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thedorthvader
Best way is to avoid the internet. I've tried being careful on Imgur but was spoiled in an edited fp post.
sassyclassyanddefinitelysmartassy
And I'll up vote every spoiler to ensure point whores like you see them on FP
DoctorSpaceDog
Fuck your gay-ass point grab.
4sambucas
Can people atleast try and not post SW-things for a month. Not everyone has money, or time to see it that soon
riseofaodh
Spoiler: They found the droid they were looking for
SpazmaticJ
This really pissed me off because reminded me of a cunt on here that said about Ben solo incident... I was so devastated.
Quilboar
spoiler: vadr is luke's father!!
TheFoxhounded
Darth Vader is Luke's papa, and he dies.
LP1988
dagnall
Kylo Ren kills Han
WOOPWOOPthatsthesoundofthepolice
or you could just, you know, not go online until after you've seen it. there's always going to be trolls, man.
Skornish
Spoiler: this movie probably has another Mary Sue.
Cheomesh
You know what you call a male Mary Sue? A hero.
zetsubus
No you call them a shit character. Jesus is it too hard to write a female character with more to her than being MUH strong female lead
Cheomesh
Seems that way.I expect our lead this time to be pretty bland.
zetsubus
It's literally the cardboard cutout strong female lead. Let's just hope her power ups aren't as stupid as rei's
Cheomesh
Yeah :/
TheWayofTheFutureTheWayofTheFutureTheWayofTheFuture
Hours before SW:TFA I wrote a comment saying I was going and excited, someone replied with "han dies". Im just forsaking imgur for now.
AskMeAbout3DPrinting
@OP go away and post this trash on facebook
fishinNwishin
I don't have facebook
IWillNeverForgiveNoahForPuttingMosquitoesOnTheArc
How did this get downvoted. Not everyone use Facebook. I don't use Google and I often get a negative reaction for saying that as well.
raidleadergutts
You should totally get one, as you definitely know how to post facebook material.
everythingmatters
Spoiler: Chewbacca is a good boy
notthebestdamnwaffleironyoueverdidmeet
Spoiler: I'm Rick Harrison, and this is my pawn shop. I work here with my old man and my son, Big Hoss. Everything in here has a story and a
notthebestdamnwaffleironyoueverdidmeet
price. One thing I've learned after 21 years - you never know WHAT is gonna come through that door.
warminthestarlight
FTR the Bothans died retrieving plans for the Death Star II in Episode VI, for the people confused about Rogue One not being Bothans.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Spoiler: No Jar Jar Binks
somethingmeaningfultosomeoneatsomepointintime
awwwwwwwwwwwww man.
FourOrangeCircles
I'm ok with this.
Big8ooty8iches
Remember when "upvote if" was slang for "downvote me to oblivion"? Pepperidge farms remembers
Thekingofbeans
Many bothans better die.
Veggisaurus
Even though we pretty much know what's going to happen, there will probably be a bunch of things left that we shouldn't spoil.
nombre11
Hate to break it to ya but Spock dies
mccar7hy
But Ripley makes it out
nattydoobydoo
Please tell me that Harry and Ron are alright!!!
Superchief86
Yeah, the daleks kill him.
Landwarrior525
Then Gandalf gets revenge against the cylons.
FourOrangeCircles
The daleks and Snape.
tachikaze316
Who is actually a Cylon.
orgeezuz
Who turns into a real boy after Blue Fairy touches him
ChelVanin
Spoilers: none of the heroes make it to episode IV
narcissisticaltruism
R2D2 and C3PO?
BanadecCamberbootch
When does episode IV come out?
RippyTheAligatorJr
May 25th 1977. Episode VIII comes out in a year
devocation
Woosh.
PostNutDepression
I mean, if Mattpat's theory is correct, they technically would.
kyloismatt
Vader makes it and dont you dare doubt that he is a hero!
