Tigaan
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What you will need
Aluminum foil
Matches (strike anywhere work best)
2 paper clips
Ruler
Marker
Scissors
Step 1: Measure and cut the foil
Measure and cut out a piece of foil that is 2 x 1 inches (2.5 x 5cm for you superior metric users).
Step 2: Unfold the one end of the first paper clip
This paper clip is going to be used to make the exhaust nozzle.
Step 3: Paper clip placement
Place the end of the paper clip about halfway up the match head and hold it against the match stick. I found it easier to do this with my dominant hand.
Step 4: Match to foil placement
*spoiler* in the next step you are going to be rolling the foil around the match and paper clip. I found the best placement for this to be about 3/4ths up the foil.
Step 5: Roll the foil around the match
You want to roll the foil around to top of the match and paper clip as tight as possible without tearing the foil.
Step 6: Seal the top of the rocket
Twist the tip of the foil that is above the match head. Make sure it is closed all the way. If it isn't, the gas will escape through the top and your rocket won't launch.
Example
This is what your rocket should look like after you finish twisting the tip.
Step 7: Remove the paper clip
Once the paper clip is removed, be careful not to pinch the nozzle closed. (Sorry for the quality on this picture).
Step 8: Create your launch pad
Grab the other paper clip and bend it so it creates an angle.
Step 8.5: Still creating your launch pad
For extra stability, bend the paper clip end on the bottom out about 45°.
Step 9: Prepare for launch!
Place your match rocket on the launch pad. You can start a count down if you'd like, although it can be hard to predict when the rocket will actually go off.
Step 10: Lift off
Hold the lighter flame just under the head of the match. You can put the rocket in the flame, but I found it worked better to hold the flame just under the rocket. You are now once step closer to world domination. There are other ways to make match rockets, but I wanted to post a method with specific direction that is fairly consistent.
6reut
plot twist: it's a crackpipe
GreenExplosion
Was hoping for gif of demonstration, but I'm gonna do it myself.
Tigaan
yeah, it was suppose to be. I guess messed that up somehow. http://imgur.com/HOP6nZQ
GreenExplosion
Awesome. This makes me want to start a tiny war.
Matt420itsmybirthdayimnotapothead
Its 12:28 am, I see a post involving fire damn it now I gotta get out of bed.
jsd3306
And set something on fire?
TheLastBillyBumbler
RIP bed
Grynnreaper
Your move Korea
CokkyDuudle
Korea means South Korea. You have to add the North. Unless...
bwfrieds
"North Korea"
GoW1n
Best Korea
nothebees
#justhamasthings
CrainumFistToKiss
North Korea is all over this post...
frannieman
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
TheBinky
"Is this cake?"
imagirlimagirlsuckmydiOH
"Why cake fly?"
QuantumSupersexposition
This post has officially been added to Kim Jong Un's looking and pointing tour itinerary.
wheredoesthetimego
Standing at the ready to make the same joke, if needed
GreatOdinsRaven
Thought it was a post on how to smoke drugs from the thumbnail. I am extremely pleased with the actual info and will be testing after work!
flythedirector
legit question: What if I put, let's say, like 20 matches all together? will become a more powerful rocket or not?It's like coke and mentos?
longtimewatcherfirsttimeposter
TIL that during WWII, British intelligence leaked falsified info implying that OP's rockets were overshooting London by 10 to 20 miles.
longtimewatcherfirsttimeposter
Which made the OP undershoot and miss London for the rest of the war.
Winterous
I don't get the specific reference of the joke, but I understand the general idea of it, and find it amusing.
longtimewatcherfirsttimeposter
Here you go... http://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/2l1jez/til_that_during_wwii_british_intelligence_leaked/?limit=500
Winterous
That is fantastic.
Pencillin
http://media.giphy.com/media/4tQmuMGdah3B6/giphy.gif
AdamSmasher
Lighting matches and having them fly to random locations in your house? What could POSSIBLY go wrong?
ALiteralClown
This is pretty neat, OP. :o)
Dompap
Instructions unclear, invaded by Israel.
fab416
Rockets fired
cheeseroll
a brown lighter bc no one steals a brown lighter
howjom
I also find it easier to do with my dominant hand but sometimes i prefer my other hand
aprendemos
Sometimes I sit on my hand until it's numb so it feels like someone else is shooting off my tiny rocket.
funnyfunnybear
Some prime science project. saving for my future children to kick-ass at school.
AwesomeVegas
Here is mine, Launch 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESb92qnbobs> and launch 5 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Fz_9sgwMVM
AwesomeVegas
I'm also very proud that the first link has bobs at his end :D
TannaWartman47
Make sure they land in a paper pile.
De5kPilot
Supreme leader approves of his new space program
NickRoss1
I know what I'm doing tomorrow
GBomb
After the first image: "How to get high"
babelincoln27
+1 for spoiler
Tigaan
ahhh... is the gif not working?
nortotron
working here.
Tigaan
http://imgur.com/HOP6nZQ
Yenidze
yes, it does.
mariojuano
I refuse go to bed until I see that gif
SomeDetroitGuy
Worked for me
cyberspork
noooope
youmarama
It works on my phone! Yay for mobile actually doing something right lol
TheMightiestRiver
Totally looked like a post on how to prepare heroin based on the thumbnail.
theashman69
MRW Seeing this
halfangel
FOUR ! I mean FIVE ! I mean FIRE !
hapyli
0118 999 881 999 119 725... 3
theashman69
One of my absolute favourite episodes that!
chargingdatbattery
Favorited to never look at it again.
11sparky11
Wow. 3 years and I've come back to look at it again. How time flies.
thisistehurn
Instructions unclear, sent a shuttle to Churyumov-Gerasimenko.
