Apr 2, 2018 6:55 AM
maybeitstreason
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sauce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YBhftZSlbM
lethalin
CommanderBear93
Too bad Fiats have terrible reliability
Dowtchaboy
Cue Not The Nine O'clock News: https://youtu.be/BNPTlT8HXjk
anangryscientist
Fix it again Tony!
USPS
That's a damn good commercial, I won't lie
supersomatic
women, amirite
Goose1124
Fix It Again Tomorrow
DonYawn
HamWilly
Lad-vertising
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
But will it pas the bowling-ball test?
Angrynortherner
I'd rather walk
BossRoswell
Someone who drives a Fiat doesn't actually care about the appearance of their car.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
hahaha!
andSmasher
Fiat Group brands: Abarth, AlfaRomeo, Chrysler, Dodge, Ferrari, Fiat, Fiat Professional, Jeep, Lancia, Maserati, Ram Trucks, and SRT.
IAmGodot
Fiat Group doesn't own Ferrari. Ferrari was spun off as its own luxury brand in 2016.
Source: https://www.autoblog.com/2016/01/04/ferrari-split-spin-off-fiat-chrysler-automobiles-official/
PhilFreeman
And then you realize that the guy abusing the car in the tests is the driver / boyfriend in the flashback.
Courier87
Italian through and through
Mockingbirb
[deleted]
Quest4Life
mambo italiano
poorwhitetrash
It’s almost like you can see the gold chain that works as the delineation between the cars chest and facial hair.
sombrerohorsewagon
I didn’t see any threats of violence and the hand gestures were non existent.
Juggalomidgetparty
MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP!
tomkiisk
If it'll survive a fiesty girl, it'll survive a crash.
thetruejoz
All fix it jokes aside, in 2 years of owning one Punto mk2 and putting around 70k on clock with it, had 1 malfunction, 2$ total and 1/2
2/2 10 mins it took to fix. Overall, pretty comfortable car (40km drive each day to work), very nice fuel consumption (around 6l per 100km).
powerrangerpl
That car is a piece of crap. I tell you that.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I think it would be very hard to convince guys in some countries that this tiny car can pick up women.
Unless that's the point and thats why she's leaving?
bristophecarry
fix it again Tony
WeDemandRigidlyDefinedAreasOfDoubtAndUncertainty
Boomhower, you idiot... that’s Fiat!
n1ff
Fit it again tomorrow!
lucyintheskywithgems
That's a fiat dale
aPokal
Fehler in allen Teilen (failure in all things)
HighwayStar82
oooooohhhh; goona have to remember that one
Gatzarlok
The only time I drove a fiat, I had to take every turn so slow because the visibility in them is HORRIBLE... Just... a horrible car.
sykoticflaw
It's like a SPC doing a PMCS on a vehicle. Slam the doors, kick the tires a couple times, you're good.
Spoonland
No way someone will throw her purse at a car. It's smartphones era, expensive stuff you know
o4kill
And has it undergone the Sauce test, @OP?
It has.
Can I get said sauce?
There you go, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YBhftZSlbM
Sauce! Thank you!
RobinYiff
Ah yes. The Fiat 500. Expand for pros and cons.
Cons: Not much power behind it. Small cargo space. Hard to change the oil on it.
Pros: Built like a TARDIS! Tiny turning radius. Can fit into tighter than usual parking spaces. Expand for more.
themanthemyththebellend
Yeah, gonna disagree on the turning radius there chief. I love my 500 but the turning circle sucks.
Smaller than the other cars I have driven.
Tightest Parallel Park Guinness World Record Holder: https://youtu.be/UzSRupf5ydc
debugstatement
Mrdrewbeats
Seems like he's saying "what the fuck"
In Italian of course
LaVagina
Italian Gavin?
ErrorFour0Four
*Italian bird noises*
paulssisisssssii
Ma che cosa dice ? E che cosa fai ???
DreadJr
No me gusta baño
LeBenchod
What is happenin there
dethroadie
Bada Bing
Skrai
Bada boom.