GingerLaird
A hero is not just a portrait, but the brush strokes, and paint it took to cover the canvas.
ParappaTheVelociraptor
You speak wisdom and are my new best friend now.
Ksjjjdnaja
HecticHero
Duh Dun dun Duh duh duh, dun duh duh.
MatiasGray
I almost giggled out my tea!
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Nothing quite as heroic as slaughtering younglings.
Kendo2710
Shut up Kylo! (I kid, I love your name and dedication to your grandfather).
BjornFjord
You beat me to it.
ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
There are reasons to believe that the jedi are actually the villains
EchoOfSnac
That sounds like IMPERIAL PROPAGANDA!!
ParappaTheVelociraptor
And you sound like REBEL SCUM!
EchoOfSnac
My leaders didn't personally MASS-MURDER YOUNGLINGS, nor did they commit RELIGICIDE of government PEACE-KEEPERS or NUMEROUS GENOCIDES.
EricFromAccounts
Any reasons without shitty dialogue and worse writing behind them?
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Mace Windu has an interesting quote in a book covering the prequel era. Thousands of Jedi, working for the Light, for a millennia.if the 1/2
itsimpossibletofindausernamethatisnttaken
Force seeks balance, then maybe it was the Jedi who needed to be balanced. Paraphrasing but it was a great book. 2/2
Actualdeadpool
You are a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!
Daealis
From the lore books(noncanon now, I believe), the Sith have been more in tune with the force for centuries, actually going with the will of
Daealis
the Force. The Jedi during Ep 1-3 mostly just meditate, doing nothing, while the Sith scheme, as they have for centuries before the events
Daealis
the Force. The Jedi during Ep 1-3 mostly just meditate, doing nothing, while the Sith scheme, as they have for centuries before the events
Fialovich
They will be in episode VIII. Mark my words.
PleaseDontRespondToMySarcasticCommentsWithASeriousReply
On the off chance you haven't seen it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4QOpYMsFXQ
noctynight
Crossing my fingers that they don't.
codayop
K.o.R. maybe?
Fialovich
That's my thought exactly.
WalkerLillard
they fit perfectly. one of them is even called "the rogue"
idonthaveabetterusername
I'm lost on when this movie is on the timeline. I mean my friend is lost
ErikSway
It's before episode IV
DrKriegersClone
Slightly before the 1977 original movie (ie A New Hope).
MoonbuttTheGreat
Or they turn into The Knights of Ren....
cyno01
That makes no sense because then theyd all be super old.
MoonbuttTheGreat
Eh, 50s isn't thaaaatttt old, I mean, look at Tom Cruise, guy is 54 and still bouncing around energetically
cyno01
Aside from the two leads none of the rest of the team exactly looks like theyre in their 20s...
MoonbuttTheGreat
Seriously, check the YouTube film theories on it, it's awesome
Actualdeadpool
And bullshit. Cool theory though.
SalazaarXionon
So they're the Bothans that died getting the info!?
SlipperyDickery
They become the Knights of Ren
youresowrongImadeanaccount
Many Bothans died for the second Death Star, nub
SalazaarXionon
Love your username! +1
hawkesnightmare
Bothans look kinda like Master Splinter. If you see one of those you can bet money he'll die onscreen.
MancrushonThor
The higher ups will change that from the "cannon"
Actualdeadpool
They didn't.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
"Last time I send Bothans to do anything. Sent Bothans to get me a coffee. All dead." —Admiral Ackbar
ImgurDoc
Lol, this made me snort my cough out laughing. Well played good sir
nickwinters
Still better writing than the prequels.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Fun fact: Kylo Ren is a representation of the whiny prequel-haters' complaints
nickwinters
I don't follow. Please show your work.
Actualdeadpool
You hold your tongue. Think it, don't say it.
FerrousBuehler
Almost makes me want to watch it just to fuck with all you guys. Put an average naked woman in there and add spoliers as text at bottom
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Same. I'm not a big SW fan but I'd watch this now just so I can spoil it for everyone. No better feeling than that for me.
