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#funny #hooray_for_boobies #fuckcancer
Mar 26, 2021 8:43 AM
Machi4vel
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#funny #hooray_for_boobies #fuckcancer
writetehcodez
Sadly my spouse lost both breasts to cancer :( Upside: she’s not dead and she’s getting new tits.
zeddyy
This is gross btw. Cancer isn’t sexy.
ActionJohnnie
Machi4vel
That‘s a message I can get behind!
BeverlyHillsBillie
With great breasts comes great responsibility.
jelladelta
And if you wanna up the responsibility stakes, then get a vagina.
VagisilToothpaste
Ok, but I am more than just my tits. How about we focus on the whole woman, and not just what's on her chest.
PictureArchiver
I am today years old when I find out what second base means.
SomethingOtherThanMyRealName
I got to first base with a girl, that elbow was sweet!
silentwolf1999
Found the Mormon.
jelladelta
You're gonna burn in hell.
akom
I feel like the responses on this might have missed the joke.
SirRichfield
Also homebase! Do not forget homebase!
TheDeathstick
They didn’t in that picture.
SirRichfield
Heh, now that you mention it... Might "Don't let cancer steal your bases" be too subtle, though?
carcarodon
Also men should be able to recognize if something is different, at least with boobs they are familiar with.
jursamaj
I would like to be familiar enough with a pair to tell when something's different. That hasn't been the case for 20 years now. :/
ADDGirl
Like their own. Men can get breast cancer too.
WeekendWarriorMark
https://youtu.be/niO_xtIEFAM
popejubal
Boobs awesome. Cancer sucks. If you get breast cancer, don't feel bad about ditching your boobs to stop the cancer if that's what you need.
hanshuit
Actually, recent studies highlight that boob removal might actually do morre harm than good
hanshuit
https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/pdf/10.1002/ijc.31034
popejubal
Actually, recent studies need to be read in context and mastectomy can be important for some people and contraindicated for others.
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
Second base is anal
industrialjones
I thought sex was first base
BearsDontCare
Unpopular opinion but, id like some of the funding breast cancer gets to go to other cancer research.
Aaronb1138
Most people "cured" of breast cancer never had anything malignant. In some age groups it's around 10:1. Komen has caused a lot of damage.
CrazyMemeSeeker
very nice, girls should always be careful, this stuff can destroy a life very quickly
lifeguard96
So can kids when you round 3rd and start heading home, so be safe in that regard as well.
Gayforbae
Yep, baseball is a fast way to hell.
BobRossHB
On the flip side, guys handle those balls too
TrustMeIAmOnTheInternet
Second base or cancer?
Wegur
Yep
NoSandalsAllowed
Indeed
adverselypossessed
lolfrad
Yes
unnecessaryweevil
rihani3
Men too. Grope your own tits occasionally, my fellow dudes...
FaginandRat
Lost a male friend to breaat cancer because chaps don't think they get it so it had gotten a good hold. Do the check occasionally guys
SirRichfield
And other things, dudes!!! We lost a few good people to colon cancer!
rihani3
Testicles you surely can and should do yourself regularly. But maybe get a professional to do the colon for you :P
SirRichfield
Hellooooooooooo, NURSE!
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
Fingers in for prostate awareness!
drinkwineandscrew
Check them monthly, and if you have a history of aggressive/early onset breast and/or ovarian cancer in your family, look at BRCA screening.
jokeeffe2
Clever and informative...I approve of this.
JeevesMk2
WeekendWarriorMark
What no topless female trampoline reference here? Come on people
WeekendWarriorMark
OK it’s a risky google, but why the downvotes? https://youtu.be">_xtIEFAM">https://youtu.be/niO_xtIEFAM https://www.malecancer.org
HmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmH
I want a t shirt of this please
arthurvanhoudt
Sorry, but if you have the bad genes you WILL lose the breasts. My sis has the bad ones & got them removed as soon as ‘bad’ tissue developed
Eldude3513
Miss going to baseball games ?
wylkyn
I had my cancerous prostate removed, which really sucks as a guy for various reasons. But it beats being dead.
Aaronb1138
Prostate cancer rarely kills. When it does it typically takes 20+ years. Prostate biopsies alone arguably cause more harm than lives saved.
wylkyn
First off, it killed my grandfather. Secondly, fuck you.
Aaronb1138
wylkyn
Doesn't make you any less of an insensitive bitch. So yeah, fuck off for minimizing my pain. Learn some compassion you twat.
Aaronb1138
My insensitivity is because people need to be aware of the truth, and your average doctor, especially >40 is not providing it.
k4FoodSmasher
I used to think second base was kissing. Boy did I inadvertently talk shit.
