Jan 12, 2017 6:15 PM
themadgeographer
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retnaburn
Shouldn't it be Curb Urine Thusiasm? I can't find this funny when they make such an obvious mistake.
Baddog7120
Donald would rather be pissed on then pissed off
TheVampireDante
He's the Sheriff of pisspottingham?
Robodoggo
Obama, you're out. Trump, urine.
flarflarf
so yeah turns out Trump is way more of a Goldwater republican than we gave him credit for
gollom
This is the most clever comment I've ever seen on imgur.
tarquinbusstopftang
Aw, fuck; that is brilliant.
EricFromAccounts
LizardEnterprises
This comment damn well better be #1 tomorrow
BondHaimBond
Can we call him Urinator in Chief yet?
TakWriterOfWorlds
TheJolliestBunchOfAssholesThisSideOfTheNuthouse
DPHENS
jalalabi
Brilliant. Upvote for you my friend!
SlowboatToShortbus
HeatSeekingMoistureMissle
You stole this from etc
HappyEngineer
I see many other also caught this new "Stephen Colbert" chap's show
idk i'm just reposting what I read on twitter
oshit I just noticed it like 6 posts along on the FP too. can't beat a good pun
keep it up sunny jim
gtmiller
He really is the next Reagan. You know, trinkle down economics.
nexusband
The middle Class will Love hin!
fencerman
"trumped up trickle down" was the right metaphor after all.
HillaryClintonsEyes
Worse imo. At least Reagan was good for most people at the time. Horrible long term.
Buckbeak1486
Tinkle*
thisappisajoke
*tickle
SchoonySaurus
Piss
StopLookingAtMyName
Hey man, you never know, they might make the economy top-heavy enough that it crumbles from the weight and showers everyone in money.
skellington01
Ayyyyyy
ministryofpeace
Trickle could still apply if she didn't need to go all that much
rugmiem
v
CannibAllStar
Wouldn't be surprised. That guy is obsessed with gold. A regular shower just wouldn't be classy enough.
SomeWhoCallMeTim
I still can't believe how close America has come to turning Idiocracy into a documentary
zombiehunterj
Pffftttt... nigga please. Get real nigga.
I'd piss on him for free. Just sayin'.
azazyel
I like how Penthouse is offering $1M for the tape
HelloMax
Instantly too. So awesome
charonthehand
$1M and the opportunity to live on the run from both the US and Russian governments. Sign me up.
silentjay01
You know someone is going to make a tape of a guy in a Trump mask getting peed on just to see what they can get.
jonestown
They have film of the dude admitting to grabbing women by the pussy. This is just the next logical step.
proletariatblues
You know, I saw their Tweet in my timeline, without it being promoted, and I don't follow them. Thought it was strange.
rumpyforeskin
Twitter trying to sway you
Thundertaking
Was it perhaps a retweet?
I took a screen grab, nobody had retweeted it. Seemed too silly to bring up but it seemed like an anomaly
WinchesterTavern
It might have been a tweet, that the people you followed liked!
mongoose40
I'm honestly surprised they are only offering that much. If that tape exists, it's worth far more than that to certain people.
DMGuy
Yeah, I doubt it's real, but if it were $1M sounds pretty low.
comacomacomacomachameleon
In this day and age I won't believe anything until it can be 100% verified. But a video of POTUS peeing on a hooker would be worth billions.
Kougeru
Not billions
eviscera
In the alleged video he was actually peed upon.
charhan
Is that the tape where Vladimir is seen peeing on Trump’s face and him liking it?
Moosecock
The tape that doesn't exist
woodjoiner
I thought the idea was that if the golden shower happened it was done in a hotel that was heavily bugged by the FBS (new KGB).
citaria
FSB
Thanks for catching my mistake.
Just like Obama's long for birth certificate?
ArcaneConjecture
There's no proof it doesn't exist. NO PROOF.
it seems very likely to me that the tape does not exist but it's still funny because fuck that guy
Belckan
How can you know?
SoCloseToCalamity
I don't know. No one knows.
If it did exist it would be worth more than a million
Not likely. It would barely affect anything but his ego.
Which would be worth a lot of money to some people.
drunktodd
That's not a valid reason as to whether or not it exist ..
SmilingSamoyed
Because there was a fp post a few days ago explaining it was a hoax created by 4chan that blew up way bigger than expected allegedly
BaronVonMadScience
"Haha, 4chan trolled everyone but me!" - Man who was trolled by 4chan. 5 minutes on google could prove that post fake.
k
You mean the hoax to make Trump president? or another new hoax to make him get peed on by prostitutes?
yes.
DrinkySmurf
4chan lost whatever it had when it went full retard during the election. just lame neckbeards lookin for lulz at whatever cost.
Jumbra
Kind of bummed they didn't title it CurbUrineThusiasm
lechaim
Tinkle down economics. This will be missed by many and praised by few.
thisisthefirstoneitried
I don't see how this could be used to blackmail him... he's said far worse things himself....
Rockmontana
I strongly believe trump will be the worst event that hit this country , since 911. I hope I am wrong
bbnestea
I know people who will pee on him for free
Never do for free what someone is willing to pay you for.
QuiteQueefy
If he would just release his tax returns, we could see proof he wasn't receiving money from Russia and he could clear this whole thing up
annibe11e
Where the money comes from is not on a tax return.
Uh... no. I mean, under the table deals can still be made.
Oh I agree, what I meant was this just makes his refusal to show his tax returns even shadier. If he has nothing to hide, why is he hiding??
Boopdog
Unless, of course, his tax returns show he's getting a shitload of money from Russia.
That's what I suspect his problem is, but who knows
MasterMirror
His stupidity and ignorance is all an act of manipulation. He is in fact a Sith lord who intends to rise to power and overtake the galaxy.
lol
Great, JarJar Trump. He's almost the right colour for a Gungan mind you...