FerrousBuehler
I like your style
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Thank you, and I yours. Massages are useless if not thorough.
Porecomesis
That's just mean-spirited.
AladdinTheMuffinMan
I enjoy being mean, that's how most of Imgur works right?
FerrousBuehler
Not real sure I call it mean. However, you are picking on the mentally challenged
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Ooooh, rekt!
CrazyCatLad
Uh, I don't like Star Wars because it is childish as fuck but this movie looks good. Won't spoil it.
LitBoyQ
Were you bullied as a child?
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Not really lol, it's just so fun seeing people get worked up about such little and unimportant shit
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FerrousBuehler
Not real sure why or how star wars is important to people. To each their own but if your day can be ruined that easy, maybe you deserve it
AladdinTheMuffinMan
True but I wanna be as apathetic as possible just in case. I just can't get myself to care about this kinda stuff but the reactions are fun
FerrousBuehler
Hell, jist make up a bunch of bullshit. They will believe it
AladdinTheMuffinMan
True enough haha
Abso
They did that for episode 7 and it drove me nuts
CatpainTpyos
Yeah, like that rumor that Han Solo dies. Haha. As if anyone would believe such nonsense!
spermy997
Boston Salt Party
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Lel, gonna be the Salt Wars
AladdinTheMuffinMan
Lel, gonna be the Salt Wars
whothehellareyouanyway
I'd bet my entire fucking life savings that there'll be hundreds of spoilers posted before the movie is even released.
chucknasty
Even spoilers via Imgur usernames. Fucking terrible
SpankyButtSniff
About tree fiddy
screamingwinemaker
So you're betting $0? You're on!
whothehellareyouanyway
About a tree fiddy!
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
But imgur will downvote the hell out of spoilers in usersub, I'd bet as much.
WhateverIsTrendyRightNow
W/ TFA people posted images that made the front page then edited the descriptions w/ spoilers. Happened to me hours before I saw the movie.
HmmICantThinkOfACleverUsernameRightNow
That sucks. I managed to avoid having it spoiled by avoiding usersub, but I guess some got through...
ArtMadeofYourComment
Ha! At the moment my life savings are negative, so...me too! I bet my life savings too!
Brad2217
All $3. So risky
Brad2217
All $3. So risky
YouThinkThatsBad
Rachel got off the plane.
KtotheUZGandaUn
Chewbacca has a lot of hair
itisshinobi
on pornhub no less
fraxinusoleaceae
I'll take that bet. Joke's on you, you're $90,000 in debt.
SalisburyShuffle
What is your life savings looking like? Before I take that bet
mbr5
yeah, if you live in america you need to stay away from internet starting the 14th (europe release)
psychedelicpizza
Rogue one is the knights of ren.
Techtronic
I trust the user sub gods to protect our precious eyes from the spoilers. On top of that I tend to be rather oblivious and ignorant.
whothehellareyouanyway
You must be new here. "Han dies" was spammed in user-sub literally every 7 minutes for the three weeks leading up to the release of VII.
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WhateverIsTrendyRightNow
Yup. Happened to me a few hours before I went to see the movie opening night.
AuroraNora33
What a dickhead! What's his username so I can down vote everything he's made?
fishinNwishin
Noooooooooooo
rigatony222
whothehellareyouanyway
Are you kidding? You know damn well that most Imgurians are genetically fucking incapable of NOT posting spoilers.
johnvictor
It's not imgurians, it's just the shittiness of people on the internet in general.
Wecameforyourbitch
This comment is so damn accurate. +1
FuckingLoveImgur
This comment confirming the accuracy of the above comment is so damn accurate. +2
nachtgazer
This comment confirming the accuracy of the confirmation of the..... uh..
buggeredifiknow
Well, and the fact that it's a fucking prequel... Bothans die and they get the plans, the end.
johnvictor
Bothans happened for the second Death Star and that the Emperor was on it.
buggeredifiknow
I'm sure plenty die the first time around, you can't even have them get you coffee without losing a few.