TheSecondPiewackit
BONNIE MCMURRAY
Pixpix123
My second base got stolen at age 32 . With a 3.5 cm tumor . Fuck cancer
Machi4vel
I see in your previous posts that your were checking second base to an other amazing second base holder. Happy to have you with us!
stayforawhile
I thought second base was anal?
davebeastly
Be as strong as that top button. ?
Machi4vel
That‘s so paradoxal!
ohrightinthedink
That mighty little G...
tismaggle
obarey
Treasure of a character. I love Mindy.
BobbieNell
I know "Save the boobies" is a great ad campaign, but seriously, to hell with the boobies. Cut 'em off if they go bad. Save the women.
CallsYouATosser
I thought it was just an ad for freezers?
SirIsAppearingInThisPost
I saw a woman recently with a low-cut shirt that said "of course they're fake, the real ones tried to kill me!" Loved the sense of humor.
SirIsAppearingInThisPost
Seriously, emphatically agree with you. Save the woman, even if the boobs have to go. There's reconstructive options and life matters more.
elinveronicap
Evergrey
Holy fuck yes. Breast cancer isn't sexy, or cute. Breasts are not as important as human beings.
Lazybot
More upvotes!
HaplotypeX
Love this
ADDGirl
DrKriegersClone
Ever seen the t-shirt "Yes, they're fake - my real ones tried to kill me"?
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
I've already told my BF if I get boob cancer, plan a is to lob 'em off. End of story.
Fairemont
Save both!
Sh4dowWalker96
Save what's possible. Sometimes, that's only the human.
Simon1FA
Absolutely.Are they referring to another option (if available) where they cut out the cancer (saving the rest)?
soulsource
Yes, the ads are for regular screenings. Because if found early enough, cancer can usually be cured without surgery and without chemo.
BobbieNell
Reconstructive breast surgery certainly happens. But when it comes to cancer, it's more important to save the person than the breast tissue.
Aaronb1138
Public messaging, especially Komen, on breast cancer is rife with falsehoods. Most (>70%) of "survivors" were never in danger.
HelpfulCorn
Right on. Read the book Pink Ribbon Blues.
Aaronb1138
Sauce: https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-case-against-early-cancer-detection/
reversebacon1
I love how breast cancer is the only cancer anyone cares about
killerqueen
The reason it gets more attention is bc the child of a breast cancer victim decided to start a movement to raise awareness. 1/2
killerqueen
If you want a particular cancer to get more awareness, start a movement.
Sh4dowWalker96
I bet you think "all lives matter" is a valid thing to say to "black lives matter" as well.
phobosorbust
Raising awareness for one cancer doesn't mean we're ignoring the rest. It's not a zero sum game.
zeddyy
YES. “Pinkwashing” breast cancer gets more funding & awareness than all other cancers combined becuz it’s “sexy” & easy to sell
zeddyy
The pink ribbon means shit btw. None of the proceeds have to go to cancer research & pink ribbon branded products are often carcinogenic.
zeddyy
It’s just a big, profitable marketing campaign. There’s a whole “Breast Cancer Awareness Month” dedicated to selling pink ribbon shit.
zeddyy
& in this post we observe how “breast cancer awareness” is often just a flimsy excuse to make lewd, sexist jokes.
Sonicschilidogs
As a millennial, isn't second base when you lick each other's buttholes, then third base is when you buy chipotle for her? S/
ExtraAverage
And the coveted 3 game ejection, when you lick her butthole immediately after buying her chipotle.
ZashchishchayushchiysyaOsushchestvitelLzhesvidetelstva
When do you get her about the childhood trauma?
Sonicschilidogs
Home run baby!
OlderWiser
And a home run is when you smear her with avocado and call her toast?
jelladelta
What's all in? Taco bell then rim job?
thenonworkinglight
Fucks sake, that's enough internet today
Chronozon937
BugSmasherdv20
No /s my understanding was always that second base was a bj
benephon
Face is first base, boobs are second base, pants off but not sex is third base, sex is home.
RadasNoir
Having heard this referenced on TV and in movies, I had always wondered what each meant.
BloomAndGrowIris
Hence saying you "scored"
Fairemont
Where is hand holding?
AninOnin
On the playground during recess
Sonicschilidogs
Dugout
StewedTomaters
Bullpen
goodguyC
1st base: Sex, 2nd base: eating ass, 3rd base: going on a date, Homerun: you meet her parents!
goodguyC
To clarify, I'm alone hitting balls in the batting cage!
Chaffedgazell
you whipper snappers are gross as hell.
tismaggle
Ugh I’m still in the parking lot
StewedTomaters
That's where steps 1-3 happen.