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Oct 19, 2020 10:38 PM
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delitescency
As a wheelchair user, this happens ALL. THE. TIME
goodbyeitwasfunwhileitlasted
Look around carefully for cameras, then if you don't find any, beat the shit out of it. Then leave a note about why this happened to them.
Steampunkjajunk
I didn't realize is not an excuse. You knew dude. You knew.
insanitypurge
Nah I didn’t key your car. Might have been my daughter’s wheel chair on the way in. Oops
sfbiker
I think if you push the chair all the way against that car you could just scrape by and get it on the ramp
SirBobby98121
Emphasis on the word 'scrape'.
twerknado
I would have left the black cars number plate in so the internet could balance their karmic load.
CreaturesThatCrawl
The internet's reaction is rarely "balanced". This driver is an asshole but probably doesn't deserve death threats from strangers online.
Harryteeters
Heh heh. Load.
SciFiGuy2018
Just have the car towed. All lots have a tow truck available.
Stanistani
i keep a note with the name of a tow truck company. It has the worst Yelp ratings, and reports of cars stolen and damaged from their lot.
codeblue4me4
He better not scratch my turn signals with that chair. Oh wait, it's a BMW, there are no turn signals.
Aaronb1138
WTF are you talking about? BMW's AND Audi's have virgin turn signals. Never touched by man stuff.
LaoFu
That asshole needs to get towed
cquintanilla2001
that's why I always carry a screw driver
ILikedTheirOldStuffBetter
Shit, I actually once saw a woman with the nerve to argue with the cop who was writing her a ticket for doing exactly this. Unbelievable.
Eldibs
"Cool, now you're getting the ticket and you're going to jail and getting your car impounded."
valekseye
Karen does that
ConsumerAffairs
wadatahmydamie
It’s so polite of you to say Karen
anthrolover6
When we say Karen what we really mean is cunt.
Isorikk
That's all the fun. This is what tow companies live for.
dashfoGamer
TheInternetDumbass
Jeez, that's his son
June28th
Underrated. Dark. Perfectly executed.
Telharmonius
I spent 6 weeks in a wheelchair, and it changes how you see access. I sternly told a grocery manager that his snowplows were piling the 1/2
Telharmonius
2/2 snow in the handicapped spaces. Why would anyone do something so callous?
faab64
Hate those assholes, used to work as personal assistant when I was younger and met a few jerks like that.
ACanadianPerson
A personal assistant? Story time?
faab64
Summer job in Sweden, working with group of handicap people living in a group home, it was one of my favorite jobs, good pay & good people.
faab64
And a great way to improve my Swedish to understand various accents.
probablynotanexpert
I mean, he's right there, just ask him to move his wheelchair.
Dontmesswithmypoopchute
Ha!
AlmostScientist
us the wheel chair to fuck up their siding, that'll show that bastard.
SaraSlaughter
God this burns my ass. My friend has a 10 year old daughter in a wheelie and every damn morning they get to school and some jackass soccer>
SaraSlaughter
>mom has parked her gargantuan SUV in that spot “real quick” it really alarms me how self-entitled and rude people are. GTFO the spot dammit
Lucallia
well time to test if it was 'really quick' who gets there first her or the tow truck.
dzrdavis5150
I'm not saying you should put a large section of newspaper on the black car. And i would never suggest that you pour a can of transmission
mourningstar666
Fun fact: most insurance companies won't cover tire damage if 3 of the 4 are flat. Also emergency window breakers are always good to have!
Toodamagedtocare
This infuriates me because my baby sister is disabled. We have to deal with this stupidity every time I get her out. It is unacceptable.?
GreenerWithTheScenery
Do you call a tow truck or just move yalls car? I’m just curious
Toodamagedtocare
Doesn't do any good. By the time tow or law gets there the asshat is gone. And yes we give them the tag number. It is just bullshit.
JeffGodofBiscuits
That's what tow trucks are for!
saberwarthog
Nope, that's what plasma cutters are for ! You cut vertically the part of the car on the zebra, and then you put it on the other side.
Superfloofthundercat
Kick every fucking door panel to remind the maggot not to do it again
BobHubert
Something like this happened when I was going to church. ON EASTER. Fuck that guy
WhenIGrowUpIWannaBeAnAardvark
Naah they take too long. Just carry a roller jack in your trunk. Makes it easy to change a spare and you can turn their car sideways.
ThisIsSoMuchFunItsFreaky
As courier in Los Angeles when I was in my early twenties and received a hefty 350 dollar fine. I get this. Stay the fuck out! The lines ->
ThisIsSoMuchFunItsFreaky
Are there for a fucking reason. I still feel bad about it 20 years later. I deserved that.
PoundSandREMF
Helsmar
Looks like a parking structure of some kind. Tow truck wouldn't be able to fit.
rtgensler11
Plus the owner of that structure would have to make that call. By that time all that happens, that car will be traded in.
BeanBagKing
They can tow it behind, it doesn't have to be on top. Pretty sure they've had to deal with this before.
tonakthebarbarian
Yep they would gladly find a way. A set of go Jack's or a shorter truck with a lift would make quick work of that nonsense.
