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Apr 28, 2022 7:36 PM
5ywjdPumpkinPrincess
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GrassssssssTastesBad
O wrote an amazing senior year book blurb and the fucking committee didn't put it in??? They also fucked up several peoples names
bladderinfection
The yearbook asked all the Seniors: What do you want to be when you grow up? My answer made it in: “Young”
Naivegamer
I'm more thankful every day that I didn't go to high school.
CaptainHightower
My chemistry teacher was quite ditzy and almost blew up our class playing with explosives.
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DotcoreJetkill
Never got high in school
xtreampb
They removed asbestos from the gym and cafeteria while we were eating for a month straight.
johnvictor
The sheer relief that the horror and trauma I had to endure in education was over and I could cut out one set of abusers in my life.
Pace171921
Dungeons and dragons in the library after school
claydhd14
Junior and senior year I was allowed to go home for lunch, then head to an acting program at another school. Never felt more freedom.
Erumun
i miss how much less stressful it was comparing to adulthood.
Ryanator50
you must have had an easier childhood than most then
skribbly
Or waa part of the popular crowd. Most Kids are way bigger assholes than most adults.
Erumun
so either it was easy or i was popular and there's zero chance life got way worse as an adult? k
mrpotatodick
Spending an entire shop class period face down in my desk whacked on PCP, and the teacher did nothing about it ?
Arcygenical
Meh, it's just powertools and PCP. What could possibly go wrong.
mrpotatodick
I managed to stumble to the restroom, threw up everywhere. and all I had for lunch was some red licorice, freaked a couple guys out, lol
fformulaa
Showing up stoned was fun considering printing and photography was my first class
Dailywitchery
Throwing away my year books.
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Robbann
not high school, but 8th grade when one of the bullies got escorted out by police and never returned. school was much more enjoyable after
Zeldawolf
Getting stoned before school and 1st period was art class. I made some banger paintings back then
onlyheretoargue
Over summer break, they painted all of the radiators in the school with an oil-based paint. When the heat was first turned on, (1/2)
onlyheretoargue
the paint smoked out the entire school, and everyone got to go home early! We got the next day off too! (2/2)
cheeseguy3412
They tarred my shitty, leaky high school while classes were in session. I was forced to go in every day, choked and coughed until /1
cheeseguy3412
projectile vomiting occurred (severe asthma) - nearly died a few times. Doctor/parents threatened major lawsuit vs the school. /2
cheeseguy3412
So they froze my grades, and I just graduated 6 months early. That part was nice. Many naps / gaming sessions were had. /3
ROBOTvsMAN
some of us made it home
fedeColorTerror
I learned some cool things about pervert ancient Greeks and Romans. And when it was nice we had class in the courtyard
LoadedBakedPotatoes
Fake IDs were easily accessible. A bar that didn’t check for IDs. Kids were raised by parents & not by teachers. Teachers were paid well.
Mellayellafella1441
SatoriEnligtenmentNow
Is this Brooklyn 99 lady?
GrumpyOldMillennial
No. It's the Glee lady that drowned.
SatoriEnligtenmentNow
Shucks.
SquidlyGreeny
Smoked a joint with a teacher through the window of his class room after he helped me write an essay late one night. I passed.
Lulabel73
Not high school but my 1st grade teacher was giving my friend a daily beating(dragging her around the classroom etc) so I told my mum and -
Lulabel73
-we got a new teacher who was super nice.
Squish88
otterkrylon
Singing Blink182 next to my crush. She said I had a nice voice. Been riding that high for 20 years.
BluePaladin42
Our senior trip was outright cancelled forever because last years class couldn't act right in France. It made zero difference to me and-
BluePaladin42
-a few others in the school because the class trip was extremely expensive. I am not in my yearbook for the same reason. So yeah, leaving.
zengaisfamous
The fuck closet?
Astramancer
High school is a lot like prison. The sex you want you ain't getting and the sex you're getting you don't want.
