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TLDR: "i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone at jambo juice"
Mar 26, 2015 7:03 PM
Jackalope0
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TLDR: "i just took a lort of painkillers and yelled at everyone at jambo juice"
SummerPoleCat
I kept flipping out that they cut out my tongue out, then texted my friend about how I'd abandoned it and it would never come back to me.
KingIbra
Niceeeee
KimJongUnceUnceUnce
as someone getting my wisdom teeth out under general anaesthetic soon.. i'm suddenly kind of excited
lewisk11405
Get me a smooth regular.
Walflouer
Is this the real life... or is this just fantasy?
The8obman
"What kinda Jabma Juice do you want?" "Just fuck me up"
sirlurksaSPACElot
I shit-talked the nurses and oral surgeon (very profane) to the point that my mom came rushing in and they had to shut the door. Then I 1/2
sirlurksaSPACElot
2/2 blacked out for a bit and cried because I wanted french fries and couldn't eat them.
ImaChinchilla
That sounds like the first time I go stoned
xcelita
I couldn't talk, could barely walk, and couldn't even swallow my pain meds let alone a smoothie. I feel this is exaggerated.
flipmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooode
how do you people feel so great after wisdom tooth surgery? i just woke up already screaming and vomited my own coagulated blood.
flipmooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooode
my thoughts upon waking up: "who the fuck is screaming like they're dying?" "...oh, it's me. that's weird." "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH"
The34thError
Lost it at "smooth regular"
WowWhataTerrificAudience
had me at "dadliest"
elemjay19
I apparently really felt the need to make an emergency kit with my friend and then bought a rice cooker at Target.
queenelizabeth
I wish more of this story was true.
RabbitLettuce
WHATS UP FUCKS sent me off into a giggle fit
chuckletruck
//y8Jy2Ol
exlurker42
When I took mine out I just needed to pee a little, sat for a minute and then walkes to the car. I got ripped off.
EekiRagnarok
Yeah, me too. I drove myself home. I didn't know I missed out on an adventure until now. Thanks, OP, you asshole.
finninthejakesuit
mybluesock
My Mom came out of the drugstore with my painkillers and I was asleep in the front seat with my head hanging and the radio on full blast.
nopost
99% chance this is entirely made up, but still pretty funny.
yuzumi1
This is why i am taking only my friends with me if i ever have to get my wisdom teeth taken out. I can't surprise them anymore.
misscongo
Okay. How is this so detailed? You should have been out of it. How were you communicating clearly. Or even running around. Drinking
EekiRagnarok
I only remember being able to clearly hear Toto's "Africa" from the waiting room but not the sounds of my teeth being forcibly removed.
Walflouer
I love that song. It could have been so much worse. Bieber made "songs," right? It could have been one of those.
EekiRagnarok
It was torturous, because I wanted to sing along.
mantysaippua
Wtf? When my wisdomteeth got pulled off, i just got a needle with numbthingy in my gums and wasnt drugged up.. but like 3 days after 1/2
mantysaippua
I got pnemonia and was like wtf how did i get it from wisdomteeth removal, turned out my stepdad infected me or something. 2/2
IWasInThePool
I woke up, they walked me into the hall and sat me down. I signed for a piece of paper and wrote, "When can I eat?" and then I fell asleep.
fairycheese
I'm so confused at these things where y'all get high getting your teeth out- I've had four out and all I got was a numb mouth each time.
misscongo
To be as high as op is saying he was, he wouldn't remember all this stuff, especially what he was thinking and didn't say aloud.
hencethequeef
Wisdom teeth are trickier a lot of the time, since they can be impacted in the jaw.
megagamer92
Yeah, I got numbing shots. With crossed roots. I cried after the numbness went away, and I was halfway done.
rikkiraccoon
I hear all these stories of people being high as fuck after tooth removal....all I did was throw up then go to walmart...
fishflakes
I apparently called the nurse a bitch. Loudly.
Jousis
I had oral surgery, slept through all of the drugs. I woke up an hour later than I was supposed to, perfectly sober, walked to car.
sirlurksaSPACElot
There's a diff in tooth removal and wisdom teeth removal. Wisdom teeth typically involves an iv and wacky drugs.
rikkiraccoon
I realize that but I was running out of space to type.
