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JohnnySandwich
Nah, but what IS going to happen will be further relaxation of environmental and oil drilling regs, so oil companies can get by.
Sm9yCg
Uh, isn't that exactly what happens there right now?
TheEarthIsFlatbread
ExtraZOIDBERG
Hopefully they will win the hearts and minds of the locals by building roads & hospitals and establishing a democracy form of government
D3ath71
Awesome comment
Smokinsalmon
Spiderman pointing at spiderman. Someone else get it
carn37lake
Its 2 bucks in california. I'm keeping extra in my bathtub
GrayElephant
I heard adding bath bombs will bring the unicorns out of extinction-just like what happened to kiwi
PilgrimScott
US out of 'Merica!!!
CairoLen
Indigenous folks like uh yeah, go.
onepieceofgumleft
Something , something ... Gotta fight to protect freedom and democracy.
DrakeMapping
Accurate.
Superfloofthundercat
They really mean, make they rich richer....
damogen
They have a corrupt leadership, endangering the world. We have proof that they have WMD's. Their elections are not decided by majority vote
m h m
StunnedGoofy
And the american way? Lol
GenericNord
Invasion is gonna be won in no time, but what about their exit-strategy?
steerAwwPrincess
Someone needs to liberate you guys.
chobies
If America doesn't invade America, who will???
iancarry
china
LauriMaijala
Judging by the news this invasion has been going on about four years.
cosmicspacedog
Wouldn’t be the dumbest thing I see us doing this year
nipaxon
In sweden we call it skitbilligt = shit cheap or more accurate cheap as shit. Even if its really not that cheap. Ca $1.3 /L= $3.9 per gallon
JohnMike64
Americans BP is evil spilling filthy oil in our sea. *Drives massive gas's guzzling trucks round the block for McDonald's
Valaar
Paoloc0mments
HEY! Y’ALL HOLDIN OUT ON SOME FREEDUM?
UR FREEDUM?
MAYN?
BELONG MAYN?
KapitanMarkovka
Make some stories that someone (*Cough* Democrats) is hiding biological weapons, and America will go to war.
dergage
Skywatcher16
i mean, given how bonkers the far right is getting, this might be reality in the not too distant future....
[deleted]
i mean, have you seen it show signs of stopping? thats really the scariest part. they are already bad. but they just keep getting WORSE!
FailedCrate
Yeah... so how bout we still stop burning fossil fuels? But that would be a wee bit inconvenient, eh?!
Muunk
Plot twist: Texas takes over American. Cowboy boots now required by law.
Solvedmind
Pretty sure there is a Netflix movie about this!
ChodeStool
v
WhiteVanNoChildrenAllowed
Throughout the country, it is now legal to carry a sword in public.
transference
You’re just trying to trick me into bringing one to a gunfight
"Oh God he's onto me. I've failed you Big Sword."
Sumtinstink
I am ok with that... The boots protect
roughingupthesuspect
Fuck. I hate cowboy boots
Greenshield
Pepsi Coke and Coke Coke parent companies fall into ruin as the rest of the nation can no longer order the correct soda
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
v dont forget the lever action winchesters.
Roaddog184
Fuck that part about about cowboy boots, they are so fucking uncomfortable, like wearing hard plastic bricks in your feet.
insegrevious
A nice pair of ropers are fantastic... they're like workboots, you gotta get them fitted if you're going to use them all the time.
somethingwittywasalreadytaken
Shoot. If only there were some other energy source!
HeilHasselhoff
Oil prices went into the negative for some companies. Let me repeat that. OIL MANUFACTURERS ARE PAYING COMPANIES TO TAKE THEIR OIL
CatsUpvoteTerror
Oil futures came due.
Damiv
I don’t think people understand the impact that is going to have on the economy.
BrianAspirin
At least this crisis will serve as a practical lesson for dumb people
You sir are far more optimistic than I.
