The only Blue they back in Texas is The Thin Blue Line

Musgofarrin

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#Texas #infrastructure #stupid_people #dumber #bumper_stickers #Southern #USA #theocracy

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#Yes #weare Bread Riot anyone?

At least time flows slower in The South and the people are more polite even if you’re being too chatty

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Greg Abbot could never

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I don’t know about a #felony but it’s still extremely illegal, but a HHC pen knocked me out yesterday so it might not matter #budtender #texans #weed #hierbabuena #hhc #delta8 #thc #analogue

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#ihopeyouhaveaniceday #gottem

thrashingcows

Ahhh Texas….?

4 years ago |

BobsBurgerslurker

#3 don't tell that to the alternative facts crowd.

ButtersTheCat

#13 This will always make me laugh.

OperationM1ndcrime

#17 and that's just if you didn't get knocked up. If you did, you're fucked for life. You can't sleep on someone's couch with a baby.

SaveitforQueenDoppelpoppolus

#25

andexer

#12 explains my feelings about country music over time

#14 I found one of these stickers recently. I'm saving it for when gas here drops below $4. It'll be funny.

#16 hidden?

??I pretend I do not see it

FetaForMoses

#9 hey start with golf courses in the desert that aren’t 95% bunker, then move down to all the other golf courses.

TheInternetDweller

#2 it wouldn't even take a day for them to lock down and enslave everyone who isn't wealthy

JamJarre

#3 Yeah man but we're far more dependent on Russian oil AND we fucked up supply chains with Brexit. You shouldn't be as bad as us

Like, how's the petrol price in Canada? That seems like a better comparison

apytcypher0

#7 you speak the true true.

cozynester

#9 lol i remember voicing this opinion on imgur about 5 years ago and getting swaths of downvotes ? glad some folks are coming around

AlmostCertainlyNotPickles

#16 When I moved to Alabama for work, I was really surprised how cheap rent was, but I had to look at 4 different places until I found>

Omnimorph2112

Oof

The one I went with in desperation due to time constraint merely apologized for the black people renting adjacent.

Lmao Classic Alabama

DrLOAC

#17 oh that’s not true. You also get a measurable cognitive decline reducing your performance-like a laptop stuck running windows update >>

In the background. And if you are a poor minority you get another cognitive load due to racism.

ShySapiosexual

thinkybrainpains

#2 is overly generous and optimistic

Nah, Texans can make things work for a few & nations like North Korea are still chugging along fine without Oil to sell

OwMyChin

North Korea is anything but fine. Their people have been suffering for decades.

So have Texans but really I see it becoming crappy Anglo-Saudi Arabia & keep spiraling forever like No.Ko.

arcgap

#9 is completely false there are ~ 90 million acres of corn, 88 million soybeans, 47 million wheat.

skitman

I never water my lawn. So deduct a couple hundred square feet

So I’m suppose to believe an Imgur comment over a Twitter post? What a time to be alive.

You and everyone else can just look it up on the USDA website but nobody cares about reality when it might discount their beliefs

Yum. 1 of those crops is edible without processing, you’ve sure given valuable information

they are all edible without processing.... but it is good to know information is not valuable unless you think the subject tastes good.

I just checked and 2 are, if it’s potentially fatal it needs processing. I didn’t know Wheat Germ was raw wheat. Go eat your fill in Raw Soy

I don't know what kind of corn and beans you are looking up. Raw soybeans are sold in stores as edamame and corn is completely edible

Edamame isn’t raw.

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