True story

Oct 12, 2021 3:22 PM

ryangodzez

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In his view, that just means you now have someone to train

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 104 Dislikes 0

*makes 7 wine bottles out of a mirror*

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One night stands may be over by morning, but syphilis last a lifetime time. - master chief Bill Sunday

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Something something swallowed gum, something years later have gummy caca?

4 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 1

I wanna say it was 7 years...never believed it lol

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Vas Deferens: break me and you'll get an entire lifetime of good luck.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Invincible season 2 is about 7-8 months away

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

And just like that my will to live got a boost

4 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Oh! In that case, I might've figured out a new form of energy extraction. And it's green. :)

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I have never heard someone say braking a wine bottle is a year of bad luck

4 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 0

Braking wine bottle you say

4 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

It's only if you do it over the sommelier's head. And it's less 'a year', more a 'custodial sentence for GBH'. Strange superstition...

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