Badsequence
America fuck yeah coming again to save the mother fucking day. America fuck yeah!
Mack1986
People s6ont seem to understand oil and gasoline are not the same thing. There are refinement, transportation, and storage costs
dazzle8124
Yea I actually think fuel is cheap even a few month ago. I seen bottles of water more expensive per litre
Atarukb
And then there is printer ink.
You don't seem to know that oil prices are currently negative. As in, producers are paying to get rid of it.
roscoconner25
People don’t seem to understand jokes and news are not the same thing. There is humor, satire, and laughing.
Shamorza
get outa here, are you saying it costs a lot more than the price of crude oil to produce gasoline out of that shit?
Nope. I’m saying that people are allowed to have fun and make jokes.
albertstoner
Its a joke tho. Its a dumb joke but still...
PonyMadness
People rarely understand anything about the oil and gas industry other than the misinformed memes their aunt sends them on Facebook
DathLordePotatoe
Its a damn joke. Stfu
Someone's triggered
aspoerl1
Can confirm.
colorfuel
Glad we‘re not people, eh?
thekrstring
Dinosaur bone go juice
Mickeysofine
RyanOfAthens
I thought oil was more plant based than animal based? I could be wrong though. I hope not though, because using dinosaurs to make 1/2
plastic dinosaurs is really funny to me. 2/2
GamingMule
Why is it America seems to go to war with itself when there is a black resource involved?
Well there's only been one war and it was over the south wanting to keep people as property.
And oil isn't black. Crude is green. Paraffin is yellow. Condensate is clear. It's all refined into many different products from there.
most crude oil is black or brown, but yes, in can also be green, while that is quite rare.
I've drilled it, frac'd it, and hauled it. It's not "quite rare".
It’s different for each oil field. I’m guessing you only worked with oil in North Dakota
KrautMick
Um Beverly Hillbillies. Shoots the ground. Oil. It’s in the song, too. “Up from the ground comes bubblin crude. Black gold” Take that, nerds
buddbilly
97¢/gal in Arkansas
VresiBerba
$4.80/gallon here in Sweden. Lowest in over a decade. WoOt!!1
Cries in $2.75 in California. At least I'm working from home I've saved 180 bucks over the last 3 weeks!
chucknasty
Woo pig. Inside your home of course
Mamalemon
Wait...You guys aren't getting paid to buy gas?
CrimsonHawkeye
This sucks I've seen $2.11 in philly
badpuppeh81
it's not quite that low by me yet, $1.19 I'm just outside little rock
unfunfactguy
It was 69¢ here not too long agp
FreeGrammarLessons
Nice
HoldmecloserTinyDoggo
95 cents a gallon in Ohio! Just filled my whole tank for $10.50
SandettieLightVesselAutomatic
Current exchange rate puts UK prices at $5.72 a gallon. That's big manly imperial gallons rather than US gallons.
klimpster
Reminds me when I was in LA a few years ago, talking to a cab driver about that we had a gas price of $9 a gallon in Sweden back then...
SLENDGENEER
It was at 95 cents in Wisconsin but lately it's been 1.10
motherfluffer
Wow it’s still 3.75 in CA and we have a refinery less than 50 miles from us
CommunityAsshole
91 cents a gal in Wisconsin.
deepfriedcode
~$6/gal here in the UK.
CityYeti
$1.99 in Massachusetts
sparesoft
UK here. £1.07 per litre for diesel, £1.02 per litre for Petrol. That’s dirt cheap!
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Been $1.18 for a few days in DFW
SmallTiddyGothGremlin
$2 a gallon in PA.
firekei
Where in Arkansas? In North Little Rock I am still seeing $1.20!
Benton. Kroger and Wal-mart. $1.01 at Valero.
Dear lord! I’m going to check to see if any inPulaski dropped bellow a buck.