DocEllis
I feel like I'm one of the few people that doesn't really like these new "Star Wars" movies...star wars ended after the first three
DrKriegersClone
More like a Happy Days reunion tour than a movie
ICanNeverStickWithAUserName
To me it's just a lack of interest. Like I still haven't even bothered seeing the trailer for Episode 7 when it first came out. Dunno why
ICanNeverStickWithAUserName
my interest just suddenly stopped. /shrug
Porecomesis
I don't even like Star Wars in general.
CrabWallet
I think we're the majority. I assume most of these kind of posts come from firms Disney pays to promote the work and make it feel cool.
Mitchz95
As I see it, the originals were great because they were epic in scope; people had never seen anything like them before. Nowadays, people 1/2
dpidcoe
While there is some truth to that, the storytelling and continuity in the prequels and ep7 is also pretty subpar.
Mitchz95
are used to that kind of thing, so they have to focus more on the characters and storyline instead. Not bad, just changing with the times.
dpidcoe
I agree. I don't even understand how people can say ep7 was good. The first half maybe, but the 2nd half was pretty incoherent and killed it
Sauroctonus
It's more of the same and it was fun. Star Wars was never entirely about the story for me, the environment is a lot of the fun.
dpidcoe
And it was fun... in the first half. It's just hard to enjoy the environment when none of it behaves in a rational manner anymore.
jashley62
I loved it, and this guy's video articulates why much better than I can. Warning: sad music from Lost involved. Feels imminent.
jashley62
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVZGUV77aRg sorry, forgot to post link.
dpidcoe
He's got a lot of great headcannon going on. Unfortunately, the last half of the move was so incoherent I doubt they thought that far ahead.
Cheomesh
Define "incoherent"
dpidcoe
The plot just quit making any sense. Entire rebel fleet consisted of 12 x-wings? Empire made the same mistake they'd made 3 times already? 1
dpidcoe
Nobody (including the people who were there) remembered the whole 2nd death star that happened 20 years earlier? Top stormtrooper person /2
dpidcoe
somehow has access to disable the ENTIRE FUCKING DEFENSE GRID FOR AN ENTIRE FUCKING DEATH PLANET from a single unattended console? And /3
dpidcoe
they do it from just the mere threat of death??? Somehow they built an entire death planet unbeknownst to anyone in a mere 20 years? /4
dpidcoe
Planet killing lasers that apparently travel through hyperspace or something, but somehow are visible in the sky of planets that are days /5
dpidcoe
of hyperspace travel away? I'd keep going but I don't want to spam you with replies. The bottom line is that they could have done better /6
Cheomesh
Got you - yeah I had those guffs, too.Personally I was hoping the attack to utterly fail,and make the Empire actually feel threatening.
dpidcoe
I'd have walked out of the theater after that except that I was there with some friends for literally the first showing on opening night. /2
dpidcoe
When Fin proposed his ~brilliant plan~ I was completely expecting Han to be like "yeah, we did that before, it's not gonna work again". /1
Ty5haun
I hate to break it to you, but the VAST majority of people think the movie is amazing.
Caphalor
How do you know the vast majority of people think that? You only hear the vocal ones
dpidcoe
Only because if they didn't keep telling themselves it was amazing, they'd have to admit the franchise is dead because Lucas murdered it.
Kierbear2g
Oh yeah, so dead. 2 billion at the box office dead.
Ty5haun
Ah I see, you're the only person who's correct, and everybody else is wrong. That makes sense.
dpidcoe
If you were actually paying attention to the thread (I know it's hard), you'd see that I'm at least one of two people who are correct.