DrakonRax
He ain't no Gungan. He's Bantha poodoo.
1zaya
As long as I win, I hope he does. For the Emperor!
FourToedJones
So he's making fun of a guy for perpetuation falsehoods but using a falsehood?
dennydorko
He's trying to make a point that Trump's a hypocrite about spreading rumors...among all the other things he's been a hypocrite about.
theHoff12
We need to keep bringing this up over and over for the next 4 years.
fockincats
You guys do realize 4chan was the one that made up the shit about prostitute pissing, right?
JohnnyTitelips
They also made up free bleeding, bikini bridges, and other things that became real.
inb4 the iphone 9 charges in the microwave
People would rather be hateful towards someone they dislike. People like that don't care about facts or truth.
Ezzybells
There was a post about it but many are not willing to believe evidence that could have been fabricated. Why isn't Trump saying it if true?
Zyntherius
you do realise that the troll account that released the original tweet that he likes a golden shower is from /pol/ ?
That's been completely debunked & false. It was just some /pol idiot spouting bullshit for attention.
andrathor
They know. I think. They're just trolling. I hope.
tell that to the media....
You're wrong. http://www.ibtimes.com/golden-shower-gate-4chan-falsely-takes-credit-trump-news-2473947
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
The Trumpettes are coming to downvote this. How dare you make fun of their Golden leader.
elsaRULES
If we keep talking about his "golden showers", he's gonna buy this company an shut it down...
SalaciousCrumpet
zoedaddy305
Insertusernameforimgur
Personally my favorite name for Trumps hardcore audience is 'Golden Boys'. Credit to ETC for that one!
You can see the hate flow over them...
OverwhelmingNeedForSources
I downvoted this since this post is hypocritical. I'd rather not be part of the problem of spreading stupid misinformation.
It's called humour. People have made fun of presidents forever. That's what they are for. And to a lesser degree, running the country.
Except this exact same thing was run by news organizations as well. I bet a large amount of people think the Daily Show provides news too.
kiddub
Some people thought Stephen Colbert was a conservative.
Exactly, which is horrifying. I feel we're running into problems with the blurring of social media and news.
2 - For the record, if it was just mocking Trump I'd be fine with it, it's the presentation of it as though it's credible news.
belortik
You mean like the entire birther movement?
Yes, exactly like the birther movement. Completely ridiculous bullshit that only a mouth breather would believe.
Ilikestyx
I assume that if presidents usually have their hair go grey, he's just going to lose his through the presidency.
grumpatsurrisrex
OH MY GOD THAT IS WHY HIS HAIR AND SKIN ARE THE WAY THEY ARE
Can you lose fake hair tho?
lol, true
somethingaboutTV
I suppose you could literally lose it or misplace it. We'll know that's the case whenever he's wearing that tacky hat.
whothehellareyouanyway
Turnabout is fair play
humptyblargh
Yeah, but Trump never advertised himself as a golden shower enthusiast. Obama's author bio from his literary agent said he was born in Kenya
So yeah, Obama himself is the original birther. The bio was dug up and published by Hillary supporters oppo research in the 2008 election.
RenegadeTQ
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uXBXi0q7VM
danishjuggler21
Peeing in each other's eyes leaves the whole world blind.
MidKnightDreary
How has nobody mention Curb "Urine" Enthusiasm?
kayleo
What? That it'd be better as "Curb-urine-thusiasm"
Greenplantpaperwork
Unfortunately its a fair comparison and I like Trump alot.
Captainilliterate
Upvoted.
People downvoted you for liking Trump, by I upvoted you for doing what I've seen no other Trumpster do: admit he's wrong about anything.
whalehungjury
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
Omfg LOL'd... U r my special flower today
I was having a shit day today until I read that. Thank you!
My pleasure! ;) admit I'm a simple person, just a high quality dave chappelle reference and I'm a happy camper. *bless this post!*
I owe you a beer.
A Kevin smith gif?!
PleaseClapNow
Me: fake news is harmful. Inner me: we have immensely enjoyed this, tho.
Fake news is harmful, but most people realize this is a more of a cathartic joke than a serious story.
MoreLikeLawlSchool
It's not fake news. No news agency is reporting it as a verified claim.
He likes to say a lot of things without providing any backup, but when people do it to him he throws a hissy fit. and Liberals are babies?
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OkNowKith
Umm because his father was Kenyan... This isn't news... He was still born in Hawaii...
CrazyGuyOnABike
Ad hom attacks are dumb and so are you.
Betanaut
Fo reals, Cries about the evils of PC all day then the guy gets furiously butthurt over being dissed by an acting troupe.
CrazyCatLad
For reals, people love him when he speaks his mind but then make up excuses like "oh he was just being hyperbolic. he so funny!"
Mcmcman
A hissy fit is a poor term. He called people out for it and didn't give them the time of day. Obviously people don't like being lied about
SuddenlySarah
It's not a dichotomy
dadecorban
Except it was News entities, spreading fake stories. He hasn't thrown a fit. You are dumb.
Donald?
I didn't even vote for him.
Ayzay
I'm not a baby, you're a baby times infinity.
ResoluteDuck
This is the level of discourse we deserve.
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
People legitimately think internet comments and memes are viable political discourse. We deserve Trump. Our empire is crumbling.
mcupobob
Empires come and go, at least America is going out on a crazy spectacular way instead of a slow painful collapse.
Better to burn out than to fade away. We're going to take a bunch of pills and crash our motorcycle. They'll write songs about us.
maniacalmacaroni
"No puppet. You're the puppet."
Pacdude167
Nuh uh, you're a baby times infinity plus one!
mamasmurf78
I know you are but what am I?
DiscountUsername
PlantFarts
DickAsHardAsLife
One is reasonable cause. The other is being upset he's the president. Both stem from ignorance.
Thanks for proving point guys. Good work
There was no reasonable cause to believe Obama wasn't born in America. Good try though.
