Mar 13, 2021 10:08 PM
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xconstellation
I think that’s pretty cool
HawkmanXLII
Always vigorously shake your carbonated beverage before opening.
Plyr3
You don't drink, you die and also don't buy other stuff are two important lessons that I should really do better on!
SubiBryant
I laughed. Thanks!
shyasen
"Don't buy other stuff." Best line in the whole commercial.
sadurdaynight
Omg.. Yes! I was using water-filled milk jugs as weights. A bit awkward. But this.. I'd buy this!
PicassoCT
Its made from freshly squeezed red viper juice
shawnemack
Too soon
Hey, its so fresh, there is still pulp in it. They should name a cocktail after him..
chiapOpDog
If this isn't real I'm so mad
OstinPower2020
How much
RoquetoBT
Ah Halfthor. The lil bitch of the strong men world. No wonder they don't allow him to be a full Thor :/
IAmGodot
Wait, I have something for this
mobiusm1
Does anyone remember when shampoo used to come in dumbell shaped bottles so you could fill them with sand for home lifting after?
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
"Don't buy other stuff." - a mountain.
Wardjinni
I’ll buy it
FourLegsGood
Why
StorytellingSalem
Psh! like you could carry it! This is HEAVY BUBBLES! Not Puny Bubbles! HJA! HJA! HJA!
Fackaduck25
Twas an April fool's unfortunately
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
Or else
uglykittybun
It's cute, but fuck bottled water products. You're just paying for more trash.
aguyinabox
What if you recycle? Is it okay then?
fr0stbyte124
That's precisely the point the ad is making in the full version. https://youtu.be/_XGd8w9RhUM
RXJ235231
It's hard to find non-carbonated mineral water in the US, and when you do it's very expensive...unless you live in Hot Springs, Arkansas
leviunable
If get it for the gag if he wasn't such a dick with an ego
Ampersandzer0
If i made a batman movie, i would cast him as bane. ?
VikingZoidberg
Dont buy other stuff
Laylah77
That’s great. Don’t buy other stuff.
lwoshea
And he's only a Hafthor, so imagine how big a whole Thor must be!
Rethaxian
Is it real? I want it.
kennykudda
My brand!
gwenniechan
For the conversion-curious, 2, 5, 10 kilograms = 4.4, 11, 22 pounds = 2, 5, 10 liters = 0.52, 1.32, & 2.64 gallons.
AnExtraCurvyPieceOfDriftwood
TheEmeraldProphylactic
Or, hear me out here, what if 2, 5, 10 KG, was equal to 2, 5, 10 litres! It is you say? How convenient!
Philosopherott
Crazy he didn't complain that someone beat him even once
ellert0
Or that he didn't beat his GF in a fit of rage.
Isexualiseeverything
Is this a reference to something?
snoopywashere
There was a call in the 2017? World's Strongest Man that Halfthor disagreed with. Eddie Hall won and Halfthor contests it still.
Kalladinstormblessed
Even though there is video footage of Halfthor breaking the rules repeatedly and being warned multiple times.
TehRaptorJesus
Add in that he only protested the rep that was taken away after he found out he was beaten. He was fine when he was ahead, cried when losing
britishkid
He should be a politician
evocatiranch
And was an incredibly poor sport about it. The two of them are going to box each other now too.
somesnazzyname
And had to be dragged to the podium and refused to shake hands. Then 'broke' Eddies wr lift in his house and retired from strongman.
TehpenIsmytier
I make heavy bubbles too but I'm not going to bottle them
SandwichMastery
He’s whipping those 10kg ones around like their toothpicks. Here’s me struggling to open the milk.
DaveSamsonite
10 kg is about 3 gallons
Or, uknow, u could just uee liters because it exactly the same
For Americans, knowing that a big jug would be three gallons helps them know the big one was not pictured accurately.
StontiumJaguar
It shouldn’t be that hard to cut open a bag.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yet another benefit of bagged milk!
imstillinbedgoaway
Just use scissors to cut the bag... not that hard.
Barkinsons
I mean this guy has custom made dumbbells because they usually don't make 100kg ones
AwwDamn321
10kg is only 22lb
[deleted]
Ya....