Ty5haun
It makes sense that if the prequels were bad, it's physically impossible for TFA to be good. After all, Lucas killed the Franchise.
caniseeyournughtybits
spoilers : they get the plans for the death star
jdmjay
Screw you ass!!
DavidsDungeon
LookinforaGlucoseGuardian
Spoiler: they transmit then to princess' ship, then the beginning of episode 4 happens
innodence
Also they get captured and have a cameo in episode 7, but hey that's just a theory…
LookinforaGlucoseGuardian
A GAME THEORY...thanks for watching
Crixs
Don't you mean a FILM Theory?
LookinforaGlucoseGuardian
SHIT, ur right
sciencebasedlifeform
CasualWeathers
You know that right after this movie Episode 4 takes place, so you already know how it ends out
blessedarethecheesemakers
TonyStarkWantsOne
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
FUCK
KneesWeakArmsHeavySpaghetti
Believe it when I see it.
MoguraBurgera
Do you want many Bothans to die? Because this is how you get many Bothans to die.
phizatmatt
theimgurappsucksballs
Bastard
DarthRelgulus
Probably doesn't matter Empire Build bigger Death Star
PotassiumRegulatoryCommittee
You think the empire would take more care to, ya know, NOT repeat screw ups
DocFerus
The Aluminum Falcon is in it
noctynight
Hopeful spoilers; all the heroes die in the end to pave the way for episode 4.
LostCopper
Episode 3 already spoiled that
spazpod
I'm assuming you didn't up vote then.... sigh
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
Spoilers: Vader murders some of them.
Monodo
But none of them are bothans?
SpaceCthulhu
I didn't know that's what this one was about. I don't watch trailers / read stuff ahead of time, but I don't get too upset about spoilers.
FightingMammal
Wtf! I haven't even seen it yet!
TheWombatStrikesAgain
Also: Darth Vader survives.
Snooj
Wait, these are Bothans?
jayxero
You think they gonna kill any bothans?
Jc2805
Spoiler: they don't get the plans to the Death Star, movie is actually setting up alternate timeline
uchytjes
Maybe. For all we know this entire story could end in disaster for the characters.
demetror
plot twist they become the knights of ren [as foretold by matt patt]
funforabitbutnowthatsdone
You SON OF A B*TCH!
DrBachelor
Dude! What the fuck man! I was looking forward to see that movie.
DJhiggySmalls
Listen here fucko
IhaveWAYtoomanyfetishes
Did many bothans die?
HecticHero
TheDroidLukeAlmostBought
FUCK!
McStabsworth
Dude come on! Next youre gonna try to tell us that vader is lukes father!
johnvictor
They hand them to Princess Leia.
a1b3117
And many bothans die in the process
link117318
Ip man beats hem all down
redbeardedviking
What?! Is Kyle Katarn in this movie? Cause he most definitely stole the plans for the Death Star, I know, cause I was there.
SlackerTactical
and many bothans died to bring them that information
innodence
None. This isn't episode 5.5, it's 3.5
Ghost0fDawn
many bothans died to bring us this information
ImJustASalad
If you have seen the movies and don't know this already. You probably weren't paying attention.
ComputerAccountForLopoolBecauseHeForgotHisEmailAdress
No shit Sherlock
Arsikere
and lots of bothans die
Molotor
Imo they all die
fartharder
You bastard.
MisterSausage
Why are you worried about spoilers for a prequel?
Wednait
Also, if they are bothan, they probably all die.
basball6969
Spoiler: this movie will be an unnecessary cash grab
Bacxaber
UnleashedMartyr
SPOILER ALERT: THAT ONE GUY DIES!!
NoggDog
From the beginning, you know the end.
gweblurker
Do you know how many Bothans died for that spoiler?
Squeezit
then while building the death star, snape hops on board and says "sup bitches" then gandalf shows up and Snape kills him.
ZephixVI
talldrinkofagua
Bothins die
Stuebydoo
That's £15 I just saved, thanks
JimboGreaves
It could be the story of the first attempt that failed. Then they could make a Rouge Two!