ActionAndy
Somebody toucha his spaghet.
pc404
Italian
kelsoncamp
Italian footballer protesting a call probably. Fan doing same.
NoLicense
They got a point though. Whenever i see this car, it's a total douchebag driving it.
Jeebuz
Service manager for a CDJR Fiat. I feel your pain.
Hey, I resent that, I drive a Abarth. What are you trying to ...nevermind.
Gayforbae
Or a basic bitch. In fact, it's usually a basic bitch.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
That is how I feel about anyone driving a mustang newer than the 70s.
JoJotarot
Especially the fox body and 2000s ones
ThySausagePrince
Unless it's the Abarth.
liltortatree
I bought one for my gf but I sometimes enjoy driving it over my truck because of how much different of a ride it is. It's a fun little ride
freezingpilot
I feel the same way about a Mazda 3peed.
Whynn
Sorry, can't get the image of a Fiat monster-trucking it over a pickup now.. Oh and I love my mom's Fiat. Turning radius like whoah!
Well I drive this fiat so maybe you'll understand now, https://youtu.be/EnCjDCrHnfY
Seems legit!
laddaa
Brainlard
Nope guys do not buy a Fiat 500. They buy an Abarth 695 Biposto.
charlesengine
I like you
rezpawner
I know one guy who bought a Fiat 500 - total douche. So far, that's 100% in favour of NoLicence's theory.
I have a co-worker i always thought of as arrogant and he does everything to pump his ego. 2 weeks ago i found out what car he drives. a 500
GINO11111
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''found the douchebag'' ;) haha fuck you
I just went to your profile and saw your recent comments. I like your .gif collection!
tomyironmane
Not as bad as Smart Cars. I saw one of those doing a slalom through semis on the highway at about 80.
spiffylookingnerfherder
You haven't lived until you've done a bit of light hooning in a smart car.
ValhallaIAmComing
Road legal karting
aeolous16
I was gonna say that isn't that strange, but then I remembered I learned how to drive in Illinois, where 80 is "slow lane", so nevermind.
RuthlessRuben
Don't forget New Mini Cooper drivers. I think you have to prove you're a maniac before you can buy one.
leorex
"Yo, Tridion steel safety shell, bitches"
lurch2014
I saw one hit a pothole once... Most satisfying crunch I've ever heard
GreedyJungle
Well at least if they accidental crash into or go under one of them then at least they’ll only be the ones who die.
There isn't much on the road that would fare better against a semi. Maybe an XC90.
Nah. Only thing that’ll fair against a rig is a school bus. They build those like tanks. Source: I’m a trucker.
... I was impressed, I didn't know the Germans could make a riding lawnmower go that fast.
AstronautChicken
I've also heard it called a roller skate and now I honestly don't know which I prefer
weedwhacker on a roller skate.
CoBr2
It taps out at 92 on flat ground, but I hit 96 going down a hill once.
And the fact that you know this tells me all I need to know of your mental capacity and driving habits.
I won't defend my actions, but it was 10 years ago, I was 16, and it was an empty highway.
teh0khardic
How did the braking go?
Those things stop like a champ. The weight is all forward on the front already and they're pretty light.
Circosys
Gotta admit, if I saw it I'd be angry, but hearing about it, I'm impressed.
Oh I didn't give a shit. Every last time I've seen a Smart Car, it has a Dumb Driver. I figure they'll eventually remove themselves...
... from the gene pool, and do so in an environmentally friendly, kinetically inoffensive vehicle less likely to take someone else with them
Yea, I just don't want to be present when it happens. Everyone rides ass here, I'd probably get caught in it.
captmcneil
Bad driving might have something to do with many Smarts being rentals and shared cars. And yes, especially the old ones are awful.
lethalin
CommanderBear93
Too bad Fiats have terrible reliability
Dowtchaboy
Cue Not The Nine O'clock News: https://youtu.be/BNPTlT8HXjk
anangryscientist
Fix it again Tony!