2graves
Still a lot to carry ye
Lbs makes no sense. This makes a lot of sense to people who use liters and grams (most of the world). 1kg water = 1L water
RandyRandalman
Americans get unusually booty troubled when forced to use non imperial units.
chunkyshoota
Actually
sombrerohorsewagon
That guy definitely owns a poop knife
iMcFly
DukeDarkwood
Yeah, it looks something like this.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Im a little annoyed that its an inefficient volume to plastic ratio. Lota wasted resources there
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
No its not tho
Then check the full version of the ad (credit @NZSheeps) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XGd8w9RhUM
nice
recliningpanda
Its actually not a bad idea. I’d buy them. Also I’d love see him at an all you can eat place. Would be funny
macthelost
They already make that. They’re called travel weights. Just weights you fill with water once you get to where you’re going.
Yeah and they arent meant for drinking and dont have a taste
Nothing would physically stop you from drinking from them though.
Except the fact it would be bad for you to drink out of since it aint meant to have drinkable water
Define bad for you. Everything is “bad for you.” I’m sure it’s fine
Nice. Thank you
NaughtButOne
+1
jappie348
lets be honest though. those bottles look like the least effective way to store water in your fridge
FCFiM
Loose?
SteadyBread
Ok second least
Wait ziplock baggies
Atharaenea
Milk comes in bags in Canada, packs tight
Oh interesting i hope they’re sturdy
Oh man i had no idea that is pretty cool
NZSheeps
The full commercial - there's a twist https://youtu.be/_XGd8w9RhUM
Machsattack
Spoiler, it’s lemon
ThrilIhouse
Oh man this is so much better!
rabbitron
"...fuck plastic bottles."
CorwinMacGregor
Ah, interesting though: sodaStream bottles have a limited lifespan. they DO expire. Something about the pressure cycling, i think...
At least they're not single use, though
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
But I want one of those dumbbell bottles.
TerryTheOcellatedTurkey
"Fuck plastic bottles"
tamalehatchet
I've watched it 3 times and still laughing
GalaxyPatrol
Check out the show norsemen then you may like it
HoratioVelveteen
MollyInanna
Spoiler: in reality Sodastream commercial
What a tweeest!
NogoodAtImgur
I have a home, not exactly like this, but not that different. Don’t be annoying.
CaptainAcorns
Way better commercial
TheSilverSeraph
When the comment is better than the post
xconstellation
I think that’s pretty cool
HawkmanXLII
Always vigorously shake your carbonated beverage before opening.
Plyr3
You don't drink, you die and also don't buy other stuff are two important lessons that I should really do better on!
SubiBryant
I laughed. Thanks!
shyasen
"Don't buy other stuff." Best line in the whole commercial.
sadurdaynight
Omg.. Yes! I was using water-filled milk jugs as weights. A bit awkward. But this.. I'd buy this!
PicassoCT
Its made from freshly squeezed red viper juice
shawnemack
Too soon
PicassoCT
Hey, its so fresh, there is still pulp in it. They should name a cocktail after him..
chiapOpDog
If this isn't real I'm so mad
OstinPower2020
How much
RoquetoBT
Ah Halfthor. The lil bitch of the strong men world. No wonder they don't allow him to be a full Thor :/
IAmGodot
Wait, I have something for this
mobiusm1
Does anyone remember when shampoo used to come in dumbell shaped bottles so you could fill them with sand for home lifting after?
OhNoNotThatGuyQuickEverybodyHide
"Don't buy other stuff." - a mountain.
Wardjinni
I’ll buy it
FourLegsGood
Why
StorytellingSalem
Psh! like you could carry it! This is HEAVY BUBBLES! Not Puny Bubbles! HJA! HJA! HJA!
Fackaduck25
Twas an April fool's unfortunately
Yourpoliticalpartyisaterroristorganization
Or else
uglykittybun
It's cute, but fuck bottled water products. You're just paying for more trash.
aguyinabox
What if you recycle? Is it okay then?
fr0stbyte124
That's precisely the point the ad is making in the full version. https://youtu.be/_XGd8w9RhUM
RXJ235231
It's hard to find non-carbonated mineral water in the US, and when you do it's very expensive...unless you live in Hot Springs, Arkansas
leviunable
If get it for the gag if he wasn't such a dick with an ego
Ampersandzer0
If i made a batman movie, i would cast him as bane. ?
VikingZoidberg
Dont buy other stuff
Laylah77
That’s great. Don’t buy other stuff.
lwoshea
And he's only a Hafthor, so imagine how big a whole Thor must be!
Rethaxian
Is it real? I want it.
kennykudda
My brand!
gwenniechan
For the conversion-curious, 2, 5, 10 kilograms = 4.4, 11, 22 pounds = 2, 5, 10 liters = 0.52, 1.32, & 2.64 gallons.
