TheBloodyLady
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Oct 2, 2018 12:26 PM
TheBloodyLady
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Drakoth97
Noice
db17k
Realborisboef
orangemarmaladesky
hashomerachianochi
OddBrock
butwhatifiAMarobot
Positive Vibes :)
TedTheMan
Good vibrations
MoreFunOpenMinded
Got the Hitachi Wand that sends a nice electric current through. Amazing toy
TheHawkRules
Oh, it’s that ball massage thing my mom keeps under her bed! That thing was neat. Great for lower backs.
DriverIRQnotlessOrEqual
It is not the wizard who chooses the wand, Harry.
itsaburneraccountdummies
MrsMarklar
TheBloodyLady
She knows what's up. High five.
EvolvedMonkeyFlyingThroughSpace
Every guys thingy
cyllan
I use mi fingers, but I get it.
CritterrCatcher
I see we have mutual friends, let’s hang out
DuchessGummiBunns
Fuck yes!
PorcupineConcubine
The new doctor's sonic screwdriver! Awesome!
deadlyvenom354
Are these really that great?
CritterrCatcher
Yes.
deadlyvenom354
So I should get one for my wife?
CritterrCatcher
Yes.
Piccasshole
soulman901
Nice Shoulder Massager
BobHubert
I feel like an obligatory pics or it didn’t happen comment is required here @op
maximilianfragglebottom
DeMaan
Name?
whatupmyknitters
Actress is Emma Caulfield on Buffy
maximilianfragglebottom
Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins Harris
DeMaan
Thanks
teamawesome1
Not Harris :(
MitchSnider
Wii Mote or sex toy? Clever kid.
TheS4ndm4n
Personal massage wand.
FirelinkShrineIsHome
Bzzzzz
hottubpubes
Tooth polisher?
TedTheMan
All you need.
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
It's a wizard's wand
TittyWolff
Username makes me nervous after seeing this...
ALoveLikePi
I wish it was that simple for men. Damnit. Women get all the options
LunaticFringe
For men it’s super easy. Hand and imagination is all you need.
Bakseed
Hahahahaha
FrostyOblivion
It is. Get the dick stroker attachment for it.
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FrostyOblivion
Sure, you could do that
Bakseed
I find it fascinating how *privileged* women are when it comes to sextoys yet no one is fighting for better toys for men.
ALoveLikePi
I mean I don't think we really can do much more.. Not like there is some amazing new hole they are gonna make.
ALoveLikePi
Women get the whole. Multiple orgasm thing....so that seems nice for them. The moment the sex toy was invented women were like. More
ALoveLikePi
Than one orgasm? Or,more likely. I finally GET an orgasm? And the gates were opened
whatupmyknitters
I feel this way about getting off during sex. It's so easy for men to and so impossible for me!
ALoveLikePi
....yes. Yes I can see that but you have 10 thousand toys to help. Lucky
whatupmyknitters
Or we have ten thousand toys because we NEED the help
ALoveLikePi
That's option two. Yes. But I mean... Optimism over pessimism on this one since I am male:p
whatupmyknitters
No need to throw women under the bus for your optimism :)
iamthisguy247
Cool, a microphone!
SaturdayMidmorning
My very first thought.
eldiabeeto
Smells like low tide
Zaruzen
Smells like stale shrimp
ItsAmaliaB
Oh, honey
shutupthisisreal
thisguyisagoodguy
Dude it's clearly a back massager
GrumpyStump
I love karaoke!!
CheapWine
Women are always like, "I don't have a voice." Clearly this is their desire.
verganas
Mommy! Also seen Snl 50 shades of grey spoof https://youtu.be/mFte46jVFOg
yourFriendlyNeighborhoodBushSnake
Oh, you sweet summer child.
ForgivingCat
I was actually born in the winter.
skippi99r
its ovbiousl- hold on my moms calling me downstairs
someguyyy
uhm, it's a fu- brb have to go eat
FalconPunchingHitler
Guys, it's obviously a *large train goes by*
Bloodyvalentine549
C'mon! Everyone knows it's a *landscaper starts up his leaf blower*
DGNightwing95
Smells a bit funny
gruntswitheffort
They usually do
Timbukwho
That's just spit
Bunnysasquatch
The Jackhammer. AKA - the device you use if you never want to get off manually or orally ever again. I save mine for emergency use only. ?
bannyd
pics or it didnt happen
moondoggy17
https://youtu.be/fyuv3WXPQsM
AlwaysUpvoteMandalorians
I went to college with a girl who burned out the motor on one of those...twice
CritterrCatcher
Lol maybe try a different setting on your partner
TrippingPocahontas
i have one but oral is still better. theres something about the warmth and wetness and someone else doing it.
sassynpretentious
My boyfriend and I smashed mine... I couldn't stop using it ?
ForgivingCat
Why is that a problem?
sassynpretentious
Because I could only cum with the jackhammer.... it desensitized me like woah
MyCleverUsershame
Can confirm. Wife has one. Now I’m just the roommate that tries.
Shiznaught
Get a dimmer switch for it.
moondoggy17
https://youtu.be/fyuv3WXPQsM
bicuriositykilledthiscat
The cordless one can be just as powerful, but it has more than 2 settings for those that need a little less:)
ericdidit
Videos or it never happens
ConwayTitty
Mine was literally nicknamed the Jackhammer, it was so loud
bicuriositykilledthiscat
The right amount of moaning should drown out the noise though:)
Bunnysasquatch
Sounds like a WW2 plane taking off :)
QADA
That would probably be it’s radial cooled engine ....
ChaosandChaos
Nah, Hitachi. Unless that's your nickname for it.
RandaPanda16
Damage? If anything it's made of easier for me to get off with my partner
Bunnysasquatch
I have to use it for its intended purpose. It’s really nice on the lower back. Any use of vibration and I am desensitized fairly quickly.
sassynpretentious
You're lucky! I got incredibly desensitized.
Ecuawhoooore
Word. I don't want permanent nerve damage in my clit.
sassynpretentious
I smashed mine last year. Best (and hardest) decision I've ever made
Bunnysasquatch
That would be devastating.
TeeTeeEffEn
It's not permanent you dimwits. Your sensitivity returns within a month if you take a break from the hitachi.
someguyyy
is it a period??
agluuo
best comment on this page hahaha
bicuriositykilledthiscat
Wtf?? I use this daily - sometimes for HOURS- and I’m insanely sensitive.
Ecuawhoooore
And *you* are the standard. Ok. Fuck medical science that says sensitivity suffers. Let's go by what YOU say is the norm. Cool beans. Haha!
bicuriositykilledthiscat
I never asked you to. I just never heard of it and have thankfully never suffered it:) I feel for those that do/have.
MalletBallet
So... Whatcha doin tonight? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
bicuriositykilledthiscat
You don’t even have to ask. Pretty easy to deduce.
Bunnysasquatch
I never said it was permanent ya ass. The more toys are used, the less I get off via my favorite methods. Why would I choose that?
TeeTeeEffEn
I like your sass :) not as much as I like my hitachi, but still..
Bunnysasquatch
Oh, I like it. It’s great to use on my lower back and roll out my shoulder. ?
bicuriositykilledthiscat
I’ve been using my Hitachi for almost 6 years. Actually, finally killed the motor and replaced it with both a new one and cordless one. /1
Bunnysasquatch
You’re lucky. I am not one of those. It kills my sensitivity. That thing can pry a good tongue sesh from my cold dead hands. ?