Sheldonian
RulesOfImgur
Spoiler: han solo is alive
IATTM
Or do they? Maybe other bothans died to get those plans!
UmaroXP
Yeah my first thought was "Meh. What's there to spoil?"
McCoyForNow
Well shit.
Blacink
The black dude dies
prepbatman
and kill dumbeldore.
JCarlosH6969
relpmeraggy
Booooooooooo!!!
clanc43
From one gentleman to another; I hope you get Lou gehrigs.
snet328
Bible spoilers: Jesus dies.
iwishihadmobileq
contractuallyobligatedtoupvoteandmakesupernaturalgifs
Mind792
Supernatural has a gif for everything
contractuallyobligatedtoupvoteandmakesupernaturalgifs
Correct
Canucksican
Son of a bitch!!!
DickTugsMore
SandShock
What did we just say
kongfuchicken
Spoilers: Ipman beats up everyone.
chiefs86
I hope the ending is that Darth Vader personally kills every single person on the team.
innodence
Nah, they're more valuable as imperial knights.
InfOracle
He kills all the Bothans.
CapsShield
It'll be a really dramatic scene... bound to make some people choke up. WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB!
IvnWng
They taking the plans to Isengard
mithiwithi
I'd prefer "They're taking the blueprints to Isengard." Scans better.
mithiwithi
Actually, on further reflection: "They're taking the blueprints to Alderaan!"
plainoldfool
No they don't. They actually fail. It was just some poor, idiot stormtooper that accidentally emailed it to the rebellion. He meant (1)
plainoldfool
to send it to "receivables". Hey, it happens.
buttpunch13
He hit reply all. Instead of just reply
LokiKingOfJotunheim
I love it when people do that. Endless amusement for like a week when that happens at work... "Stop hitting reply to all" repeated for days
Vaanhalen
The irony is in a script this wouldn't be believable
CrunchyJewBag
Cunt
Seanthombbomb
Someone will post something and the top comment will be 'we have the rogue one' and it will get millions of points that should be mine!!!
copingcabana
Many Bothans die.
Boutros
Literally did a spit take reading that.
copingcabana
You wasted coffee?!? After the Bothans paid the ultimate sacrifice?!?
innodence
Nah, they don't die until several years later in episode 5.5
thegarlicawakens
They die securing plans for the second Giant Hurt Ball.
imjusthereforthemoneynotyourbs
+1 for BMS
lordlasagna
spoiler: Darth Vader is Lukes father
AikiYun
Muthafucker!
BobaFett09
FUCK
sonofTK421
Prob store em in some droid
fenrir171
you motherfu*
PuppermintJerryJr
Prob gonna give it to some princess who gets captured.
NomadOfTheCosmos
Prob transmit the plans first. Then it's on some droid
BobaFettBobaFettWhere
Probably not the one I'm looking for though
spazpod
typical
innodence
Nah they transmit them to the tantive iv and get captured and converted into imperial knights. But hey that's just a theory…
Bob423
A FILM THEORY
sharknurse
Aaaaaand cut!
innodence
Thanks for watching! Glad to find a fellow theorist
SpartaWolf117
ditto for me!
existentialstew
like Roan Fel imperial Knights?
innodence
Knights of ten maybe?
innodence
Ren
PoliticalLava
CIS Scum.
SemiOmni
I love how the first time I heard that phrase, I thought they were talking about the Confederacy of Independent Systems.
TruthIsOffensive
YA DUN MESSED UP A-ARON!!!!
inverseCosinePadawanmeme
A-ARON: *boop beep boop *
R0gerR0ger
squatch13
This is insubordinate and churlish.