TOOFATTOWIPE
MadVillainousDave
it upsets me thats spelled yeah.
I didn't notice this. Now I'm not pleased with it.
ManufacturedMannequin
Burn it. Burn it down to the gwound
Lumpy1Toucan
No, shhh, hes manipulating all of america by their fear
Mnwall28
I think he really needs to deep throat his own medicine
PsychopompGecko
Remember how he only hated celebrities talking politics when they weren't reality tv stars named Trump?
MrPredator
Logic and facts are like Kryptonite to him. Sad thing is it doesn't weaken him, he just gets his buddies out to call "fake" on everything.
Whenlifegivesyoulemonsthrowthematpeople
He seems to be getting by logic and fact no problem. He won the election without for crying out loud
Revelumin
The one silverlining. It's becoming increasingly difficult to ignore that the alt-right are obviously projecting.
FlappinBurgers
WRONG
Piornet
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
treebreaker
Felitaur
Nobody blinked when Harry Reid said he had been told Romney hadn't paid taxes.
BillMcNeal
Is this where we all call each other snowflakes and tell each other to go to their safe spaces?
justyesorno
Yes
The birth certificate has been reviewed by experts while the pee story was made up in 4chan. I don't think you have a valid argument.
MemeMyselfnI
Not babies. Pussies. Whining, puling, weeping cunts.
Thank you for kind of proving my point :)
http://66.media.tumblr.com/6037fea34d316243ca57de50eb27868d/tumblr_oa9d26cgrr1tpafe6o1_500.gif
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
dude it hasn't even fucking started yet. why we gotta let it go already?
Fwords
But wait, you are presenting a logical argument...how will Trumpers know how to respond much less even understand?
Mushroombadger
Yeah fuck they outgroup. No reason to engage with them they're all just a bunch of mouth breathing retards!
IronicUsername
See, this guy gets it.
AdaptiveCenter
SHOW US THE BORTH CERTIFACAT!
TechnicallyRight
WELCUM TO EARF
Relykwastaken
With anger...
Typically, they spam "wrong" gifs and pretend Breitbart is a credible news source.
ImJustHereToShareMyCats
WRONG!
Rovylern
SIT DOWN!
Damn! Your logic has defeated me again. I shall go back my elite, socialist, liberal, university...while you make 'Merica great again.
screamingwinemaker
Where are your fwords?!
Fricking Freddy Finger Flicker!
Snowslider0000
I call them trumpets because they're loud and annoying.
flayla
That's mean
Trumpets are amazing instruments
If someone knows how to play it then yes I agree.
Fahargo
Both sides are babies. Liberals jus tlike to cry in public more
Liberals call foul, Republicans call crybaby, all sides loose.
VeggieBaker
Lose*
Thank you :)
Muh twitterç
SandorBaird
I think your downvotes prove your point
HockeyGuy1985
and... they just keep proving it..... this is incredible. Keep proving it please.
SFCrawNik
You can literally just say "Liberals, lol" and get downvoted on here.
I'm just starting to discover that.
Told you.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
It's also possible to just be wrong.
You could also just be confusing fact and opinion.
apercent
We can't be wrong you crying libtard, we are superior to you in all forms because you think we are wrong. Golden, if you will.
All hail Donald Trump
Like the showers of piss in which you drench yourself
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
That's just business for you. Talk out of your ass with no backup
koffiebonen
Except for a CIA report confirmed by Carl Bernstein, the man who helped uncover watergate. Watersportsgate lel
Stoneleigh219
Isn't that EXACTLY what Trump does about...well everything?
That's exactly what I was implying. That he talks out of his ass and that's why he's a successful business man.
KingNyuels
Is he though? I mean 6 times declared bankruptcy - he is just rich, because his father were rich, if he would have invested in stocks
or let someone manage his funds with investing in stocks, he would be as rich or richer than he is now?
Upvoted both times, I know you didn't intend to double click
And awaaaaayy we go
kaiserdas19
Thats the waaaaaay the news goes
doctorbees
Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.
Secure any loose belongings, and please, please...keep your stupid fucking opinions to yourself.
bloatedplutocrat
And that's why I always say Shlum Shlum Shlippity DOP!
ItsMyUsernameTho
That's the waaaaaay the news goes!
filthykazual
Getcha popcorn ready
xaviouswolffe
dragonadamant
Ready!
ItIsILiterallyTheLeastQualifiedPersonToHelp
there ain't a big enough bag in the world :P
tardis63
It's funny but I don't think it's true, BuzzFeed is the same for news as Breitbart: Complete bullshit dressed in bare-minimum journalism
I can separate the bias from the facts in CNN, MSNBC, even sometimes Fox. With Breitbart, Buzzfeed, Daily Caller, etc. the bias is the story
BARF. You just made me barf.
wizardboy24
Funny how he refused to answer a question from CNN and went directly to answering a question from Breitbart.
With no context I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
At Trump's press conference, he insulted a CNN journalist, refused to answer his question because CNN is "fake news", then went on to (1)
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
To be fair, he chose a different journalist and the CNN reporter kept interrupting to try and ask his question. Doesn't mean Trump's (1)
(2) response wasn't dickish though
He chose Breitbart.
sbrtueygtphd
Watch the full thing; Trump was attacking CNN so the reporter wanted to ask a question. He didn't want to just sit there and do nothing.
accept a question from Breitbart. (2)
How do you know that reporter is from Breitbart?
From Breitbart themselves. It's in one of their recent articles.
Ahh okay. Well, when a former Breitbart exec is your chief strategist I suppose it makes sense to answer their questions
MatrimBloodyCauthon
It's not about that. It's about making the public believe facts are bias. He's terrifying.
PietroAretino
The man, is not a man. He is a huge child-baby. We have a child-baby as president. A child baby with the behavior of a teen in puberty.