STONERD716716
.889 at Indian reservations around buffalo
HumfreeBugart
In Europe, the oil price has little effect on prices at the pump as the vast majority of price is from government duty, tax and VAT
AlmostScientist
$1.79 in MD
may825
dang its $1.84 over in Frederick
I’m in PG county but I kno for sure it’s still around $2.30 or something in MoCo
SnowyDad
$1.60 per litre where I am in Australia... Which works out at about $5.44 a gallon. We're getting ripped off...
j3cht89
$1.87 in philadelphia atm
purplepizzaeater420
$1.19 a gallon her in CO
cropduster5000
Wtf Oregon prices have hardly changed
thabuschwackerOG
Not good for oilfield companies and workers, I'm one of them
jesserayross2
Sucks they can’t set the price up too an insanely inflated level like they usually do and gouge us all for our money, super sucks...
fritztheretriever
Jelly. Seattle is still nearly $3 per gallon.
It's still $2.89 here but we haven't slowed down at all.
billygoots
Where is here?
Letthekidhitmeintheass
Here means Here....fuckin listen dude
Southwest states
radwizard
Winning! Finally! Congrats!
1.15/gal in Albuquerque, NM
therealZzzzz
Still a phenomenally cheap ~US$5.20/gallon in Oxfordshire.
gobbin
£5.00/gall this morning in the UK = $6.17
redsmerf
...I paid 2.25 yesterday in WA. WTF?
Imgurian121314
$1.89 in Vancouver a few days ago
Yall got those clean burning additives that cost money
dannydrgr
Lake Tahoe California: shits still $3.96 a gallon
IPlayForBread
Please answer a drunk mans question, why is your country so fucking batshit crazy
Destlin
The uber wealthy and corrupt have all the power and push bad agendas to line their pockets.
basher1
That gallon would be 5.30 dollars here in Finland.. 1.3euros for a LITRE.. Funny thing it is cheap currently...
dcv605
Woow! In the Netherlands unloaded 95 is still: €1,35 per liter (3.78 liter per gallon)
HistoricalContext
Where, exactly? Northwest Arkansas has it at $1.24.
Benton at Kroger
AnalFistingPornStarLegendJhonnyShitKnuckles
I thought it was 1.25 yesterday?
SerenePrincess013
It was 1.31$ in Columbia, Missouri, as of Saturday. This is getting unreal. Never thought I'd see it this low again in my lifetime.
TargetedAdBot
We have 1.29€/L and I'm like "super cheeaaaapp!"
DeJohnnie
That is still $5,27 p/gallon lol.
Higero
Here in Finland in my area it's around 1,44 € / l (5,9 $/ gal). So it ain't cheap around here :(.
sortofkindamadbutnotreally
Fuck my ass thats cheaper than it js by the litre in some places up here in maple syrup land
ohmygodimonfirewhyarentyouhelping
Holy shit...its 97 cents here for a litre! A gallon is like 3.4 litres or something isn't it??
3.785 and same here.
DonkeyEsq
For a short gallon yes, not a real gallon. A real one is 4.546 litres.
3,785 litres to be exact.
sundaymondayhippyday
Not bad...
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
I don't think that is exact.
DictatorofPussy
Repeating of course...
xJustAGuy
.... Where? It's still 1.37 here
Wal-mart in Benton just south of Little Rock
Kronomoto
I live near bentonville and it's not under a dollar
Me too. 1.25 yesterday
Dwalker2
Damn! Do you have to suck someone's dick for that price?
Reisitaskurapu
About $4.5/gallon (1.2 eur/l) in Finland and this is also way less than normal
WalterJrsFatC0ck
Still $3.50 in Hawaii
koakuma42
9th island is 2.30ish.
ImSoUserFriendly
Not at Costco. I got it for like 2.20 the other day
Even Safeway in Hilo is still holding pretty high
ScarecrowSticks
"At this point, I realized the girl scout in question was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleolithic era"
I gave him a dollar.
You what, woman?
