Yes grabbing a plush steering wheel when shit hits the fan is not gonna go bad at all. Also depending on where you live that is illegal. Bonus no seatbelt. Clownmode is nearing maximum on this one.
1. Fake ass stupid story 2. No seatbelt 3. Driving with an unsecured animal that will absolutely get squashed or injured when getting into an accident. (So much for caring about your bird under your “care”) 4. What happens when you have to make quick steering correction to avoid an accident? 5. Everything about this is dumb and irresponsible, not cute.
Yeah i get into all of my dates cars with the camera rolling in my phone. Just in case there's Internet points to be had. And even though I've seen birds before "what the fuck is that?" Is a complete normal thing to say when you see one.
I'd say if she had a bird, it's a pretty cool and unique thing I'd like to remember. I'd ask permission first and promise to send her the video, and of course ask permission if I was going to post it publicly anywhere.
I’m honestly terrified of birds in general though I love watching videos of them. Went to a photo shoot with a photographer and she brought her parrot with her. Started to lose some of that fear that day. She flaked and I never got the $500 of pictures I paid for but at least I got to hang out with a cool bird!
Also having a bird possibly be where you need to put your hand is gonna slow reactions during an emergency. I love birds, but I'm not gonna die for one.
Driving with a steering wheel cover that reduces grip? Driving with a free-roaming bird? She should thank her lucky stars she's still alive to be disqualified.
There are major red flags on both sides. Anyone who looks at what’s obviously a pet & says: “What the F is THAT?” needs to get out of my car immediately.
My old boss who is now the head of Technology for a hospital which houses 7 different IT sectors doesn't drive with a seat belt. When asked, he believes you get more injured from the seat belt then from an actual accident. 🙄 Ill never understand really smart people with 0 common sense. He's also defended Trump back when i worked under him so that explains a bit.
An extremely sweet nice older woman I used to work with lost her husband in a car crash, because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt while driving, was hit, and was ejected so violently from his car he died instantly on impact. It's so unfathomably dumb not to wear it.
Well, your boss once knew a guy who wore his seatbelt and that guy had some serious bruises after a major car accident. He also knew a bunch of people who never wore seatbelts and those people never said a thing after their fatal car wrecks.
Merulast
MARY HER !!
bigdix69420
What is that? Is that a bird??? ........
onlyheretoargue
The bird isn't a deal breaker...but that shitty music is.
Korfix
Yes grabbing a plush steering wheel when shit hits the fan is not gonna go bad at all.
Also depending on where you live that is illegal.
Bonus no seatbelt. Clownmode is nearing maximum on this one.
CurbYourClassWar
1. Fake ass stupid story
2. No seatbelt
3. Driving with an unsecured animal that will absolutely get squashed or injured when getting into an accident. (So much for caring about your bird under your “care”)
4. What happens when you have to make quick steering correction to avoid an accident?
5. Everything about this is dumb and irresponsible, not cute.
NR97420
She seems nice
someguy7734206
More normalization of dangerous driving, nothing to see here.
CodyBurkett
If she's single, she should look me and Pippin up.
shameofslate
You can’t have the Mango!
elburro129
Mordicai, he has an errection and Mango is appalled!
walnutbreath
Loud, shitty music. Takes both hands off the wheel simultaneously to dance to the shitty music. No seat belts. I've walked out on dates for far less.
JRaven419
DaCrazyBeggar
500 red flags
vernicator
Crash waiting to happen
szpet627
thatwoodguy
Frootloop
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
ripe ones are also noisy
oozabooza
I always updoot birbs
PanPot608
I always updoot oozabooza
oozabooza
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Howlingowl
Something cat people and dog people can agree on: bird people are weird.
sacrosanctt
Yeah i get into all of my dates cars with the camera rolling in my phone. Just in case there's Internet points to be had. And even though I've seen birds before "what the fuck is that?" Is a complete normal thing to say when you see one.
Bombaso
I know right! Same here!!
Squirtpistol
She’s gonna have a mango smoothie when that air bag goes off.
UltraLincoln
No, the bird just wouldn't leave her side 😂
Parrots can be clingy little beepers
Cosmicfisherman
That look after he made his stupid statement. You will never be seen again. It's the eagle in the back that's going to fuck him up
FaeVikingPrincess
I'd love this. I love birds. If I could in the situation I am living in I'd get a bird or two.
copingcabana
If you don't like Mango, than Man, just go.
daguq
Hey - youth, is it normal to get into someone's car on a first date and just start filming them?
ScrippyChan
This is obviously staged. However, I've seen a few MGTOW videos. I wouldn't be surprised if men recording dates is a growing trend.
