We have an emergency my servant

Aug 20, 2023 11:01 PM

vivabritania

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No shit I ain't got no THUMBS BRENDA

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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He needs a cat treadmill

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That cat hasn't missed very many meals if any.

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That is one fat tomato

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Don’t look like he missed any meals….

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good lawd… call the snack-ambulance. This is tru emergenC

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your cat sounds like a duck, and im here for it.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

He’s big! I hope his collar isn’t too tight

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thought this was Hieroglyphs till i pasted it into google.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thats the same auto feeder I have. My oldest still cries for me to fill it minutes before it does it automatically. I think she just likes yelling at me.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Same here. He knows approximately when he should get fed and makes a stink about it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Any time my cat tries to tell you something it always leads to the food bowl or to where he pushed his fountain off the power plate... he's a spoiled brat.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm, a chonky, vocal cat, I wonder what the emergency could be.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Yeah, we need to discuss this bowl situation real quick if you wouldn't mind just stepping into my office for a minute." - poor, starving catto probably

3 years ago | Likes 257 Dislikes 1

Doesn't look like it's starving to me.

3 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 6

What do you mean, the poor kitty is shrinking before our eyes! I can see its bones already!

3 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

Mother cares not for us.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That was definitely a "Yes!"😸

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The size of that lad..

3 years ago | Likes 164 Dislikes 1

Chonk!

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And that's why he's on a timed feeder and complaining about it.

3 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

My cat wouldn’t let me pet her for a week when I got one because she got chonky 😂

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Because cats are very food motivated, and you BETRAYED her when you attempted to starve her with that machine.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

3 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 2

Because kitty cat must lead a long, healthy life.

3 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Orange cat will orange cat. They are the most talkative, food driven little bears. Source: the one curled up next to me.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My cat does that when it is low not even empty yet.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Poor baby is starving! He clearly hasn’t eaten in days

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh gosh, that poor guy is skin and bone. Thats cruel

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but there's definitely something under the skin and over the bone. Oh yeah. Fat.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

“Mother cares not for us”

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

My cat wakes me up every morning at 4am to fill her bowl. Even when it’s full from the night before (points at brain) she still wakes me up to walk her to the bowl to show her it’s full… because she couldn’t check before waking me up… because she doesn’t care about that. She only cares about the walk. “I love you, too, Ribbon. Now let me sleep.”

3 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Oh, she checked b4, but she's trained you to go see and she's not going to spoil your training.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Just keep your bedroom door closed.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

She opens it. We have European style door handles and have to Vaseline them to keep her from opening them. We’ve kinda given up because family.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I knew a few cats who were able to do this. Once one of them had figured it out, the others quickly caught up.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I live in an open plan house, there's one internal door in the whole place, the bathroom... and I get yowled at if I DARE to close that one.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sounds terribly energy-inefficient and even worse in terms of noise.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Where I live, most of the time it's barely cold enough to need to wear long clothes, let alone run a heater so energy efficiency isn't really an issue. Yes noise is an issue but I live here on my own so it's not that big an issue. There's some nice advantages to it though, I have a HUGE play area for VR and if I want to rearrange how the house is laid out it's trivial to do. It's a pretty cool little place actually and I'm planning to build something somewhat similar in the coming years.

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My black & white does the same thing.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why you don't fill the bowl up so much.

3 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Late Roman decadence.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

intestinal worms... I suggest change flea treatment to include worm meds.

3 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 3

Nah, some cats are just dumbasses and eat too fast. Ours free feed, but if we forget to fill the bowls up before bed, they'll wake us up with empty bowls, then gorge themselves, throw up, and start again. They're fine the second time, after they slow down, but they'll do it again next week.

3 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

May I suggest, regulated feeding.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My cat used to do that until I bought one of those slow feeding mats - it’s a small flat bowl thingy shaped like a fish (doesn’t have to be shaped like a fish, I just thought it looked cute) with grooves in it that you fill food; since the cat can’t eat a bunch of it anymore in one go, it’s forced to slow down and eat a few bits at a time which really helped manage his indigestion and impatience.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

one of my cats used to do this too. I read somewhere that some cats eat really fast because either the bowl is too low or they don’t like their whiskers rubbing the edges of it. I put a plate on top of her bowl and put food there and she hasn’t been sick since

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Malicious Compliance baby

3 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Every time I see that cat I have some kind of sympathy trauma response. The shared concern of “Something’s wrong with mom…”

3 years ago | Likes 78 Dislikes 0

imagine your mom would have come to the dinner table and just kept pouring the spaghetti and spaghetti sauce all over the plate, the table, tomatosauce dripping from its edge. just because you asked for more ONE to many times. indeed concern!

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

"Something's wrong with mom..." is totally the trauma! Seen it a few times myself and couldn't quite place it. What's even more unhealthy is I'm trying to figure out why just showing excited relief at this feels like flirting.

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They felt excited relief at the shared trauma being recognized and named. But then they analyzed themself further, and when they were showing that excited relief, it felt like flirting. Which is probably a different unhealthy issue.

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