"A dollar, I gave him, a dollar"
Mockingbirb
With other words, about tree fiddy
GamesDeen
Holy shit balls. It’s $1.22 here western Chicago.
thejohe
Shit where bro you're not that far off best I found was 1 79
gruneyp
Just paid $0.99 this morning in southern Wisconsin
cheneygunnin4ever
Hovering around $1.20 near Milwaukee
ElonMusksFutureHusband
Down to $.70 here in Aus at some servos
A litre that is
WHERE??? Still $1.60 where I am...
Frankston lol
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
I saw 61.6¢ / liter here in manitoba
jadanks
53.6 Cents per litre here in Oilberta.. i mean Alberta.
Jonaltram
What the heck is a liter?!? ?????
SwanTayle
89cents/L here in aus was $1.60 just a couple months ago, god im dreading the spike when this is all over
Go home Canada. You’re drunk.
hipifreq
Even funnier is the us$/liter it sells for in some parts of the US because there's so many Canadians
electronicbovine
Manitoba, eh? I went to Manitoba once as a kid. Pretty sure your "state bird" is a mosquito.
Excuse you. It's our PROVINCIAL bird, thank you very much.
Well, that's why I quoted it! Also, in Manitoba, I stepped out of my canoe and missed the rock shelf...went into river. Came out with some..
Leaches chillin on my pants!
AwwDamn321
This is a fucking deep diss.
MADchemEE
Nah man, that's our pride and joy, claiming to have the biggest mosquitos...
NotRockyAdriaaaaan
A gallon! WTF
WouldRatherDrive
$1/gal in Colorado
£1 for a litre here
butIdontownasuitJudith
Ten chickens, a goat and your first born for a dram here.
MoistlyFlaccid
£0.98ltr at Costco
NoisyRhysling
a pound of what?
Blokewithabrew
Shite int it
MichaelJCabuuse
68c (cad) a liter here
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Narcilex
$0.96 CAD here (BC)
Oof
christooss
Yeah we have it fixed at 1 EUR. Ironically it's right wing government rising gas taxes.
Ignition101
Generalisation but I've found right wing Gov'ts tend to favour business and profit making, so letting prices rise for them is acceptable.
Thing is they are not "letting" them rise, they are rising them with rising the gas tax. And same people criticised left gov for doing this.
And I just checked. For every litre which is 1 EUR we have 0,74 eur of tax put on it. For diesel its 0,67 eur.
FeersumEndjinn
We do have higher quality fuel though, 95 octane is regular, I think anything above 90 is classed as premium in the US? I may be wrong tho
Yes, typically it’s 92 and our lowest is 87
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
not the same numbers they are measuring, basically the same gas.
guy73378
For... All... Them laps around the track everyone does each week
8.65 Danish Kroner a litre here.
senseihugo
Hejsan från Finland! Jag kan talar liten svenska men också förstå liten danska språket. Jag tror kan du förstå svenska också. :)
Kan ikke tale eller forstå svensk, men kan læse det. Kan læse og forstå norsk, men ikke tale det. Kan ikke læse, forstå, eller tale finsk.
Plebkill
15 Norwegian Kroner here, still cheaper than usual
MrMineHeads
You'd think a country that produces oil has cheap gas, but I guess Norway is always an exception. Btw, love everything about Norway!
Bman1988
12 kroner her i Rogaland.
JohnnySandwich
Nah, but what IS going to happen will be further relaxation of environmental and oil drilling regs, so oil companies can get by.
Sm9yCg
Uh, isn't that exactly what happens there right now?
TheEarthIsFlatbread
ExtraZOIDBERG
Hopefully they will win the hearts and minds of the locals by building roads & hospitals and establishing a democracy form of government
D3ath71
Awesome comment
Smokinsalmon
Spiderman pointing at spiderman. Someone else get it
carn37lake
Its 2 bucks in california. I'm keeping extra in my bathtub
GrayElephant
I heard adding bath bombs will bring the unicorns out of extinction-just like what happened to kiwi
PilgrimScott
US out of 'Merica!!!