USPS
That's a damn good commercial, I won't lie
supersomatic
women, amirite
Goose1124
Fix It Again Tomorrow
DonYawn
HamWilly
Lad-vertising
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
But will it pas the bowling-ball test?
Angrynortherner
I'd rather walk
BossRoswell
Someone who drives a Fiat doesn't actually care about the appearance of their car.
tooomanystevesgotbanned
hahaha!
andSmasher
Fiat Group brands: Abarth, AlfaRomeo, Chrysler, Dodge, Ferrari, Fiat, Fiat Professional, Jeep, Lancia, Maserati, Ram Trucks, and SRT.
IAmGodot
Fiat Group doesn't own Ferrari. Ferrari was spun off as its own luxury brand in 2016.
IAmGodot
Source: https://www.autoblog.com/2016/01/04/ferrari-split-spin-off-fiat-chrysler-automobiles-official/
PhilFreeman
And then you realize that the guy abusing the car in the tests is the driver / boyfriend in the flashback.
Courier87
Italian through and through
Mockingbirb
[deleted]
[deleted]
Quest4Life
mambo italiano
poorwhitetrash
It’s almost like you can see the gold chain that works as the delineation between the cars chest and facial hair.
sombrerohorsewagon
I didn’t see any threats of violence and the hand gestures were non existent.
DonYawn
Juggalomidgetparty
MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP! MEEP!
tomkiisk
If it'll survive a fiesty girl, it'll survive a crash.
thetruejoz
All fix it jokes aside, in 2 years of owning one Punto mk2 and putting around 70k on clock with it, had 1 malfunction, 2$ total and 1/2
thetruejoz
2/2 10 mins it took to fix. Overall, pretty comfortable car (40km drive each day to work), very nice fuel consumption (around 6l per 100km).
powerrangerpl
That car is a piece of crap. I tell you that.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
I think it would be very hard to convince guys in some countries that this tiny car can pick up women.
InTheDistanceAPlaintiveEnglishHorn
Unless that's the point and thats why she's leaving?
bristophecarry
fix it again Tony
WeDemandRigidlyDefinedAreasOfDoubtAndUncertainty
Boomhower, you idiot... that’s Fiat!
n1ff
Fit it again tomorrow!
lucyintheskywithgems
That's a fiat dale
aPokal
Fehler in allen Teilen (failure in all things)
HighwayStar82
oooooohhhh; goona have to remember that one
Gatzarlok
The only time I drove a fiat, I had to take every turn so slow because the visibility in them is HORRIBLE... Just... a horrible car.
sykoticflaw
It's like a SPC doing a PMCS on a vehicle. Slam the doors, kick the tires a couple times, you're good.
Spoonland
No way someone will throw her purse at a car. It's smartphones era, expensive stuff you know
o4kill
And has it undergone the Sauce test, @OP?
maybeitstreason
It has.
o4kill
Can I get said sauce?
maybeitstreason
There you go, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YBhftZSlbM
o4kill
Sauce! Thank you!
RobinYiff
Ah yes. The Fiat 500. Expand for pros and cons.
RobinYiff
Cons: Not much power behind it. Small cargo space. Hard to change the oil on it.
RobinYiff
Pros: Built like a TARDIS! Tiny turning radius. Can fit into tighter than usual parking spaces. Expand for more.
themanthemyththebellend
Yeah, gonna disagree on the turning radius there chief. I love my 500 but the turning circle sucks.
RobinYiff
Smaller than the other cars I have driven.
RobinYiff
Tightest Parallel Park Guinness World Record Holder: https://youtu.be/UzSRupf5ydc
debugstatement
Mrdrewbeats
Seems like he's saying "what the fuck"
Mrdrewbeats
In Italian of course
LaVagina
Italian Gavin?
ErrorFour0Four
*Italian bird noises*
paulssisisssssii
Ma che cosa dice ? E che cosa fai ???
DreadJr
No me gusta baño
LeBenchod
What is happenin there
dethroadie
Bada Bing
Skrai
Bada boom.