OneCraftyHooker
I woke up halfway through and had a terrible itch on my forehead that they wouldn't let me scratch, went back to sleep and woke up at home
TheAsterite
I didn't remember anything until I went back home, but apparently I ripped out my IV
monadi
Have you done hallucinogens? At some point in your life before getting them taken out?
rikkiraccoon
No. Why?
zombiesphere
I don't understand what they're high on. . Nitrous? That goes away quick
rikkiraccoon
I have no idea. I can't help but feel like most of the videos that show peoples reactions are staged.
thecatsmememeow
I was completely under. Woke up long enough to leave then slept for two days straight. Was awesome sauce!
TheMrMul
Depends on how embedded the tooth is. Most can just be pulled like any other. Some fuckers are so deep they need near full blown surgery
DrunkenChekhov
Wisdom teeth removal is generally under Versed or Propofol. Heavy shit.
Jezi23
Mine were in all the way and I didnt get drugged or get painkillers, but man I was whiny as fuck. I was on the couch making pitiful noises
TheMrMul
So they'll need properly knocked out. And it probably also depends on how they metabolise the knockout juice
hencethequeef
I was put under full anesthetic, and I was high as balls when I woke up. I saw a trailer full of horses on the road and started crying.
tameroncameron
I yelled at the doctors cause I thought they stole my socks, wiped blood on them, and then put them back on my feet
beanerschnitzle
You aren't supposed to drink out of a straw after getting your wisdom teeth taken out.... that was my first thought.
AreYouABadFishToo
DRY SOCKETS!!! Fuck that noise. You wanna get some pain? Because that's how you get some debilitating-cry-for-yo-mama pain. No fun.
AreYouABadFishToo
I speak from debilitating-cry-for-yo-mama pain experience.
beanerschnitzle
Well that's terrifying
LumpWithaLeafHat
That was also my first thought. Points deducted from Dad, since Son was obviously not competent to make his own food decisions.
beanerschnitzle
Yeah you can't trust people after they wake up, my husband wanted to make a necklace out of his teeth and sell it. I said later to buy time
RubyPorto
Wait, did he stop wanting to do that after everything wore off?
beanerschnitzle
Yes and he didn't believe me, but I took a video with my phone! I still have the teeth so maybe I'll make that necklace for our anniversary
RubyPorto
Do it. He still absolutely wants a necklace of Wisdom.
Jezi23
That comment was funnier than this post lol
feryooday
My parents got me Jamba Juice after mine, but gave me a spoon for it. The citrus went into the wounds and was the worst pain I've ever felt.
jknobs
Same here, except with dairy queen... no pain, but I had ice cream everywhere, liquids don't stay in your mouth when its all numb.
beanerschnitzle
Good call on the spoon, but that sounds horrible, I'm sorry :( maybe someone will read this and you'll save them your pain
feryooday
Here's hoping! I've never actually writhed in pain except that time.
Syrupant
Really? My girlfriend got hers out last year and they gave her a juice box as soon as she was awake
piratequeen
No, drinking from a straw is fine. The dry socket thing happens to people who smoke, for the most part, according to my dentist uncle.
beanerschnitzle
I have no medical training, I just know what the dental assistant drilled into my head when I took my husband in. (Non smoker too)
piratequeen
I got all 4 out right before Thanksgiving, and he bought me a smoothie on his way back from work that night, it was awesome.
beanerschnitzle
I'm terrified about getting mine out, I'm putting it off as long as possible (because procrastinating about medical stuff is a good idea)
Jezi23
straw isn't fine until 24-48 hours later
Spurradict
Not true. Straws can definitely do it. Any suction force pulls the cot out
piratequeen
Ah, they did dissolving stitches in mine, so that may be why. I'm just repeating what I was told before/after my surgery.
BitchImCanadian
So am I the only person who had the holes packed with gauze that was soaked in oil of cloves? My mouth tasted like christmas' asshole.
piratequeen
I guess so? I didn't have to deal with the gauze, nor did I even need to take pain pills after, I might be a glitch.
BitchImCanadian
I turned out to be allergic to the pain meds AND the antibiotics. It was a fuuuun week. /sarcasm
piratequeen
Oh fuck that's shit! They did mine right before Thanksgiving, I was fine. Funny how different it is for everybody.
CuddlyHoneybee
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING
ironlemonade
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE WHO DRANK OUT OF STRAWS!?
angelmercury
I did too. Just means you get those kinda holes in you mouth where the teeth were, but they fill in eventually.
beanerschnitzle
Risk taker!
CuddlyHoneybee
YOU SHOULDNT HAVE THAT HOW YOU GET DRY SOCKETS
ironlemonade
WELL IT'S TOO LATE NOW... FOR BOTH OF US!
CuddlyHoneybee
WELL SUCKS TO SUCK