CairoLen
Indigenous folks like uh yeah, go.
onepieceofgumleft
Something , something ... Gotta fight to protect freedom and democracy.
DrakeMapping
Accurate.
Superfloofthundercat
They really mean, make they rich richer....
damogen
They have a corrupt leadership, endangering the world. We have proof that they have WMD's. Their elections are not decided by majority vote
DrakeMapping
m h m
StunnedGoofy
And the american way? Lol
GenericNord
Invasion is gonna be won in no time, but what about their exit-strategy?
steerAwwPrincess
Someone needs to liberate you guys.
chobies
If America doesn't invade America, who will???
iancarry
china
LauriMaijala
Judging by the news this invasion has been going on about four years.
cosmicspacedog
Wouldn’t be the dumbest thing I see us doing this year
nipaxon
In sweden we call it skitbilligt = shit cheap or more accurate cheap as shit. Even if its really not that cheap. Ca $1.3 /L= $3.9 per gallon
JohnMike64
Americans BP is evil spilling filthy oil in our sea. *Drives massive gas's guzzling trucks round the block for McDonald's
Valaar
Paoloc0mments
HEY! Y’ALL HOLDIN OUT ON SOME FREEDUM?
Paoloc0mments
UR FREEDUM?
Paoloc0mments
MAYN?
Paoloc0mments
BELONG MAYN?
KapitanMarkovka
Make some stories that someone (*Cough* Democrats) is hiding biological weapons, and America will go to war.
dergage
Skywatcher16
i mean, given how bonkers the far right is getting, this might be reality in the not too distant future....
[deleted]
[deleted]
Skywatcher16
i mean, have you seen it show signs of stopping? thats really the scariest part. they are already bad. but they just keep getting WORSE!
FailedCrate
Yeah... so how bout we still stop burning fossil fuels? But that would be a wee bit inconvenient, eh?!
Muunk
Plot twist: Texas takes over American. Cowboy boots now required by law.
Solvedmind
Pretty sure there is a Netflix movie about this!
ChodeStool
WhiteVanNoChildrenAllowed
Throughout the country, it is now legal to carry a sword in public.
transference
You’re just trying to trick me into bringing one to a gunfight
WhiteVanNoChildrenAllowed
"Oh God he's onto me. I've failed you Big Sword."
Sumtinstink
I am ok with that... The boots protect
roughingupthesuspect
Fuck. I hate cowboy boots
Greenshield
Pepsi Coke and Coke Coke parent companies fall into ruin as the rest of the nation can no longer order the correct soda
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
Roaddog184
Fuck that part about about cowboy boots, they are so fucking uncomfortable, like wearing hard plastic bricks in your feet.
insegrevious
A nice pair of ropers are fantastic... they're like workboots, you gotta get them fitted if you're going to use them all the time.
somethingwittywasalreadytaken
Shoot. If only there were some other energy source!
HeilHasselhoff
Oil prices went into the negative for some companies. Let me repeat that. OIL MANUFACTURERS ARE PAYING COMPANIES TO TAKE THEIR OIL
CatsUpvoteTerror
Oil futures came due.
Damiv
I don’t think people understand the impact that is going to have on the economy.
BrianAspirin
At least this crisis will serve as a practical lesson for dumb people
Damiv
You sir are far more optimistic than I.
Badsequence
America fuck yeah coming again to save the mother fucking day. America fuck yeah!
Mack1986
People s6ont seem to understand oil and gasoline are not the same thing. There are refinement, transportation, and storage costs
dazzle8124
Yea I actually think fuel is cheap even a few month ago. I seen bottles of water more expensive per litre
Atarukb
And then there is printer ink.
damogen
You don't seem to know that oil prices are currently negative. As in, producers are paying to get rid of it.
roscoconner25
People don’t seem to understand jokes and news are not the same thing. There is humor, satire, and laughing.
