalkien
I used to have a button up shirt, if I wore it all day, I would lactate because the seams rubbed the nipples didn't have the shirt for long
buttholette
Lololol
Copperbrat
Well it's certainly not common, but it's not abnormal. Even for males.
Shovi
When i was going through puberty i once squeezed my nipples and a few droplets came out.
Tsumino79
look up male lactation
PleasantPeasantPheasant
That can actually happen to boys with excessive nipple stimulation over long periods of time but definitely go see a doctor.
AmazinglyCoolNameHere
I thought it happened after prolonged physical activities, like a marathon
ashmenon
"Well apparently you CAN milk me, Greg."
NeverCast
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cheeseguy3412
Think it was a german squad, but their salute was beating their chest with one hand. They all grew 1 boob, ended up lopsided.
badfitz99
Wasn't it with their rifles? Russell Howard did a good thing on it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CPcazYW4ZI
cheeseguy3412
Ah, probably - thanks for the correction
Apowerfulhorse
Guy with sensitive nipples here. I've looked into it, the few documented cases of this happening were in relation to extreme starvation.
Anonawesome
Brb going to flick my nipple for the next 4 hours.
Buttwiper24
I have an extra breast pump if you want. Don't worry the holy shit my nipples are being ripped off feeling does go away...eventually.
SexualConsent
Post pics because you're a boy and you can do that
ermergerdwerrfers
You'd have to simulate a sucking motion. Use a hand held breast pump.
PleasantPeasantPheasant
And if you do that everyday for 6 or more months you may start lactating.
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HereAndSortaQueer
not with that attitude!
invelt
wtf seriously?
CheeseIsNaturesFudge
Do you grow boobs?
TroelsyTwo
Dunno about worst. But my mum told me when I was 12 to pee after sex. Best sex advice for a woman.
pleasedownvotemycomments
Damn your mom was kinky
Loser37
My mom told me "unmarried women can't get pregnant." Turns out that is not correct
TheAnimalBehaviourist
I forgot to, once. Peed blood for a week. Never again.
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
WHAT
hurdleturtle13
You pee blood when you have a UTI. For some I've been lucky enough to not pee blood and just painful urination.
HarryPotterReferenceProbably
I've had here in my life. Never once peed blood. Yikes that sounds terrible.
hurdleturtle13
Also cranberry juice people! Pure cranberry juice (not ocean spray but really bitter) makes the walls of your bladder "slippery" to bacteria
Duskz
This is true. It helps prevent urinary infection, fyi. If you're prone to this in the first place it's best to shower that area after anyway
Dasuperham
Good for men as well.
Swiggy1957
correct. It cleans any of the little wigglers out of your Urethra. Guess what, it can lead to a condition that feels like the clap.
TheFeralDog
I'm pretty sure men are piped so that it's almost a necessity
TroelsyTwo
Men have longer urethra than women. So longer for infection to travel before getting to bladder.
TheFeralDog
No what I mean is like most literally need to go shortly after... As in bladder feels full
TroelsyTwo
They are not as prone to cystitis as women.
randomitguy
Split Stream! SPLIT STREAM!!!!!
RaynWisp
I don't know... I don't see how it would help after receiving anal
TroelsyTwo
I don't care if your shitter is destroyed.
MnightShariaLaw
Then take a shit.
ashmenon
Yeah but peeing after ejaculation is annoying af.
metalfoto
You need to drink more water, the only trick :)
Lujje
Wait what? Is it just me who enyojs a piss after ejaculation? Its frikking sweeeet, sensitive as fuck and all
ashmenon
I always feel like the pipe is still semi-clogged with cum so it feels harder to pee. Just me?
Lujje
Thats the thing :) Its so sensitive and semi clogged so when it does come out it feels sensational. Almost like a mini ejaculation. Im weird
NeverCast
*raises hand but remains silent*
Thristen
I knew I wasn't the only one! Uhh.. I mean.. What? No, that's weird!
LushMelody
Wait, what? I'm gussing to avoid UTI?
Attackbob118
pee before and after if possible, but after is major!
TroelsyTwo
Yes.. after being told I had chronic cystitis, I tried my best to pee and wash both before and after. What a mood killer :S
NeverCast
NOT during.
ANotSoMomentaryTrip
Unless you into that
NeverCast
Please do not be into this
buttholette
Yes
dekket
That's an awesome username.
buttholette
Thank you thank you
Un0riginalComment
Thanks buttholette, you're the best
buttholette
(8-D
HermioneGrangersLeftTesticlesFungalGrowth
So.. is this like a moist towelette that smells of buttholes, or what? What's up with weird user names?
hurdleturtle13
I learned this after getting 3 UTIs in 2 months. I've been having sex for 7 years without that knowledge (and without UTIs) then
adr1an
I believe the more correct advice would be to hidrate properly. Then you wouldn't have to remember to go pee after sex, you'd need to.
TroelsyTwo
It could also have something to do with hygiene of you or your partner. Never mix with buttplay.
hurdleturtle13
I was in pain for pretty much that entire 2 months
Pella21
Whats uti
Pella21
And i assume it can lead to various other infections, such as 'airway' infection
moffit
i had one hit me while salmonella poisoned from contaminated peanut butter; it reached my kidneys and put me in the hospital for 3 days
hurdleturtle13
Urinary tract infection. Bacteria travels up your urethra into your bladder and you typically have pain when you pee and also feel like
TroelsyTwo
Try screaming on the toilet when what looks like strawberry ice-cream comes out. It travelled to my kidneys often.
hurdleturtle13
You need to pee badly. More common in girls because our urethra is much shorter than guys. It's daily common and there's many causes
hurdleturtle13
*fairly common
seriouslytired
At 12???
MistressLyda
I'd probably start way earlier, and include peeing after masturbation. The earlier, the more set the information become.
dontstealmysocks
Troelsytwo's mom did well. I think that's a normal age to start these conversations with your children. For some things even too late
DanCutter
Agreed. Waiting too long can allow misinformation to be accepted.
seriouslytired
Right. I believe that is true. Just the age surprised me, I guess. Could depend on the 12 yo too. You gotta be ready to hear that shit
Meloncov
A lot of parents want to have exactly one sex talk, so it has to be thorough.
SiriLKeller
Not to early to be informed.Nothing graphic but my mom made sure to educate me around 10. She studied sexual health and wanted us to be safe
NotoriousDuchess
Bless you, American.
TheAnimalBehaviourist
I was 12 when my mum explain what rape was to my 14 yo sister. Graphic.
acatinbirdsclothing
I was 8 or so when my mom explained rape (heard it on the news and asked) and then she ended with "and that's also where babies come from"
acatinbirdsclothing
Probably one explanation for why I never wanted to have children.
SiriLKeller
Safe in the future that is. I wasn't having sex at ten. I realized that comment might have sounded odd/bad. Just taught us about periods 1/2
SiriLKeller
how women have babies. This early because a neighbor forgot to flush her toilet and there was blood in there and my 3 friends and I 2/3
SiriLKeller
thought someone was dying in their house. Plus my girls in my family are early starters so she didn't want me freaking when my cycle started
bebisdelfin
Smart mom