PoundSandREMF
70m4h4wk
Then they get to pay extra for a fancy tow truck. They have ways of getting vehicles out if a wrecker won't fit
Dimension09
There have to be easier ways to lift a dude in a wheelchair.
Zerosober
Tow trucks take too long, just scratch the shitput of that assholes car when you muscle the wheelchair up the ramp.
1meterPonytail
That would scratch the wheelchair too, unfortunately...
josephsMeth
I'm pretty sure it's illegal to tow a wheelchair kid home.
atheistzombie
RulesOfImgur
Fuck you! Take your damn upvote!
SpaceSphere
SquareGoat
Honestly this is what I assumed the joke was at first, I didn’t even think of towing the car. I think I need help
DoesItThough
Yeah well we all do. Welcome to hell
Toolbone
Valve stem removal tools are small and fit on your keyring. Pull all the valves. They won't be going anywhere while the cops show up
toxcrusadr
Times like this make you wish a monster truck would drive by and offer to push that junk into the wall.
Covidnineteen
Break into the car. Throw a wasp nest into it. Don't call the cops. Just watch from a distance as white anglo-saxon protestant spread the
Covidnineteen
Word of God against their will
rocklemycockle
This took quite a turn
KCCOfitzy
JeffGodofBiscuits
I've always loved that.... no permanent damage, but wonderfully debilitating.
Toodamagedtocare
Thanks for that tidbit of info. I will definitely use it.
HomelessAndVenting
why? it's illegal.
Toolbone
Is is what the driver of that car did.
HomelessAndVenting
That's true, but also not justification nor validation. I'm not saying I condone their action, but vandalism isn't appropriate 1/2
BESTtaylorINAUSTRALIA
You mean claw hammer, it's a multi tool, including glass breaker and fuse box smasher.... I don't know how I know that
chaggaya
Except I heard BMWs nowadays have run flat tires. So they may not get far but can still try...
Punkah
I had run flat tires on my Cadillac CTS and they sucked so much! Pulled you all over the road where ever a groove was!
KevorkianScarf
My non-flat Dunlop’s do the same thing...and they’re relatively new...I really need an alignment
Punkah
I thought that was my problem too but I didn't notice much of a difference after though, bought winter tires and had those put on and now it
HomelessAndVenting
That's illegal.
Toolbone
So is parking in a handicap spot. When you aren't. Your point?
HomelessAndVenting
The fact you want me to spell out the point is kind of sad. The point is "don't do it. it's sinking down and perpetuating a cycle." use 1/2
HomelessAndVenting
the justice system we have in place rather than going to vigilantism and illegal actions. 2/2
yourmomscheese
Not really going to prevent consequences for you ??♂️
PooPooInSpaghettiEveryoneUpsetti
The point is : you can be condamned if someone sees you doing something illegal, even if another illegal thing was happening next to you.
HOWxNxKRIS
Left the ramp, repositioned the car to the right and drop the ramp as many times as it takes to make you feel better....
TotalAbsolutism
It'll flatten nicely. Eventually.
Lucallia
for a second i thought you were going for "the handicapped person can just move" take. then I imagined what that would look like lol. +1
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
I'd sit and wait. Shame TF outta that dickhead when they return.
DarkwingDuc
I totally would, personally, but it wouldn't be worth it to put the kid through that.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
I agree.....
Schlumpfi
people who do this have no shame...
ThatOneFriendWhoTriesTooHard
Not sure you'd have much of a choice.
JackArnone
Pull the vehicle out, loat up the wheelchair?
Aaronb1138
Tow it. Such people have no shame. After shoving the side of the wheelchair against it a few times.
Kuhmeister
You have time for that?
PornAndPuppies
Assuming they have shame.
ClemClone
They wouldn’t care
NotTheBeees
Call a tow truck.
alecdshope
That person could work there. You might have to wait for eight hours.
IReactToCommentsInMemesAndGifs
Even better
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whitebbwolf
unless you have a doctors appointment
UpvoteTotem
Scratch the FUCK out of it on the way to load in please
whitebbwolf
thats why I have a fat chalk marker in the car. Great for leaving passive aggressive non damaging messages on windshields.
AchDuLieber
Use a sharpie instead... that’ll learn ‘em.
EverydayIdleness
See, this is okay. Unlike the nutjobs above suggesting just short of bombing the car. People are crazy with revenge fantasies online.
dasoffendor
bar of soap works great too, takes longer to wash off as well
whitebbwolf
yeah but you dont find neon red soap. Good visibility makes sure others can read the message too
NeW0lf
Of course it is a bmw... douche canoes on wheels...
RXJ235231
I don't know. The guys that drive BMW ambulances seem very nice.
