Alright you bloody convinced me.

Apr 2, 2018 6:55 AM

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Brilliant Italian Advertisement

sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YBhftZSlbM

8 years ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 1

Too bad Fiats have terrible reliability

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Cue Not The Nine O'clock News: https://youtu.be/BNPTlT8HXjk

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fix it again Tony!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a damn good commercial, I won't lie

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

women, amirite

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fix It Again Tomorrow

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Lad-vertising

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But will it pas the bowling-ball test?

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I'd rather walk

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Someone who drives a Fiat doesn't actually care about the appearance of their car.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

hahaha!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fiat Group brands: Abarth, AlfaRomeo, Chrysler, Dodge, Ferrari, Fiat, Fiat Professional, Jeep, Lancia, Maserati, Ram Trucks, and SRT.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fiat Group doesn't own Ferrari. Ferrari was spun off as its own luxury brand in 2016.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And then you realize that the guy abusing the car in the tests is the driver / boyfriend in the flashback.

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Italian through and through

8 years ago | Likes 1056 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago (deleted May 2, 2018 6:12 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

mambo italiano

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s almost like you can see the gold chain that works as the delineation between the cars chest and facial hair.

8 years ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

I didn’t see any threats of violence and the hand gestures were non existent.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 2

8 years ago | Likes 72 Dislikes 2

MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP!

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

If it'll survive a fiesty girl, it'll survive a crash.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All fix it jokes aside, in 2 years of owning one Punto mk2 and putting around 70k on clock with it, had 1 malfunction, 2$ total and 1/2

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

2/2 10 mins it took to fix. Overall, pretty comfortable car (40km drive each day to work), very nice fuel consumption (around 6l per 100km).

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That car is a piece of crap. I tell you that.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think it would be very hard to convince guys in some countries that this tiny car can pick up women.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unless that's the point and thats why she's leaving?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

fix it again Tony

8 years ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 3

Boomhower, you idiot... that’s Fiat!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fit it again tomorrow!

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's a fiat dale

8 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

Fehler in allen Teilen (failure in all things)

8 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

oooooohhhh; goona have to remember that one

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The only time I drove a fiat, I had to take every turn so slow because the visibility in them is HORRIBLE... Just... a horrible car.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's like a SPC doing a PMCS on a vehicle. Slam the doors, kick the tires a couple times, you're good.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No way someone will throw her purse at a car. It's smartphones era, expensive stuff you know

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And has it undergone the Sauce test, @OP?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It has.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Can I get said sauce?

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

There you go, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YBhftZSlbM

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sauce! Thank you!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah yes. The Fiat 500. Expand for pros and cons.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Cons: Not much power behind it. Small cargo space. Hard to change the oil on it.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pros: Built like a TARDIS! Tiny turning radius. Can fit into tighter than usual parking spaces. Expand for more.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah, gonna disagree on the turning radius there chief. I love my 500 but the turning circle sucks.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smaller than the other cars I have driven.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Tightest Parallel Park Guinness World Record Holder: https://youtu.be/UzSRupf5ydc

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

8 years ago | Likes 1064 Dislikes 4

Seems like he's saying "what the fuck"

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

In Italian of course

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Italian Gavin?

8 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

*Italian bird noises*

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ma che cosa dice ? E che cosa fai ???

8 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No me gusta baño

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

What is happenin there

8 years ago | Likes 77 Dislikes 0

Bada Bing

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Bada boom.

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Somebody toucha his spaghet.

8 years ago | Likes 57 Dislikes 2

Italian

8 years ago | Likes 165 Dislikes 0

Italian footballer protesting a call probably. Fan doing same.

8 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

They got a point though. Whenever i see this car, it's a total douchebag driving it.

8 years ago | Likes 647 Dislikes 24

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8 years ago (deleted Jul 14, 2018 4:17 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Service manager for a CDJR Fiat. I feel your pain.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey, I resent that, I drive a Abarth. What are you trying to ...nevermind.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Or a basic bitch. In fact, it's usually a basic bitch.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

That is how I feel about anyone driving a mustang newer than the 70s.

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Especially the fox body and 2000s ones

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Unless it's the Abarth.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bought one for my gf but I sometimes enjoy driving it over my truck because of how much different of a ride it is. It's a fun little ride

8 years ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 2

I feel the same way about a Mazda 3peed.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Sorry, can't get the image of a Fiat monster-trucking it over a pickup now.. Oh and I love my mom's Fiat. Turning radius like whoah!

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Well I drive this fiat so maybe you'll understand now, https://youtu.be/EnCjDCrHnfY

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Seems legit!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Nope guys do not buy a Fiat 500. They buy an Abarth 695 Biposto.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I like you

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I know one guy who bought a Fiat 500 - total douche. So far, that's 100% in favour of NoLicence's theory.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a co-worker i always thought of as arrogant and he does everything to pump his ego. 2 weeks ago i found out what car he drives. a 500

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

''found the douchebag'' ;) haha fuck you

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just went to your profile and saw your recent comments. I like your .gif collection!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not as bad as Smart Cars. I saw one of those doing a slalom through semis on the highway at about 80.

8 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 5

You haven't lived until you've done a bit of light hooning in a smart car.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Road legal karting

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was gonna say that isn't that strange, but then I remembered I learned how to drive in Illinois, where 80 is "slow lane", so nevermind.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't forget New Mini Cooper drivers. I think you have to prove you're a maniac before you can buy one.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"Yo, Tridion steel safety shell, bitches"

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I saw one hit a pothole once... Most satisfying crunch I've ever heard

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Well at least if they accidental crash into or go under one of them then at least they’ll only be the ones who die.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

There isn't much on the road that would fare better against a semi. Maybe an XC90.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nah. Only thing that’ll fair against a rig is a school bus. They build those like tanks. Source: I’m a trucker.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

... I was impressed, I didn't know the Germans could make a riding lawnmower go that fast.

8 years ago | Likes 75 Dislikes 2

I've also heard it called a roller skate and now I honestly don't know which I prefer

8 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

weedwhacker on a roller skate.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It taps out at 92 on flat ground, but I hit 96 going down a hill once.

8 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

And the fact that you know this tells me all I need to know of your mental capacity and driving habits.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 10

I won't defend my actions, but it was 10 years ago, I was 16, and it was an empty highway.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

How did the braking go?

8 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Those things stop like a champ. The weight is all forward on the front already and they're pretty light.

8 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Gotta admit, if I saw it I'd be angry, but hearing about it, I'm impressed.

8 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

Oh I didn't give a shit. Every last time I've seen a Smart Car, it has a Dumb Driver. I figure they'll eventually remove themselves...

8 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

... from the gene pool, and do so in an environmentally friendly, kinetically inoffensive vehicle less likely to take someone else with them

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yea, I just don't want to be present when it happens. Everyone rides ass here, I'd probably get caught in it.

8 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Bad driving might have something to do with many Smarts being rentals and shared cars. And yes, especially the old ones are awful.

8 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0