CrackheadGermanSheppie
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artist Eric W. Schwartz.
Jul 19, 2026 6:26 PM
CrackheadGermanSheppie
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artist Eric W. Schwartz.
byronwilliams4010
It would if there was a shower head on both ends. Otherwise you're forever slipping past each other to get under the hot water.
Circe007
I liked that part and I think they did too. And regarding your picture, I like that artist even with the horrible handwriting
astrangehop
It's a unique and intimate moment to share with your partner. I'll gladly help wash my lover's hair or whatever. If you think ten minutes if nit being as perfectly comfortable as you are alone is a deal breaker, I think you're missing the point.
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
Nope. Tried it with every girlfriend so far, mostly never get past agreeing on a temperature and unless she's super short, we can't really both be in the water at the same time anyway. Definitely better in theory.
ExplodingPortaPotty
Depends entirely on your tax bracket. My shower could fit about 6 people and has a massive rainfall head, you could probably have a threesome in there and it'd work out.
QuanticChaos
I too, have been to the car wash!
Dunes8
Aww
Snooj
Shower times are always disappointing. We like different temperatures which is one big issue. Two opposing shower heads would be awesome.
Justtoddishere
Yoost to be Moose and Skwirrel, but is now Rabbit unt Fox.
ForTheBestReally
My partner and I make it work, we don’t do sexy stuff most of the time but it’s sometimes a way to motivate each other out of a slump or of we’re getting up early. Smaller shower makes it harder but we still manage as two average sized humans.
WebDragonG3
showering together doesn't have to involve sex all the time - it can just be sexy. and scrubbing each others back to get the hard to reach parts. I've only ever gotten to do this often and frequently with one particular partner over the years and it was and remains one of my favorite things about that relationship, even if it ultimately didn't work out. more people should do this. it's good for the soul.
Rakoth
2016? That was like a decade ago, what is going on. ;..;
IakobZ
"Lather, rinse, and repeat. Always repeat."
Wasnbo
The only time I had some fun sexy shower times, I had booked a hotel room with a large stall-type shower, no tub. Other times, yeah, no good. I have to imagine it's easier for Judy and Nick, the showers are probably mostly built for bigger mammals.
porcinechoirmaster
Shower time is when I dissociate and stare at the wall for forty five minutes.
Knifesmith
If you have one of those rich people mega showers with multiple nozzles, and aren't actually going to have sex, then it'd be good. Otherwise it's probably just like my experience: Cramped, cold for the person not in the water, and awkward.
ThighHighsSaveLives
How dare you call me a degenerate, I'm a pervert thank you
Clockworkdancerobot
Depends on a few things, it's nice to have someone scrub your back.
CrackheadGermanSheppie
I love back scritches, so this would be amazing!!!
BorkasonBork
Many years ago i showered with a beautiful lady as a form of foreplay. My foot slipped on soap and I fell down on my ass hitting everything on the way down, creating a dozzen bruises on me AND the girl. She got angry for being kicked and kneed and pulled down into a painful pile of limbs. She left me, telling all friends i was a danger to myself and others, and to stay away from my shower. Never again. Shower is for one. Bed is for two.
DrNick
Should've invested in a grip mat.
lesteros
If she was a sane person she would take it as a funny slice of life story. You dodged a bullet there.
BorkasonBork
oh ya crazy girl but oh so beautiful
lesteros
My dick led me to places I shouldnt have went into with a gun
NightOwlRally
Harken not to the Siren's song.
Raventhief
Showering together takes effort. Better off showering separately and sexying after.
Corrodias
And a large shower, not the kind you'd find in most homes.
Sanzanna
Showering together takes communication and focus on the task at hand.
Sexytime also takes communication and focusing on the task at hand.
IlluminaBlade
I imagine It takes an expensive shower with crazy water pressure
Ranb40
No. Get wet. Use soap on each other, all over. Rinse off. Dry. Have fun in bed. Repeat. Best with wife or girlfriend you know well. Good luck. :)
Maulbert
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
scissorxmextimbers
Im no expert, but I dont think you're supposed to chew on it.
BlindGardener
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
You just gonna kink-shame me like that?
CyberHexx
If it's my dick on the line, yeah. No bitey.
Rayfire3535
Yeah it's more than you can swallow...but the biting off is concerning too.
JebidiahBeetus
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Here's one with different text
Asadsadsadclown
I feel like I need to call John in here.
DeltaOsprey
Yes, Boss?
Asadsadsadclown
Why are there no details on this order for the new sounders?
Maulbert
Not half as funny.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Well, I'm not trying to compete; but it was a fun application of the CBT meme