KatLuvr54
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Jan 31, 2026 3:16 AM
KatLuvr54
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PuckerScream
Sure, Kyle. Just make sure you're standing in front of it when it fires.
ElbowDeepInABlackhole
The way this douche acts like he’s the coolest shit when the entire nation watched this little cumstain ugly cry them crocodile tears. This fucking lame will never have anyones respect.
TheRealSauceBoss
"But one of the people he shot was a pedophile!!!"
HE DIDN'T KNOW THAT WHEN HE PULLED THE TRIGGER MOTHERFUCKER!!! You can't heap praise on him in hindsight!!!
ExaDeuce
Try it you little bitch.
thechelonianshelmet
Thoughts? I look forward to the day I hear about you getting Kirked.
SlaaneshiRightsFront
Kyle Rittenhouse is still alive?
SergeyPrkl
my thoughts exactly. someone need to serve justice for him, because state won't.
Gonefishing
Kyle Rittenhouse? The crybaby? The crybaby murderer?
thedtp
rubypilgrim
If you've talked to any right wingers in the last 30 years, this is all of them. I had a Christian colleague in the 1980s who was just waiting for the moment when they could start shooting liberals. Kyle is their hero because he just went out and did it and got away with it.
GeneralPrower
He's George Zimmerman for the Gen Y crowd.
Az663
Is this an ad for arrested development?
hightechpirate
Honestly I'm surprised that he hasn't joined ICE yet
TheRealSauceBoss
He's too dumb. Which is saying ALOT
ahorseelbowdeepinme
DdCno1
Look at the state of that backyard. This family spent all of their money on dangerous toys and couldn't even be bothered to keep their place looking better than a trash heap.
cambriago13
Who's gonna help you set it up, fuckmuppet? Those quivery little meatsleeves aren't going to get it on the tripod.
bobisslack
Bring it, fuckshit. Try us, you megadouche.
wisooner
You had better pray that the cops get to you before the crowd does because killing you while you are armed with that is easily an act of self defense
groundtruthapp360
I dare you.
Hexidimentional
His penis must be tiny
lackinglife
Even with facial hair he looks 12
crossingdynasty
Okay, yes, i get that it’s supposed to be an (unfunny) joke. But the logic in play is literally insane:
“The kid who was acquitted of murder after bringing an illegally owned firearm to a protest because you can’t infringe on the second amendments rights at a protest wants to take an non-street legal gun to a state in the midst of active protests because a guy took a legal gun to a protest and was killed for exercising his second amendment rights.”
SuperfluousMeh
You said logic hahaha, you were right on the insane part. This is fucking insane and so God damn cringe.
AshenLady
Small dick energy
PutItInNeutral
Something tells me that Kyle would have lived longer if he had been convicted.
dealinwifscum
Bring your sniveling gutless republican self there but, you’ll need to bring your own bag so we can ship what’s left home to your mommy.
DrSchlepenstein
Keep hoping he uses the gun on himself at some point.
HamAdvocate
Also, FAFO cunt there has his Jerusalem cross tat out for the world to see, so we know he's a small-dick fascist.
turbodog
DOJ just dropped Pizzagate, Kyle. Go shoot the ones they named.
HamAdvocate
Look at his bitch-ass. What's he going to do, cry on it to provide the lubrication it needs? He sure as shit can't pick that up.
RARusk
Sexual tyrannosaurus he is not.
MidoryMoon
Yes, that you should currently be serving a life sentence.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
Just like any other maga or ammo sexual. Both are in need of life long therapy
Margrave9000
Just make sure it doesn't take too long to conclude.
bobgunrunnersmith
No. A 5.56 suppository is cheaper and faster.
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Or a hit to the head. With a bridge.
MySushi
Due to recent medicaid budget cuts, we can no longer afford therapy for every useless thumb with a fetish for killing their neighbours en masse. Shipping them out to the middle of someplace warm like the gulf of diabeetus is the best we can do
AngelBolen91
If we round em up and throw em on a cruise ship. They'd party, then i imagine a Lord of the Flies situation given their general maturity levels. Let the situation take care of itself. We can airdrop more prisoners as the Magat Hunters bring them in
napalmEnema
His workout program consists of - how can I look like a lawn gnome, but weaker and more anemic. Ew man.
GarmBlack
At the same time Pretti "shouldn't have had a gun" and THIS fucker is their baby jesus. I fucking hate this timeline.
AwwYEE
BE THE CHANGE YOU WANT TO SEE! 🤣
Caprittles
He's not, as far as i know they used him for bullshit and now hes desperatly clinging to relevance, this just seems like pandering. But i may be wrong im a little out of the loop
faultysage
Not defending him because he's a murdering piece of shit, but Kyle did actually come out and speak up for Alex Pretti, specifically in regards to the "he shouldn't have had a gun" narrative. But yeah, the way the right smears Pretti for having a gone and worship Kyle for illegally murdering somebody is a bit ridiculous.
ArdentNature
He didn't speak out for him. Stop changing the facts so it fits your narrative.
faultysage
Okay dude yeah I'm a huge Kyle dick rider, clearly, from my comment.
wadatahmydamie
Was that before or after this post, where he fantasizes about murdering dozens or hundreds?
malbec
He murdered black people. That’s their ultimate wet dream fantasy
dontforgettocheckforwifi
He shot 3 white guys, killing 2 of them. He's a major POS in my opinion, but thought you should at least have the details right.
JohnnySilverballs
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1YXh2dGNkOHNzZGx5bG9jenNkMHdwbzV4NG90NDVxMHl3OGgwMDlmcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RdqfCqCxd6fJAAIOMZ/200w.webp
ThankinHank
A liberal took it away and shoved it your ass, please cry louder little boy
MulleH
Meet Kyle
Ask for selfie
Hold up phone with this gif
Profit
YouRadicalizedMe
He should be hanged
hightechpirate
When the top comment has more updoots than the post itself
hightechpirate
KatLuvr54
He was so fake.
aflarge
See, I could understand the blubbering. If I killed someone in such an obvious necessary self defense/defense of my loved ones scenario, like.. let's say they had some kind of psychotic break, and just before they died they snapped back to their senses and thanked me for stopping them because they'd rather get gunned down than have done whatever they were gonna do, it would STILL fucking break me.
It's everything ELSE he's done that makes me go "Oh okay yeah he's a piece of shit"
crossingdynasty
Kinda falls apart though when you consider that his “necessary” self defense was going somewhere he wasn’t invited to act as an armed vigilante. Then proceeding to say “I was justified in killing him because I felt threatened by his gun”, while also trying to claim that he shouldn’t have been (theoretically) attacked simply because he had a gun.
SavageDrums
A gun he was not legally allowed to carry as a 17 year old from a different state.
TungstenOrbital
Defending a business he was never asked to
aflarge
Kinda falls apart when you deliberately avoid the point of what I was saying, too
kirbalessence
Almost like your just falls apart anyway, especially with Alex Pretti for comparison
aflarge
Almost like my what? I think you might be a little confused. What do you think I was trying to say?