CaptainLegot
I guess I missed the "other people urinating on you" phase of puberty.
mattchew55b
I still find it hard to believe he got elected. It's not like he hid any of his behavior. Is more than half the country OK with this man?
Pfffftttt nigga please
RisingPhoenix92
Explains why he paid people to wet the bed. Tobcover up he already did
Fortune540
The actual dossier claims that it was because he had heard Michelle Obama had stayed in the same room a month before he was there.
Dude who wrote the Art of the Deal for him said "Donald Trump has the mind of a 9 year old with ADHD." True story.
iamthisguy247
Neither his emotional regulation or hands have ever grown up.
stitchesspellslotsandsummits
Hes an insult to child babies
catznstuff
A child-baby with a Twitter account
azgrak
Who will soon have the nuclear launch codes!
TheFermiSolution
I've been saying this for ages. You'd think someone with a severe psychological disorder would be unfit to be president, eh?
How many 3-year-olds have you been around? Trump and 3-year-olds do not act the same.
Ever see a three year old throw a tantrum when they don't get what they want?
baturro
Heaven help us
PopeFrancisoftheFilth
He's not President
meatsuite88
Deep.
RomanAbbasid
how do you mean? if you're referring to the fact he hasn't been inaugurated yet your comment is a waste of space
I am
TheTurducken
At least it's not a criminal
As opposed to...?
HRC
Also not a criminal.
You'd actually be wrong there. Rape and assault accusations, tax evasion, fraud... Were you just not paying attention before the election..?
You know except he never evaded taxes illegaly, committed fraudulent actions, and an accusation is not the same thing as proof. But whatever
The only reason why he's not been hit with charges is that he settles outside of court. Every time.
You just said he was a crook tho so...
He's avoided several cases all together through liberal use of lawsuits and threats of lawsuits.
Like your logic legit make no sense. Please provide proof thx
Mozzy4Ever
And yet, I'd still prefer him over Clinton.
Seems like imgur is pro Clinton > Trump, but also pro Bernie > Clinton.. My point still stands.. Knowing behind-the-scenes stuff on clinton
Makes me want trump waaaay more than her, despite him being a worthless candidate just the same.
What really needed to happen, was for the masses to say "Both these candidates are a joke, give us someone else." Or have voted for Sanders.
I'll agree on both being a joke. While I like Sanders as a person, I don't see his policies working out in theory
His 'theoretical' policies are in action right now in a dozen European countries that are in a better economic state than the US. Sooo...
RoosterBrewster
Where are his taxes?
He's not breaking a law by not revealing his taxes. Having a private server for gov use on the other hand...
BenderBenderBender
Thank you!
imooforyou
My friend made a good point (since GOP just fucked ACA) "Why do we have to pay taxes now? The president hasn't. Shouldn't we be 'smart'?"
There are none. He freely admitted he hasn't paid taxes. LOL
I think they meant tax returns and there are those.
mechanicalchaos
He told all of us that no one cares about that anymore. So. Wonder if that would work for Hillary and her emails.
C'mon, man; like he said; nobody cares about that anymore. He won!
alpinej0e
Quite a few people still seem to care. Crazy!
therabidchipmunk
You must be a reporter
I care. I'm just being snarky. I will care four years from now.
aegis27
Didn't you hear? He's too smart to pay taxes. Take that, middle class Americans!
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Um as an accounting student if you don't pay taxes you're doing it right. As long as you're doing it legally.
I think you're missing the bigger picture of a "billionaire" not having to pay anything when a lot of us are.
Also I doubt he does his own taxes.
NoHazzard
He's paying taxes. Big taxes. Great Taxes. The best taxes even.
Sipsap88
The same place where google, amazon, apple and endless of other companes taxes are.
thesixthcourier
Trump, as a person, is not an incorporated business.
Ireland?
In their pockets. They aren't the President-Elect though.
Thank you! I'm an accounting student, no one gets this
He's not a business. And they aren't the president. Their accounting is public however. Which would be a start for him.
Their tax filings are not public. https://www.sapling.com/8335463/corporate-tax-returns-public-record
I didn't say their tax filings. I said their accounting, as in all the public disclosures they have to make per the SEC regulations.
1) If he is not claiming an income, why would he pay federal income tax? If he's paying off old debt and claiming no income, why would he
2) voluntarily pay more than he is obligated? Many companies do the same, increasing expenses and investing in R&D, thus limiting their
He still has to file a federal income tax claim with the IRS. I'm more than familiar with tax credits, but he's still not a company.
retnaburn
Shouldn't it be Curb Urine Thusiasm? I can't find this funny when they make such an obvious mistake.
Baddog7120
Donald would rather be pissed on then pissed off
TheVampireDante
He's the Sheriff of pisspottingham?
Robodoggo
Obama, you're out. Trump, urine.
flarflarf
so yeah turns out Trump is way more of a Goldwater republican than we gave him credit for
gollom
This is the most clever comment I've ever seen on imgur.
tarquinbusstopftang
Aw, fuck; that is brilliant.
EricFromAccounts
LizardEnterprises
This comment damn well better be #1 tomorrow
BondHaimBond
Can we call him Urinator in Chief yet?
TakWriterOfWorlds
TheJolliestBunchOfAssholesThisSideOfTheNuthouse
DPHENS
jalalabi
Brilliant. Upvote for you my friend!
SlowboatToShortbus
HeatSeekingMoistureMissle
You stole this from etc
HappyEngineer
I see many other also caught this new "Stephen Colbert" chap's show
flarflarf
idk i'm just reposting what I read on twitter
HappyEngineer
oshit I just noticed it like 6 posts along on the FP too. can't beat a good pun
HappyEngineer
keep it up sunny jim
gtmiller
He really is the next Reagan. You know, trinkle down economics.
nexusband
The middle Class will Love hin!
fencerman
"trumped up trickle down" was the right metaphor after all.
HillaryClintonsEyes
Worse imo. At least Reagan was good for most people at the time. Horrible long term.