CalvinandHobbitses
Why are you the only comment referencing this?! I wish I could give you ALL the points!
R0b0Panda
Pew pew tiny rockets everywhere. Tune into fox news later tonight and see me running from my burning house.
JimmieMcRustles
"To be fair, there was probably a spider in there somewhere" JimmieMcRustles, probably.
theicklestone
Later tonight: Match rockets. The new trending making its way around the internet. What is it and are your teens safe? Tune in at 11.
letmenumberthatforyou
And is the hacker 4 Chan responsible?
NotACanadian
brb making match h'wacha
bustyblonde
but its ok there was a spider anyway
Docthejacka
My favorite button is missing so here's a comment
DanteRu
http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130528190013/creepypasta/images/0/05/House-on-fire-o.gif
rocketchick
it's a far
hannahsberger
I a thought we were making Crack pipes. Guess not?
Hammerhead777
"ISIS targeting American households - Obama is to blame, tune in after a word from our sponsors. *queue conservative political ad*"
GroundUpMoonRocksArePurePoison
Even watching that (no matter how funny) I could never watch Fox "news."
R0b0Panda
I'm actually canadian but if i said tune into CBC everyone would be like "wahhh"
ThatShiftyMonkey
on fox? I'm guessing they'll blame terrorists. Or Obama.
Tourine17
Lol just how the left still blames Bush.
Mrgorsh
"War on Christmas began early this year!"
excepttheoneswhoaredead
THANKS OBAMA
IntentiomalTypo
Or spiders
Reemy420
They'll blame Obama.
jsd3306
Thanks, Obama...
therapistindisguise
Terrorist Obama..
MrValderhaug
Obama Bin Laden
therapistindisguise
Bin Laden Hussain Obama
oopieceofcandy
Whynotboth.gif
TwinkleTwinkleLittleShit
Fight fire with fire !
CreepyPhlox
All the required supplies can be found at my desk in my office. Are you trying to get me fired, OP?!
dascypriot
@NotUrModelType - this is HR. You're fired
CreepyPhlox
Are you trying to give me a heart attack, @dascypriot?!
dascypriot
maaaaaybe
dascypriot
Out of a cannon...
dascypriot
into the sun!
Winterous
No he's trying to get some rockets fired.
fr0z0rz
No gif? :(
Tigaan
Here is a quick fix. http://imgur.com/HOP6nZQ
imweirdinJapan
I can see a gif...
espasmato
7 hours laters... I assume OP put one up.
cheksumdataoverflow
nope, just a heavily artifacted 24 bit .bmp still of it
cheksumdataoverflow
props for being a good tease
Tigaan
guys... I messed up. I am sorry.
EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight
Hurry! Fix it quick! There's still time!
Tigaan
TIL how to edit imgur posts. Thanks for the encouragement.
Tigaan
BTW, if you put the match head halfway instead of 3/4ths, there is a chance it will turn the foil into a bullet.
AmericanAirlines
OP you should make more of these with other cool shit
ekstrandgbg
3/4th here but it exploded and the foil went far. Still awesome! Thanks OP
IfYouCheckMyCommentsYouWillNoticeImNotAFunnyGuy
For the rest of the world: The piece of foil must be 50.8 by 25.4mm.
SgtScooterAKADrBurrito
Exactly how dangerous are the match bullets?
ijustwantedtowastesometimeineverwantedthis
Well... there's no way that could ever be useful...
Tigaan
True, but it shoots further than the rocket does and is kind of entertaining.
ijustwantedtowastesometimeineverwantedthis
(sorry that was meant to be sarcasm - implying that you could use it to shoot someone)
Tigaan
Ah, haha. Okay. No worries! Upvotes for you sir!
ijustwantedtowastesometimeineverwantedthis
Madam actually, but thank you all the same, kind sir!
theStead42
Sauce?
littleb1ackbird
"This is perfectly safe"
anentirefootballteam
This is good to know. Now I can kill someone with this
thatsnotright
Okay....I died laughing here....I'm in my office trying to suppress laughter....tears coming down cheeks.....and then...I inhaled spit...fml
IEatHairspray
Happens to the best of us man
TheDogEnd
Before I ambush my sister with a deluge of tinfoil bullets, how dangerous is that?
tinygoatherder
Mine backfired and lit my pants on fire.
Havenscloud
Ambiguously dangerous
Mogmai
Astronomically dangerous
dolorcin
Astoundingly dangerous
TheDogEnd
I'm getting mixed signals here, you guys...
BootsAndPantsAndBootsAndPants
Astronomically dangerous
HeWhoWelds
Pretty safe.
Shaboingo
Amusingly dangerous
mygamepics
Don't worry about it. We've all scarred a sibling.
mynamewasfuckingtaken
With anal yes, matchstick-bullets are another thing.
TheLastBattlestar
My sister heated up a screwdriver with a lighter and when I would touch it, she forced it against my arm.
mygamepics
Maybe you were a brat.
CrainumFistToKiss
I see 3/4 and think three quarters, so I read that three quartersths...thanks OP.
Hemingwayfordayz
same!
arbitrarium
http://hotmeme.net/media/mememaker/9/6/2342-phteven.jpg
acogmuffin
For those still reading it like that and wondering where the hell else it could be pronounced: three-fourths
Noahryan50
You da real mvp.
TotallyNotATimeLord
Or you know three quarters
acogmuffin
*shrug* Whichever way you prefer
MidnyteStar
B-but aint that still 3 quarters?
acogmuffin
It is but that's just another way of saying it
AustralianHandstandChamp
Where?
acogmuffin
Oh for fuck's sake
imagirlimagirlsuckmydiOH
hahahaha some of us got it :)