ActionAndy
Somebody toucha his spaghet.
pc404
Italian
kelsoncamp
Italian footballer protesting a call probably. Fan doing same.
NoLicense
They got a point though. Whenever i see this car, it's a total douchebag driving it.
[deleted]
[deleted]
Jeebuz
Service manager for a CDJR Fiat. I feel your pain.
themanthemyththebellend
Hey, I resent that, I drive a Abarth. What are you trying to ...nevermind.
Gayforbae
Or a basic bitch. In fact, it's usually a basic bitch.
Isthe4thtimethecharm
That is how I feel about anyone driving a mustang newer than the 70s.
JoJotarot
Especially the fox body and 2000s ones
ThySausagePrince
Unless it's the Abarth.
liltortatree
I bought one for my gf but I sometimes enjoy driving it over my truck because of how much different of a ride it is. It's a fun little ride
freezingpilot
I feel the same way about a Mazda 3peed.
Whynn
Sorry, can't get the image of a Fiat monster-trucking it over a pickup now.. Oh and I love my mom's Fiat. Turning radius like whoah!
liltortatree
Well I drive this fiat so maybe you'll understand now, https://youtu.be/EnCjDCrHnfY
Whynn
Seems legit!
laddaa
Brainlard
Nope guys do not buy a Fiat 500. They buy an Abarth 695 Biposto.
charlesengine
I like you
rezpawner
I know one guy who bought a Fiat 500 - total douche. So far, that's 100% in favour of NoLicence's theory.
NoLicense
I have a co-worker i always thought of as arrogant and he does everything to pump his ego. 2 weeks ago i found out what car he drives. a 500
GINO11111
NoLicense
''found the douchebag'' ;) haha fuck you
GINO11111
NoLicense
I just went to your profile and saw your recent comments. I like your .gif collection!
GINO11111
tomyironmane
Not as bad as Smart Cars. I saw one of those doing a slalom through semis on the highway at about 80.
spiffylookingnerfherder
You haven't lived until you've done a bit of light hooning in a smart car.
ValhallaIAmComing
Road legal karting
aeolous16
I was gonna say that isn't that strange, but then I remembered I learned how to drive in Illinois, where 80 is "slow lane", so nevermind.
RuthlessRuben
Don't forget New Mini Cooper drivers. I think you have to prove you're a maniac before you can buy one.
leorex
"Yo, Tridion steel safety shell, bitches"
lurch2014
I saw one hit a pothole once... Most satisfying crunch I've ever heard
GreedyJungle
Well at least if they accidental crash into or go under one of them then at least they’ll only be the ones who die.
spiffylookingnerfherder
There isn't much on the road that would fare better against a semi. Maybe an XC90.
GreedyJungle
Nah. Only thing that’ll fair against a rig is a school bus. They build those like tanks. Source: I’m a trucker.
tomyironmane
... I was impressed, I didn't know the Germans could make a riding lawnmower go that fast.
AstronautChicken
I've also heard it called a roller skate and now I honestly don't know which I prefer
tomyironmane
weedwhacker on a roller skate.
CoBr2
It taps out at 92 on flat ground, but I hit 96 going down a hill once.
tomyironmane
And the fact that you know this tells me all I need to know of your mental capacity and driving habits.
CoBr2
I won't defend my actions, but it was 10 years ago, I was 16, and it was an empty highway.
teh0khardic
How did the braking go?
CoBr2
Those things stop like a champ. The weight is all forward on the front already and they're pretty light.
Circosys
Gotta admit, if I saw it I'd be angry, but hearing about it, I'm impressed.
tomyironmane
Oh I didn't give a shit. Every last time I've seen a Smart Car, it has a Dumb Driver. I figure they'll eventually remove themselves...
tomyironmane
... from the gene pool, and do so in an environmentally friendly, kinetically inoffensive vehicle less likely to take someone else with them
Circosys
Yea, I just don't want to be present when it happens. Everyone rides ass here, I'd probably get caught in it.
captmcneil
Bad driving might have something to do with many Smarts being rentals and shared cars. And yes, especially the old ones are awful.