Buckbeak1486
Tinkle*
thisappisajoke
*tickle
SchoonySaurus
Piss
StopLookingAtMyName
Hey man, you never know, they might make the economy top-heavy enough that it crumbles from the weight and showers everyone in money.
skellington01
Ayyyyyy
ministryofpeace
Trickle could still apply if she didn't need to go all that much
rugmiem
CannibAllStar
Wouldn't be surprised. That guy is obsessed with gold. A regular shower just wouldn't be classy enough.
SomeWhoCallMeTim
I still can't believe how close America has come to turning Idiocracy into a documentary
zombiehunterj
Pffftttt... nigga please. Get real nigga.
jalalabi
I'd piss on him for free. Just sayin'.
azazyel
I like how Penthouse is offering $1M for the tape
HelloMax
Instantly too. So awesome
charonthehand
$1M and the opportunity to live on the run from both the US and Russian governments. Sign me up.
silentjay01
You know someone is going to make a tape of a guy in a Trump mask getting peed on just to see what they can get.
jonestown
They have film of the dude admitting to grabbing women by the pussy. This is just the next logical step.
proletariatblues
You know, I saw their Tweet in my timeline, without it being promoted, and I don't follow them. Thought it was strange.
rumpyforeskin
Twitter trying to sway you
Thundertaking
Was it perhaps a retweet?
proletariatblues
I took a screen grab, nobody had retweeted it. Seemed too silly to bring up but it seemed like an anomaly
WinchesterTavern
It might have been a tweet, that the people you followed liked!
mongoose40
I'm honestly surprised they are only offering that much. If that tape exists, it's worth far more than that to certain people.
DMGuy
Yeah, I doubt it's real, but if it were $1M sounds pretty low.
comacomacomacomachameleon
In this day and age I won't believe anything until it can be 100% verified. But a video of POTUS peeing on a hooker would be worth billions.
Kougeru
Not billions
eviscera
In the alleged video he was actually peed upon.
charhan
Is that the tape where Vladimir is seen peeing on Trump’s face and him liking it?
Moosecock
The tape that doesn't exist
woodjoiner
I thought the idea was that if the golden shower happened it was done in a hotel that was heavily bugged by the FBS (new KGB).
citaria
FSB
woodjoiner
Thanks for catching my mistake.
azazyel
Just like Obama's long for birth certificate?
ArcaneConjecture
There's no proof it doesn't exist. NO PROOF.
flarflarf
it seems very likely to me that the tape does not exist but it's still funny because fuck that guy
Belckan
How can you know?
SoCloseToCalamity
I don't know. No one knows.
Moosecock
If it did exist it would be worth more than a million
Belckan
Not likely. It would barely affect anything but his ego.
woodjoiner
Which would be worth a lot of money to some people.
drunktodd
That's not a valid reason as to whether or not it exist ..
SmilingSamoyed
Because there was a fp post a few days ago explaining it was a hoax created by 4chan that blew up way bigger than expected allegedly
BaronVonMadScience
"Haha, 4chan trolled everyone but me!" - Man who was trolled by 4chan. 5 minutes on google could prove that post fake.
SmilingSamoyed
k
Belckan
You mean the hoax to make Trump president? or another new hoax to make him get peed on by prostitutes?
SmilingSamoyed
yes.
DrinkySmurf
4chan lost whatever it had when it went full retard during the election. just lame neckbeards lookin for lulz at whatever cost.
Jumbra
Kind of bummed they didn't title it CurbUrineThusiasm
lechaim
Tinkle down economics. This will be missed by many and praised by few.
thisisthefirstoneitried
I don't see how this could be used to blackmail him... he's said far worse things himself....
Rockmontana
I strongly believe trump will be the worst event that hit this country , since 911. I hope I am wrong
bbnestea
I know people who will pee on him for free
TheVampireDante
Never do for free what someone is willing to pay you for.
QuiteQueefy
If he would just release his tax returns, we could see proof he wasn't receiving money from Russia and he could clear this whole thing up
annibe11e
Where the money comes from is not on a tax return.
zombiehunterj
Uh... no. I mean, under the table deals can still be made.
QuiteQueefy
Oh I agree, what I meant was this just makes his refusal to show his tax returns even shadier. If he has nothing to hide, why is he hiding??
Boopdog
Unless, of course, his tax returns show he's getting a shitload of money from Russia.
QuiteQueefy
That's what I suspect his problem is, but who knows
MasterMirror
His stupidity and ignorance is all an act of manipulation. He is in fact a Sith lord who intends to rise to power and overtake the galaxy.
zombiehunterj
lol
TheVampireDante
Great, JarJar Trump. He's almost the right colour for a Gungan mind you...
DrakonRax
He ain't no Gungan. He's Bantha poodoo.
1zaya
As long as I win, I hope he does. For the Emperor!
zombiehunterj
lol
FourToedJones
So he's making fun of a guy for perpetuation falsehoods but using a falsehood?
dennydorko
He's trying to make a point that Trump's a hypocrite about spreading rumors...among all the other things he's been a hypocrite about.
theHoff12
We need to keep bringing this up over and over for the next 4 years.
fockincats
You guys do realize 4chan was the one that made up the shit about prostitute pissing, right?
JohnnyTitelips
They also made up free bleeding, bikini bridges, and other things that became real.
fockincats
inb4 the iphone 9 charges in the microwave
zombiehunterj
People would rather be hateful towards someone they dislike. People like that don't care about facts or truth.
Ezzybells
There was a post about it but many are not willing to believe evidence that could have been fabricated. Why isn't Trump saying it if true?
Zyntherius
you do realise that the troll account that released the original tweet that he likes a golden shower is from /pol/ ?
Boopdog
That's been completely debunked & false. It was just some /pol idiot spouting bullshit for attention.
andrathor
They know. I think. They're just trolling. I hope.