DontGoJasonWaterfall
Balackey
razetherunner
my nickname at work... i still don't have any clue why.
assnoodle
Is your name Blake
razetherunner
not it is not. it is not even remotely similar to Blake.
venomkiller69
I'm sorry
counterintel
I Quote My Angry Friend: "Thanks for making a movie about something we dont care about and know what happens at the end, DICKS!"
basketofpups
He must love Titanic.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
and Apollo 13
CMcAwesomeville
And Pearl Harbour
belgianbonzai
And Sully
xPromethean
Silly guys, there's no way he could have been there for those
mithiwithi
As Ebert said, Pearl Harbor is about how "the Japanese staged a surprise attack on an American love triangle."
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Captain Kirk kills Gandalf.
goodoldwoofers
Discipilus
Fuck, I knew I shouldn't have looked at the comment thread
mzirax360
SlightlyRacistBanana69
Muahaha
Frizoggy
They blow up the Death Star in the movie after this one, Empire makes another one, and that one gets destroyed by teddy bears.
PetSven
Ha! You almost had me until the teddy bears part. No movie could be so silly that a legion of the best troops is defeated by small bears.
BaronSimple
...And then ANOTHER one is built bigger, louder and more derivative the the first two.
hornsofthebull
and spoiler alert: THAT one gets blown up too!! who'd have thought it!
DarkUranium
"It's gonna be YUUUUUGE!" -- Emperor Palpatine
Wowyouknowwhatsomanyusernamesaretakenthesedays
*Snoke
hornsofthebull
and spoiler alert: THAT one gets blown up too!! who'd have thought it!
battery1979
youd think they would have learned to protect those thermal exhaust ports better.
commentisrelevant
sonofTK421
Fun fact: "ewok" is a rearranging of the syllables in "Wookiee" - Lucas wanted Endor to be inhabited by Chewies kindred and kin.
Leithoa
fucking art department.
SteveMcCroskey
They never called them Ewoks in the movie and I don't trust books...I'm going with Minichewies
humanmeatshield
Kashyyyk?
YamatoIouko
Yup. But the budget didn't pan out, from what I know.
EthanRamsay
How tf do you spoil a prequel
MoonMoonTheForgottenGod
Easily
TitaTitanium
let George Lucas direct it
Actualdeadpool
Just dont let he do dialogue.
undungubungu
ye, he do dialoguu bad
BanadecCamberbootch
The girl's actual name is Mon Mothma and she gets age blasted.
Sauroctonus
So she's taken to see Mon Mothma, and reveals she is also Mon Mothma?
BanadecCamberbootch
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/754/607/665.png
Peteybird1112
VADERS LUKES FATHER
LackToastIntolerant
If someone spoils info about the movie even though we don't know what it means, well learn and be disappointed when we are watching it...
Sthawwaths
Leave it out in the sun too long
MrHashSlingingSlasher
By watching film theory
IronicUsername
Same as any other movie? I don't know if the plot is covered in the former extended universe or anything but I have no idea what the [1]
nickwinters
It was in the Han Solo trilogy, but they've thrown that out the window.
IronicUsername
plot is and what happens to the various characters. [2]
DevinNatTyv
Read a canon book?
chrisdafish
When there's a will there's a way
IvnWng
By showering it with gifts
Peteybird1112
VADERS LUKES FATHER
stayawhilestayforever
*' '
AlabamaShakySnake
IF KENOBI IS ACTUALLY LUKES FATHER, THEN THE PRE-TRILOGY MAKES MORE SENSE AND IS SLIGHTLY MORE BEARABLE.
doctorbees
AND HE KILLS DUMBLEDORE
BanadecCamberbootch
AND BEN IS THE MOTHER
ImGonnaRickRollYou
AND CHEWIE IS HIS NEPHEW
ohmegatron
VADER FATHERS LUKE
pacojr
FATHER LUKES VADER
SilverSound
Who dies? Who lives? Cameos? There's still a lot to spoil.
YodasLeftEar
maybe its gonna be a fancy bathtub this time
sonofTK421
Who lives who dies who tells your story ...
