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Someone put a big bet on Putin being out of office by the end of the year. $409,000. https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/options/articles/someone-just-bet-400k-putin-130000222.html
GwaboButt
Definitely one of Trump’s sons
METOCalot
Why is no one assuming it's Eric?
Edgarflaps
He needs to be strung up with piano wire.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
He needs to be put in a cage in Kiyv zoo. Right next to the monkeys, so the visitors can see shit being flung at him every day.
Hexidimentional
Ukranian drone, spearing him in the ass, then flown as high as the drone can manage with his weight, before detonating its payload over moscow
quade
I would love to see him (and trump) perform the Spandau Ballet.
pm1001
TIL where that name comes from. Ty
Bojovnik84
Someone willing to lose to get some attention. Unless you see one about Putin getting assassinated, doubt he retires one day or is beat in an election.
Hexidimentional
i've got money on ukranian drone
Ikwilstroopwaffels
Oh he knows he doesn't get to retire. Dictators do not get cozy retirements. At best they die like Caucesceu. At worst they die like Gaddafi.
Hexidimentional
Based on what, he's run unapposed for decades because his opponents mysteriously keep falling out of windows
quade
They really should do something about those trip hazards around windows and those unlocked windows.
ragazzino
Based on flying the country into the ground. He's not invincible.
Hexidimentional
Eh, its the eurasian tradition, before putin the soviets did the same.
ragazzino
The money has run out.
Hexidimentional
yeah that's what happened to the soviets too lmao
ragazzino
Q.E.D then bucko.