GibletPH
X6 too, the douchiest one in the range
KillerQueen90
Right!? So ugly...
jojoyojimbi
my dad said: you ever feel useless at work boy, remember someone gets paid to install turn signals in BMWs, and that makes me smile everyday
illogicalphallusies
i dont agree with it, but the way other people act in parking lots, if I pay a lot for a car, im taking 2 spaces. I do it with ky truck now¹
illogicalphallusies
²but i always park at the far back of the lot because fuck people. SO MANY door dings on cars
Isatronium
Yeah I worry about dings too. Was considering a LINE-X paint job.
gripped86
That’s why you drive a beater my dude
illogicalphallusies
yes, because other people are assholes I shouldnt have nice things...
gripped86
No you use the beater for basic shit
Aaronb1138
I mean most of those assholes have moved to Audi's now, so this must be an older asshole.
jackwagon311
Not really. Chad's are pretty loyal to the beems.
MilkyFriedTofu
You’re forgetting Chargers and Mustangs.
Aaronb1138
Charger, Camero, and Mustang douche bags think themselves too poor to park in handicapped / hashed areas. There is a consistent >$50k value
Aaronb1138
on cars illegally parked in handicapped spaces/loading zones. Difference of intentional law breaking versus self view of being above law.
Jediblues
Ugh... please don't put us audi drivers in the same category as BMW.... I'd like to think we're still polite.
WhoaaBlackBetty
As far as I can tell on my commutes, you guys are still safe. Don't let us down!
Aaronb1138
Audi S5 at my apartment has been parking on the sidewalk pavers behind the sidewalk bollards for 4 years. Only one who does. Sorry, nope.
Aaronb1138
Trend of asshole Audi started in EU / UK earlier. Clarkson calls it out on an episode of Top Gear how they moved from BMW to Audi.
shaftofbread
nope. Audi owners are merely Volkswagen owners who think they're better than the other Volkswagen owners. bigger douchebags than ordinary >
shaftofbread
Golf GTI driving fuckboys.
Aaronb1138
It's the VW GTI/VR6 fuckboys now that they have money and those shits are everywhere.
HarleyUltraRider70
This shit pisses me off. Scratches on black paint show up real nice.
LoudAngryJerk
In new york at least, it's legal. Interfering with a handicapped spot means you are responsible for any damage incurred, so long as it's >
LoudAngryJerk
>reasonably and visibly indicated.
Shiftyeyesshady
Go all street fighter bonus level on them.
LoudAngryJerk
I mean, I'm pretty sure it more has to do with them being responsible for the scrapes incurred by you forcing your wheelchair, or ramp, or>
LoudAngryJerk
>damage to said wheelchair or ramp. Not like... taking a baseball bat to their car.
khora
And then back out and roll him up the ramp.
JohnEburt
That looks like a nice car too
Blackmajic420
Lol yes. Almost as good as walking up to your one wheeled car
kwayit
In this situation, my support vandalism
CharlIly
I wouldn't. For you. I don't think "They had it coming" is a good defense on court, and I'd be sad if good people go to prison.
NumutaRewolf
But ' I was trying to get my son into our van in the designated loading zone this person illegally parked in' might
BladeSmithSapper
I back up that statement! Fuck that guy!
summatlonganduntaken
Nah. Just wait there with an officer of the law. Unless not white. Better cut losses and key it.
TheOnlySean
Could be an old lady that parks like shit. What the fuck is with jumping to conclusions. Calm down all of you
JPandhismightypotato
You know damm well BLacked out SUV is just an ass in this situation
Lucallia
if they're so old they can't park outside of a giant crossed out area should they really be driving at all?
KarenFromTheHOA
No, they definitely should not be.
KarenFromTheHOA
Too old to park properly next to handicap spot = too old to drive
hwmcbeast
Being old is no excuse for being an asshole.
gripped86
Nah cut the valve stems that’s even better. And then crawl under the car and start cutting wires
LamarTrillington
Not in that order, though.
Skizzlesnap
Hell, soak an old T-shirt in turpentine, shove it in the gas tank and light it. Get in your car before ignition.
EverydayIdleness
The revenge fantasies online get fucked up sometimes. This could cause an explosion or fire that would harm a lot of people, you psycho.
Skizzlesnap
I purposely made it over the line for that reason.
roamer145
Eh, keep a half lb of sugar in a vacsealed bag. Then pour it in their tank.
gripped86
We should hang out.
Richter12x2
Best yet, keep a mostly empty bottle of syrup, smear it all over near the gas tank and leave the bottle.
Richter12x2
They pay to pump the tank for no reason, and you're not in jail if you get caught.
ShitIcantthinkofausernameagain
From what I've heard is sugar doesn't actually do much other ideas are more effective for sure
ButteredNoodleDriver
Simple water is probably the most damaging thing you could put in their tank
DjNeHi
Better yet put BBs in the valve caps. That way the tires start to leak again when they put the caps back on after refilling the tire.
JPandhismightypotato
That's frickin brilliant
Helcon17
Okay Satan... But I like how you think
gripped86
Nah a cut valve stem means removing the rim and tire and a tow truck fuck assholes that park like that
Toolbone
Just carry a valve stem removal tool. Does the same thing and you can tape it to the window. You didn't steal shit or do damage they can't
gripped86
I thought his was about payback not an inconvenience
Toolbone
Do shit to you for it