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This one thing here can be made into: different variations of fries
regular,
curly,
waffle.
It can be made into chips
or ruffly
you can make hashbrowns with it
even a salad
add some fuckin cheese to those potatoes
you can have it sliced and diced
or baked
you can make tater tots
hell you can even eat the skin
or just have little potato nuggets
thank you potatoes
skookysnax
Show me................ POTATO SALAD! *points*
a3sir
WHERES THE VODKA???
Sackofkittens
Napoleon, give me some of your tots
StrangenessandCharm
Potato Girl highly approves.
tuc0001
you forgot potato soup man! http://img4-1.myrecipes.timeinc.net/i/recipes/ck/03142008/potato-soup-ck-223873-l.jpg
onlypicklesdicks
chocomilk92
Hasselback's!
OakTree21
Irish porn
Loosh77
You forgot Smiley Fries http://www.thisfullhouse.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/20/friescomingtogetyou5.jpg
kissmygrits
potatoes are the fruit of the....land?
zibbz89
pomme de terre! apple of the land!
DefinitelyNotAShark
YOU FORGOT HEAVENLY MASHED POTATOES AND A PROPER GRATINNNNN
JakieWakieEggsAndBakie
I had some Arby's seasoned waffle fries the other day. I highly recommend them
karlthatkillspeople
WITH THE DIPPY CHEESE SAUCE. MMMMMMM
Dooood
They have cheese sauce for them? Or does that cost extra or something?
karlthatkillspeople
slight extra cost. Its the same meltey cheddar they use on the sandwiches
Dooood
OHMAGAWD!
JakieWakieEggsAndBakie
Actually yes. And chili con carne with them
CanuckleheadCan
I highly recommend anything Arby's. We have like 2 locations for all of greater Vancouver and then some. 45 min drive to either.
AislinnMakes
Might as well face it, you're addicted to spuds.
themintypigeon
If his name is nick, he'd be spudnick! getitgetigetit?
superdog10101
God, life without potatos would be no life at all
barksinternally
Rice. Ask Asians.
raynre
Just ask the Irish.
sugarstalker
too soon
saintreborn
You can also use the potato as a camera
Imgonnaburnonedown
seriously surprised there weren't more posts of this nature +1
everyoneiskungfufighting
Ditto.
TrillianAstraVega
You can't forget the amazing-ness that are cottage fries. http://s3-media4.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/lIZLrM3LUUHow2gDDigcGg/l.jpg
NotSoSadisticBuddha
You make this Irishman cry tears of happiness.
JackofallJacks
http://imgur.com/WNBeRId
Duendes
Take away the subtitles and you get, "Mo naked Hoes"
YesThisIsJesus
http://www.vodkacranberryclooney.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Potatoes-Gonna-Potate.gif
ron2d2
Srs'ly, my roommate said this right before I clicked this. Made my day.
AdorableEvil
boil 'em , mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Migotchi
CHIPS, not fries! [sips tea furiously]
jadablada
You forgot he missed out roast potatoes , the only bloody way they should be done, WHAT!
quintusfontane
Both! Chips are our chunky beauties from the chippy (And oven chips). Fries are the thin ones you get with fast food. Both types are good!
Skankhunt46
My favorite poor people's food is potatoes with bread and rice. Oh the starch
FalafelisImportant
We love the starch.
Skankhunt46
with that username, yes, yes you must!
littlebluejay
How do you combine them? I am poor people, I want this food.
Skankhunt46
OK, with some oil in a pan throw potatoes, throw in tomatoes and onions spices, then put a top on your pan, let simmer, with rice or pita..
wollington
http://imgur.com/rhQBsmi
thisheretexasdude
Your cat has a pube on it's mouth. No kitten
KlaatuBaradaMumbleMumble
I want those tator tots in and around my mouth
Emanon2
You forgot alcohol
eftwyrd
He forgot the most important one. Maybe he was already drunk on vodka
ValientPungentReindeerKing
My first thought was "where's the vodka?"
Kasoni
Mine too.
Aithne
Most important part of potatoes. The vodka part.
CharDeeMacDenis
He also forgot the song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiGb31e5ydo
IWantASheepThereforeIExist
Plus, cat entertainment as an added bonus.
GreedyJungle
You're abusing that potato. And I hate cats. This was never about the potato. I just really hate cats. Fuck cats. Save potatoes.
stillcleaning
You are really exposing yourself as a minority with that statement. Good luck with that GreedyJungle
worstpunsimaginable
Catato?
Imgonnaburnonedown
I just let out the manliest squeal
HousePIant
In his defense, potatoes are exceptionally frightening.
Spune
he does look pretty entertained...
wrknsmart
I want to favorite this
imgurianthefirst
http://imgur.com/zEelQ7x
stillcleaning
What an adorable little spaz! LMAO. I want one!
shotinthehead
They are also good for when you have urges of sex. Eat a whole one raw. Should cure what ails you
karlthatkillspeople
iunderstoodthatreference.gif
pacmoon
This is the comment I was looking for! Thank you, kind sir.
TotinosPizzaRolls
Nah just teething on it will suffice. Lasts longer that way
SunbrosUnite
As an Idahoan: I came. Multiple times. Violently. I have a potato problem.
Imgonnaburnonedown
As a Washingtonian, dont get that on my palouse.
ThatGreatDane
I scrolled just to find someone else from Idaho. Where you at?
SunbrosUnite
haha Boise
ThatGreatDane
Awe. I'm in CDA
amoshendershott
Way to go! Idaho! Co-Idahoan checking in.
LargePoutine
lipper
Where are the onions? You have to put diced onions under the curry-ketchup. Seriously: friet speciaal FTW.
Volvary
That's a poutine, bro. Only French Fries, Cheese curds and gravy.
blackandyellow
You've waited your whole life for this post.