Zyntherius
tell that to the media....
dennydorko
You're wrong. http://www.ibtimes.com/golden-shower-gate-4chan-falsely-takes-credit-trump-news-2473947
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
The Trumpettes are coming to downvote this. How dare you make fun of their Golden leader.
elsaRULES
If we keep talking about his "golden showers", he's gonna buy this company an shut it down...
SalaciousCrumpet
zoedaddy305
Insertusernameforimgur
Personally my favorite name for Trumps hardcore audience is 'Golden Boys'. Credit to ETC for that one!
EricFromAccounts
TheVampireDante
You can see the hate flow over them...
OverwhelmingNeedForSources
I downvoted this since this post is hypocritical. I'd rather not be part of the problem of spreading stupid misinformation.
ClickityDoucheBabaGanoosh
It's called humour. People have made fun of presidents forever. That's what they are for. And to a lesser degree, running the country.
OverwhelmingNeedForSources
Except this exact same thing was run by news organizations as well. I bet a large amount of people think the Daily Show provides news too.
kiddub
Some people thought Stephen Colbert was a conservative.
OverwhelmingNeedForSources
Exactly, which is horrifying. I feel we're running into problems with the blurring of social media and news.
OverwhelmingNeedForSources
2 - For the record, if it was just mocking Trump I'd be fine with it, it's the presentation of it as though it's credible news.
belortik
You mean like the entire birther movement?
OverwhelmingNeedForSources
Yes, exactly like the birther movement. Completely ridiculous bullshit that only a mouth breather would believe.
Ilikestyx
I assume that if presidents usually have their hair go grey, he's just going to lose his through the presidency.
grumpatsurrisrex
OH MY GOD THAT IS WHY HIS HAIR AND SKIN ARE THE WAY THEY ARE
SalaciousCrumpet
Can you lose fake hair tho?
Ilikestyx
lol, true
somethingaboutTV
I suppose you could literally lose it or misplace it. We'll know that's the case whenever he's wearing that tacky hat.
whothehellareyouanyway
Turnabout is fair play
humptyblargh
Yeah, but Trump never advertised himself as a golden shower enthusiast. Obama's author bio from his literary agent said he was born in Kenya
humptyblargh
So yeah, Obama himself is the original birther. The bio was dug up and published by Hillary supporters oppo research in the 2008 election.
RenegadeTQ
"An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind".
whothehellareyouanyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8uXBXi0q7VM
danishjuggler21
Peeing in each other's eyes leaves the whole world blind.
MidKnightDreary
How has nobody mention Curb "Urine" Enthusiasm?
kayleo
What? That it'd be better as "Curb-urine-thusiasm"
kayleo
What? That it'd be better as "Curb-urine-thusiasm"
Greenplantpaperwork
Unfortunately its a fair comparison and I like Trump alot.
Captainilliterate
Upvoted.
JohnnyTitelips
People downvoted you for liking Trump, by I upvoted you for doing what I've seen no other Trumpster do: admit he's wrong about anything.
whalehungjury
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
Omfg LOL'd... U r my special flower today
whalehungjury
I was having a shit day today until I read that. Thank you!
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
My pleasure! ;) admit I'm a simple person, just a high quality dave chappelle reference and I'm a happy camper. *bless this post!*
whalehungjury
I owe you a beer.
MmmYesShallowAndPedantic
A Kevin smith gif?!
PleaseClapNow
Me: fake news is harmful. Inner me: we have immensely enjoyed this, tho.
LizardEnterprises
Fake news is harmful, but most people realize this is a more of a cathartic joke than a serious story.
MoreLikeLawlSchool
It's not fake news. No news agency is reporting it as a verified claim.
Ilikestyx
He likes to say a lot of things without providing any backup, but when people do it to him he throws a hissy fit. and Liberals are babies?
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OkNowKith
Umm because his father was Kenyan... This isn't news... He was still born in Hawaii...
CrazyGuyOnABike
Ad hom attacks are dumb and so are you.
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Betanaut
Fo reals, Cries about the evils of PC all day then the guy gets furiously butthurt over being dissed by an acting troupe.
CrazyCatLad
For reals, people love him when he speaks his mind but then make up excuses like "oh he was just being hyperbolic. he so funny!"
Mcmcman
A hissy fit is a poor term. He called people out for it and didn't give them the time of day. Obviously people don't like being lied about
SuddenlySarah
It's not a dichotomy
dadecorban
Except it was News entities, spreading fake stories. He hasn't thrown a fit. You are dumb.
Ilikestyx
Donald?
dadecorban
I didn't even vote for him.
Ayzay
I'm not a baby, you're a baby times infinity.
ResoluteDuck
This is the level of discourse we deserve.
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
People legitimately think internet comments and memes are viable political discourse. We deserve Trump. Our empire is crumbling.
mcupobob
Empires come and go, at least America is going out on a crazy spectacular way instead of a slow painful collapse.
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
Better to burn out than to fade away. We're going to take a bunch of pills and crash our motorcycle. They'll write songs about us.
maniacalmacaroni
"No puppet. You're the puppet."
Pacdude167
Nuh uh, you're a baby times infinity plus one!
mamasmurf78
I know you are but what am I?
DiscountUsername
PlantFarts
DickAsHardAsLife
One is reasonable cause. The other is being upset he's the president. Both stem from ignorance.
DickAsHardAsLife
Thanks for proving point guys. Good work
MoreLikeLawlSchool
There was no reasonable cause to believe Obama wasn't born in America. Good try though.
TOOFATTOWIPE
MadVillainousDave
it upsets me thats spelled yeah.
TOOFATTOWIPE
I didn't notice this. Now I'm not pleased with it.
ManufacturedMannequin
Burn it. Burn it down to the gwound
Lumpy1Toucan
No, shhh, hes manipulating all of america by their fear
Mnwall28
I think he really needs to deep throat his own medicine
PsychopompGecko
Remember how he only hated celebrities talking politics when they weren't reality tv stars named Trump?
