I find it crazy that US police aren't required to pass regular fitness tests like they do in every civilised country. Just another standard that the "greatest nation on earth" can't seem to keep up with.
Yup. I remember when she told us that, we all thought it was the coolest thing ever. Looks like he’s lost a lot of weight since then (Nathan M Wright on IMDb)
Fat cops shoot colored people. Cops need to exercise so they can catch people instead of this shit. Our street cops here all look fit and (kinda hot), they can catch our perps, RARELY do they shoot but it's almost never in the back when people are running away.
Purse, and looks like car as well. Like I ask all my outlaw friends, "Where are you going to run to? You got a secret volcano lair I don't know about?"
The trick is to stay *just* ahead of your pursuers, to keep them chasing you for as long as they can, and then lead them around a little obstacle, so you can BOOK IT back to your starting point.
My mind immediately went the bike guy in that other hilarious cop pursuit video. Glad she got away but if her ID was in there, she's in for a bad time in the near future
True, but at the same time it's either that or throw it away, I guess? Or just not get involved and let the police go to her house later and pick her up, which is valid too rather than get obstruction or something if you are caught as well
NorrinxRadd
Caroline, from corpus christi?
Zeterai
laner7112000
SPCNewbie
And to the right of that blue building is the USS Lexington
Dimr3ver
Girls gone wild.
shadowarachh
ButtscratchMcPherson
nevergoingtogiveyouupnevergoingtoletyoudown
While I praise her fitness... she left behind her purse which likely has her information in it meaning they'll get her later anyways.
Alphee99
It is very important to exercise your hogs. They get destructive if you don't.
veedubfreak
Rule #1 of Zombieland. Cardio
YuffieK
What? No Yackety Sax?
SeriousHustler
I know it’s a low bar but I’m glad they didn’t gun her down
bigfatpanda89
Not a low bar, a non-existent one. She's white, she's never getting gunned down for running.
WhoUhz
CaptainYesterday
Looks like the cops pulled a purse / bag off her. Hope there isnt ID in there.
TheSlouchOfBethlehem
I thought she was going back for it at first
NLOVNI
Them long legs 👍
Tmissfrizzle
Reasonable pace, nice stride, she's going places.
pancreas
yea, that way
Poppypoppoppop
Turkleturts
I find it crazy that US police aren't required to pass regular fitness tests like they do in every civilised country. Just another standard that the "greatest nation on earth" can't seem to keep up with.
digitreal
Ahh yes... my only weakness, a brisk jog.
Hirethor
Brisk at best, really.
enderite
G081
hoping also she was gonna circle back to the purse and then keep on truckin’
RetrogradeLlama
Also didn’t use the crosswalk when crossing the second street. She could get a ticket for that.
kurvarVillain
Camera person should grab her purse for her and drop it off later.
No id, no charges.
DarksteelPenguin
Yeah, I was thinking the same. Grab it and bail before the cops do.
Kyzyl
So some armed thugs stole a woman's purse and chased her though the street?
WishyMissy
Some of those that work forces ...
dalaiyoda
Are the same that stole purses?
SirSchmoopyOfAwesometon
speedonthis
That's what I saw too
69Voltage
And she’s wearing sandals
sbloyd
It's broiling here in Corpus. I'm surprised she's as clothed as she is. ;)
Cthulhudreams
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demolitionlover09
Random fact, this is my high school history teacher’s son getting chased.
Aranon1183
For serious!?
demolitionlover09
Yup. I remember when she told us that, we all thought it was the coolest thing ever. Looks like he’s lost a lot of weight since then (Nathan M Wright on IMDb)
Aranon1183
I don't really believe her, but my mom said she babysat Nick Stahl (the kid from Terminator) regularly as a kid.
itwasababyox
This is such a good reminder, smh
steelundecided
Rule number one.
ItsaBeemer
So if one of those gravy seals has a heart attack chasing you, are you held responsible for that ?
whatsisname
most likely https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggshell_skull
idiotsonfire
Honestly, yeah, and they'll get their putrescent pimplesucker pigs at the PD to beat you nearly to death for it.
manymadmasks
At least in Florida, the answer is an "probably". Florida Statutes § 775.082 (2025).
2774
That isn't even running away - it's jogging, if that. Cops need some cardio. And yes - I realize some of that bulk may be body armor.
Rkfinecake
It's like a reenactment of that scene in Superbad lol
DHTs
Nah, I'm from Corpus originally - most of the cops there can't even fit into their body armor.
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
They have her purse....
And she gave them something else,
A much needed cardio workout.
drcookieninja
Fat cops shoot colored people. Cops need to exercise so they can catch people instead of this shit. Our street cops here all look fit and (kinda hot), they can catch our perps, RARELY do they shoot but it's almost never in the back when people are running away.
thrashingcows
She should have circled back for the purse! Lol
Apothecarius
Purse, and looks like car as well. Like I ask all my outlaw friends, "Where are you going to run to? You got a secret volcano lair I don't know about?"
showdownsam78666
Never underestimate Crackheads.
hendawg2020
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ktp57
If you knew about it, it wouldn’t be much of a secret lair, would it?
fastlaserjockey
That was the fake purse for muggings, nothing in there but some singles and a chapstick.
FuzzyX
Some I know would carry a brick making their bag a weapon once swung hard enough.
showdownsam78666
Drugs and fake n IDs
steve3p0
Kraft singles ???
BrontTheGoodBoy
Also my first thought. That's probably why I don't carry a purse. Or why I should start...
LifeIsADanceOfMinds
Oh well, the Cops got a good run for the money...
(BTW, who was filming?)
doesTheUNmatter
Hey look, my entertainment for the night, a drunk girl getting arrested, time to film it and possibly show others tomorrow if something happens
b3n9
Someone call the fire department m, you are red hot with these puns!
Seriously though, this comment is a work of art. Chefs kiss
IMakeLotsOfReferencesAndRemakes
The person who got a free purse.
guitarfourtysix
pimp
wetsquirrel
Was hoping she would circle back around to grab her purse and keep running.
Baelfyr3
I was also waiting for this.
irontrailstudio
The trick is to stay *just* ahead of your pursuers, to keep them chasing you for as long as they can, and then lead them around a little obstacle, so you can BOOK IT back to your starting point.
slopwizard
I like when we all have the same expectations from chase scenes
TheRicM
In purse-uit of suspect
SJBSavageInk
Fr. They got her 🪪 now
FlaminkoFactor
My mind immediately went the bike guy in that other hilarious cop pursuit video. Glad she got away but if her ID was in there, she's in for a bad time in the near future
Futchm
Do a couple laps around the squad car
BobRossHB
Take it for ride, park it in a river. Ya know girl things
CharlesTooke
I like the way you think, Bob!
SMhobo
God forbidden girls have hobbies
showdownsam78666
Dude she was in heels too!!!
terajack2048
Yeah I think that really slowed her down, strides weren’t that long.
LoonyBoBdammitwhotookmyname
is she? The way her feet land says flats to me but the film is super grainy
procrastinatorman
The person recording should have taken it and brought it to her place afterwards
TheRicM
*purseon
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
That’s totally not creepy
NickRivieraMD
Iunno, less creepy than letting the cops find it with her ID in it.
layinginbedfeelinglikeaquesarito
It’s the “brought it to her place afterwards” that has the creep vibes
NickRivieraMD
oh sure, I think there was an assumption in the original comment that the person filming is already an acquaintance.
gcleff19101
True, but at the same time it's either that or throw it away, I guess? Or just not get involved and let the police go to her house later and pick her up, which is valid too rather than get obstruction or something if you are caught as well