LargePoutine
I hope no one minds the selfie.
TheSaucyCrumpet
"WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG" me and every other British person here.
kennyk17
How would a Brit do it?
TheSaucyCrumpet
Second image is of chips, not fries, and they certainly aren't a regular size, they're tiny. Third and fourth; yep okay. Fifth; those are
TheSaucyCrumpet
Eleventh: I hope you're going to cook that. Tenth; stop it I'm hungry now. Twelfth: OH SO THAT'S WHAT A TATER TOT IS, we just call those
TheSaucyCrumpet
hash browns too ;)
kennyk17
Lol I had to get you started didn't I. Thanks for the explanation.
TheSaucyCrumpet
crisps not chips. Sixth; ridged not ruffled. Seventh is okay, and eighth is glorious. Ninth; meh salad. Tenth; Are those cornflakes?
kennyk17
Yeah.... yeah they're cornflakes
kennyk17
HAHAHA potatoes are awesome!
largefarva99
Oh god, i'm on the front page, with a hashbrown
Solisav
We are all secretly Irish.
icangetyouatoebythreeoclockthisafternoonwithnailpolish
OP you should do a post for tomatoes. They need some fucking credit... imagine pizza without tomato sauce
Dalylah
We shall call thee Mr. Potatohead from now on. Wear your crown proudly sir!
ShibiSF
I came here because of the hashbrown. I gave you an upvote for the potatoes!! (I love potatoes, I reeeeeaaally do!)
ItExistsInTheMoment
The best way to be on the front page.
PolkaBrat
Irish you hadn't given me a craving for fries...
XXG33k
Please tell us you're from Idaho... Or Ireland at least!
screwusernamesimapotato
I'm relevant...but extremely late damnit
MrRogersDestroyerOfWorlds
OP, you're the Bubba of potatoes.
RadioactiveCanuck
You're tellin' me you're the owner of the 'Bubba Gump potato corporation?
wessyfbaby
You can boil it bake it broil it barbeque it saute it
Bumpaddler
Must be Irish though... Bubba O'Reilly.
IAteAHamSandwich
Who?
tobascodagama
Tater stew, tater soup, tater gumbo, cocktail taters...
Duendes
and OP didn't even get into the type of potatoes!
largefarva99
And that- that's about it.
ImgurnariumOfDoctorGiraffus
You forgot potato noodles for soups.
GarrettStopMotion
I can imagine one of those news reports, and as your title it says bubba of potatoes omfg
Ferrumkit
Might aswell face it, you're addicted to spuds
AlexandraJackson
Where are the mashed potatoes?
WallPooBinPig
Why no mash?
ikmbaa
BECAUSE MASH IS TERRIBLE AND MAKES ME VOMIT.
thisheretexasdude
Hulk was unavailable at the moment
Thinkpoohbearthink
Mash with gravy.
Dogester
I concur.
Justalobstercowboy
Moved and seconded, let's have a vote
pbcup
Mashed potatoes are the best! but not the boxed kind, that's just nasty.
PSPhoenix
OP is discriminating
BiggieCheeseForStateGovernor
Because without cheese, mash is terrible.
Doedling
U no mash?
tominhawaii
And potato pancakes.
emaneliforp8791
Exactly! Mash is the best, Yo!
tarmael
According to your stomach, it's all mashed potato.
aus4000
Then again, stomach doesn't care about such frivolous things.
TornadoxAllie
Boil em mash put em in a stew!
RePete21
Why does no one see it says different variations of FRIES
HexylForce
Because mashed potatoes are gross
chrk
SMASH SMASH SMAAAAAASH ♫
imnotnormal
My wife and I call it "masturbatatoes"
BubbyTheSquid
Or sweet potatoes?
jsktrogdor
^ Master race.
Dusseldwarf
Mashter race.
ShadowXII
Schhpaaasche.
TJsAwesomeName
Mashter Rashe.
chowmaster
yeah, really!! there are so many variations missing.
maakuth
Mash with some onion boiled in milk.
Abekrampe
No mashed potatoes, no cream baked potatoes, no browned potatoes this upsets me quite a bit.
thisusernameissorad
HULK MASH!!
BorderlineBoozehound
Want a mouth orgasm? Potatoes, kosher salt, freshly-ground black pepper, real butter, parmesan, sour cream, parsley and roasted garlic.
danielsdesk
how in the hell did OP forget about mashed potatoes?
temarka
How in the hell did he forget about regular ol' boiled potatoes is what I'm wondering.
sloppybear
no mashed made me upset
Ispentthelastfewyearsbuildingupanimmunitytoiocanepowder
Potato bread. Gnocchi. Scalloped. Flour. S
SuckAnElf
Don't forget spudnuts or funeral potatoes!
franklymydearidontgiveadamnaboutmakingyoursammich
.....funeral potatoes? O.o
SuckAnElf
Oh never mind about the funeral potatoes guess that's a regional thing
ReverendAurora
Add wholegrain mustard to mash...or cheese, or anything, but it must contain no less than three ingredients 1/2
hellafordays
You're not the boss of my potatoes! (those sound delicious)
Imgonnaburnonedown
I like a healthy dallop of sour cream in mine!
ReverendAurora
Those ingredients are 1) Potatoes 2) Double cream and 3) Butter. Not margarine or butter like spread. Butter. Heart attack food.
HatsAreEssential
4) Bacon. Real bacon, none of that Turkey Bacon bullshit. 5) Cheese.
BorderlineBoozehound
Butter is actually healthier for you than margarine, so LOAD THAT BITCH UP. Also with parmesan and roasted garlic.
thirtyhelensagree
Fuck you man/woman, I was about to go to the gym. I am now making your potato suggestion.