Shamorza
get outa here, are you saying it costs a lot more than the price of crude oil to produce gasoline out of that shit?
roscoconner25
Nope. I’m saying that people are allowed to have fun and make jokes.
albertstoner
Its a joke tho. Its a dumb joke but still...
PonyMadness
People rarely understand anything about the oil and gas industry other than the misinformed memes their aunt sends them on Facebook
DathLordePotatoe
Its a damn joke. Stfu
PonyMadness
Someone's triggered
aspoerl1
Can confirm.
colorfuel
Glad we‘re not people, eh?
thekrstring
Dinosaur bone go juice
Mickeysofine
Accurate.
RyanOfAthens
I thought oil was more plant based than animal based? I could be wrong though. I hope not though, because using dinosaurs to make 1/2
RyanOfAthens
plastic dinosaurs is really funny to me. 2/2
GamingMule
Why is it America seems to go to war with itself when there is a black resource involved?
PonyMadness
Well there's only been one war and it was over the south wanting to keep people as property.
PonyMadness
And oil isn't black. Crude is green. Paraffin is yellow. Condensate is clear. It's all refined into many different products from there.
damogen
most crude oil is black or brown, but yes, in can also be green, while that is quite rare.
PonyMadness
I've drilled it, frac'd it, and hauled it. It's not "quite rare".
damogen
It’s different for each oil field. I’m guessing you only worked with oil in North Dakota
KrautMick
Um Beverly Hillbillies. Shoots the ground. Oil. It’s in the song, too. “Up from the ground comes bubblin crude. Black gold” Take that, nerds
buddbilly
97¢/gal in Arkansas
VresiBerba
$4.80/gallon here in Sweden. Lowest in over a decade. WoOt!!1
Badsequence
Cries in $2.75 in California. At least I'm working from home I've saved 180 bucks over the last 3 weeks!
chucknasty
Woo pig. Inside your home of course
Mamalemon
Wait...You guys aren't getting paid to buy gas?
CrimsonHawkeye
This sucks I've seen $2.11 in philly
badpuppeh81
it's not quite that low by me yet, $1.19 I'm just outside little rock
unfunfactguy
It was 69¢ here not too long agp
FreeGrammarLessons
Nice
HoldmecloserTinyDoggo
95 cents a gallon in Ohio! Just filled my whole tank for $10.50
SandettieLightVesselAutomatic
Current exchange rate puts UK prices at $5.72 a gallon. That's big manly imperial gallons rather than US gallons.
klimpster
Reminds me when I was in LA a few years ago, talking to a cab driver about that we had a gas price of $9 a gallon in Sweden back then...
SLENDGENEER
It was at 95 cents in Wisconsin but lately it's been 1.10
motherfluffer
Wow it’s still 3.75 in CA and we have a refinery less than 50 miles from us
CommunityAsshole
91 cents a gal in Wisconsin.
deepfriedcode
~$6/gal here in the UK.
CityYeti
$1.99 in Massachusetts
sparesoft
UK here. £1.07 per litre for diesel, £1.02 per litre for Petrol. That’s dirt cheap!
isthisusernamealreadychosen
Been $1.18 for a few days in DFW
SmallTiddyGothGremlin
$2 a gallon in PA.
firekei
Where in Arkansas? In North Little Rock I am still seeing $1.20!
buddbilly
Benton. Kroger and Wal-mart. $1.01 at Valero.
firekei
Dear lord! I’m going to check to see if any inPulaski dropped bellow a buck.