OSRSSailing
It is when the girl in the video is a pretty popular social media personality and it's a fake story.
threepotatoesinatrenchcoat
And immediately and somewhat aggressively say, "what the fuck is that?"
Somebody721
I'm not one of the youths but I'm guessing it's a bit.
JRaven419
arrbos
I'd say if she had a bird, it's a pretty cool and unique thing I'd like to remember. I'd ask permission first and promise to send her the video, and of course ask permission if I was going to post it publicly anywhere.
TakeAChillPill16
Staged. Almost nothing we see online is real anymore.
TheobromineAddict
There's an entire category for that exact scenario on PornHub.
zer0vector
My concern is that I'd be more interested in playing with the bird than the date.
adventureswithadhd
I’m honestly terrified of birds in general though I love watching videos of them. Went to a photo shoot with a photographer and she brought her parrot with her. Started to lose some of that fear that day. She flaked and I never got the $500 of pictures I paid for but at least I got to hang out with a cool bird!
charondaboatman
discostewsm
.....not gonna say it.....
.....not gonna say it.....
netutoring
In that situation, I'd be more concerned that's where HER interest would be.
Kiares
I love Mango
Snowman25
No Seat belt?
You just got yourself disqualified
powwerbottom
If you can't be bothered to wear a seatbelt I'm gonna assume you probably don't practice safe sex either
bitemark
I've met some psychopaths, but not wearing your seatbelt? In this economy?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
"buckle up, your life is important" is love language
fknbastard
Weird-I was more thrown by some rando saying, “what the fuck is that?” About an animal. Huge red flag.
CorvidPrime
mikeatike
Also having a bird possibly be where you need to put your hand is gonna slow reactions during an emergency.
I love birds, but I'm not gonna die for one.
netutoring
Driving with a steering wheel cover that reduces grip? Driving with a free-roaming bird? She should thank her lucky stars she's still alive to be disqualified.
maphilli14
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rezurok
Lighten up francis, she never left the parking lot and it's clearly just a dumb bit
Snowman25
Not an excuse. The vehicle is moving. Where the fuck is the seatbelt
gronzilla
You had me till "dumb"
SarcasticComment
...pretending the best sex of your life won't be with crazy.
CorvidPrime
Username checks out…
SarcasticComment
people wouldn't have to constantly tell you to not do it if it wasn't great in the moment. getting away is tomorrow you's problem.
CorvidPrime
SarcasticComment
brought much needed structure to that mess
tentacularfleshscape
That's not consistent. The most insane woman I've been with was also awful in bed.
SarcasticComment
only because the medications the doctors keep giving that cocopuff kill the libido
tentacularfleshscape
This one was unmedicated afaik. Not sure why you assert knowledge of the situation
SarcasticComment
pretty sure you need to be medicated if you can't surmise that the imgur comments are for fun
SubTrout
100% red flag. I'm not going to be a passenger in a car driven by someone who doesn't belt, you clearly don't care.
ialoneambest
There are major red flags on both sides. Anyone who looks at what’s obviously a pet & says: “What the F is THAT?” needs to get out of my car immediately.
tentacularfleshscape
It's a dumbass scripted skit for clicks
Snowman25
Not an excuse. The vehicle is moving. Where the fuck is the seatbelt
tentacularfleshscape
Did my tone indicate approval?
TheobromineAddict
Oh, I thought he was talking about the steering wheel cover.
Aranon1183
Yea. I've always found leopard print tacky. Unless it's on the being it belongs to! Me, personally, I want a TinkerBell steering wheel cover.
smokinghashalg
My old boss who is now the head of Technology for a hospital which houses 7 different IT sectors doesn't drive with a seat belt. When asked, he believes you get more injured from the seat belt then from an actual accident. 🙄
Ill never understand really smart people with 0 common sense. He's also defended Trump back when i worked under him so that explains a bit.
Tengenstein
I am in favour if trymp supporters nit wearing seat belts.
Though in general I think safer driving would be the result of sticking a 3" spike to the airbag at drivers chest height.
Would also cut down on emissions
SubTrout
An extremely sweet nice older woman I used to work with lost her husband in a car crash, because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt while driving, was hit, and was ejected so violently from his car he died instantly on impact. It's so unfathomably dumb not to wear it.
HarryDresdenIsMySpiritAnimal
Well, your boss once knew a guy who wore his seatbelt and that guy had some serious bruises after a major car accident. He also knew a bunch of people who never wore seatbelts and those people never said a thing after their fatal car wrecks.
BarryTheCyborg
THE HELMETS ARE CAUSING CONCUSSIONS! GET RID OF THEM!