MrPredator
Logic and facts are like Kryptonite to him. Sad thing is it doesn't weaken him, he just gets his buddies out to call "fake" on everything.
Whenlifegivesyoulemonsthrowthematpeople
He seems to be getting by logic and fact no problem. He won the election without for crying out loud
Revelumin
The one silverlining. It's becoming increasingly difficult to ignore that the alt-right are obviously projecting.
FlappinBurgers
WRONG
Piornet
Narcissistic Personality Disorder
treebreaker
Felitaur
Nobody blinked when Harry Reid said he had been told Romney hadn't paid taxes.
BillMcNeal
Is this where we all call each other snowflakes and tell each other to go to their safe spaces?
justyesorno
Yes
zombiehunterj
The birth certificate has been reviewed by experts while the pee story was made up in 4chan. I don't think you have a valid argument.
Mnwall28
I think he really needs to deep throat his own medicine
MemeMyselfnI
Not babies. Pussies. Whining, puling, weeping cunts.
Ilikestyx
Thank you for kind of proving my point :)
MemeMyselfnI
Ilikestyx
http://66.media.tumblr.com/6037fea34d316243ca57de50eb27868d/tumblr_oa9d26cgrr1tpafe6o1_500.gif
fatbottomgirlsmaketheworldgoround
dude it hasn't even fucking started yet. why we gotta let it go already?
Fwords
But wait, you are presenting a logical argument...how will Trumpers know how to respond much less even understand?
Mushroombadger
Yeah fuck they outgroup. No reason to engage with them they're all just a bunch of mouth breathing retards!
IronicUsername
See, this guy gets it.
IronicUsername
AdaptiveCenter
SHOW US THE BORTH CERTIFACAT!
TechnicallyRight
WELCUM TO EARF
Relykwastaken
With anger...
PsychopompGecko
Typically, they spam "wrong" gifs and pretend Breitbart is a credible news source.
ImJustHereToShareMyCats
WRONG!
Rovylern
SIT DOWN!
Fwords
Damn! Your logic has defeated me again. I shall go back my elite, socialist, liberal, university...while you make 'Merica great again.
screamingwinemaker
Where are your fwords?!
Fwords
Fricking Freddy Finger Flicker!
Snowslider0000
I call them trumpets because they're loud and annoying.
flayla
That's mean
flayla
Trumpets are amazing instruments
Snowslider0000
If someone knows how to play it then yes I agree.
Fahargo
Both sides are babies. Liberals jus tlike to cry in public more
Ilikestyx
Liberals call foul, Republicans call crybaby, all sides loose.
VeggieBaker
Lose*
Ilikestyx
Thank you :)
Belckan
Muh twitterç
SandorBaird
I think your downvotes prove your point
HockeyGuy1985
and... they just keep proving it..... this is incredible. Keep proving it please.
SFCrawNik
You can literally just say "Liberals, lol" and get downvoted on here.
SandorBaird
I'm just starting to discover that.
SFCrawNik
Told you.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
It's also possible to just be wrong.
SandorBaird
You could also just be confusing fact and opinion.
apercent
We can't be wrong you crying libtard, we are superior to you in all forms because you think we are wrong. Golden, if you will.
apercent
All hail Donald Trump
ManufacturedMannequin
Like the showers of piss in which you drench yourself
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
That's just business for you. Talk out of your ass with no backup
koffiebonen
Except for a CIA report confirmed by Carl Bernstein, the man who helped uncover watergate. Watersportsgate lel
Stoneleigh219
Isn't that EXACTLY what Trump does about...well everything?
Stoneleigh219
Isn't that EXACTLY what Trump does about...well everything?
PinkyToeSlayerOfTableLegs
That's exactly what I was implying. That he talks out of his ass and that's why he's a successful business man.
KingNyuels
Is he though? I mean 6 times declared bankruptcy - he is just rich, because his father were rich, if he would have invested in stocks
KingNyuels
or let someone manage his funds with investing in stocks, he would be as rich or richer than he is now?
DiscountUsername
apercent
Upvoted both times, I know you didn't intend to double click
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
And awaaaaayy we go
kaiserdas19
Thats the waaaaaay the news goes
doctorbees
Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.
SexPenguinWhoreNunToTheArchdoiceseAndOligarchy
Secure any loose belongings, and please, please...keep your stupid fucking opinions to yourself.
treebreaker
DiscountUsername
bloatedplutocrat
And that's why I always say Shlum Shlum Shlippity DOP!
ItsMyUsernameTho
That's the waaaaaay the news goes!
bloatedplutocrat
filthykazual
Getcha popcorn ready
xaviouswolffe
dragonadamant
ItIsILiterallyTheLeastQualifiedPersonToHelp
Ilikestyx
there ain't a big enough bag in the world :P
tardis63
It's funny but I don't think it's true, BuzzFeed is the same for news as Breitbart: Complete bullshit dressed in bare-minimum journalism
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tardis63
I can separate the bias from the facts in CNN, MSNBC, even sometimes Fox. With Breitbart, Buzzfeed, Daily Caller, etc. the bias is the story
zombiehunterj
BARF. You just made me barf.
wizardboy24
Funny how he refused to answer a question from CNN and went directly to answering a question from Breitbart.
tardis63
With no context I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about
wizardboy24
At Trump's press conference, he insulted a CNN journalist, refused to answer his question because CNN is "fake news", then went on to (1)
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
To be fair, he chose a different journalist and the CNN reporter kept interrupting to try and ask his question. Doesn't mean Trump's (1)
JohnathanJacobJinglySchmidt
(2) response wasn't dickish though
wizardboy24
He chose Breitbart.
sbrtueygtphd
Watch the full thing; Trump was attacking CNN so the reporter wanted to ask a question. He didn't want to just sit there and do nothing.
wizardboy24
accept a question from Breitbart. (2)
zombiehunterj
How do you know that reporter is from Breitbart?
wizardboy24
From Breitbart themselves. It's in one of their recent articles.
tardis63
Ahh okay. Well, when a former Breitbart exec is your chief strategist I suppose it makes sense to answer their questions
MatrimBloodyCauthon
It's not about that. It's about making the public believe facts are bias. He's terrifying.