AnExtraCurvyPieceOfDriftwood
TheEmeraldProphylactic
Or, hear me out here, what if 2, 5, 10 KG, was equal to 2, 5, 10 litres! It is you say? How convenient!
Philosopherott
Crazy he didn't complain that someone beat him even once
ellert0
Or that he didn't beat his GF in a fit of rage.
Isexualiseeverything
Is this a reference to something?
snoopywashere
There was a call in the 2017? World's Strongest Man that Halfthor disagreed with. Eddie Hall won and Halfthor contests it still.
Kalladinstormblessed
Even though there is video footage of Halfthor breaking the rules repeatedly and being warned multiple times.
TehRaptorJesus
Add in that he only protested the rep that was taken away after he found out he was beaten. He was fine when he was ahead, cried when losing
britishkid
He should be a politician
evocatiranch
And was an incredibly poor sport about it. The two of them are going to box each other now too.
somesnazzyname
And had to be dragged to the podium and refused to shake hands. Then 'broke' Eddies wr lift in his house and retired from strongman.
TehpenIsmytier
I make heavy bubbles too but I'm not going to bottle them
SandwichMastery
He’s whipping those 10kg ones around like their toothpicks. Here’s me struggling to open the milk.
DaveSamsonite
10 kg is about 3 gallons
VikingZoidberg
Or, uknow, u could just uee liters because it exactly the same
DaveSamsonite
For Americans, knowing that a big jug would be three gallons helps them know the big one was not pictured accurately.
StontiumJaguar
It shouldn’t be that hard to cut open a bag.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
Yet another benefit of bagged milk!
imstillinbedgoaway
Just use scissors to cut the bag... not that hard.
Barkinsons
I mean this guy has custom made dumbbells because they usually don't make 100kg ones
AwwDamn321
10kg is only 22lb
[deleted]
[deleted]
AwwDamn321
Ya....
2graves
Still a lot to carry ye
VikingZoidberg
Lbs makes no sense. This makes a lot of sense to people who use liters and grams (most of the world). 1kg water = 1L water
RandyRandalman
Americans get unusually booty troubled when forced to use non imperial units.
chunkyshoota
Actually
sombrerohorsewagon
That guy definitely owns a poop knife
iMcFly
DukeDarkwood
Yeah, it looks something like this.
BatmanAndCradleRobin
Im a little annoyed that its an inefficient volume to plastic ratio. Lota wasted resources there
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
No its not tho
DukeDarkwood
Then check the full version of the ad (credit @NZSheeps) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XGd8w9RhUM
BatmanAndCradleRobin
nice
recliningpanda
Its actually not a bad idea. I’d buy them. Also I’d love see him at an all you can eat place. Would be funny
macthelost
They already make that. They’re called travel weights. Just weights you fill with water once you get to where you’re going.
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Yeah and they arent meant for drinking and dont have a taste
macthelost
Nothing would physically stop you from drinking from them though.
AlexjoneswatchingTporn
Except the fact it would be bad for you to drink out of since it aint meant to have drinkable water
macthelost
Define bad for you. Everything is “bad for you.” I’m sure it’s fine
recliningpanda
Nice. Thank you
NaughtButOne
+1
jappie348
lets be honest though. those bottles look like the least effective way to store water in your fridge
FCFiM
Loose?
SteadyBread
Ok second least
SteadyBread
Wait ziplock baggies
Atharaenea
Milk comes in bags in Canada, packs tight
SteadyBread
Oh interesting i hope they’re sturdy
SteadyBread
Oh man i had no idea that is pretty cool
NZSheeps
The full commercial - there's a twist https://youtu.be/_XGd8w9RhUM
Machsattack
Spoiler, it’s lemon
ThrilIhouse
Oh man this is so much better!
rabbitron
"...fuck plastic bottles."
CorwinMacGregor
Ah, interesting though: sodaStream bottles have a limited lifespan. they DO expire. Something about the pressure cycling, i think...
NZSheeps
At least they're not single use, though
LaughingInTheFaceOfDanger
But I want one of those dumbbell bottles.
TerryTheOcellatedTurkey
"Fuck plastic bottles"
tamalehatchet
I've watched it 3 times and still laughing
GalaxyPatrol
Check out the show norsemen then you may like it
HoratioVelveteen
MollyInanna
Spoiler: in reality Sodastream commercial
CorwinMacGregor
What a tweeest!
NogoodAtImgur
I have a home, not exactly like this, but not that different. Don’t be annoying.
CaptainAcorns
Way better commercial
TheSilverSeraph
When the comment is better than the post