JerkandEat
Well for sure many Bothans died for this cause though.
SilverSound
Wrong Death Star, bud.
PotatoIsland
The only part I'm worried about is these characters seem like they are going to be big personalities so how if they live are they going 1/2
PotatoIsland
to explain that none of them help out in any other way in the alliance after doing such an impossible feet, you think these guys would 1.5/2
PotatoIsland
have become the go to team, so in my mind them all dying is the best way to have this go unless how they live is mindblowing. 2/2
clone1701d
Many Bothans died....
PotatoIsland
bonus: Like they are all frozen in carbonite somewhere and are dug up later to be used in episode 8.
Mimsey
By revealing that Rogue One becomes the Knights of Ren after they get captured. :V
Sauroctonus
I think they'd be too old by then.
Erectric
Someones either smart or has watched film theory
Mimsey
Isn't film theory a class? For me it's this: We have two groups. One dark, one good, but MIA by the original trilogy. [1]
Mimsey
I think there's next to no chance this is the case, though. I just pulled it out of my ass, like Rey being a Kenobi. [4]
Mimsey
So it's weakly logical to guess that the groups are the same people, tying the Rogue One movie into the new films. [3]
Mimsey
The trailers so far heavily foreshadow at least Jyn turning to the dark side, if not the whole group. [2]
ToastPointz
Shut up, mimseeyyyyyyy!
BanadecCamberbootch
Isn't there a ~20 year gap?
Mimsey
That's apparently not too old for Vader, Luke, Leia, Han, etc. They were all adults or late teens by Episode 4.
Smashingtorpedo
At the time of this Id wager 30-40 year gap
BanadecCamberbootch
I originally wrote 30 and then downplayed it, as maybe the theory is that they get recruited at an interim point in the two movies D:
TheCloney
RotJ is 4 ABY, so TFA would be 34 ABY...most of those guys would be dead or too old.
the42
Probably if there's a character from Rebels in it...or something related to The Force Awakens in some odd way.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
lol they've barely added one irrelevant character from clone wars, lets face it Disney's gonna stay safe AF from now on, only membaing
Actualdeadpool
You are foolish indeed.
fuckpowerlevelsfucksupersaiyansandfuckyou
Am I? you saying the force awakens WASN'T 80% a rehash of ANH? like a big digital pacifier to all the 40 year olds in the audience.
Actualdeadpool
I am not. I'm saying that they're rebuilding a fucking universe. Things are going to get rehashed. Deal with it, or drop out.
BahamutBBob
Mon Mothma was in the trailers, so there's that.
YankeiDuddle
Well there's a character from the Clone Wars in it
ZBOZZ
From trailers it looks like "the church of the force" (that old guy from the start of ep vii) will play some kind of a minor role
Ghost0fDawn
also not everyone knows everything outside the movies
MancrushonThor
Or the main chick ends up hooking up with Luke Skywalker
Stostri
Hey, so you remember all those times before when we said Ahsoka Tano's story is over, and there won't be any more content of her? Well...
JanetVanDyne
HOLY SHIT
YankeiDuddle
I really hope she gets her own movie
noctynight
Noooooooooooo. Plz nooo.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
She ded tho
Feench
They left her "death" open to interpretation on purpose. They wanted to be done with her but gave themselves the options to use her again
Actualdeadpool
Because you know they will. May e not for years, but the will.
BahamutBBob
She left the Jedi order before Revenge of the Sith, and she was apparently in Rebels.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
IK, I watched the Clone Wars series. She shows up in Rebels.
YankeiDuddle
No she's not
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
She shows up in Rebels
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
IAmTheWalrussianSocialist
I 'member!
HecticHero
WHAT
Stostri
They're also remastering her into the original trilogy. She changes her codename from "Fulcrum" to "Many Bothan Spies".
DickTugsMore
How many bothans died to get this information?
RopeJokesAreKnotFunny
That was Death Star 2