STONERD716716
.889 at Indian reservations around buffalo
HumfreeBugart
In Europe, the oil price has little effect on prices at the pump as the vast majority of price is from government duty, tax and VAT
AlmostScientist
$1.79 in MD
may825
dang its $1.84 over in Frederick
AlmostScientist
I’m in PG county but I kno for sure it’s still around $2.30 or something in MoCo
SnowyDad
$1.60 per litre where I am in Australia... Which works out at about $5.44 a gallon. We're getting ripped off...
j3cht89
$1.87 in philadelphia atm
purplepizzaeater420
$1.19 a gallon her in CO
cropduster5000
Wtf Oregon prices have hardly changed
thabuschwackerOG
Not good for oilfield companies and workers, I'm one of them
jesserayross2
Sucks they can’t set the price up too an insanely inflated level like they usually do and gouge us all for our money, super sucks...
fritztheretriever
Jelly. Seattle is still nearly $3 per gallon.
PonyMadness
It's still $2.89 here but we haven't slowed down at all.
billygoots
Where is here?
Letthekidhitmeintheass
Here means Here....fuckin listen dude
PonyMadness
Southwest states
radwizard
Winning! Finally! Congrats!
dergage
1.15/gal in Albuquerque, NM
therealZzzzz
Still a phenomenally cheap ~US$5.20/gallon in Oxfordshire.
gobbin
£5.00/gall this morning in the UK = $6.17
redsmerf
...I paid 2.25 yesterday in WA. WTF?
Imgurian121314
$1.89 in Vancouver a few days ago
chucknasty
Yall got those clean burning additives that cost money
dannydrgr
Lake Tahoe California: shits still $3.96 a gallon
IPlayForBread
Please answer a drunk mans question, why is your country so fucking batshit crazy
Destlin
The uber wealthy and corrupt have all the power and push bad agendas to line their pockets.
basher1
That gallon would be 5.30 dollars here in Finland.. 1.3euros for a LITRE.. Funny thing it is cheap currently...
dcv605
Woow! In the Netherlands unloaded 95 is still: €1,35 per liter (3.78 liter per gallon)
HistoricalContext
Where, exactly? Northwest Arkansas has it at $1.24.
buddbilly
Benton at Kroger
AnalFistingPornStarLegendJhonnyShitKnuckles
I thought it was 1.25 yesterday?
SerenePrincess013
It was 1.31$ in Columbia, Missouri, as of Saturday. This is getting unreal. Never thought I'd see it this low again in my lifetime.
TargetedAdBot
We have 1.29€/L and I'm like "super cheeaaaapp!"
DeJohnnie
That is still $5,27 p/gallon lol.
Higero
Here in Finland in my area it's around 1,44 € / l (5,9 $/ gal). So it ain't cheap around here :(.
sortofkindamadbutnotreally
Fuck my ass thats cheaper than it js by the litre in some places up here in maple syrup land
ohmygodimonfirewhyarentyouhelping
Holy shit...its 97 cents here for a litre! A gallon is like 3.4 litres or something isn't it??
CairoLen
3.785 and same here.
DonkeyEsq
For a short gallon yes, not a real gallon. A real one is 4.546 litres.
DeJohnnie
3,785 litres to be exact.
sundaymondayhippyday
Not bad...
ImNotActuallyEvilAfterAll
I don't think that is exact.
DictatorofPussy
Repeating of course...
xJustAGuy
.... Where? It's still 1.37 here
buddbilly
Wal-mart in Benton just south of Little Rock
Kronomoto
I live near bentonville and it's not under a dollar
AnalFistingPornStarLegendJhonnyShitKnuckles
Me too. 1.25 yesterday
Dwalker2
Damn! Do you have to suck someone's dick for that price?
Reisitaskurapu
About $4.5/gallon (1.2 eur/l) in Finland and this is also way less than normal
WalterJrsFatC0ck
Still $3.50 in Hawaii
koakuma42
9th island is 2.30ish.
ImSoUserFriendly
Not at Costco. I got it for like 2.20 the other day
WalterJrsFatC0ck
Even Safeway in Hilo is still holding pretty high
ScarecrowSticks
"At this point, I realized the girl scout in question was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the paleolithic era"
Dwalker2
I gave him a dollar.
