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Ouch! Super man
#NuttyJob #funny #superman #animation
Sep 21, 2019 2:36 PM
ViruSoul
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#NuttyJob #funny #superman #animation
MrTheSpoon
Why isn't he wearing any shoes?
inelastic
LookAtMYFancyUsername
I slipped off of a fence and landed like this a few months ago.. Don't make me relive that...
cowinspace
My name is Kal-El and this! Is Jackass!
strikezero01
Super C.B.T.!!
TCGView
rbrowning486810
The pole must've had hidden kryptonite
DerekCole
So what bugs me is that racking his nuts is the only outcome of that jump. What was the goal of jumping down with an obvious bar there?
RedExclamation
Hi, I'm Clark and this is Jackass
IrishManD
Superhero landing
HelloToe
4thwalled
CambreathdTheSecound
Balls of steel... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eckoYQqdk28
romicra88
It wasn't even the balls hit that got me. It was the getting up to just collapse and scream
dancingbarefootonlego
Winning the bronze in the Darwin Award Olympics
Maaatth
Super ouch.
lovestars
that pole is made out of that one song by 3 doors down
whiterabbit1322
This is exactly how most dnd dice rolls end up
secretoaster
His pincers are going to feel that
SuperBeetle76
Jokes aside, the physics in this is spot on.
jayzap
Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/B2pPMRXowYt/. Check out their other work its really cool as well!
Stratego89
At least he has the cape to hide the tears.
attofreak
And the blood.
73mm13
It's got electrolytes
BlameTheDeer
Reminds me of the scenes from Shazam when they're figuring out his powers.
gifOfSamRockwellDancing
Special episode of Ow! My Balls
disposable1223333000
There it is! Brilliance.
FigNewtonOfYourImagination
I finally watched that movie yesterday and I swear I've seen nothing but references to it since.
jherazob
Frequency Illusion: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cognitive_biases#Frequency_illusion
theboringusername
Go away!! ‘Batin!
TomBrokaw
Unfortunately they're not references - it was a predictive documentary
CoffeeRocks
God... Right?
HelloToe
groovehog
If this were real, his rectum would be super shattered.
StormWingDelta
lol if this was actually superman the rod he landed on would have snapped like a toothpick. :P
Zedelom
I mean how much does he weigh?
StormWingDelta
I think it'd be more an issue of Unstoppable force vs Very movable object. :)
breakingbad5
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
SQLdragon
super cereal.
oldestImgurInTown
I prefer - rectum damn near destroyed 'em
sellithard
Doesn’t he have balls of steel?
WolnyLogin
How do you know the bar isn't made of kryptonite?
GingerLaird
Every hero has a weakness.
laimesziburyss1337
I mean he has but they steel hurt
UmamiMama
He's a the man of steel but his balls, not so much
RoDank
Pancakes of steel now
talos2
Here's a theory:since superman is basically invincible he doesn't require balls of steel to save the world. And what we see here is-
talos2
Evidence to why he doesn't have children.
seppfischkracher42
Maybe more iron then steel
iamthemadz
You see when people are dipped into the river of Styx...
Beardacus
That's Duke Nukem
CactusFantastic0
Ball ball ball b b b ball balls of steel
CoeusDarksoul
"WHO ARE YOU??!?!?!?"
creaturefeature16
Hail to the king, baby.
NotAirConditioned
You ever hit steel with steel at high speed?
DotNull
High speed steel can't melt steel balls
NotAirConditioned
I see you're a Superman's Balls Truther.
MrCIA
Clang!
fbutt09
Clash of the titans
DrDadJokes
BALLS BALLS BALLS BALLS
Farvatron
BALLS OF STEEL
WineWomenAndSong
Uh get off vent or I'll have you bent
Skip2TheEnd
Peggy doesnt fuck around
DrOsmium
BLOW IT OUT YER ASS
bthemills
What's with the delay in pain when he lands? Gets up like he's fine and then remembers he racked himself.
OfficialAydub
No pain for the "man of steel", but failure is not an option.