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zengaisfamous
It was an unused backstage room in the auditorium, students would bang/smoke/drink there
Erumun
i assume it was a closet where people fucked. i don't know if they took turns or if it was an orgy situation or you fucked whoever was in
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eattheeggs
I called a teacher of mine old and feeble once in high school. He picked me up and dropped me head first into a trash can. 1/2
eattheeggs
This was way before lawsuits and shit. I laughed it off and so did he. Just harmless fun. 2/2
nanyatenyaa
There is no... 'before lawsuits and shit' O.o
mcbotulism
In 2nd grade a kid drew a dick and balls on the chalkboard before class, so the teacher picked him up and used his back as an eraser.
fightfightfightlosewinfight
In 4th grade a kid put his dick and balls on the teachers desk. Imagine his home life. Poor guy.
Arcygenical
Some asshole let out ~50000 ladybugs in our school as their "senior prank" - and admittedly that was kinda neat.
stlouiscardinalsfan7
It was you, wasn’t it?
bladderinfection
Working at UPS a box broke open & they were everywhere. The biggest guy in the unload area was afraid, so I went in for the big chicken.
kakivara
When you say you "went in for the big chicken," that means you went into the UPS storage closet, retrieved the over-sized live chicken that
kakivara
is kept for the express purpose of eating a bug infestation, and released it into the delivery room, right?
flavivsaetivs
Our plan was to get a friend's Dad to use a construction crane to move the "school rock" into the Dropoff lane but never went thru with it.
BungusAmungus
My gf did her thesis in 2009 on north eastern native lady bugs. She released a couple thousand in her parents back yard and to this day they
BungusAmungus
Are prolific :D
irvingb01
Which means that they've got plenty to eat, so it's probably good that they're there.
ilovetraveler
I have a friend who has a phobia about lady bugs. That would literally be her worst nightmare.
Rawrihazshotgun
Some guy did a thing where he let his phone charger hang halfway out and dropped a paperclip on the metal prongs, class got flashbanged.
Arsikere
our class was not allowed a senior prank as the class before us though splashing paint on the murals was "funny"
Arcygenical
Well, tbh, the ladybugs killed the tradition there as well, since it was just one dude being a POS. Still, people are POS.
ChristopherHallett
I was class of 2000, in 1998 the graduating class cut down the big pergola out the front of the school.
ThatQuietlySmirking
Where did he get 50,000 ladybugs?
SarcasticComment
The internet
PorneliusHubertII
Then I was a Junior, the Seniors spray painted the sidewalk and trees leading up the school with "Class of 07" and they were given the 2
PorneliusHubertII
Days until graduation to clean it up or they wouldn't be allowed to walk.
Arcygenical
Our private school tried that for the ladybugs, but since literally one of every kid's parent was a lawyer, yeah, didn't stick.
PorneliusHubertII
They weren't going to keep them from graduating. Just cancel the event.
Arcygenical
Ahhh, fair enough
irvingb01
Punish the entire senior class for a bunch a wahoos' shit? Yeah, that seems fair.
bhobby1212
Having sex with a teacher
fractalsphere
OK this is a story worth telling
hitdog42
AdrianDunne
There it is!
bhobby1212
Some one finally loved me
bhobby1212
I’m sad it hurt my butthole so much.
5ywjdPumpkinPrincess
bhobby1212
But she said she really like butt play
bhobby1212
My dad found out and went absolutely apeshit
bhobby1212
And beat me with some jumper cables
sinnersaint575772
Your teacher is a pedophile and belongs on the registry
Mannus
The new term is MAP, Minor Attracted Person. Doesn't that sound much nicer. /s
sinnersaint575772
Omygosh someone understands. I only have like five triggers, this is one of them
sinnersaint575772
But rather than go all keyboard commando here, I'm gonna do the adult thing and take a 13 day break from the internet
hitdog42
They didn't specify their age, so possibly not
saintbrun
Pretty certain if it’s the persons JUNIOR HIGH teacher, they ain’t old enough.
hitdog42
Yeah... but they never said Junior High
saintbrun
Bah. I misread the chain. I thought the person I replied to had replied to a different t post. My bad.
BrightestNight
Went to school with a senior who was 20. One of his female teachers was about 28. No sex, but I could understand if it happened.
sinnersaint575772
If he was in high school he was under 18, the law is clear.
hitdog42
High schoolers can be 18
gunganjesus
kakivara
That's a well-drawn hand. What happened to the rest?
gunganjesus
Laziness and I was also in class. I also suck at drawing. I had to constantly look at my hand while drawing that
GnomeAnn
They drew the rest of the owl.