WalterJrsFatC0ck
You what, woman?
ScarecrowSticks
"A dollar, I gave him, a dollar"
Mockingbirb
With other words, about tree fiddy
GamesDeen
Holy shit balls. It’s $1.22 here western Chicago.
thejohe
Shit where bro you're not that far off best I found was 1 79
gruneyp
Just paid $0.99 this morning in southern Wisconsin
cheneygunnin4ever
Hovering around $1.20 near Milwaukee
ElonMusksFutureHusband
Down to $.70 here in Aus at some servos
ElonMusksFutureHusband
A litre that is
SnowyDad
WHERE??? Still $1.60 where I am...
ElonMusksFutureHusband
Frankston lol
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
I saw 61.6¢ / liter here in manitoba
jadanks
53.6 Cents per litre here in Oilberta.. i mean Alberta.
Jonaltram
What the heck is a liter?!? ?????
SwanTayle
89cents/L here in aus was $1.60 just a couple months ago, god im dreading the spike when this is all over
aspoerl1
Go home Canada. You’re drunk.
hipifreq
Even funnier is the us$/liter it sells for in some parts of the US because there's so many Canadians
electronicbovine
Manitoba, eh? I went to Manitoba once as a kid. Pretty sure your "state bird" is a mosquito.
FriendlyNeighbourhoodSatan
Excuse you. It's our PROVINCIAL bird, thank you very much.
electronicbovine
Well, that's why I quoted it! Also, in Manitoba, I stepped out of my canoe and missed the rock shelf...went into river. Came out with some..
electronicbovine
Leaches chillin on my pants!
AwwDamn321
This is a fucking deep diss.
MADchemEE
Nah man, that's our pride and joy, claiming to have the biggest mosquitos...
NotRockyAdriaaaaan
A gallon! WTF
WouldRatherDrive
$1/gal in Colorado
NotRockyAdriaaaaan
£1 for a litre here
butIdontownasuitJudith
Ten chickens, a goat and your first born for a dram here.
MoistlyFlaccid
£0.98ltr at Costco
NoisyRhysling
a pound of what?
Blokewithabrew
Shite int it
MichaelJCabuuse
68c (cad) a liter here
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Narcilex
$0.96 CAD here (BC)
MichaelJCabuuse
Oof
christooss
Yeah we have it fixed at 1 EUR. Ironically it's right wing government rising gas taxes.
Ignition101
Generalisation but I've found right wing Gov'ts tend to favour business and profit making, so letting prices rise for them is acceptable.
christooss
Thing is they are not "letting" them rise, they are rising them with rising the gas tax. And same people criticised left gov for doing this.
christooss
And I just checked. For every litre which is 1 EUR we have 0,74 eur of tax put on it. For diesel its 0,67 eur.
FeersumEndjinn
We do have higher quality fuel though, 95 octane is regular, I think anything above 90 is classed as premium in the US? I may be wrong tho
WouldRatherDrive
Yes, typically it’s 92 and our lowest is 87
idonthaveanyideawhatthehelliamtalkingabout
not the same numbers they are measuring, basically the same gas.
guy73378
For... All... Them laps around the track everyone does each week
LiarLiarPantsUntier
8.65 Danish Kroner a litre here.
senseihugo
Hejsan från Finland! Jag kan talar liten svenska men också förstå liten danska språket. Jag tror kan du förstå svenska också. :)
LiarLiarPantsUntier
Kan ikke tale eller forstå svensk, men kan læse det. Kan læse og forstå norsk, men ikke tale det. Kan ikke læse, forstå, eller tale finsk.
Plebkill
15 Norwegian Kroner here, still cheaper than usual
MrMineHeads
You'd think a country that produces oil has cheap gas, but I guess Norway is always an exception. Btw, love everything about Norway!
Bman1988
12 kroner her i Rogaland.