HypocriticalBastard
When it's really bad, there's a delay for your brain to receive and process just how bad you've fucked up
hey0man
I have done something similar from a much lover height (of course) it was a delay
TheCrazySucculentLady
We know they're tender but you don't have to *love* on them all the time
hey0man
Yes I do !!
cptwott
Typical species related. It's a Kryptonian thing.
FranticFreddie
The crotch does not have the shortest connection to a man's brain.
alexzaz
Getting hit in the balls almost always has a pain delay. Mostly so the dread can build up in your brain because the suspense makes it fun!
bthemills
Man, not me. I catch one in the juicebox, I'm out immediately.
AnonymousNPC10
Sometimes it happens like that, after the reflex to survive the fall has completed, "oh, I impaled myself... ohh my god!!!!"
MrLivingDead140
Pride escaping from his body.
ppk999
He's got balls of steel
ultraronbun
For comedy
TheEmperorProtect
It hadn't had time to set on yet
TheEmperorProtect
Kinda like when you think you hurt your finger but you don't feel pain until you try to move it
Ryanator50
That's probably the most realistic part of this whole scenario
TherealNotSid
Sometimes you dont feel the worst of it immediately
DesperateDunn365
Sometimes there's the delay. You feel great and like you've dodged a bullet and then BOOM. They're always the worst.
StylesRockman
Comedy is all about timing
OlaphOfTheNorth
What you usually get is shock and then a couple moments where you test out the extent of the dam- OH RIGHT PUSS SPEWING BLOOD GUTTERED HELL
Duendes
Have you seen the bear getting hit in the nuts?
Link01
Whenever i hurt myself I have a couple seconds to wince before the pain comes
GrahamCanyon
The real answer (probably) is this is made with stock motion capture data, and that particular bit of mocap starts in a standing position.
SirBinky
Boo your logic and reason
knobhoblin
Legend tried to play it off
TherealGuyLeDouche
There’s always a delay
RackhamTheRed
Different kind of receptors and pain transmition to those your body uses for "normal" pain (like pinching someone)
ChickenROAR
Trying to walking it off, only to realize that's not happening.
blackeye453
Is u Female?
bthemills
No. Is your balls dropped yet?
CantStopTheRock
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
candiduscorvus
When you get hit in the nuts there is often a very brief moment where you have superhuman strength and rage, and then it's all pain after.
basicwhitelich
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug
WatermelonT
The delay is the time when you suddenly gain enormous amount of strength and consider to kill the person who did it to you.
GeneralBuzzkil
Depending on the amount of damage done and point of impact, the pain can come in waves.
Burylown
If you're female and didn't know, it takes some time after racking yourself to feel the pain absorb your whole body lol
TooFunkToDrunction
Yeah but that’s after like a light tap. Here you would instantly feel the pain of two exploded testicles and a shattered pelvis.
Snooj
It feels like they have popped and poison is slowly seeping into you from your nuts.
ab47203
It also continues to get WORSE for a while
abbasnail
If you’re a male and I didn’t know, this would also hurt like fucking hell after a moment.
pandastrafe
A nice vomit fog comes over you.
imno0or1
You have this “i need to pee feeling” that quickly turns into that gif of the bird and the a’s behind him
PietroAretino
It's like you're entire insides are profusely bruised
baronluke
It's like 3... 2...1... no? nothing? Then like a bruise you just saw for the first time the pain just creeps in and spreads to you stomach
muricafeckyeah
Ive slammed on a pole before, shit hurts like hell. I bled ;.;
Kirj4v4
I always thought Superman was male
brianthefly
Lol thats how my brain processed it at first too
SithShodan
It's the "I'll walk it offNOIWONT" when your dangly parts hit hard enough. You get pain in your stomach and legs then sick at your stomach
SithShodan
Source - taught women's self defense and got kicked so hard I pissed blood
xComputer
Well, it sounds like you were VERY effective at teaching self defence
SithShodan
I really hope that's true
SithShodan
Nothing an ice pack and walking like a cartoon cowboy wouldn't fix