PietroAretino
The man, is not a man. He is a huge child-baby. We have a child-baby as president. A child baby with the behavior of a teen in puberty.
CaptainLegot
I guess I missed the "other people urinating on you" phase of puberty.
mattchew55b
I still find it hard to believe he got elected. It's not like he hid any of his behavior. Is more than half the country OK with this man?
zombiehunterj
Pfffftttt nigga please
RisingPhoenix92
Explains why he paid people to wet the bed. Tobcover up he already did
Fortune540
The actual dossier claims that it was because he had heard Michelle Obama had stayed in the same room a month before he was there.
JohnnyTitelips
Dude who wrote the Art of the Deal for him said "Donald Trump has the mind of a 9 year old with ADHD." True story.
iamthisguy247
Neither his emotional regulation or hands have ever grown up.
stitchesspellslotsandsummits
Hes an insult to child babies
catznstuff
A child-baby with a Twitter account
azgrak
Who will soon have the nuclear launch codes!
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TheFermiSolution
I've been saying this for ages. You'd think someone with a severe psychological disorder would be unfit to be president, eh?
zombiehunterj
How many 3-year-olds have you been around? Trump and 3-year-olds do not act the same.
TheFermiSolution
Ever see a three year old throw a tantrum when they don't get what they want?
baturro
Heaven help us
PopeFrancisoftheFilth
He's not President
meatsuite88
Deep.
RomanAbbasid
how do you mean? if you're referring to the fact he hasn't been inaugurated yet your comment is a waste of space
PopeFrancisoftheFilth
I am
TheTurducken
At least it's not a criminal
MoreLikeLawlSchool
As opposed to...?
TheTurducken
HRC
MoreLikeLawlSchool
Also not a criminal.
TheFermiSolution
You'd actually be wrong there. Rape and assault accusations, tax evasion, fraud... Were you just not paying attention before the election..?
TheTurducken
You know except he never evaded taxes illegaly, committed fraudulent actions, and an accusation is not the same thing as proof. But whatever
TheFermiSolution
The only reason why he's not been hit with charges is that he settles outside of court. Every time.
TheTurducken
You just said he was a crook tho so...
TheFermiSolution
He's avoided several cases all together through liberal use of lawsuits and threats of lawsuits.
TheTurducken
Like your logic legit make no sense. Please provide proof thx
Mozzy4Ever
And yet, I'd still prefer him over Clinton.
Mozzy4Ever
Seems like imgur is pro Clinton > Trump, but also pro Bernie > Clinton.. My point still stands.. Knowing behind-the-scenes stuff on clinton
Mozzy4Ever
Makes me want trump waaaay more than her, despite him being a worthless candidate just the same.
PietroAretino
What really needed to happen, was for the masses to say "Both these candidates are a joke, give us someone else." Or have voted for Sanders.
Mozzy4Ever
I'll agree on both being a joke. While I like Sanders as a person, I don't see his policies working out in theory
PietroAretino
His 'theoretical' policies are in action right now in a dozen European countries that are in a better economic state than the US. Sooo...
RoosterBrewster
Where are his taxes?
zombiehunterj
He's not breaking a law by not revealing his taxes. Having a private server for gov use on the other hand...
BenderBenderBender
Thank you!
imooforyou
My friend made a good point (since GOP just fucked ACA) "Why do we have to pay taxes now? The president hasn't. Shouldn't we be 'smart'?"
thisappisajoke
There are none. He freely admitted he hasn't paid taxes. LOL
annibe11e
I think they meant tax returns and there are those.
mechanicalchaos
He told all of us that no one cares about that anymore. So. Wonder if that would work for Hillary and her emails.
tarquinbusstopftang
C'mon, man; like he said; nobody cares about that anymore. He won!
alpinej0e
Quite a few people still seem to care. Crazy!
therabidchipmunk
You must be a reporter
tarquinbusstopftang
I care. I'm just being snarky. I will care four years from now.
aegis27
Didn't you hear? He's too smart to pay taxes. Take that, middle class Americans!
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Um as an accounting student if you don't pay taxes you're doing it right. As long as you're doing it legally.
meatsuite88
I think you're missing the bigger picture of a "billionaire" not having to pay anything when a lot of us are.
meatsuite88
Also I doubt he does his own taxes.
NoHazzard
He's paying taxes. Big taxes. Great Taxes. The best taxes even.
Sipsap88
The same place where google, amazon, apple and endless of other companes taxes are.
thesixthcourier
Trump, as a person, is not an incorporated business.
FlappinBurgers
Ireland?
maniacalmacaroni
In their pockets. They aren't the President-Elect though.
TheThoroughbredOfSinBadHorse
Thank you! I'm an accounting student, no one gets this
MoreLikeLawlSchool
He's not a business. And they aren't the president. Their accounting is public however. Which would be a start for him.
MoreLikeLawlSchool
He's not a business. And they aren't the president. Their accounting is public however. Which would be a start for him.
Sipsap88
Their tax filings are not public. https://www.sapling.com/8335463/corporate-tax-returns-public-record
MoreLikeLawlSchool
I didn't say their tax filings. I said their accounting, as in all the public disclosures they have to make per the SEC regulations.
Sipsap88
1) If he is not claiming an income, why would he pay federal income tax? If he's paying off old debt and claiming no income, why would he
Sipsap88
2) voluntarily pay more than he is obligated? Many companies do the same, increasing expenses and investing in R&D, thus limiting their
MoreLikeLawlSchool
He still has to file a federal income tax claim with the IRS. I'm more than familiar with tax credits, but he's still not a company.